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2018

Hi there. It’s gonna be okay.original ↗

28 Sept 2018

UPDATED: I’m a star and I didn’t even have to leave my house.original ↗

25 Sept 2018

Happy birthday, sweet girl.original ↗

24 Sept 2018

Animals should have care labels attached to them.original ↗

20 Sept 2018

The things we need to hear original ↗

18 Sept 2018

I’d point it out but it makes me too entertained when I see it.original ↗

14 Sept 2018

Catscrabble original ↗

13 Sept 2018

Virtual reality is scarier than reality and I managed to mortify myself there just as much as real life.original ↗

9 Sept 2018

Read A Book Day original ↗

6 Sept 2018

TMS. A month later.original ↗

5 Sept 2018

You will thank me.original ↗

3 Sept 2018

Finding light original ↗

30 Aug 2018

This day took a turn.original ↗

29 Aug 2018

“What would you choose to have squirt out of your finger?”original ↗

26 Aug 2018

London is beautiful…but a little too peoply.original ↗

24 Aug 2018

And then everything changed. #Scotland original ↗

21 Aug 2018

The Twentieth Argument I Had With Victor This Week original ↗

16 Aug 2018

The Fifteenth Argument I Had With Victor This week original ↗

14 Aug 2018

On finding the cure for depression original ↗

9 Aug 2018

HELP. If you’ve ever been to London, Paris or Scotland please tell me what to do.original ↗

8 Aug 2018

Do you want a free book? Of course you do, unless you’re some kind of monster.original ↗

2 Aug 2018

I’ll take one in an extra large, please original ↗

31 Jul 2018

BOGO original ↗

30 Jul 2018

Be careful out there.original ↗

26 Jul 2018

I have less time to be crazy original ↗

25 Jul 2018

It’s casual Friday.original ↗

20 Jul 2018

Lucky 22.original ↗

19 Jul 2018

What an asshole.original ↗

18 Jul 2018

Murders and puppies and failed selfies.original ↗

16 Jul 2018

Trying to fix the broken parts. (Not actually about my brain, for once.)original ↗

13 Jul 2018

Is this how it’s supposed to be?original ↗

10 Jul 2018

“Fuck all this. I wanna be a dragon.”original ↗

6 Jul 2018

22 years ago today…original ↗

4 Jul 2018

The Third Argument I Had With Victor This Week original ↗

3 Jul 2018

The pursuit of zappiness original ↗

28 Jun 2018

And on the seventh day, she was cautiously optimistic but also totally expecting some sort of emotional avalanche to hit at any moment.original ↗

26 Jun 2018

It’s like trepanation but not at all.original ↗

22 Jun 2018

Tell me where to go. Not to hell though. I’ve been there and the weather was crap.original ↗

20 Jun 2018

Happy Father (Figure) Day!original ↗

17 Jun 2018

It’s okay to demand the love you need, a lesson my cat taught us original ↗

15 Jun 2018

Dear Hank and John and Jenny and Dorothy Barker and Sharknado original ↗

12 Jun 2018

Happy birthday to you! Yes, you.original ↗

10 Jun 2018

I don’t even know how to spell the thing that I’m going to do to myself but I still feel good about it so don’t freak me out, okay?original ↗

5 Jun 2018

For real though, someone get to work on those fruit roll-up sleeves.original ↗

3 Jun 2018

I still haven’t found what you’re looking for.original ↗

31 May 2018

Twenty questions original ↗

29 May 2018

Honestly I might be better mistranslated.original ↗

24 May 2018

Even crazier than normal.original ↗

22 May 2018

The first meeting of the Bloggess Book Club original ↗

17 May 2018

We shouldn’t be allowed out of the house, part eleventy million.original ↗

15 May 2018

Happy Whatever.original ↗

13 May 2018

Dead Happy World’s Brightest Leopard Depression Sufferer original ↗

11 May 2018

Well that’s just surreal.original ↗

10 May 2018

People who don’t word good, part 3.original ↗

8 May 2018

You like me. Even when I don’t like myself.original ↗

6 May 2018

Never. Stop.original ↗

3 May 2018

Honestly, I’m pretty sure you can download Fortnite for free so I sort of blame Kevin here.original ↗

2 May 2018

Bloggess Book Club original ↗

30 Apr 2018

Let’s be friends.original ↗

25 Apr 2018

The most baffling things Amazon recommended.original ↗

23 Apr 2018

Giants are terrible cooks original ↗

18 Apr 2018

Scariest movie ever.original ↗

16 Apr 2018

I mean, it’s so, so accurate.original ↗

12 Apr 2018

The funniest book you ever read original ↗

11 Apr 2018

Who run the world? SQUIRREL.original ↗

9 Apr 2018

Confession: I don’t understand the tiny blood bucket original ↗

4 Apr 2018

#LaserVag original ↗

3 Apr 2018

She’s naturally part rabbit.original ↗

1 Apr 2018

Crowdsourcing how to be a good parent.original ↗

28 Mar 2018

Why I love twitter.original ↗

27 Mar 2018

There is a fine line between crazy and sane and I live there.original ↗

26 Mar 2018

I quit. Sort of.original ↗

22 Mar 2018

I see a big box of knives in my future. And possibly a tetanus shot. Maybe both.original ↗

20 Mar 2018

I need a lot of pills.original ↗

18 Mar 2018

Amazon knows me too well and it’s insulting and also costing me money.original ↗

16 Mar 2018

I don’t know how things work, part eleventy thousand original ↗

13 Mar 2018

I think I found what I want on my tombstone.original ↗

9 Mar 2018

Why are there penises all over the garage: an attempted explanation original ↗

7 Mar 2018

Break all your legs.original ↗

1 Mar 2018

Someone get me a monkey original ↗

26 Feb 2018

Life is complicated.original ↗

23 Feb 2018

Follow up original ↗

21 Feb 2018

What did I even write?original ↗

19 Feb 2018

I wrote this whole post and didn’t once make a joke about getting a little head. YOU’RE WELCOME, WORLD.original ↗

14 Feb 2018

I think I’m in a Black Mirror episode original ↗

8 Feb 2018

The Third Annual Booksgiving original ↗

6 Feb 2018

Stephen Colbert stole my giant baby original ↗

4 Feb 2018

Escape original ↗

31 Jan 2018

Ow.original ↗

30 Jan 2018

I want a baby.original ↗

26 Jan 2018

It’s a very pretty patronus.original ↗

25 Jan 2018

My body is a deadly weapon. Usually just to myself but today it’s really going the extra mile.original ↗

23 Jan 2018

“Winnie the Pooh is overrated.” ~ Eeyore (probably)original ↗

18 Jan 2018

Hi. I’m still alive.original ↗

16 Jan 2018

I am a terrible mother.original ↗

12 Jan 2018

It’s the little things, y’all.original ↗

8 Jan 2018

The Great Bloggess Floods – DAY 10 original ↗

5 Jan 2018

I’m sure I’ll find this funny eventually.original ↗

3 Jan 2018

BORKEN original ↗

2 Jan 2018

2017

FORGIVE ME, WHOEVER I ANGERED.original ↗

28 Dec 2017