corpus.blog
41554 blogs · [ { "id": "01a0bc35-a3ee-71d2-a934-b6fd611bcaef", "title": "“Stop, stop! He’s already dead!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2017/02/18/stop-stop-hes-already-dead/", "published_at": "2017-02-18T08:01:32+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc35-a3ee-71d2-a934-b6fd61e74492", "title": "“It was Beauty killed the Beast.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2017/02/11/it-was-beauty-killed-the-beast/", "published_at": "2017-02-11T08:01:40+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc35-a3ee-71d2-a934-b6fd626eb783", "title": "“Grappling hook!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2017/02/04/grappling-hook/", "published_at": "2017-02-04T08:01:09+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc35-a3ee-71d2-a934-b6fd632d3b4c", "title": "“The world could always use more heroes.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2017/01/28/the-world-could-always-need-more-heroes/", "published_at": "2017-01-28T08:01:59+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc35-a3ee-71d2-a934-b6fd634a28a9", "title": "“But are you still ‘master of your domain’?”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2017/01/21/but-are-you-still-master-of-your-domain/", "published_at": "2017-01-21T08:01:19+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc35-a3ee-71d2-a934-b6fd6401bae4", "title": "“Slimy… yet satisfying.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2017/01/14/slimy-yet-satisfying/", "published_at": "2017-01-14T08:01:01+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc35-a3ee-71d2-a934-b6fd6497560c", "title": "“It’s super effective!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2017/01/07/its-super-effective/", "published_at": "2017-01-07T08:01:11+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc35-a3ee-71d2-a934-b6fd6563a82e", "title": "“But I don’t want to be a pirate!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/12/31/but-i-dont-want-to-be-a-pirate/", "published_at": "2016-12-31T08:01:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc35-a3ee-71d2-a934-b6fd6631cb35", "title": "“Blast this Christmas music! It’s joyful and triumphant.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/12/24/blast-this-christmas-music-its-joyful-and-triumphant/", "published_at": "2016-12-24T08:01:31+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc35-a3ee-71d2-a934-b6fd66b4d38f", "title": "“Who’s scruffy looking?”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/12/17/whos-scruffy-looking/", "published_at": "2016-12-17T08:01:23+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc37-52f7-7285-95bc-aa752f3f5cee", "title": "“I collect spores, molds and fungus.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/12/10/i-collect-spores-molds-and-fungus/", "published_at": "2016-12-10T08:01:08+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc37-52f7-7285-95bc-aa752f4f4d30", "title": "“You are what you choose to be. You choose!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/12/03/you-are-what-you-choose-to-be-you-choose/", "published_at": "2016-12-03T08:01:39+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc37-52f7-7285-95bc-aa75300e098c", "title": "“Michael Jordan plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. I talk. — Everyone has a talent.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/11/26/michael-jordan-plays-ball-charles-manson-kills-people-i-talk-everyone-has-a-talent/", "published_at": "2016-11-26T08:01:18+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc37-52f7-7285-95bc-aa753088de91", "title": "“Made it, Ma! Top of the world!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/11/19/made-it-ma-top-of-the-world/", "published_at": "2016-11-19T08:01:48+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc37-52f7-7285-95bc-aa753146728b", "title": "“You make me want to be a better man.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/11/12/you-make-me-want-to-be-a-better-man/", "published_at": "2016-11-12T08:01:58+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc37-52f7-7285-95bc-aa75322277a6", "title": "“Oh my God! They killed Kenny!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/11/05/oh-my-god-they-killed-kenny/", "published_at": "2016-11-05T08:01:26+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc37-52f7-7285-95bc-aa7532514dcd", "title": "“There was a HOLE here. It’s gone now.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/10/29/there-was-a-hole-here-its-gone-now/", "published_at": "2016-10-29T08:01:59+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc37-52f7-7285-95bc-aa7532d0be43", "title": "“The best place to be is here. The best time to be is now.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/10/22/the-best-place-to-be-is-here-the-best-time-to-be-is-now/", "published_at": "2016-10-22T08:01:22+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc37-52f7-7285-95bc-aa7532fbf507", "title": "“Now this is a story all about how…”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/10/15/now-this-is-a-story-all-about-how/", "published_at": "2016-10-15T08:01:08+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc37-52f7-7285-95bc-aa75335b576d", "title": "“Whatcha talkin’ ’bout, Willis?”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/10/08/whatcha-talkin-bout-willis/", "published_at": "2016-10-08T08:01:55+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc38-f12d-7219-86c6-fc6cedb8ecca", "title": "“Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/10/01/had-to-be-me-someone-else-might-have-gotten-it-wrong/", "published_at": "2016-10-01T08:01:07+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc38-f12d-7219-86c6-fc6cedfd7402", "title": "“Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/09/24/ferb-i-know-what-were-gonna-do-today/", "published_at": "2016-09-24T08:01:44+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc38-f12d-7219-86c6-fc6cee9cee7c", "title": "“Aaaaand… it’s gone.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/09/17/aaaaand-its-gone/", "published_at": "2016-09-17T08:01:26+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc38-f12d-7219-86c6-fc6ceec8f8f9", "title": "“Who loves orange soda?”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/09/10/who-loves-orange-soda/", "published_at": "2016-09-10T08:01:05+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc38-f12d-7219-86c6-fc6cefa72204", "title": "“Hakuna Matata!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/09/03/hakuna-matata/", "published_at": "2016-09-03T08:01:52+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc38-f12d-7219-86c6-fc6cf00929e7", "title": "“Happiness is a warm puppy.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/08/27/happiness-is-a-warm-puppy/", "published_at": "2016-08-27T08:01:15+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc38-f12d-7219-86c6-fc6cf1055d3c", "title": "“Puny god.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/08/20/puny-god/", "published_at": "2016-08-20T08:01:13+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc38-f12d-7219-86c6-fc6cf1274b0d", "title": "“Now imagine she’s white.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/08/13/now-imagine-shes-white/", "published_at": "2016-08-13T08:01:34+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc38-f12d-7219-86c6-fc6cf1c7daa2", "title": "“There are simply too many notes.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/08/06/there-are-simply-too-many-notes/", "published_at": "2016-08-06T08:01:37+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc38-f12d-7219-86c6-fc6cf282754e", "title": "“The Dude abides.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/07/30/the-dude-abides/", "published_at": "2016-07-30T08:01:48+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3a-938e-72f3-a6fd-8694c61ea9ff", "title": "“It’s after six. What am I? A farmer?”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/07/23/its-after-six-what-am-i-a-farmer/", "published_at": "2016-07-23T08:01:32+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3a-938e-72f3-a6fd-8694c6da20b3", "title": "“We create our own purpose in life. Now go create yours.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/07/16/we-create-our-own-purpose-in-life-now-go-create-your-own/", "published_at": "2016-07-16T08:01:31+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3a-938e-72f3-a6fd-8694c7a4ce45", "title": "“Oh yes, the past can hurt. But, you can either run from it or learn from it.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/07/09/oh-yes-the-past-can-hurt-but-you-can-either-run-from-it-or-learn-from-it/", "published_at": "2016-07-09T08:01:43+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3a-938e-72f3-a6fd-8694c888f9af", "title": "“I don’t want to survive. I want to live.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/07/02/i-dont-want-to-survive-i-want-to-live/", "published_at": "2016-07-02T08:01:51+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3a-938e-72f3-a6fd-8694c931f5c9", "title": "“Chewie, we’re home!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/06/25/chewie-were-home/", "published_at": "2016-06-25T08:01:30+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3a-938e-72f3-a6fd-8694c971b777", "title": "“All fathers care for their sons.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/06/18/all-fathers-care-for-their-sons/", "published_at": "2016-06-18T08:01:06+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3a-938e-72f3-a6fd-8694ca3ef89f", "title": "“You have died of dysentery.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/06/11/you-have-died-of-dysentery/", "published_at": "2016-06-11T08:01:05+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3a-938e-72f3-a6fd-8694ca56c556", "title": "“One man can make a difference.” AND “I guess one person can make a difference. ‘Nuff said.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/06/04/one-man-can-make-a-difference-or-i-guess-one-person-can-make-a-difference-nuff-said/", "published_at": "2016-06-04T08:01:54+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3a-938e-72f3-a6fd-8694cb039fdc", "title": "“Brawndo has what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/05/28/brawndo-has-what-plants-crave-its-got-electrolytes/", "published_at": "2016-05-28T08:01:25+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3a-938e-72f3-a6fd-8694cbaf6772", "title": "“A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/05/21/a-strange-game-the-only-winning-move-is-not-to-play/", "published_at": "2016-05-21T08:01:35+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3c-2773-719c-b399-8da7fa3c6fb9", "title": "“They’re dinosaurs. ‘Wow’ enough.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/05/14/theyre-dinosaurs-wow-enough/", "published_at": "2016-05-14T08:01:57+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3c-2773-719c-b399-8da7fb0a1346", "title": "“E. T. phone home.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/05/07/e-t-phone-home/", "published_at": "2016-05-07T08:01:10+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3c-2773-719c-b399-8da7fb41874a", "title": "“It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/04/30/its-not-who-i-am-underneath-but-what-i-do-that-defines-me/", "published_at": "2016-04-30T08:01:27+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3c-2773-719c-b399-8da7fbbc73f1", "title": "“We said ‘meh’!” “M-E-H. Meh!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/04/23/we-said-meh-m-e-h-meh/", "published_at": "2016-04-23T08:01:50+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3c-2773-719c-b399-8da7fc3e4b83", "title": "“They call me Mr. Tibbs!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/04/16/they-call-me-mr-tibbs/", "published_at": "2016-04-16T08:01:33+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3c-2773-719c-b399-8da7fc63a7c4", "title": "“Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/04/09/not-even-in-the-face-of-armageddon-never-compromise/", "published_at": "2016-04-09T08:01:40+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3c-2773-719c-b399-8da7fd543945", "title": "“You learned to dance like that sarcastically?”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/04/02/you-learned-to-dance-like-that-sarcastically/", "published_at": "2016-04-02T08:01:41+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3c-2773-719c-b399-8da7fd9521ec", "title": "“Get busy living, or get busy dying.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/03/26/get-busy-living-or-get-busy-dying/", "published_at": "2016-03-26T08:01:39+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3c-2773-719c-b399-8da7fdb503c2", "title": "“…the points don’t matter.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/03/19/the-points-dont-matter/", "published_at": "2016-03-19T08:01:15+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3c-2773-719c-b399-8da7fe471a59", "title": "“Fear can never kill you.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/03/12/fear-can-never-kill-you/", "published_at": "2016-03-12T08:01:01+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3d-a583-72f0-a66f-8e3b94afa9dd", "title": "“I’ve made a huge mistake.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/03/05/ive-made-a-huge-mistake/", "published_at": "2016-03-05T08:01:59+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3d-a583-72f0-a66f-8e3b94fd476f", "title": "“Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/02/27/take-your-stinking-paws-off-me-you-damn-dirty-ape/", "published_at": "2016-02-27T08:01:01+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3d-a583-72f0-a66f-8e3b95c10ca1", "title": "“Stupid is as stupid does.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/02/20/stupid-is-as-stupid-does/", "published_at": "2016-02-20T08:01:38+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3d-a583-72f0-a66f-8e3b96980acb", "title": "“You complete me.” AND “You had me at ‘hello.'”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/02/13/you-complete-me-and-you-had-me-at-hello/", "published_at": "2016-02-13T08:01:35+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3d-a583-72f0-a66f-8e3b9725afa0", "title": "“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/02/06/im-not-even-supposed-to-be-here-today/", "published_at": "2016-02-06T08:01:34+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3d-a583-72f0-a66f-8e3b975d5f6d", "title": "“I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/01/30/i-never-look-back-darling-it-distracts-from-the-now/", "published_at": "2016-01-30T08:01:49+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3d-a583-72f0-a66f-8e3b97e7e836", "title": "“You must construct additional pylons.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/01/23/you-must-construct-additional-pylons/", "published_at": "2016-01-23T08:01:24+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3d-a583-72f0-a66f-8e3b988ac44b", "title": "“Control your emotions! Discipline your mind!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/01/16/control-your-emotions-discipline-your-mind/", "published_at": "2016-01-16T20:00:19+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3d-a583-72f0-a66f-8e3b99112b42", "title": "“It’s a crystal. Nothing more. But if you turn it this way and look into it, it will show you your dreams.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/01/16/its-a-crystal-nothing-more-but-if-you-turn-it-this-way-and-look-into-it-it-will-show-you-your-dreams/", "published_at": "2016-01-16T08:01:50+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3d-a583-72f0-a66f-8e3b99cf58af", "title": "“Failure is always an option.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/01/09/failure-is-always-an-option/", "published_at": "2016-01-09T08:01:01+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3f-2cff-733b-8388-c8405d4a396a", "title": "“This doesn’t seem physically possible!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2016/01/02/this-doesnt-seem-physically-possible/", "published_at": "2016-01-02T08:01:20+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3f-2cff-733b-8388-c8405db2ba21", "title": "“It’s a Festivus miracle!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/12/26/its-a-festivus-miracle/", "published_at": "2015-12-26T08:01:21+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3f-2cff-733b-8388-c8405deede4b", "title": "“You underestimate the power of the Dark Side. If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/12/19/you-underestimate-the-power-of-the-dark-side-if-you-will-not-fight-then-you-will-meet-your-destiny/", "published_at": "2015-12-19T08:01:17+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3f-2cff-733b-8388-c8405e6c1b90", "title": "“The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It’s an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/12/12/the-force-is-what-gives-a-jedi-his-power-its-an-energy-field-created-by-all-living-things-it-surrounds-us-and-penetrates-us-it-binds-the-galaxy-together/", "published_at": "2015-12-12T08:01:27+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3f-2cff-733b-8388-c8405eeec00e", "title": "“Dude, sucking at sumthin’ is the first step towards being sorta good at something.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/12/05/dude-sucking-at-sumthin-is-the-first-step-towards-being-sorta-good-at-something/", "published_at": "2015-12-05T08:01:26+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3f-2cff-733b-8388-c8405f6cac31", "title": "“We were on a break!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/11/28/we-were-on-a-break/", "published_at": "2015-11-28T08:01:14+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3f-2cff-733b-8388-c8405fe0fac0", "title": "“I’ll have what she’s having”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/11/21/ill-have-what-shes-having/", "published_at": "2015-11-21T08:01:52+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3f-2cff-733b-8388-c84060a4861a", "title": "“Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can’t carry it for you… but I can carry you!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/11/14/come-on-mr-frodo-i-cant-carry-it-for-you-but-i-can-carry-you/", "published_at": "2015-11-14T08:01:50+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3f-2cff-733b-8388-c8406130a5ce", "title": "“We don’t make mistakes; we just have happy accidents.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/11/06/we-dont-make-mistakes-we-just-have-happy-accidents/", "published_at": "2015-11-07T05:00:55+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc3f-2cff-733b-8388-c84061bab8ff", "title": "“Every town has an Elm Street!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/10/31/every-town-has-an-elm-street/", "published_at": "2015-10-31T08:01:03+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc40-a7fe-725f-a12b-8e3231543977", "title": "“Why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here?”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/10/24/why-dont-you-make-like-a-tree-and-get-out-of-here/", "published_at": "2015-10-24T08:01:40+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc40-a7fe-725f-a12b-8e3231dee219", "title": "“Game over, man. Game over!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/10/17/game-over-man-game-over/", "published_at": "2015-10-17T08:01:34+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc40-a7fe-725f-a12b-8e32329caf0d", "title": "“‘Unagi’ is a state of total awareness.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/10/10/unagi-is-a-state-of-total-awareness/", "published_at": "2015-10-10T08:01:15+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc40-a7fe-725f-a12b-8e323392d9d8", "title": "“Are you not entertained?”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/10/03/are-you-not-entertained/", "published_at": "2015-10-03T08:01:07+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc40-a7fe-725f-a12b-8e32346110db", "title": "“Go home and be a family man!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/09/26/go-home-and-be-a-family-man/", "published_at": "2015-09-26T08:01:56+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc40-a7fe-725f-a12b-8e3234645776", "title": "“If you build it, he will come.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/09/19/if-you-build-it-he-will-come/", "published_at": "2015-09-19T08:01:52+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc40-a7fe-725f-a12b-8e3234d782bd", "title": "“I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/09/12/i-have-nipples-greg-could-you-milk-me/", "published_at": "2015-09-12T08:01:26+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc40-a7fe-725f-a12b-8e3235c6d69c", "title": "“Save Ferris?”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/09/05/save-ferris/", "published_at": "2015-09-05T08:01:38+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc40-a7fe-725f-a12b-8e32369a789b", "title": "“I’m guilty of a far more monstrous crime. I’m guilty of being a dwarf.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/08/29/im-guilty-of-a-far-more-monstrous-crime-im-guilty-of-being-a-dwarf/", "published_at": "2015-08-29T10:32:51+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc40-a7fe-725f-a12b-8e3236f141f1", "title": "“I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/08/22/i-am-a-leaf-on-the-wind-watch-how-i-soar/", "published_at": "2015-08-22T08:01:26+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc42-1f6e-73a3-abe5-0535413ae2d7", "title": "“Let the hate flow through you.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/08/15/let-the-hate-flow-through-you/", "published_at": "2015-08-15T08:01:26+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc42-1f6e-73a3-abe5-053541f3d9a9", "title": "“Winners don’t use drugs”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/08/08/winners-dont-use-drugs/", "published_at": "2015-08-08T08:01:58+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc42-1f6e-73a3-abe5-05354257f30d", "title": "“What if this is as good as it gets?”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/08/01/what-if-this-is-as-good-as-it-gets/", "published_at": "2015-08-01T08:01:03+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc42-1f6e-73a3-abe5-053542d6c9db", "title": "“I will not bow to any sponsor.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/07/25/i-will-not-bow-to-any-sponsor/", "published_at": "2015-07-25T08:01:44+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc42-1f6e-73a3-abe5-0535434ff826", "title": "“The town was paper, but the memories were not.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/07/18/the-town-was-paper-but-the-memories-were-not/", "published_at": "2015-07-18T08:01:08+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc42-1f6e-73a3-abe5-05354362b7f7", "title": "“You mean you have to use your hands?” “That’s like a baby’s toy!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/07/11/you-mean-you-have-to-use-your-hands-thats-like-a-babys-toy/", "published_at": "2015-07-11T08:01:35+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc42-1f6e-73a3-abe5-053543ea3eba", "title": "“They may take our lives. But they will never take our freedom!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/07/04/they-may-take-our-lives-but-they-will-never-take-our-freedom/", "published_at": "2015-07-04T08:01:40+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc42-1f6e-73a3-abe5-0535445a5f58", "title": "“They’re boxy but they’re good!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/06/27/theyre-boxy-but-theyre-good/", "published_at": "2015-06-27T08:01:38+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc42-1f6e-73a3-abe5-0535452ec254", "title": "“My body is ready!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/06/20/my-body-is-ready/", "published_at": "2015-06-20T08:01:53+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc42-1f6e-73a3-abe5-0535461f86a7", "title": "“Life finds a way.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/06/13/life-finds-a-way/", "published_at": "2015-06-13T08:01:33+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc43-9107-73fd-b8f7-a839f6d8dc40", "title": "“It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies. But a great deal more to stand up to your friends.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/06/06/it-takes-a-great-deal-of-bravery-to-stand-up-to-your-enemies-but-a-great-deal-more-to-stand-up-to-your-friends/", "published_at": "2015-06-06T08:01:13+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc43-9107-73fd-b8f7-a839f7186046", "title": "“Annie’s pretty young. We try not to sexualize her.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/05/30/annies-pretty-young-we-try-not-to-sexualize-her/", "published_at": "2015-05-30T08:01:19+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc43-9107-73fd-b8f7-a839f76ff8d9", "title": "“If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/05/23/if-im-going-to-have-a-past-i-prefer-it-to-be-multiple-choice/", "published_at": "2015-05-23T08:01:06+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc43-9107-73fd-b8f7-a839f7f24117", "title": "“Boy, that escalated quickly.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/05/16/boy-that-escalated-quickly/", "published_at": "2015-05-16T08:01:23+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc43-9107-73fd-b8f7-a839f87ee66d", "title": "“Same Bat-Time, Same Bat-Channel!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/05/09/same-bat-time-same-bat-channel/", "published_at": "2015-05-09T08:01:53+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc43-9107-73fd-b8f7-a839f8f88779", "title": "“Avengers assemble!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/05/02/avengers-assemble/", "published_at": "2015-05-02T08:01:55+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc43-9107-73fd-b8f7-a839f9cbc371", "title": "“Have you ever tried shawarma?”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/04/25/have-you-ever-tried-shawarma/", "published_at": "2015-04-25T08:01:45+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc43-9107-73fd-b8f7-a839fa76faf3", "title": "“You’re in my spot.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/04/18/youre-in-my-spot/", "published_at": "2015-04-18T08:01:15+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc43-9107-73fd-b8f7-a839fb0b6e44", "title": "“It’s a trap!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/04/11/its-a-trap/", "published_at": "2015-04-11T08:01:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc43-9107-73fd-b8f7-a839fb60c5e8", "title": "“The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. “", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2015/04/04/the-first-rule-of-fight-club-is-you-do-not-talk-about-fight-club/", "published_at": "2015-04-04T08:01:42+00:00" } ] posts Claim your blog
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2017

“Stop, stop! He’s already dead!”original ↗
18 Feb 2017
“It was Beauty killed the Beast.”original ↗
11 Feb 2017
“Grappling hook!”original ↗
4 Feb 2017
“The world could always use more heroes.”original ↗
28 Jan 2017
“But are you still ‘master of your domain’?”original ↗
21 Jan 2017
“Slimy… yet satisfying.”original ↗
14 Jan 2017
“It’s super effective!”original ↗
7 Jan 2017

2016

“But I don’t want to be a pirate!”original ↗
31 Dec 2016
“Blast this Christmas music! It’s joyful and triumphant.”original ↗
24 Dec 2016
“Who’s scruffy looking?”original ↗
17 Dec 2016
“I collect spores, molds and fungus.”original ↗
10 Dec 2016
“You are what you choose to be. You choose!”original ↗
3 Dec 2016
“Michael Jordan plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. I talk. — Everyone has a talent.”original ↗
26 Nov 2016
“Made it, Ma! Top of the world!”original ↗
19 Nov 2016
“You make me want to be a better man.”original ↗
12 Nov 2016
“Oh my God! They killed Kenny!”original ↗
5 Nov 2016
“There was a HOLE here. It’s gone now.”original ↗
29 Oct 2016
“The best place to be is here. The best time to be is now.”original ↗
22 Oct 2016
“Now this is a story all about how…”original ↗
15 Oct 2016
“Whatcha talkin’ ’bout, Willis?”original ↗
8 Oct 2016
“Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.”original ↗
1 Oct 2016
“Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today!”original ↗
24 Sept 2016
“Aaaaand… it’s gone.”original ↗
17 Sept 2016
“Who loves orange soda?”original ↗
10 Sept 2016
“Hakuna Matata!”original ↗
3 Sept 2016
“Happiness is a warm puppy.”original ↗
27 Aug 2016
“Puny god.”original ↗
20 Aug 2016
“Now imagine she’s white.”original ↗
13 Aug 2016
“There are simply too many notes.”original ↗
6 Aug 2016
“The Dude abides.”original ↗
30 Jul 2016
“It’s after six. What am I? A farmer?”original ↗
23 Jul 2016
“We create our own purpose in life. Now go create yours.”original ↗
16 Jul 2016
“Oh yes, the past can hurt. But, you can either run from it or learn from it.”original ↗
9 Jul 2016
“I don’t want to survive. I want to live.”original ↗
2 Jul 2016
“Chewie, we’re home!”original ↗
25 Jun 2016
“All fathers care for their sons.”original ↗
18 Jun 2016
“You have died of dysentery.”original ↗
11 Jun 2016
“One man can make a difference.” AND “I guess one person can make a difference. ‘Nuff said.”original ↗
4 Jun 2016
“Brawndo has what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.”original ↗
28 May 2016
“A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.”original ↗
21 May 2016
“They’re dinosaurs. ‘Wow’ enough.”original ↗
14 May 2016
“E. T. phone home.”original ↗
7 May 2016
“It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.”original ↗
30 Apr 2016
“We said ‘meh’!” “M-E-H. Meh!”original ↗
23 Apr 2016
“They call me Mr. Tibbs!”original ↗
16 Apr 2016
“Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise.”original ↗
9 Apr 2016
“You learned to dance like that sarcastically?”original ↗
2 Apr 2016
“Get busy living, or get busy dying.”original ↗
26 Mar 2016
“…the points don’t matter.”original ↗
19 Mar 2016
“Fear can never kill you.”original ↗
12 Mar 2016
“I’ve made a huge mistake.”original ↗
5 Mar 2016
“Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!”original ↗
27 Feb 2016
“Stupid is as stupid does.”original ↗
20 Feb 2016
“You complete me.” AND “You had me at ‘hello.'”original ↗
13 Feb 2016
“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”original ↗
6 Feb 2016
“I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now.”original ↗
30 Jan 2016
“You must construct additional pylons.”original ↗
23 Jan 2016
“Control your emotions! Discipline your mind!”original ↗
16 Jan 2016
“It’s a crystal. Nothing more. But if you turn it this way and look into it, it will show you your dreams.”original ↗
16 Jan 2016
“Failure is always an option.”original ↗
9 Jan 2016
“This doesn’t seem physically possible!”original ↗
2 Jan 2016

2015

“It’s a Festivus miracle!”original ↗
26 Dec 2015
“You underestimate the power of the Dark Side. If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny.”original ↗
19 Dec 2015
“The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It’s an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.”original ↗
12 Dec 2015
“Dude, sucking at sumthin’ is the first step towards being sorta good at something.”original ↗
5 Dec 2015
“We were on a break!”original ↗
28 Nov 2015
“I’ll have what she’s having”original ↗
21 Nov 2015
“Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can’t carry it for you… but I can carry you!”original ↗
14 Nov 2015
“We don’t make mistakes; we just have happy accidents.”original ↗
7 Nov 2015
“Every town has an Elm Street!”original ↗
31 Oct 2015
“Why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here?”original ↗
24 Oct 2015
“Game over, man. Game over!”original ↗
17 Oct 2015
“‘Unagi’ is a state of total awareness.”original ↗
10 Oct 2015
“Are you not entertained?”original ↗
3 Oct 2015
“Go home and be a family man!”original ↗
26 Sept 2015
“If you build it, he will come.”original ↗
19 Sept 2015
“I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?”original ↗
12 Sept 2015
“Save Ferris?”original ↗
5 Sept 2015
“I’m guilty of a far more monstrous crime. I’m guilty of being a dwarf.”original ↗
29 Aug 2015
“I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.”original ↗
22 Aug 2015
“Let the hate flow through you.”original ↗
15 Aug 2015
“Winners don’t use drugs”original ↗
8 Aug 2015
“What if this is as good as it gets?”original ↗
1 Aug 2015
“I will not bow to any sponsor.”original ↗
25 Jul 2015
“The town was paper, but the memories were not.”original ↗
18 Jul 2015
“You mean you have to use your hands?” “That’s like a baby’s toy!”original ↗
11 Jul 2015
“They may take our lives. But they will never take our freedom!”original ↗
4 Jul 2015
“They’re boxy but they’re good!”original ↗
27 Jun 2015
“My body is ready!”original ↗
20 Jun 2015
“Life finds a way.”original ↗
13 Jun 2015
“It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies. But a great deal more to stand up to your friends.”original ↗
6 Jun 2015
“Annie’s pretty young. We try not to sexualize her.”original ↗
30 May 2015
“If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!”original ↗
23 May 2015
“Boy, that escalated quickly.”original ↗
16 May 2015
“Same Bat-Time, Same Bat-Channel!”original ↗
9 May 2015
“Avengers assemble!”original ↗
2 May 2015
“Have you ever tried shawarma?”original ↗
25 Apr 2015
“You’re in my spot.”original ↗
18 Apr 2015
“It’s a trap!”original ↗
11 Apr 2015
“The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. “original ↗
4 Apr 2015
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