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2015

“The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. “original ↗

4 Apr 2015

“Klaatu Barada Nikto”original ↗

28 Mar 2015

“Rise from your grave.”original ↗

21 Mar 2015

“…Stop calling me ‘Sir’.”original ↗

14 Mar 2015

“Stupid sexy Flanders”original ↗

7 Mar 2015

“Tadashi is here.”original ↗

28 Feb 2015

“You know what really grinds my gears?”original ↗

21 Feb 2015

“I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love me.”original ↗

14 Feb 2015

“Better call Saul!”original ↗

7 Feb 2015

“Hail Hydra”original ↗

31 Jan 2015

“See? I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”original ↗

24 Jan 2015

“No sir. I don’t like it.”original ↗

17 Jan 2015

“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”original ↗

10 Jan 2015

“Keep moving forward!”original ↗

3 Jan 2015

2014

“Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!”original ↗

27 Dec 2014

“‘Maybe, Christmas,” he thought, “doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas, in fact, means a little bit more.”original ↗

20 Dec 2014

“I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.”original ↗

13 Dec 2014

“I’m the best there is at what I do. But what I do isn’t very nice…”original ↗

6 Dec 2014

“I love it when a plan comes together!”original ↗

29 Nov 2014

“I don’t believe in a no-win scenario.”original ↗

22 Nov 2014

“Look to La Luna”original ↗

15 Nov 2014

“Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?”original ↗

8 Nov 2014

“Wolfman’s got nards!”original ↗

1 Nov 2014

“Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.”original ↗

25 Oct 2014

“Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen!”original ↗

18 Oct 2014

“The truth is out there.”original ↗

11 Oct 2014

“I don’t like to smile unless I have a reason.”original ↗

4 Oct 2014

“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”original ↗

27 Sept 2014

“Where’s the beef?”original ↗

20 Sept 2014

“This one’s for you, Morph!”original ↗

13 Sept 2014

“Let the wookie win.”original ↗

6 Sept 2014

“Worst. Episode. Ever.”original ↗

30 Aug 2014

“Carpe diem. Sieze the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.”original ↗

23 Aug 2014

“Na-nu, na-nu!”original ↗

16 Aug 2014

“Pop quiz, hot shot…”original ↗

9 Aug 2014

“I Knew I Should’ve Taken That Left Turn At Albuquerque!”original ↗

2 Aug 2014

“The ‘hammer’ is my penis.”original ↗

26 Jul 2014

“And I for one welcome our new insect overlords…”original ↗

19 Jul 2014

“You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!”original ↗

12 Jul 2014

“Would you kindly…” and “A man chooses. A slave obeys.”original ↗

5 Jul 2014

“Autobots! Transform and roll out!”original ↗

28 Jun 2014

“The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?”original ↗

21 Jun 2014

“Help me help you!”original ↗

14 Jun 2014

“Don’t blame me. I voted for Kodos.”original ↗

7 Jun 2014

“Where did you learn to fly?”original ↗

31 May 2014

GeekWisdom is now My Geek Wisdom!original ↗

30 May 2014

“A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…”original ↗

24 May 2014

“No way! Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks!”original ↗

17 May 2014

“Pop, pop!”original ↗

10 May 2014

“I have been – and always shall be – your friend.”original ↗

3 May 2014

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”original ↗

26 Apr 2014

“Stand firm for what you believe in, until and unless logic and experience proves you wrong.”original ↗

19 Apr 2014

“This one time… at band camp…”original ↗

12 Apr 2014

“There is no secret ingredient”original ↗

5 Apr 2014

“Have you met Ted?”original ↗

29 Mar 2014

“I’m too old for this shit.”original ↗

22 Mar 2014

“Never give up. Never surrender!”original ↗

15 Mar 2014

“Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!”original ↗

8 Mar 2014

“Now you’re thinking with portals!”original ↗

1 Mar 2014

“Sweep the leg!”original ↗

22 Feb 2014

“Do you think love can bloom even on the battlefield?”original ↗

15 Feb 2014

“Homey don’t play that!”original ↗

8 Feb 2014

“Sing Soft Kitty.”original ↗

1 Feb 2014

“They call it a Royale with cheese.”original ↗

25 Jan 2014

“Plug your Controller into Controller port 2.”original ↗

18 Jan 2014

“Good day, sir! … I said good day original ↗

11 Jan 2014

“Challenge accepted!”original ↗

4 Jan 2014

2013

“Merry Christmas, you filthy animal… and a Happy New Year!”original ↗

28 Dec 2013

“Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind!”original ↗

21 Dec 2013

“The power is yours!”original ↗

14 Dec 2013

“To infinity and beyond!”original ↗

7 Dec 2013

“We are who we choose to be!”original ↗

30 Nov 2013

“My cabbages!”original ↗

23 Nov 2013

“If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”original ↗

16 Nov 2013

“Say my name!”original ↗

9 Nov 2013

“Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.”original ↗

2 Nov 2013

“So you’re telling me there’s a chance!”original ↗

26 Oct 2013

“Life is like a hurricane”original ↗

19 Oct 2013

“I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel”original ↗

12 Oct 2013

“I volunteer as Tribute!”original ↗

5 Oct 2013

“I eat pieces of s#!t like you for breakfast!”original ↗

28 Sept 2013

“These go to 11.”original ↗

21 Sept 2013

“I’m bad. And that’s good. I will never be good. And that’s not bad. There’s no one I’d rather be than me.”original ↗

14 Sept 2013

“That’s my secret, Captain. I’m always angry.”original ↗

7 Sept 2013

It’s been two years to the day…original ↗

4 Sept 2013

“Six seasons and a movie!”original ↗

31 Aug 2013

“Never tell me the odds!”original ↗

24 Aug 2013

“Dead dove. Do not eat.”original ↗

17 Aug 2013

“That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.”original ↗

10 Aug 2013

“Life is like a mop.”original ↗

3 Aug 2013

“Honey badger don’t care. Honey badger don’t give a shit!”original ↗

27 Jul 2013

“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”original ↗

20 Jul 2013

“We just finished level 3 and need to tighten up the graphics a little bit.”original ↗

13 Jul 2013

“How you doin'”original ↗

6 Jul 2013

“I’m the one that’s cool!”original ↗

29 Jun 2013

“But, there is, unseen by most, an underworld. A place that is just as real, but not as brightly lit… a DARKSIDE!”original ↗

22 Jun 2013

“He chose poorly.” and “You have chosen… wisely.”original ↗

15 Jun 2013

“Sonofabitch, ball! Why didn’t you go home?! That’s your home! Are you too good for your home?! Answer me!”original ↗

8 Jun 2013

“Some men just want to watch the world burn.”original ↗

1 Jun 2013

“The pen is blue! The goddamn pen is blue!”original ↗

25 May 2013