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2016

That’s how you get an infection.original ↗

19 Aug 2016

Leaving magic behind. Or litter. Depends on who is looking, really.original ↗

15 Aug 2016

Take the rest of the day off.original ↗

12 Aug 2016

Sometimes tattered and worn = loved original ↗

9 Aug 2016

One of those nights.original ↗

8 Aug 2016

That’s how it’s done, bitches. Apparently.original ↗

5 Aug 2016

Shit. I am a terrible mother.original ↗

3 Aug 2016

I made this for me. And for you.original ↗

1 Aug 2016

Stop yelling at me.original ↗

28 Jul 2016

Stop judging me. I’m already judging myself enough. And I’m fine. Except that I’m surrounded by rats. The usual.original ↗

25 Jul 2016

YOU GUYS.original ↗

22 Jul 2016

UPDATED: Wanna see the cover of my next book?original ↗

19 Jul 2016

I have a big announcement to make and I’m not sure how to say it but it’s all your fault. Sort of.original ↗

14 Jul 2016

Iowa is pretty fucking weird. But in a good way.original ↗

11 Jul 2016

Hello, Iowa.original ↗

7 Jul 2016

It’s been a long day original ↗

6 Jul 2016

It’s my 20th anniversary and all I got was poisoned.original ↗

4 Jul 2016

How to make Facebook actually great again. For the first time. #IWOKEUPLIKETHIS original ↗

30 Jun 2016

I made you something.original ↗

28 Jun 2016

My house is possibly on fire.original ↗

24 Jun 2016

#NationalSelfieDay original ↗

21 Jun 2016

If I was a dog I’d be dead by now.original ↗

20 Jun 2016

Just how lazy are we?original ↗

15 Jun 2016

If you don’t have the ebook of FURIOUSLY HAPPY you need to read this right now.original ↗

12 Jun 2016

These are a few of my favorite words.original ↗

10 Jun 2016

She brought light even in the darkness.original ↗

7 Jun 2016

Hug the Haters original ↗

5 Jun 2016

He doesn’t even have testicles.original ↗

3 Jun 2016

Sometimes the darkness can be beautiful. But sometimes it’s a real bitch. Depends, I guess.original ↗

31 May 2016

Sharks ate my cat.original ↗

27 May 2016

Dear stranger who made my whole day:original ↗

24 May 2016

It did get my attention, though.original ↗

22 May 2016

She’s still alive.original ↗

20 May 2016

Don’t drink out of toilets. That’s the lesson I learned on this trip.original ↗

18 May 2016

I love you and your fucked-up pets too.original ↗

12 May 2016

My nose is an asshole. But not literally. Thank God.original ↗

10 May 2016

My blog is fucked up but it’s not my fault original ↗

10 May 2016

Every day is Mother’s Day original ↗

8 May 2016

Neko Atsume will ruin your life. But in a good way.original ↗

6 May 2016

Let’s destroy Mercury original ↗

4 May 2016

Comfort books. Is this even a thing?original ↗

1 May 2016

GIVE ME THIS CAR, CADILLAC. YOU WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY NOT REGRET IT.original ↗

28 Apr 2016

There’s a demon in our house. Or a bug. Maybe both.original ↗

26 Apr 2016

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY. ~ MAVERICK original ↗

24 Apr 2016

Read me.original ↗

22 Apr 2016

And that’s the secret to a 20 year marriage.original ↗

19 Apr 2016

I just want to thank you.original ↗

17 Apr 2016

I’m not quite myself right now.original ↗

14 Apr 2016

Technically they’re my coworkers and I think they were trying to help.original ↗

12 Apr 2016

WTF, Kevin.original ↗

10 Apr 2016

These lemurs need us.original ↗

7 Apr 2016

Random bits of awesome and broken.original ↗

5 Apr 2016

Personally I just ball ’em up and shove them in the closet.original ↗

3 Apr 2016

Kids today, right?original ↗

30 Mar 2016

Ow. That’s my earhole.original ↗

29 Mar 2016

Not alone.original ↗

27 Mar 2016

Every Friday night. And Saturday night. And every night basically.original ↗

25 Mar 2016

I am a goddam fashionista.original ↗

24 Mar 2016

I AM STILL ALIVE.original ↗

23 Mar 2016

I might not be human.original ↗

18 Mar 2016

Who actually IS here to fuck spiders?original ↗

16 Mar 2016

Jenny needs to stop googling herself. Google needs to stop making assumptions.original ↗

14 Mar 2016

ROAD TRIP!original ↗

10 Mar 2016

REJECTED BY OPRAH.original ↗

8 Mar 2016

What are you even looking for? Seriously. What the shit.original ↗

6 Mar 2016

Dear me (and everyone else): Maybe just try not to be such an asshole.original ↗

4 Mar 2016

Bad Lizard Math original ↗

1 Mar 2016

Pick up the book nearest you…original ↗

28 Feb 2016

This argument is literally the 800 pound gorilla (who needs to be) in the room.original ↗

26 Feb 2016

Virgin toast original ↗

23 Feb 2016

Haikus for yous.original ↗

21 Feb 2016

Dorothy Barker is your dog too. But you don’t have to walk her or take her out at midnight. So you win.original ↗

18 Feb 2016

Orphan Club: ORIGINS original ↗

16 Feb 2016

Happy Valentine’s Day, fellow hermits.original ↗

14 Feb 2016

Emails from Jeremy original ↗

12 Feb 2016

Pretend You’re Good At It original ↗

9 Feb 2016

Fun with closed captioning original ↗

7 Feb 2016

Pintrest. Kind of a dick.original ↗

5 Feb 2016

Booksgiving. An experiment.original ↗

2 Feb 2016

You really are, you know.original ↗

31 Jan 2016

Get ready to waste a good hour.original ↗

29 Jan 2016

For David. For you.original ↗

28 Jan 2016

The happiest four words. The saddest four words.original ↗

26 Jan 2016

Endings and beginnings original ↗

24 Jan 2016

DNA. What is it good for?original ↗

19 Jan 2016

Real questions that keep me up at night, part 809 original ↗

17 Jan 2016

I can’t.original ↗

14 Jan 2016

Prime original ↗

13 Jan 2016

What even are you?original ↗

10 Jan 2016

I’m sharing this with you because I love you.original ↗

8 Jan 2016

It’s the new future dance of the past.original ↗

6 Jan 2016

If your ADD is as bad as mine you should like this.original ↗

5 Jan 2016

You know you’re parents when you’re stupid original ↗

5 Jan 2016

Simple #oneword2016 original ↗

3 Jan 2016

2015

This is for you.original ↗

31 Dec 2015

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!original ↗

29 Dec 2015

This would be funnier if you were drunk too.original ↗

27 Dec 2015

Season’s Greetings, you magnificent bastards.original ↗

25 Dec 2015

The 987th argument I had with Victor this week.original ↗

23 Dec 2015

I don’t understand how words work.original ↗

20 Dec 2015