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2020

Gritty Investigatedoriginal ↗
25 Jan 2020
Updates!original ↗
21 Jan 2020
Kansas Man Seeks Trial by Combatoriginal ↗
16 Jan 2020
Man Claims He Lost 500-Pound Emerald In Fire, But Some Have Questionsoriginal ↗
13 Jan 2020
TripAdvisor Sued for Negligent Camel Supervisionoriginal ↗
8 Jan 2020
Racist Pagan Goat-Murdering Lawyer Is in Trouble Againoriginal ↗
3 Jan 2020

2019

Another Year of Lowering the Baroriginal ↗
31 Dec 2019
Assorted Holiday Stupidityoriginal ↗
26 Dec 2019
“Tell You What, Slick. This Profession Doesn’t Need You.”original ↗
19 Dec 2019
Tear Gas Fired to Disperse Lawyersoriginal ↗
17 Dec 2019
Employee Says She Robbed Store to Teach Other Employees a Lessonoriginal ↗
11 Dec 2019
“Perhaps Some of the Language ‘Crossed the Line’ of Civility”original ↗
9 Dec 2019
Congressman Pleads Guilty to Using Campaign Funds for Rabbit Traveloriginal ↗
3 Dec 2019
Lawyer Whose Pants Caught Fire Still Feeling the Heatoriginal ↗
25 Nov 2019
Assorted Stupidity #128original ↗
22 Nov 2019
Expert on Money Laundering Arrested for … Well, You Can Probably Guessoriginal ↗
20 Nov 2019
Prisoner Who’s Not Dead Anymore Says He’s Served His Life Sentenceoriginal ↗
15 Nov 2019
Seventh Circuit: “We Draw the Line at Gibberish”original ↗
8 Nov 2019
Target of Police Raid Had Been in Prison for Five Years, Plaintiff Allegesoriginal ↗
8 Nov 2019
Man Convicted of Lynching Himselforiginal ↗
5 Nov 2019
California’s Roadkill Bill Becomes Laworiginal ↗
30 Oct 2019
Assorted Criminal Stupidityoriginal ↗
28 Oct 2019
Fourth-Level Subcontractor Ruins Murder Plotoriginal ↗
23 Oct 2019
“Everything About This Case Turns Out to Be Stupid,” Says Judgeoriginal ↗
17 Oct 2019
Assorted Stupidity #127original ↗
14 Oct 2019
Court Is Now In Session, The Honorable Captain Kangaroo Presidingoriginal ↗
9 Oct 2019
Lawyer Who Said Disbarment Would Be “an Honor” Will Probably Be Honored Shortlyoriginal ↗
4 Oct 2019
Plaintiff: “Dressing Me Up as a Leprechaun Is Wrong”original ↗
1 Oct 2019
“Excuseman” Gets Three Years for Stealing From Clientsoriginal ↗
27 Sept 2019
Californians Can No Longer Be Forced to Join a Posseoriginal ↗
19 Sept 2019
UPDATE: Shrout’s on the Runoriginal ↗
18 Sept 2019
Questions to Ask Before Trying to Get a Ton of Drugs Into Australia by Seaoriginal ↗
12 Sept 2019
Adios Mugabeoriginal ↗
6 Sept 2019
Court Affirms Conviction for Making “Hand Gesture in the Form of a Gun”original ↗
4 Sept 2019
Dialogue in a Car on Route 107 in Nassau County, New Yorkoriginal ↗
29 Aug 2019
First Alleged Space Crime Is Surprisingly Dulloriginal ↗
26 Aug 2019
Please Use Caution When Consulting This Map on Kangaroo-Ownership Lawsoriginal ↗
21 Aug 2019
Plaintiff: I Was Attacked by Wayne Newton’s Monkeyoriginal ↗
15 Aug 2019
No Reasonable Expectation of Privacy While Burglingoriginal ↗
13 Aug 2019
Assorted Stupidity #126original ↗
7 Aug 2019
Good Reason to Kill #76a: Mystery Clown (or, Clown Mystery)original ↗
1 Aug 2019
Good Reason to Kill #76: Fancy Dress (Clown)original ↗
1 Aug 2019
Alleged Spanish Hit-Man Contract and Resumé Translatedoriginal ↗
30 Jul 2019
“Natural Causes” Determination Called Into Question by Stab Wounds, Blood Everywhereoriginal ↗
25 Jul 2019
Court Rules Income Tax Is Not Against the Will of Godoriginal ↗
19 Jul 2019
Judge Who Meowed and, on One Occasion, Roared, Gets Three-Year Suspensionoriginal ↗
16 Jul 2019
Again I Must Remind You That Dealing With a Hit Man Is Fraught With Periloriginal ↗
12 Jul 2019
There’s at Least One Frustrated Game of Thrones Fan on the Ninth Circuitoriginal ↗
10 Jul 2019
Assorted Stupidity #125original ↗
8 Jul 2019
“I Think of Time as a Continuum,” and Other Bad Deposition Answersoriginal ↗
26 Jun 2019
Lawyer Says He’s the Only One in Sudan Allowed to Use the Internetoriginal ↗
25 Jun 2019
DUI Laws: Do They Apply If You’re Driving a Tank?original ↗
21 Jun 2019
Auction Winner Learns Why Property Was Such a Great Deal: It’s Only 12 Inches Wideoriginal ↗
18 Jun 2019
Court Finds Man Not Liable for Strapping Pork Chops to His Feetoriginal ↗
13 Jun 2019
Suspect Locatedoriginal ↗
11 Jun 2019
Official State Crap Update: D.C.’s Gettin’ an Official Batoriginal ↗
7 Jun 2019
Builders of Giant Ark Sue Over Rain Damageoriginal ↗
4 Jun 2019
Guess Who Just Sued the Maker of “Ion Maiden”original ↗
31 May 2019
Texas Legislature Accidentally Repeals Plumbing Codeoriginal ↗
30 May 2019
Is It Unethical to Throw a Raccoon Overboard?original ↗
25 May 2019
ALERT: TSA Is Keeping Your Loose Changeoriginal ↗
22 May 2019
Montana Decides Against Official Rock Song; Objects to Being Sold to Canadaoriginal ↗
20 May 2019
Assorted Stupidity #124original ↗
15 May 2019
Guess Who Just Sued the Maker of “Guns ’N’ Rosé”original ↗
10 May 2019
Expert Attributes Sudden Surge in DSUWI Cases to Coincidenceoriginal ↗
9 May 2019
New Zealand Lawmaker Accused of Making “Barnyard Noise”original ↗
7 May 2019
Judge Dismisses Incomprehensible, Pointless Pile of Papersoriginal ↗
30 Apr 2019
How to Avoid Jury Duty, #12: Be the Judge in That Caseoriginal ↗
26 Apr 2019
Assorted Stupidity #123original ↗
22 Apr 2019
Third Man Beaten With Own Leg by Leg-Wielding Girlfriendoriginal ↗
17 Apr 2019
Plaintiff Alleges Boss Insisted He Get an Exorcismoriginal ↗
15 Apr 2019
UPDATE: Judge Who Accidentally Resigned Is Out of a Joboriginal ↗
10 Apr 2019
Judge’s Supporters Say the Texas Constitution Sucksoriginal ↗
9 Apr 2019
Zimbabwe’s Buyin’ Judge Wigsoriginal ↗
9 Apr 2019
Judge Accidentally Resignsoriginal ↗
4 Apr 2019
Assorted Stupidity #122original ↗
3 Apr 2019
Attempt to Flee Australia on a Jet Ski Fails (90 Miles Later)original ↗
28 Mar 2019
Will Utah Legalize Fornication?original ↗
26 Mar 2019
Thomas Talks Thriceoriginal ↗
22 Mar 2019
Fall Out Boy Sued for Misusing Llama Puppetsoriginal ↗
20 Mar 2019
Updates!original ↗
19 Mar 2019
Voters Expel Mayor and Re-Elect Him on the Same Ballotoriginal ↗
14 Mar 2019
ALERT: Please Do Not Drink “Catnip Cocktail”original ↗
13 Mar 2019
“Succubustic”: Is It a Word You Should Use to Describe a Judge?original ↗
6 Mar 2019
Warner Bros. Says Rat Must Remain in “The Departed”original ↗
4 Mar 2019
Assorted Stupidity #121original ↗
27 Feb 2019
Proposed Law Would Prevent Climate Change in Montanaoriginal ↗
25 Feb 2019
Mehoriginal ↗
20 Feb 2019
A Form You Hopefully Won’t Need: Notice of Apology to Judgeoriginal ↗
19 Feb 2019
Assorted Stupidity #120original ↗
12 Feb 2019
Stolen Swedish Crown Jewels Turn Up During Suspect’s Trialoriginal ↗
7 Feb 2019
Sheriff Says Use of Camera to Zoom in on Defense Attorney’s Notes Was “Inadvertent”original ↗
6 Feb 2019
Sadly, I Must Report That There Was in Fact No “Canoe Chase”original ↗
4 Feb 2019
Bill Would Make Sasquatch Washington’s Official State Cryptidoriginal ↗
1 Feb 2019
Beware: Botox Bandits Burgle Beautiful Browsoriginal ↗
29 Jan 2019
Update: The Paddlefish Defendants Are Now for Saleoriginal ↗
28 Jan 2019
Good Reason to Kill #75: Thought Wife Damaged Action Figuresoriginal ↗
23 Jan 2019
My Fellow Americans, the State of the Union Is Stupidoriginal ↗
18 Jan 2019
“My Turn to Drive,” the Passenger Said. But It Wasn’toriginal ↗
15 Jan 2019
Man Locked in Burger King Bathroom for an Hour Wants Free Whoppers for Lifeoriginal ↗
11 Jan 2019
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