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2014

Is Victor wrong? (UPDATED FOR MORE AWESOMENESS.)original ↗

21 Oct 2014

I was going to title this “Letting the cat out of the bag” but, frankly, I think we’re all better than that.original ↗

19 Oct 2014

Well, they’ll never have to restock at least.original ↗

17 Oct 2014

NOOOPE.original ↗

16 Oct 2014

UPDATED: As soon as ASU gets back to me I’ll be available for consultations and endorsements. And it will be awesome.original ↗

14 Oct 2014

How can you say no?original ↗

12 Oct 2014

I fixed it for you.original ↗

9 Oct 2014

Mama Paquita: “Why would a baby need a sombrero?” and other problematic questions.original ↗

8 Oct 2014

I don’t even have the words, y’all.original ↗

5 Oct 2014

Nancy Pelosi is extremely disappointed in me for destroying the Democratic Party. In my defense, I can’t even load the dishwasher properly so maybe it was a mistake to give me that much responsibility.original ↗

2 Oct 2014

Cats never have to empty the dishwasher original ↗

30 Sept 2014

I’m just not going to talk anymore.original ↗

28 Sept 2014

UPDATED: Hey. You there. You probably need this.original ↗

26 Sept 2014

How did this happen?original ↗

24 Sept 2014

Rescue an animal. Let an animal rescue you.original ↗

23 Sept 2014

I am the suspicious activity on my account.original ↗

21 Sept 2014

“CAT WATERBEDS FOR EVERYONE!” (would probably be my catchphrase.)original ↗

19 Sept 2014

“Simmer down now” ~ Back-up Buddy Bobcat original ↗

16 Sept 2014

Forgive me. I’m only human. Or possibly not even that.original ↗

14 Sept 2014

Your essence is DELICIOUS.original ↗

11 Sept 2014

So fragile, but so enduring.original ↗

9 Sept 2014

I have an orange thumb.original ↗

4 Sept 2014

I have too much time on my hands and possibly watch too much TV original ↗

2 Sept 2014

Yes, I am neurotic. Thank you for noticing!original ↗

31 Aug 2014

Search terms that make me question what’s going on in your life.original ↗

28 Aug 2014

I’m insulted in several ways.original ↗

26 Aug 2014

I’m not talking ’bout the weather.original ↗

24 Aug 2014

Hunter S. Thomcat is a traitor. An adorable, fluffy traitor.original ↗

21 Aug 2014

Don’t set yourself on fire.original ↗

19 Aug 2014

Questions that haunt me. Show your work.original ↗

17 Aug 2014

“I saw this and thought of you.” ~ My shrink original ↗

14 Aug 2014

MEEP.original ↗

13 Aug 2014

Yesterday was shitty so today we’re doing cat pictures. Go fuck yourself, yesterday.original ↗

12 Aug 2014

If you need help…original ↗

12 Aug 2014

Five pounds of delicious, floating cheese.original ↗

10 Aug 2014

EVERY DAY IS WORLD CAT DAY (Except for Sunday. Sunday is for celebrating cheeses.)original ↗

8 Aug 2014

Things could be worse.original ↗

5 Aug 2014

ANGRY POLLS (Volume II)original ↗

3 Aug 2014

I think we all knew the world would end like this anyway.original ↗

1 Aug 2014

I think I fucked this up.original ↗

30 Jul 2014

I think I’m onto something but probably not.original ↗

29 Jul 2014

ANGRY POLLS (Volume I)original ↗

27 Jul 2014

Your cat has a cooler house than I do.original ↗

24 Jul 2014

You can tell how old people are by whether they remember the smell of an Ogilvie Home Perm.original ↗

23 Jul 2014

Women Who are Ambivalent about Women Against Women Against Feminism original ↗

21 Jul 2014

Oh, you.original ↗

20 Jul 2014

And that’s why I’ll never leave twitter original ↗

17 Jul 2014

International Incidents original ↗

16 Jul 2014

FOR CHRIST’S SAKE, LOIS.original ↗

14 Jul 2014

It’s not really that comforting.original ↗

11 Jul 2014

Someone get a shoe.original ↗

9 Jul 2014

Our marriage is more mature than we are.original ↗

7 Jul 2014

Whoa there, princess.original ↗

6 Jul 2014

Worst named fireworks ever.original ↗

4 Jul 2014

Forgive them even if they’re not sorry. That’ll really piss them off.original ↗

1 Jul 2014

It’s a good tip for writers either way original ↗

29 Jun 2014

It was NOT a squirrel.original ↗

27 Jun 2014

There’s a moment.original ↗

25 Jun 2014

UPDATED: Twice as cute. Although I suppose that’s subjective.original ↗

24 Jun 2014

Oh, Facebook…you win.original ↗

22 Jun 2014

I’m stuck on this deer. Literally.original ↗

20 Jun 2014

Summer vacation. UPDATED.original ↗

18 Jun 2014

And that’s why cats shouldn’t be allowed phones original ↗

18 Jun 2014

This makes me weirdly homesick.original ↗

17 Jun 2014

And that’s why the bed looks like that.original ↗

15 Jun 2014

OHMYGOD WHAT IS THAT?original ↗

12 Jun 2014

Ow.original ↗

10 Jun 2014

If you’re reading this I’m probably alive.original ↗

8 Jun 2014

I’m turning bionic, I think.original ↗

5 Jun 2014

It’s National Hug Your Cat Day.original ↗

4 Jun 2014

The (Oxymoronic) Blue Bird of Happiness original ↗

3 Jun 2014

It’s worse than I thought. Unless I thought it was worse at one point and just forgot how bad I thought it was.original ↗

1 Jun 2014

Throwback Thursday: Google knows me a little too well.original ↗

29 May 2014

I’ve lost control.original ↗

27 May 2014

I am surrounded by assholes and apparently it’s all my fault.original ↗

25 May 2014

UPDATED: My belly button has popped out and I’m not pregnant. Is this normal or am I dying? Seriously.original ↗

23 May 2014

Follow-up: Doing the snake probably doesn’t mean what you think it means original ↗

21 May 2014

I like my cats to still have skins. It’s a personal preference.original ↗

20 May 2014

This bird is NOT HAVING ANY OF IT.original ↗

18 May 2014

Facebook will remind you how fucked up you are and also try to make money off of it.original ↗

16 May 2014

I am tremendously easy to please and I’m not getting credit for it.original ↗

13 May 2014

This is the worst word search ever.original ↗

11 May 2014

Throw WAY WAY Back Thursday original ↗

8 May 2014

People with ADD are too easily distracted to be expected to remember to reorder their ADD meds. And that’s why this post exists.original ↗

7 May 2014

This is why I’m almost never asked to write for the news.original ↗

5 May 2014

This is why furniture stores almost never have thrones.original ↗

2 May 2014

Success is not for the laz original ↗

30 Apr 2014

The King is Coming. But maybe not the one you think.original ↗

27 Apr 2014

Things are…things.original ↗

25 Apr 2014

Please talk to your children. *mild trigger warning*original ↗

22 Apr 2014

You’ll shoot your eye out.original ↗

21 Apr 2014

No bunnies died for this picture original ↗

17 Apr 2014

I need your help to solve assholism and get my Nobel Prize original ↗

14 Apr 2014

Playing in the swamp original ↗

10 Apr 2014

Not a real post, but still awesome original ↗

8 Apr 2014

Watermelon is the secret code word original ↗

6 Apr 2014

Because if there’s one thing we need more of in my neighborhood, it’s fire.original ↗

4 Apr 2014

Either I’m getting stupider or movies are getting more complicated. It could be both.original ↗

2 Apr 2014

Day = made original ↗

1 Apr 2014

I’m not even sure who the enemy is anymore.original ↗

30 Mar 2014