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2013

“Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”original ↗
18 May 2013
“To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy’s first law of Equivalent Exchange.”original ↗
11 May 2013
“Little dog? *arf, arf* Or big dog? *woof, woof*”original ↗
4 May 2013
“If you know you can deflect it, then you’re not challenging yourself.”original ↗
27 Apr 2013
“Houston, we have a problem.”original ↗
20 Apr 2013
“That’s not a knife… that’s a knife!”original ↗
13 Apr 2013
“Wonder Twins Powers activate!”original ↗
6 Apr 2013
“It’s over 9,000!”original ↗
30 Mar 2013
“Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”original ↗
23 Mar 2013
“Wile E. Coyote… Super Genius!”original ↗
16 Mar 2013
“I’m an old man… filled with regret.”original ↗
9 Mar 2013
“Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?”original ↗
2 Mar 2013
“Me fail English? That’s unpossible!”original ↗
23 Feb 2013
“Have a pancake!”original ↗
16 Feb 2013
GeekWisdom in need of new quotesoriginal ↗
16 Feb 2013
“Jill, here’s a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.”original ↗
9 Feb 2013
“These pretzels are making me thirsty!”original ↗
2 Feb 2013
“Arnold doesn’t dance! He can barely walk!”original ↗
26 Jan 2013
“What strength! But don’t forget that there are many guys like you all over the world!”original ↗
19 Jan 2013
“One million dollars!”original ↗
12 Jan 2013
“You can’t handle the truth!”original ↗
5 Jan 2013

2012

“Did I do that?”original ↗
29 Dec 2012
“A roofer listens to [his heart], not his wallet.”original ↗
22 Dec 2012
“Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.”original ↗
15 Dec 2012
“Not that there’s anything wrong with that!”original ↗
8 Dec 2012
“You can kill a vampire however the fuck you want because vampires don’t fucking exist!”original ↗
1 Dec 2012
“The whole world is watching us now. We must be nothing less than fabulous.”original ↗
24 Nov 2012
“More cowbell!”original ↗
17 Nov 2012
“Beware the battle cattle but don’t fear the battle cattle!”original ↗
10 Nov 2012
Geek Wisdom is coming back home!original ↗
8 Nov 2012
https://mygeekwisdom.com/2012/11/05/615/original ↗
5 Nov 2012
Another post up on Unrealityoriginal ↗
1 Nov 2012
Latest post is up on Unrealityoriginal ↗
22 Oct 2012
Geek Wisdom post up on Unrealityoriginal ↗
16 Oct 2012
4th post in Unreality!original ↗
8 Oct 2012
New post is on Unrealityoriginal ↗
1 Oct 2012
New post now available at Unrealityoriginal ↗
24 Sept 2012
Update: the first post for Unreality is up!original ↗
17 Sept 2012
Quick update regarding the future of Geek Wisdomoriginal ↗
15 Sept 2012
“I have a bad feeling about this!”original ↗
8 Sept 2012
“More than meets the eye!”original ↗
1 Sept 2012
“My goal is not to wake up at 40 with the bitter realization that I’ve wasted my life in a job I hate because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens.”original ↗
25 Aug 2012
“The controls are online. The switch — and consequences — are yours.”original ↗
18 Aug 2012
“The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything is 42.”original ↗
11 Aug 2012
“Give me something to sing about!”original ↗
4 Aug 2012
“I’m in lesbians with you.”original ↗
28 Jul 2012
“Until That Day… Till All Are One”original ↗
21 Jul 2012
“Shut up and take my money!”original ↗
14 Jul 2012
“Stay awhile and listen!”original ↗
7 Jul 2012
“We live in a spaceship, dear.”original ↗
30 Jun 2012
“To boldly go where no man has gone before.”original ↗
23 Jun 2012
“Homies help homies!”original ↗
16 Jun 2012
“What has two thumbs and doesn’t give a crap?”original ↗
9 Jun 2012
“It always ends. That’s what gives it value.”original ↗
2 Jun 2012
“He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells!”original ↗
26 May 2012
“You have a part of my attention. You have the minimum amount.”original ↗
19 May 2012
“There is no spoon”original ↗
12 May 2012
“I love the Power Glove… it’s so bad.”original ↗
5 May 2012
“It’s dangerous out there! Take this.”original ↗
28 Apr 2012
“A single idea from the human mind can build cities”original ↗
21 Apr 2012
“Use the Force, Luke!”original ↗
14 Apr 2012
“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”original ↗
7 Apr 2012
“Are you telling me you built a time machine out of a Delorean?”original ↗
31 Mar 2012
“It’s a magical world, Hobbes, ol’ buddy… let’s go exploring!”original ↗
24 Mar 2012
“Leeroy Jenkins!”original ↗
17 Mar 2012
“That makes me a sad panda!”original ↗
10 Mar 2012
“You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.”original ↗
3 Mar 2012
“You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance!”original ↗
25 Feb 2012
“The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night”original ↗
25 Feb 2012
“Now we are so happy, we do the dance of joy!”original ↗
18 Feb 2012
“When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.”original ↗
11 Feb 2012
“Get up, you sonoabitch! ‘Cuz Mickey loves you!”original ↗
4 Feb 2012
“Rule # 4: Double Tap”original ↗
28 Jan 2012
“Bah Weep Granah Weep Ninni Bong!”original ↗
21 Jan 2012
“Spartans, what is your profession?”original ↗
14 Jan 2012
“You don’t hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise them on a personal level.”original ↗
7 Jan 2012
“Aren’t you a little young to build a rollercoaster?”original ↗
1 Jan 2012

2011

“When you have to shoot, shoot! Don’t talk!”original ↗
26 Dec 2011
“By the power of Grayskull… I have the power!”original ↗
20 Dec 2011
“Kneel before Zod!”original ↗
11 Dec 2011
“Face it, tiger… you just hit the jackpot!”original ↗
6 Dec 2011
“…But for me, it was Tuesday.”original ↗
28 Nov 2011
“Wax on. Wax off.”original ↗
22 Nov 2011
“PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean!?”original ↗
14 Nov 2011
“Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight!”original ↗
13 Nov 2011
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”original ↗
10 Nov 2011
“My Spider-Sense is tingling!”original ↗
7 Nov 2011
“I think it looks more like a puma!”original ↗
31 Oct 2011
“A winner is you”original ↗
26 Oct 2011
“When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!”original ↗
18 Oct 2011
“And knowing is half the battle.”original ↗
10 Oct 2011
“Why so serious?”original ↗
4 Oct 2011
“Aww! Kick-fucking-ass! Life is kinda cool sometimes.”original ↗
2 Oct 2011
“War. War never changes.”original ↗
20 Sept 2011
“Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!”original ↗
18 Sept 2011
“Form feet and legs! Form arms and torso! And I’ll form the head!”original ↗
14 Sept 2011
“I must break you.” and “You will lose.”original ↗
13 Sept 2011
“Be excellent to each other.”original ↗
12 Sept 2011
“Try not! Do… or do not. There is no try.”original ↗
11 Sept 2011
“What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk… Have at you!”original ↗
10 Sept 2011
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