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2015

Turning into a cat lady. Literally.original ↗
2 Jun 2015
There is no wrong way to eat brownies. But there are definitely righter ways.original ↗
31 May 2015
Wouldn’t it be awesome to just have to be aware of mental health one month a year?original ↗
29 May 2015
Still alive.original ↗
27 May 2015
Texas is trying to kill us.original ↗
24 May 2015
WELCOME TO NEW CANADA, BITCHES.original ↗
21 May 2015
To missing friends. The ones lost. The ones in hiding.original ↗
19 May 2015
You are fantastic and I would live under a bridge with you.original ↗
17 May 2015
Colorful and terrible and beautiful all at once.original ↗
14 May 2015
Totes MaGoatsoriginal ↗
12 May 2015
All I want for Mother’s Day is Herbert and his two front teeth.original ↗
10 May 2015
FURIOUSLY HAPPY TOURoriginal ↗
7 May 2015
UPDATED: Am I just stupid? Is this a trick question?original ↗
6 May 2015
I love your funny face. #WERUINEVERYTHINGoriginal ↗
5 May 2015
Yes, that was totally the rabbit I was thinking of.original ↗
3 May 2015
She’s much better at drawing cats now. About the same with Hitlers though.original ↗
28 Apr 2015
Don’t yell at me. I’m weak and fragile.original ↗
26 Apr 2015
Broken and Magicaloriginal ↗
23 Apr 2015
Geraldo the Giant Giraffeoriginal ↗
21 Apr 2015
Ferris Mewler: “What in the shit are you people doing?”original ↗
19 Apr 2015
It’s just me, right?original ↗
18 Apr 2015
Better than bare wallsoriginal ↗
16 Apr 2015
Fifth Argument I Had With Victor This Weekoriginal ↗
14 Apr 2015
Also, that fucker ate all the hot pockets.original ↗
12 Apr 2015
Bravery by any other name.original ↗
10 Apr 2015
Looking for happinessoriginal ↗
8 Apr 2015
Toilet Leprechauns: Probably the Pandora’s Box of our Generation. (I added the “probably” so they can’t sue me for libel.)original ↗
7 Apr 2015
Home is where the brain stem spoons are.original ↗
5 Apr 2015
FURIOUSLY HAPPY. And scared. And back to happy again.original ↗
1 Apr 2015
Just…no.original ↗
31 Mar 2015
Ho ho ho. Green ballsack.original ↗
29 Mar 2015
And that’s why I don’t trust hypnotistsoriginal ↗
26 Mar 2015
Stop reading.original ↗
24 Mar 2015
Jesus. The google searches I’m going to get for this one…original ↗
22 Mar 2015
There should be a yelp for places you visit in your sleep.original ↗
18 Mar 2015
I did not order that.original ↗
17 Mar 2015
My spoon is exhausted.original ↗
15 Mar 2015
Worst. Advice. Ever.original ↗
13 Mar 2015
Good Luck Satanoriginal ↗
11 Mar 2015
No. No. Nope. ALL THE NOPES.original ↗
5 Mar 2015
When did Science turn into an accessory?original ↗
4 Mar 2015
My dog is an internet icon.original ↗
3 Mar 2015
Facebook is evil. Or I am. One of those.original ↗
1 Mar 2015
Let me be frank.original ↗
27 Feb 2015
My grandparents would be very proud. Maybe.original ↗
24 Feb 2015
Soup Satchel!original ↗
22 Feb 2015
TEAM RICKMANoriginal ↗
19 Feb 2015
What are poopers?original ↗
16 Feb 2015
This might be a weirdly inappropriate Valentine or I might be reading too much into this.original ↗
13 Feb 2015
Shitshitshitoriginal ↗
11 Feb 2015
Dragged vs. Drugoriginal ↗
9 Feb 2015
In twitter, much like life, there is no rhyme or reasonoriginal ↗
8 Feb 2015
The perfect valentine: my heart in my hands. Literally. Sort of.original ↗
5 Feb 2015
The importance of checking when your copy breaks.original ↗
3 Feb 2015
Seeing thingsoriginal ↗
1 Feb 2015
Her name is KNIVES. But only when we’ve been drinking.original ↗
28 Jan 2015
It’s how the light gets in…original ↗
25 Jan 2015
Why don’t we just call it “sauce”?original ↗
23 Jan 2015
Ghost dogoriginal ↗
22 Jan 2015
CrapScrabble (UPDATED! Now with more gravy!)original ↗
20 Jan 2015
“Only in the darkness can you see the stars.” ~ Martin Luther King Jr.original ↗
20 Jan 2015
Bloggess Life Hacks that might get you arrested, part 87.original ↗
16 Jan 2015
National Dress Your Cat Up Dayoriginal ↗
14 Jan 2015
Books are always bigger on the inside.original ↗
13 Jan 2015
“Are cannibals always mermaids?” It’s what we’ve all been wondering. Apparently.original ↗
12 Jan 2015
“We go together like teenagers and low self-esteem.” That about sums it up.original ↗
8 Jan 2015
I’m talking about the Girl Scouts again but I’m less screamy this time.original ↗
7 Jan 2015
Blasphemy Scratchnsnifforiginal ↗
4 Jan 2015

2014

An open letter to the Girl Scouts: UPDATED (AGAIN)original ↗
31 Dec 2014
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HERE IS YOUR PRESENT. THE CAT IS ON THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON AND WON’T MOVE. I’M NOT YELLING AT YOU.original ↗
29 Dec 2014
Well, that’s…flattering?original ↗
25 Dec 2014
Where do you get the toys with the shit in them?original ↗
24 Dec 2014
You are the best Godzilla ever.original ↗
21 Dec 2014
UPDATED: If you need help, or if you want to help…original ↗
16 Dec 2014
Number one, I’m gonna need you to be honest here…original ↗
14 Dec 2014
I’m a murderer. Sort of.original ↗
11 Dec 2014
Lovely ~ UPDATEDoriginal ↗
9 Dec 2014
Zazzle thinks I’m some sort of serial killer.original ↗
7 Dec 2014
Does anyone want an alligator? It’s probably going to be mostly clean.original ↗
5 Dec 2014
So that’s…disturbing.original ↗
3 Dec 2014
Check-Out-This-Shit-I-Made-Tuesdayoriginal ↗
2 Dec 2014
I think spellcheck just broke up with me.original ↗
30 Nov 2014
It takes a surprising amount of intelligence to be this stupid.original ↗
28 Nov 2014
Just get through Thanksgiving.original ↗
26 Nov 2014
Compassion is painful. That’s how you know it’s working.original ↗
25 Nov 2014
EVERY day is Cat Dayoriginal ↗
23 Nov 2014
The things you don’t know might just bite you in the…well, not the ass, exactly.original ↗
21 Nov 2014
UPDATED: The Church of Bloggessianism. Choose your title, strangelings.original ↗
18 Nov 2014
I can’t go for that.original ↗
16 Nov 2014
It’s weird. But all the best things are.original ↗
13 Nov 2014
Veterans Dayoriginal ↗
11 Nov 2014
I started writing this post a year ago and I still don’t have a good ending.original ↗
9 Nov 2014
Neptune is surrounded by a fog of invisible cats and sloths. FACT.original ↗
7 Nov 2014
See you next Tuesday.original ↗
5 Nov 2014
Want to try acid?original ↗
3 Nov 2014
Happy Halloween from Game of Thrones. Sort of.original ↗
31 Oct 2014
Last night I got drunk and showed my extra fancy vagina on a live webcast and it was very tasteful and probably safe-for-work.original ↗
29 Oct 2014
You can call me “Spatula” for short.original ↗
28 Oct 2014
This is what’s happening in my mind anyway.original ↗
24 Oct 2014
Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.original ↗
23 Oct 2014
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