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2017

I don’t know whether to be flattered or insulted.original ↗
27 Dec 2017
The thing I never got for Xmasoriginal ↗
22 Dec 2017
Tell me something good.original ↗
18 Dec 2017
I had a lot of anxiety talking about anxiety on a podcast about anxiety.original ↗
12 Dec 2017
Strange letters from my fatheroriginal ↗
11 Dec 2017
Strange new weather patternsoriginal ↗
8 Dec 2017
The Eighth Annual James Garfield Miracle.original ↗
7 Dec 2017
I feel it in my bones.original ↗
5 Dec 2017
Hi. I love you.original ↗
3 Dec 2017
McDonald’s is stealing my dead weasel and it’s insultingly obvious.original ↗
30 Nov 2017
Insomnia thinks it’s my best friend.original ↗
29 Nov 2017
I don’t drink babies.original ↗
26 Nov 2017
Hi. I still exist, y’all.original ↗
24 Nov 2017
It’s us, but in dead animal form. But not really dead because they weren’t ever alive. Undead? No. That makes them sound like vampires. So not that. Fuck. I don’t know the word. Hey, how long can a title be? Because this seems excessive. Someone should stop me. Jesus. This is as bad as 280-character twitter.original ↗
21 Nov 2017
Day seven. TRAGEDY STRIKES.original ↗
19 Nov 2017
Day six. STILL ALIVE.original ↗
18 Nov 2017
Still not in jail, y’all!original ↗
17 Nov 2017
I really blossom when left alone. Until I set the house on fire and the credit cards get canceled.original ↗
14 Nov 2017
It’s a problem everywhere really.original ↗
9 Nov 2017
I can see clearly now and there are spiders everywhere.original ↗
7 Nov 2017
Fucking stop itoriginal ↗
3 Nov 2017
Happy Birthday, Dorothy Barker!original ↗
2 Nov 2017
The Haunted Dollhouse, final reveal!original ↗
31 Oct 2017
Haunted dollhouse, part 4original ↗
30 Oct 2017
It runs in the family.original ↗
27 Oct 2017
Haunted dollhouse, part 3original ↗
26 Oct 2017
Haunted dollhouse, part 2.original ↗
24 Oct 2017
Haunted dollhouse…an update. Part 1.original ↗
23 Oct 2017
If everyone is bullied then who are the bullies? Answer: Us. I guess?original ↗
20 Oct 2017
UPDATED: I have become what I have sneered at.original ↗
17 Oct 2017
I think I’m being stalked.original ↗
12 Oct 2017
Hello. Dog here.original ↗
10 Oct 2017
What’s my name again?original ↗
8 Oct 2017
It’s late.original ↗
6 Oct 2017
Why I love twitter, part 80 billionoriginal ↗
3 Oct 2017
It’s sort of a happy birthday to all of us.original ↗
29 Sept 2017
I love this so hard.original ↗
26 Sept 2017
Ow. My heart.original ↗
24 Sept 2017
Surviving Septemberoriginal ↗
21 Sept 2017
On open letter to the lady in my neighborhood:original ↗
19 Sept 2017
I’m a little offended that this was recommended to me and also I want it immediately.original ↗
17 Sept 2017
They’re like snow peas, but with less carbs. I assume.original ↗
15 Sept 2017
Our peopleoriginal ↗
12 Sept 2017
I don’t even know if vaseline is edible.original ↗
10 Sept 2017
Seclusion. Sort of.original ↗
6 Sept 2017
Parenting is hard, but donkey braiding is harder.original ↗
5 Sept 2017
I shouldn’t be allowed to adultoriginal ↗
29 Aug 2017
Tell me some happyoriginal ↗
29 Aug 2017
Harvey. Such an asshole.original ↗
28 Aug 2017
From flattered to offended to confused in under 5 seconds.original ↗
23 Aug 2017
WTF, me. #solareclipse2017original ↗
21 Aug 2017
I just wanted to stare at the sun. Is that so wrong?original ↗
18 Aug 2017
Birds get away with everything.original ↗
16 Aug 2017
When do the cyborg bodies get here?original ↗
15 Aug 2017
Give me something to readoriginal ↗
9 Aug 2017
NIPPLE FOUND.original ↗
7 Aug 2017
I have so many questions.original ↗
4 Aug 2017
#NationalColoringBookDay is a real thing, apparently.original ↗
2 Aug 2017
I’m trying not to cryoriginal ↗
1 Aug 2017
I’ve been around the world. But not really.original ↗
28 Jul 2017
Weird things on my desktop that I made screenshots of because WTF.original ↗
26 Jul 2017
This isn’t a real post but it’s still worth it.original ↗
23 Jul 2017
An open letter to the pet sitter that we probably won’t send because we’re not monsters and also we don’t want her to run away.original ↗
20 Jul 2017
Next step? Pet falcon.original ↗
18 Jul 2017
I think this is how you get cursed.original ↗
13 Jul 2017
RATS.original ↗
12 Jul 2017
Not arrested. Twice.original ↗
10 Jul 2017
Entertain me, please.original ↗
8 Jul 2017
Our marriage is finally legal.original ↗
4 Jul 2017
It’s a fantastic voyage, if your idea of travel involves an esophagus.original ↗
4 Jul 2017
I’M LEAVING. (The state.)original ↗
30 Jun 2017
Jesus.original ↗
28 Jun 2017
Tell me where to go. Literally.original ↗
26 Jun 2017
(UPDATED!) I’m less sick than before but I’m also less than I was before.original ↗
22 Jun 2017
I am actually leaving the house tomorrow. WTF.original ↗
19 Jun 2017
Well, shit.original ↗
16 Jun 2017
Well that’s accurate.original ↗
14 Jun 2017
MAGIC!original ↗
11 Jun 2017
Coloring. But less stressful. (Yes, I am aware how ridiculous this sounds.)original ↗
8 Jun 2017
MYSTERY OF THE LOST-AND-FOUND TOMBSTONE: SOLVED!original ↗
6 Jun 2017
FOUND: One tombstone. (Part 2)original ↗
4 Jun 2017
I appreciate your help but you’re wrong and you look like an asshole, spellcheck.original ↗
1 Jun 2017
Found a tombstone. Now I have a mystery to solve.original ↗
30 May 2017
Things I wrote while high. (Not much different than what I wrote while sober if I’m being honest.)original ↗
28 May 2017
The drugs were awesome.original ↗
26 May 2017
The things we leave behind.original ↗
23 May 2017
Jenny Lawson: Human Shish Kaboboriginal ↗
19 May 2017
Goddammit, Chris.original ↗
18 May 2017
Sometimes the only way out is through.original ↗
16 May 2017
Mother’s Day is complicated.original ↗
14 May 2017
I blame the rickets.original ↗
11 May 2017
I’m dying but probably the same amount as normal really.original ↗
9 May 2017
Creepy doll challenge…phase 1. (UPDATED WITH PHASE 3)original ↗
7 May 2017
Can you sue your own body? Because I have a good fucking case.original ↗
3 May 2017
I’m too high to write this but I’m going to anyway.original ↗
30 Apr 2017
Get thee to an independent bookstore.original ↗
26 Apr 2017
What’s the word for one step past kintsukuroi?original ↗
25 Apr 2017
This is a dangerous post to write.original ↗
20 Apr 2017
Sometimes you can go home again.original ↗
18 Apr 2017
She really is a good dog.original ↗
14 Apr 2017
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