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2013

I didn’t eat anyone that I know of.original ↗
6 Sept 2013
Is it just me?original ↗
5 Sept 2013
In my defense, I’m just very lazy.original ↗
4 Sept 2013
Cosplay is the most sincere form of flattery.original ↗
1 Sept 2013
I’m not made for personality testsoriginal ↗
29 Aug 2013
Submitted without comment…original ↗
29 Aug 2013
This might be the most boring post I’ve ever written. Feel free to ignore it.original ↗
28 Aug 2013
15 things you absolutely must know about social media or your face will melt off and get eaten by goatsoriginal ↗
26 Aug 2013
I blame Steve Jobs for this.original ↗
25 Aug 2013
A friend for Beyonce.original ↗
23 Aug 2013
I seriously feel freaked out. Nice job, cat.original ↗
19 Aug 2013
You guys are totally fucked up. Never change.original ↗
16 Aug 2013
Fun with Google Analyticsoriginal ↗
13 Aug 2013
“LOVE ME MORE, SMALL HUMAN.”original ↗
9 Aug 2013
If I drown this week this is all going to seem very ironic.original ↗
7 Aug 2013
Blogging is dead and I’m awesome at it.original ↗
6 Aug 2013
I’m sure there are several logical explanations, but it’s still momentarily baffling.original ↗
4 Aug 2013
Ask me anything (hat tip to Reddit, which I’m not on because it scares me.) I’ve been drinking.original ↗
3 Aug 2013
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying, dead ostrich.original ↗
1 Aug 2013
I think they replaced my generic xanax with genericer xanax. Also, “genericer” is now a word. Please add it to your spellcheck.original ↗
1 Aug 2013
Drugs wrote this postoriginal ↗
30 Jul 2013
Don’t judge me. I come by it naturally.original ↗
28 Jul 2013
I didn’t write this but you need to read it.original ↗
26 Jul 2013
Huh.original ↗
25 Jul 2013
I don’t understand babies.original ↗
22 Jul 2013
Like Oprah, but for poor people.original ↗
22 Jul 2013
No one knows how to spell “cantaloupe.”original ↗
18 Jul 2013
Wish you were here. Literally. Because I would probably trade places with you right now.original ↗
15 Jul 2013
So now I know what it feels like to be stabbed. Sort of.original ↗
14 Jul 2013
If wishes were horses I’d have lots of horses because I totally would wish I had horses and then I’d end up with too many and I’d wish to get rid of some of the horses and that would just make more horses. Moral: Don’t wish for horses.original ↗
9 Jul 2013
Neil Gaiman might be drunk.original ↗
7 Jul 2013
Happy anniversary, Victor.original ↗
4 Jul 2013
UPDATED: My gallbladder wants to kill me.original ↗
2 Jul 2013
I screamed “ME TOO” at more than half of these.original ↗
30 Jun 2013
There’s probably a typo in here. Possibly several.original ↗
28 Jun 2013
I guess it depends on what you’re using them for.original ↗
27 Jun 2013
A small step forwardoriginal ↗
26 Jun 2013
Marketing done right.original ↗
25 Jun 2013
Lessons I learned from horror moviesoriginal ↗
23 Jun 2013
Very daring, indeedoriginal ↗
20 Jun 2013
In my defense, since I wrote about it it’s technically considered “work”.original ↗
19 Jun 2013
It’s (not) Flag Day.original ↗
17 Jun 2013
Sort yourself out, library.original ↗
16 Jun 2013
I’m coming out of this. Eventually.original ↗
14 Jun 2013
Lean Inoriginal ↗
12 Jun 2013
Von Trapping is the new planking.original ↗
10 Jun 2013
UPDATED: Well, that was…not *entirely* unexpectedoriginal ↗
9 Jun 2013
It was an easy answer, really.original ↗
7 Jun 2013
Letters to my sisteroriginal ↗
4 Jun 2013
Oh, Google. Once again you make me question humanity.original ↗
2 Jun 2013
And that’s the best way to respond to: “WHY AREN’T YOU ANSWERING YOUR PHONE?”original ↗
30 May 2013
Apparently we’re all full up on horses asses in this house.original ↗
28 May 2013
I’m never taking pictures in the bathroom again. Probably.original ↗
28 May 2013
I don’t need your sarcasm, cats.original ↗
26 May 2013
For the love of God, entertain me.original ↗
24 May 2013
Me and the internetoriginal ↗
22 May 2013
Do they even *have* pheasants on the Jersey Shore?original ↗
20 May 2013
Two uncomfortable truths: New Merida looks a little whorey. Fewer people care about this than you would think.original ↗
16 May 2013
Hunter S. Thomcat is possibly possessed.original ↗
15 May 2013
Any publicity is…um…you know what? I’m not even sure anymore.original ↗
14 May 2013
Happy whatever.original ↗
12 May 2013
Things you can’t buy on Ebay: A sense of humor. Apparently.original ↗
11 May 2013
Someone stop meoriginal ↗
11 May 2013
MISSINGoriginal ↗
10 May 2013
Have I ever done this before? I don’t think so.original ↗
9 May 2013
Rules for lifeoriginal ↗
7 May 2013
Fun with Ebayoriginal ↗
6 May 2013
Stop telling me what to do, door.original ↗
5 May 2013
Let’s Pretend This Never Happened. Unless you win. Then it totally happened.original ↗
1 May 2013
And that’s why twitter exists. For pictures of unicorns snogging.original ↗
1 May 2013
Keep calm. We’re almost done with this meme.original ↗
29 Apr 2013
It’s a pleasant change when he’s the inappropriate one.original ↗
28 Apr 2013
The Doctor Who post I can never writeoriginal ↗
24 Apr 2013
YOU GUYS.original ↗
22 Apr 2013
Taxidermied robot mouseoriginal ↗
22 Apr 2013
I’m sensing a theme. A really weird theme.original ↗
19 Apr 2013
Hmm.original ↗
18 Apr 2013
Is it better to post a pathetic update, or is it better to just shut up? Let’s hope it’s the first.original ↗
17 Apr 2013
MOVING IS A BITCH.original ↗
14 Apr 2013
I’m not actually a huge fan of either, if I’m being honest.original ↗
10 Apr 2013
Vengeance is a dish best served with inflatable horns.original ↗
8 Apr 2013
And that’s why I love twitteroriginal ↗
8 Apr 2013
Define “A Lot”.original ↗
4 Apr 2013
Kids today.original ↗
3 Apr 2013
Don’t Blinkoriginal ↗
2 Apr 2013
This is not an April Fool’s Day joke. Unless it’s one on me.original ↗
1 Apr 2013
I also have a video of the ostrich attack but it’s very screamy and will give you a headache so I’m not including that. You are welcome.original ↗
30 Mar 2013
PLEASE COME! (No pressure or anything.)original ↗
29 Mar 2013
I assure you, there’s nothing of interest going on in here.original ↗
28 Mar 2013
Coyote Not-So-Uglyoriginal ↗
26 Mar 2013
I want a medal for not writing a bear pun in this title.original ↗
25 Mar 2013
In my defense, I'm not that bright.original ↗
21 Mar 2013
This isn't a real post. As usual.original ↗
20 Mar 2013
My New Year's Resolution is to get you to stop asking about my New Year's Resolution.original ↗
19 Mar 2013
Ferris Mewler, self-proclaimed Fabio of catsoriginal ↗
18 Mar 2013
Thank you!original ↗
14 Mar 2013
It was on Wikipedia so it must be true.original ↗
12 Mar 2013
Follow your dreams. Unless they're dreams about making out with yourself. Those are weird. You probably need therapy.original ↗
11 Mar 2013
John Green is a real bastard and I wish I could be more like him.original ↗
10 Mar 2013
Nice try, thesaurus.original ↗
8 Mar 2013
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