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2019

Saudi Women Now Entitled to Text Message Notifying Them of Divorceoriginal ↗
9 Jan 2019
Trump Campaign Not Liable for Hiring Roscoe the Pistoloriginal ↗
8 Jan 2019
Testimony of Elmo Monster, Sesame Street Muppetoriginal ↗
4 Jan 2019

2018

Thief Dangles From Fenceoriginal ↗
27 Dec 2018
Happy Holidays! (Now Get Out of My Courtroom)original ↗
24 Dec 2018
Sing, O Muse, of the Paul D. Ryan Bipartisan Arrow-Shaft Taxation Relief Act of 2003original ↗
22 Dec 2018
Assorted Stupidity #119original ↗
18 Dec 2018
“Quirky” Lawyer Acquitted of Stalking; Concedes He Did “Meow Randomly on Occasion”original ↗
14 Dec 2018
Looks Like There’s No Ten-Code for “Officer on Hood of Moving Car”original ↗
12 Dec 2018
Court: No, It Wasn’t “Reasonable” to Lock Grandma Up With Male Inmatesoriginal ↗
7 Dec 2018
Wrong “Peter Brown” Brought in for Murder Sentencing Againoriginal ↗
5 Dec 2018
Scottish Grandpa Claims He Checked “Terrorist” Box on Visa Form by Mistakeoriginal ↗
30 Nov 2018
“Inchworm Bandits” Are Either Idiots or Comedy Geniusesoriginal ↗
28 Nov 2018
Assorted Stupidity #118original ↗
26 Nov 2018
Lawmaker Injured by Flying Constitutionoriginal ↗
20 Nov 2018
United States v. 1855.6 Pounds of American Paddlefish Meatoriginal ↗
14 Nov 2018
Australian’s 19-Year Squat Is Successfuloriginal ↗
13 Nov 2018
Assorted Election Stupidityoriginal ↗
9 Nov 2018
Good Reason to Kill #74: Guy Pissed You Off in Antarcticaoriginal ↗
2 Nov 2018
Canada to Legalize Witchcraftoriginal ↗
31 Oct 2018
“Worst Robbers in Belgium” Agree to Come Back at Closing Timeoriginal ↗
29 Oct 2018
Now Go Away or I Shall Taunt You a Second Timeoriginal ↗
24 Oct 2018
Updates!original ↗
22 Oct 2018
Clown Says He Will Seek a Third Termoriginal ↗
19 Oct 2018
Man Accused of Nude Swim With Sharks Also Wanted for Assault at Medieval Timesoriginal ↗
17 Oct 2018
Plaintiff Blames Fall on Free Drinks He May or May Not Have Consumedoriginal ↗
15 Oct 2018
Good Reason to Kill #73: Took Your Seat During Karaokeoriginal ↗
11 Oct 2018
Law Says Scotland Can No Longer Put the Shetland Islands in a Boxoriginal ↗
10 Oct 2018
Assorted Stupidity #117original ↗
5 Oct 2018
Seriously, Can We Get the Word Out Re: Water Escapes?original ↗
3 Oct 2018
Two More Attempted Water Escapes Failoriginal ↗
2 Oct 2018
Court: No Tigers in Malibuoriginal ↗
25 Sept 2018
Man Blames Tiny Clowns for Firearms Offenseoriginal ↗
24 Sept 2018
Rejected Applicant Sues Law Schools for Violating Magna Cartaoriginal ↗
19 Sept 2018
UPDATE: Judge Rules Province Has No Duty to Recognize Bigfootoriginal ↗
17 Sept 2018
Author of “How to Murder Your Husband” Accused of Murdering Husbandoriginal ↗
12 Sept 2018
“Crickets.”original ↗
10 Sept 2018
Lawmaker Agrees to Stop Administering Noogies to Publicoriginal ↗
6 Sept 2018
Indian Supreme Court Holds Wink Didn’t Violate Blasphemy Laworiginal ↗
5 Sept 2018
Good Reason to Kill #72: Appeared to Be Cheating at Golforiginal ↗
31 Aug 2018
Motion to Continue Because of Moose Attackoriginal ↗
28 Aug 2018
Campaign Funds Used for Rabbit Traveloriginal ↗
27 Aug 2018
Province’s Lawyers Claim Bigfoot Case “Lacks an Air of Reality”original ↗
22 Aug 2018
Assorted Stupidity #116original ↗
20 Aug 2018
Good Reason to Kill #71: Argued About Who’d Play Aretha Franklin in the Aretha Franklin Movieoriginal ↗
17 Aug 2018
Canadian Rectal Smuggler Catches a Break on Appealoriginal ↗
14 Aug 2018
“Dumbest Insider Trading Crime I’ve Ever Seen” Was Pretty Dumboriginal ↗
10 Aug 2018
Bison-Taunter Arrestedoriginal ↗
6 Aug 2018
Speedboat Escape Is Exception That Proves the Ruleoriginal ↗
3 Aug 2018
New Jersey May Declare an Official State Microbeoriginal ↗
31 Jul 2018
Defendants File Non-Opposition to Plaintiff’s Motion for Leave to File Surreply to Motion for Leave to File Surreplyoriginal ↗
30 Jul 2018
Virginians! You Now Have an Extra 22 Hours to Kill Raccoons on Sundayoriginal ↗
23 Jul 2018
Woman Accidentally Steals Car She Thought Was Her Rentaloriginal ↗
20 Jul 2018
Assorted Stupidity #115original ↗
18 Jul 2018
Majority Rejects “Mullet Doctrine” in Fourth Amendment Caseoriginal ↗
13 Jul 2018
Company Says Customer Breached Her Contract by Dyingoriginal ↗
11 Jul 2018
Second Circuit: Lewd “Grinch” Parody Doesn’t Infringeoriginal ↗
9 Jul 2018
Barely Corrupt City Manager Doesn’t Resignoriginal ↗
9 Jul 2018
Hilariously Corrupt EPA Director Resignsoriginal ↗
6 Jul 2018
In re: Sssotlohiefmjn v. Michigan State Policeoriginal ↗
26 Jun 2018
Brake v. Speedoriginal ↗
25 Jun 2018
You Know Trial Went Poorly If the Judge Orders You Back to Law Schooloriginal ↗
22 Jun 2018
DEA Asks for Help Laundering Moneyoriginal ↗
21 Jun 2018
Australian Cyborg’s Conviction Overturned on Appealoriginal ↗
19 Jun 2018
Another Attempted Water Escape Failsoriginal ↗
14 Jun 2018
Assorted Stupidity #114original ↗
11 Jun 2018
Plaintiffs Allege They Were “Forced” to Buy Quarter Poundersoriginal ↗
4 Jun 2018
Supreme Court: Get a Warrant Before You Invade Somebody’s Curtilageoriginal ↗
31 May 2018
One Is a Beaver, the Other Is an Alligatororiginal ↗
29 May 2018
Thirty-Year-Old Man Evicted From Parents’ Homeoriginal ↗
22 May 2018
Play-Doh Smell Trademarkedoriginal ↗
21 May 2018
Huang v. Hollywoodoriginal ↗
17 May 2018
“Justice for Simon”: Giant-Rabbit Case Survives Motion to Dismissoriginal ↗
15 May 2018
Shrubbery Nice, Not Too Expensive, But Also Not Probable Causeoriginal ↗
10 May 2018
Good Reason to Kill #70: May Have Stolen Your Socksoriginal ↗
7 May 2018
Prepare to Eat It, Giuliani-Styleoriginal ↗
3 May 2018
Assorted Stupidity #113original ↗
1 May 2018
Do They Teach Proofreading at Yale?original ↗
27 Apr 2018
Ninth Circuit: Monkeys Have Standing to Sue in Federal Courtoriginal ↗
24 Apr 2018
Official State Crap: Georgiaoriginal ↗
23 Apr 2018
About That Religious Testoriginal ↗
20 Apr 2018
Shortening the Massachusetts Oath of Office Probably Saved Livesoriginal ↗
17 Apr 2018
Turns Out the “Boy Who Came Back From Heaven” Was in Ohio the Whole Timeoriginal ↗
13 Apr 2018
Assorted Stupidity #112original ↗
10 Apr 2018
Lawyer Who “Did Not Realize He Had Been Suspended” Seven Years Ago Will … Stay Suspendedoriginal ↗
6 Apr 2018
Mystery Justice Identified. Probably.original ↗
5 Apr 2018
City Ordered Not to Sue Resident for Complaining About Stenchoriginal ↗
3 Apr 2018
Lawyer Dispute Escalates From Picture of Cat Playing Violin to Gunfireoriginal ↗
30 Mar 2018
Guy With Axe Embedded in Roof of Car Gets Probationoriginal ↗
28 Mar 2018
City Council Appeals Its Own Decisionoriginal ↗
27 Mar 2018
Spaghetti Arsonist in a Bull Onesie? I’m Guessing It’s Floridaoriginal ↗
23 Mar 2018
Hallucinating Romanian Story: “I Am a Deceased Man but Still Live”original ↗
22 Mar 2018
Fleeing Suspect Apprehended by His Caroriginal ↗
15 Mar 2018
Assorted Stupidity #111original ↗
13 Mar 2018
Suspect’s Toilet Strike Ends After 47 Days—Successfullyoriginal ↗
9 Mar 2018
Plaintiff: California Must Admit the Truth About Bigfootoriginal ↗
8 Mar 2018
Court Orders Martin Shkreli to Forfeit Smirkoriginal ↗
6 Mar 2018
First Amendment Exceptions That Might Allow Banning the Utah Legislature’s Rap Videooriginal ↗
2 Mar 2018
BE IT ENACTED: There Is Fungus Among Usoriginal ↗
1 Mar 2018
Tomato Sauce Allegedly Links Suspect to Meatball Heistoriginal ↗
28 Feb 2018
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