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2015

We’re those people.original ↗
18 Dec 2015
UPDATED: The Sixth Annual James Garfield Miracleoriginal ↗
14 Dec 2015
They also won’t sell you a giant tub of pickles even though they totally have them.original ↗
13 Dec 2015
I’m licking all of your faces right now. But not actually, because I understand personal boundaries and virus prevention.original ↗
11 Dec 2015
I’m alive. You are too. And for that I am thankful.original ↗
9 Dec 2015
If it’s Monday this must be Arizona.original ↗
7 Dec 2015
If it’s Sunday this must be Los Angeles.original ↗
6 Dec 2015
If it’s Friday this must be Santa Cruz.original ↗
4 Dec 2015
Thank you.original ↗
3 Dec 2015
If it’s Wednesday this must be Corte Madera.original ↗
2 Dec 2015
If it’s Tuesday this must be San Francisco.original ↗
1 Dec 2015
Because bobcats.original ↗
30 Nov 2015
What is Sunday?original ↗
29 Nov 2015
An unexpected visitor who either wants a snuggle or to eat my face skin off.original ↗
27 Nov 2015
Thanksgiving. It’s not always happy.original ↗
26 Nov 2015
One of us is not going to make it.original ↗
25 Nov 2015
Awkwarding Altogetheroriginal ↗
23 Nov 2015
The 14th argument I had with Victor this week.original ↗
19 Nov 2015
Mortification keeps us human. It’s like vitamins, but not.original ↗
17 Nov 2015
If it’s Saturday this must be Portland.original ↗
14 Nov 2015
If it’s Friday this must be Seattle.original ↗
13 Nov 2015
If it’s Wednesday this must be Denver.original ↗
11 Nov 2015
Awkwarding is what brings us all together.original ↗
9 Nov 2015
If it’s Friday this must be Wichita.original ↗
6 Nov 2015
Mortification is what bring us all together. (Cringey tweets part 2)original ↗
4 Nov 2015
If it’s Wednesday, this must be St. Louis.original ↗
4 Nov 2015
And then that one time on twitter we all just became human and I laughed until I gave myself a headache.original ↗
2 Nov 2015
If it’s Monday, this must be Minneapolisoriginal ↗
2 Nov 2015
Happy Halloween from Dorothy Barkeroriginal ↗
31 Oct 2015
Just because you can’t see it, doesn’t mean it’s not real.original ↗
30 Oct 2015
If it’s Tuesday this must be Milwaukee.original ↗
27 Oct 2015
Where even am I?original ↗
26 Oct 2015
If it’s Sunday this must be Chicago.original ↗
25 Oct 2015
If it’s Friday this must be Ohio.original ↗
23 Oct 2015
The 80th argument I had with Victor this month.original ↗
21 Oct 2015
If it’s Tuesday this must be Toronto.original ↗
20 Oct 2015
If it’s Saturday this must be Boston.original ↗
17 Oct 2015
Scenes from the road…original ↗
16 Oct 2015
If it’s Thursday this must be New York.original ↗
15 Oct 2015
Scenes from the roadoriginal ↗
13 Oct 2015
If it’s Monday this must be DC.original ↗
12 Oct 2015
If it’s Saturday this must be Huntsville.original ↗
10 Oct 2015
Thank you. Again.original ↗
8 Oct 2015
Moral: Don’t fucking tell me I can’t have cakeoriginal ↗
6 Oct 2015
If it’s Saturday this must be Florida.original ↗
3 Oct 2015
I’m having a hard time finding the words.original ↗
1 Oct 2015
If it’s Wednesday this must be Nashville.original ↗
30 Sept 2015
If it’s Tuesday this must be Atlanta.original ↗
29 Sept 2015
What goes on tour stays on tour. Unless you have a blog in which case it’s all over the internet.original ↗
27 Sept 2015
If it’s Saturday this must be Dallas.original ↗
26 Sept 2015
If it’s Friday this must be Houstonoriginal ↗
25 Sept 2015
So this is eleven.original ↗
24 Sept 2015
If it’s Wednesday this must be Austin.original ↗
23 Sept 2015
IT’S HAPPENING. IT’S REALLY HAPPENING.original ↗
22 Sept 2015
What if I fuck this up?original ↗
21 Sept 2015
I’m broken. I’m furiously happy. Both of these things are true.original ↗
17 Sept 2015
No Pants Party. You’re invited.original ↗
15 Sept 2015
Fuck you, Netflix.original ↗
14 Sept 2015
You are home.original ↗
10 Sept 2015
This isn’t really a post but it’s still really (subjectively) importantoriginal ↗
10 Sept 2015
The answer to the question “Is blogging dead?”original ↗
8 Sept 2015
It’s like a lemonade stand, but not at all.original ↗
6 Sept 2015
“Latawnya The Naughty Horse Two”original ↗
3 Sept 2015
Well, she’s definitely mine.original ↗
1 Sept 2015
Well that’s…huh.original ↗
30 Aug 2015
What the shit, me?original ↗
27 Aug 2015
An accidental competition for the worst mother ever.original ↗
25 Aug 2015
I WON 5 HUGO AWARDS. And we all lost.original ↗
23 Aug 2015
IT’S HERE. IT’S HERE. IT’S HERE.original ↗
20 Aug 2015
Will a signed copy of my book one day be worth one million dollars? Almost probably.original ↗
18 Aug 2015
#WheresRory? Having more fun than should be legally allowed.original ↗
16 Aug 2015
A love letter to librariesoriginal ↗
13 Aug 2015
Thanks a lot, deer.original ↗
12 Aug 2015
This is as bad as it gets, right?original ↗
9 Aug 2015
Where’s Rory? He’s fucking everywhere. (I mean, not literally. Ew.)original ↗
7 Aug 2015
Where’s Rory? (UPDATED)original ↗
4 Aug 2015
And that’s why I don’t trust science.original ↗
2 Aug 2015
How fucking old am I?original ↗
31 Jul 2015
I’m on a lot of cold medication so it’s possible this isn’t as funny as I think it is.original ↗
28 Jul 2015
Well, it’ll be an interesting death at leastoriginal ↗
26 Jul 2015
The small things are the big things.original ↗
24 Jul 2015
Hello. It’s me.original ↗
21 Jul 2015
It’s probably not a UFO but it is proof that you people are made of magic.original ↗
19 Jul 2015
Don’t judge me.original ↗
18 Jul 2015
Dorothy Barker is made of springs and rubber, I suspect.original ↗
16 Jul 2015
New York is more confusing than usualoriginal ↗
14 Jul 2015
Why are we even using letter-based logic in these arguments? That’s not how words work.original ↗
12 Jul 2015
You’ll get through this.original ↗
9 Jul 2015
This is me freaking out. I realize it’s hard to tell the difference from normal.original ↗
6 Jul 2015
19 years is angry men making you feel bad about peeing.original ↗
3 Jul 2015
1000 ferris wheelsoriginal ↗
30 Jun 2015
Jesus, Siri.original ↗
28 Jun 2015
This is my house.original ↗
24 Jun 2015
It costs nothing to be kind. Probably.original ↗
18 Jun 2015
Dinosaurs are making me feel fat and I haven’t even eaten any of them.original ↗
16 Jun 2015
This is what I have instead of coworkers.original ↗
14 Jun 2015
Eels up inside ya. Finding and entrance where they can.original ↗
11 Jun 2015
May we all have that level of confidence.original ↗
9 Jun 2015
I don’t make a very good monk. For several reasons probably.original ↗
7 Jun 2015
I can’t tell if this happened because I have a medical issue or because I’m just really lazy.original ↗
4 Jun 2015
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