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2017

Please force me to be less terrible.original ↗

13 Apr 2017

Happy #NationalSiblingsDay, y’all.original ↗

10 Apr 2017

Let’s just hope spiders don’t read the newspaper.original ↗

7 Apr 2017

Too much medicine. Not enough. One of those.original ↗

5 Apr 2017

WHO LOOKS STUPID NOW?original ↗

2 Apr 2017

The one where I make it up to you and we get matching tattoos.original ↗

30 Mar 2017

Not dead yet.original ↗

28 Mar 2017

If it’s whatever day this is I must be sick.original ↗

23 Mar 2017

If it’s Monday this must be California.original ↗

20 Mar 2017

If it’s Thursday this must be New York.original ↗

16 Mar 2017

If it’s Wednesday this must be Pennsylvania.original ↗

15 Mar 2017

If it’s Monday this must be Kentucky.original ↗

13 Mar 2017

If it’s Saturday this must be North Carolina.original ↗

11 Mar 2017

If it’s Friday this must be New Orleans.original ↗

10 Mar 2017

Want a signed copy of YOU ARE HERE?original ↗

9 Mar 2017

If it’s Wednesday this must be Austin original ↗

8 Mar 2017

How to color outside the lines.original ↗

6 Mar 2017

I need podcasts original ↗

5 Mar 2017

IT’S WORLD BOOK DAY!original ↗

2 Mar 2017

You are Here book bags! (They’re free. FREE! Get one quick.)original ↗

28 Feb 2017

Owl just apologize in advance.original ↗

26 Feb 2017

A special thank you for your support! (If you’re buying my next book read this now.)original ↗

23 Feb 2017

Honestly, they should have called it Labiastick.original ↗

22 Feb 2017

Hey. Let’s be friends.original ↗

21 Feb 2017

Don’t walk upside down in the middle of the street, y’all.original ↗

19 Feb 2017

I’m thinking I just need to buy the sasquatch so that I have it in case I need to give an emergency present.original ↗

17 Feb 2017

YOU ARE HERE is here! (Sort of.)original ↗

15 Feb 2017

Stuff and junk original ↗

14 Feb 2017

And then I was attacked by a thousand rattlesnakes.original ↗

12 Feb 2017

I’M COMING TO YOUR TOWN. (But only if you live in one of the towns on my upcoming tour. Otherwise you may have to take a road trip.)original ↗

9 Feb 2017

Second Annual Booksgiving!original ↗

7 Feb 2017

LOOK WHAT JUST CAME IN THE MAIL.original ↗

5 Feb 2017

Am I broken?original ↗

3 Feb 2017

WTF, Google?original ↗

2 Feb 2017

I am mostly sausage original ↗

29 Jan 2017

You need this.original ↗

26 Jan 2017

Independent Bookstore Day is coming!original ↗

24 Jan 2017

Inhuman is the new pretty.original ↗

22 Jan 2017

This week is hard, y’all.original ↗

19 Jan 2017

Google knows me better than I know myself.original ↗

17 Jan 2017

Looking at DNA from someone who knows absolutely goddam nothing.original ↗

13 Jan 2017

Playing with toys.original ↗

10 Jan 2017

And that’s why you can’t trust vampires.original ↗

7 Jan 2017

You can be anything you want to be. Unless you want to be a vampire with a vagina, apparently.original ↗

6 Jan 2017

UPDATED: I’m gonna be a vampire. Maybe.original ↗

4 Jan 2017

And you can tell everybody that is your song…original ↗

3 Jan 2017

Welcome to 2017…The Year of The Pillow Fort.original ↗

2 Jan 2017

2016

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY SO YOU CAN’T YELL AT ME.original ↗

29 Dec 2016

Stay afraid. But do it anyway.original ↗

27 Dec 2016

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! Good things, mostly. Well done, you.original ↗

25 Dec 2016

I’m not ready.original ↗

21 Dec 2016

This is what comes from insomnia.original ↗

18 Dec 2016

UPDATED: The Seventh Annual James Garfield Miracle original ↗

12 Dec 2016

Want a book for the holidays?original ↗

12 Dec 2016

Things I found on the internet that were sort of insulting and also very accurate original ↗

11 Dec 2016

The man really is a saint. But he’s killing me slowly.original ↗

7 Dec 2016

Hey. Do you need something?original ↗

5 Dec 2016

Spellcheck is a bit of an asshole.original ↗

4 Dec 2016

Hey, crazy. Let’s be friends.original ↗

1 Dec 2016

Possibly the weirdest thing I ever got in the mail and that’s really saying something original ↗

29 Nov 2016

That’s not how this works.original ↗

27 Nov 2016

Thanksgiving: They can kill you, but they can’t eat you.original ↗

23 Nov 2016

Sometimes it’s easier to just burn down your house and start anew.original ↗

21 Nov 2016

Words of comfort and giant squid attacking innocent people on dry land.original ↗

17 Nov 2016

I’m barely moving and that’s just fine.original ↗

16 Nov 2016

Frankly, it’s not that much more ridiculous than a lot of the stuff on I’ve written on twitter before.original ↗

14 Nov 2016

So where do we go from here?original ↗

11 Nov 2016

It’s going to be okay.original ↗

8 Nov 2016

You need this today. For real.original ↗

7 Nov 2016

Victor knows me very well and also doesn’t know me at all.original ↗

4 Nov 2016

OH I AM VERY AWARE OF STRESS, THANKYOUVERYMUCH.original ↗

3 Nov 2016

I’m still alive in here.original ↗

1 Nov 2016

I was going to name this post “Happy Howloween” but that seems cheesy. But I can’t think of anything else so let’s stick with that, okay?original ↗

31 Oct 2016

All Hallow’s Read original ↗

28 Oct 2016

Help me, internets. You’re my only hope.original ↗

27 Oct 2016

Dorothy Barker is more graceful than any of us, really.original ↗

23 Oct 2016

Jesus, you guys. I DON’T HAVE THE ANSWERS. But I do have a lot more questions now.original ↗

20 Oct 2016

Let’s color together.original ↗

16 Oct 2016

This isn’t a real post original ↗

12 Oct 2016

Up and down and up again.original ↗

10 Oct 2016

You are here. And I am too.original ↗

6 Oct 2016

Get along, little doggies.original ↗

4 Oct 2016

A box is still a box original ↗

30 Sept 2016

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VICTOR!original ↗

29 Sept 2016

Victor has lost his damn mind. Medically.original ↗

26 Sept 2016

This is a non-political political post so stop yelling at me.original ↗

22 Sept 2016

There is a line. And I’m not sure if it’s been crossed but maybe we’re standing on it?original ↗

20 Sept 2016

One year ago original ↗

18 Sept 2016

You may have accomplished more than you know.original ↗

14 Sept 2016

September is a real bastard and should be treated with copious ferrets.original ↗

12 Sept 2016

Dead Duck Mystery SOLVED original ↗

7 Sept 2016

I might be overthinking this.original ↗

6 Sept 2016

The best thing all day original ↗

3 Sept 2016

Dead duck at 2am.original ↗

1 Sept 2016

The most confusing tie clip in the world.original ↗

30 Aug 2016

If wishes were horses…original ↗

28 Aug 2016

Pokemon Go is making it weird.original ↗

24 Aug 2016

I will do anything. But I won’t do that.original ↗

24 Aug 2016

Fox and cat are friends. ALLEGEDLY.original ↗

22 Aug 2016

Tell me again how technology ruins everything.original ↗

21 Aug 2016