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"published_at": "2020-06-10T12:30:54+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc47-0737-700c-9231-c004ba460a20", "title": "Saudi Divorce Rate Spikes During Lockdown; Wives Reportedly Learning of “Secret Marriages”", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/06/saudi-divorce-rate-spikes.html", "published_at": "2020-06-03T19:49:17+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc47-0737-700c-9231-c004bb365d29", "title": "Court: Len Dykstra’s Reputation Is So Bad He Can’t Be Libeled", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/06/court-len-dykstras-reputation-is-so-bad-he-cant-be-libeled.html", "published_at": "2020-06-01T19:24:29+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc47-0737-700c-9231-c004bb6a98fe", "title": "“The Facts Are Unusual,” Says Judge About Acquittal in Mistaken-Home-Invasion-Broom-Sex-Fantasy Case", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/05/the-facts-are-unusual.html", "published_at": "2020-05-29T19:01:52+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc47-0737-700c-9231-c004bb9347a5", "title": "Nope, Twitter Isn’t Violating the First Amendment", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/05/nope-twitter-isnt-violating-the-first-amendment.html", "published_at": "2020-05-29T12:00:03+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc47-0737-700c-9231-c004bc28c065", "title": "Court Says You Can’t Bang a Gong Near a Hospital", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/05/court-no-gong-order.html", "published_at": "2020-05-27T07:06:11+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc48-7490-717c-9194-ecbdf10a055d", "title": "Tip: “BOOM SHAKALAKA” May Not Be Best Response to Contempt Petition", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/05/tip-boom-shakalaka-petition.html", "published_at": "2020-05-21T21:31:20+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc48-7490-717c-9194-ecbdf132b91a", "title": "Bad Disguise #9: Watermelon Head", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/05/watermelon-head.html", "published_at": "2020-05-20T12:30:09+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc48-7490-717c-9194-ecbdf222987a", "title": "Buyer of Soon-to-Be-Ex-Parrot Wins Implied-Warranty Claim", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/05/ex-parrot-implied-warranty.html", "published_at": "2020-05-14T12:30:55+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc48-7490-717c-9194-ecbdf2db8ab9", "title": "Assorted Stupidity #133", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/05/assorted-stupidity-133.html", "published_at": "2020-05-08T12:30:27+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc48-7490-717c-9194-ecbdf324cb26", "title": "Court Declines to Sanction Lawyer for Alleged “Butt Shaking” During Mediation", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/05/court-declines-to-sanction-for-alleged-butt-shaking.html", "published_at": "2020-05-05T21:02:42+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc49-ee4a-737f-b31a-89f794f45afa", "title": "Washington Courts Still Split on Definition of “Motor Vehicle”", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/05/washington-courts-still-split-on-definition-of-motor-vehicle.html", "published_at": "2020-05-01T12:30:04+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc49-ee4a-737f-b31a-89f795f055ef", "title": "Court Invalidates Result of Rock-Paper-Scissors Match", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/04/court-invalidates-rps-match.html", "published_at": "2020-04-29T17:40:54+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc49-ee4a-737f-b31a-89f79614fd77", "title": "Wearing Masks: Legally Required, but Also Illegal", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/04/wearing-masks-legally-required-but-also-illegal.html", "published_at": "2020-04-23T12:00:05+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc49-ee4a-737f-b31a-89f7970e4958", "title": "Assorted Stupidity #132", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/04/assorted-stupidity-132.html", "published_at": "2020-04-17T19:13:23+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc49-ee4a-737f-b31a-89f79803417b", "title": "Judge Asks Attorneys to Wear Shirts, Get Out of Bed for Videoconferences", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/04/judge-asks-fl-attorneys-teleconf.html", "published_at": "2020-04-14T21:23:14+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc4b-5bdd-71c1-be73-c5af49a82969", "title": "“The Agents Involved Speak an Almost Impenetrable Jargon”", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/04/agents-speak-impenetrable-jargon.html", "published_at": "2020-04-10T18:54:04+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc4b-5bdd-71c1-be73-c5af4a41b421", "title": "Edgar Allan Poe: Bankruptcy Judge", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/04/edgar-allan-poe-bankruptcy-judge.html", "published_at": "2020-04-08T18:07:43+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc4b-5bdd-71c1-be73-c5af4aa0962e", "title": "Assorted Stupidity #131", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/04/assorted-stupidity-131.html", "published_at": "2020-04-02T12:30:29+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc4b-5bdd-71c1-be73-c5af4b2ffa38", "title": "End of Speech Shouted", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/03/end-of-speech-shouted.html", "published_at": "2020-03-27T21:55:58+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc4b-5bdd-71c1-be73-c5af4c237a06", "title": "How Many Axe-Throwing Coaches Does It Take to Have a Class Action?", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/03/how-many-axe-throwing-coaches-does-it-take.html", "published_at": "2020-03-25T12:30:47+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc4c-cf06-724e-a5a4-0c058bca9384", "title": "Court: Your Unicorn Case Is Not an “Emergency”", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/03/unicorn-case-not-an-emergency.html", "published_at": "2020-03-21T00:31:56+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc4c-cf06-724e-a5a4-0c058c5ef647", "title": "“Shelter in Place”: Does It Mean Zombies Are Attacking? An Analysis", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/03/shelter-in-place-does-it-mean-zombies.html", "published_at": "2020-03-20T12:30:10+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc4c-cf06-724e-a5a4-0c058d5d32fe", "title": "A Message from Lowering the Bar Regarding the Coronavirus", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/03/a-message-from-ltb-regarding-coronavirus.html", "published_at": "2020-03-16T22:03:45+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc4c-cf06-724e-a5a4-0c058e5a53eb", "title": "It’s Judge Edison, Not Judge Ellison", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/03/its-edison-not-ellison.html", "published_at": "2020-03-13T22:16:22+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc4c-cf06-724e-a5a4-0c058eee78a8", "title": "Alabama May Lift Yoga Ban; Law Would Remain Stupid", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/03/alabama-may-lift-yoga-ban.html", "published_at": "2020-03-10T12:30:33+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc4e-4578-71e5-b0ca-e6fed4b5c1db", "title": "Panel Recommends Disbarment for Blagojevich", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/03/panel-disbar-blagojevich.html", "published_at": "2020-03-06T22:17:04+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc4e-4578-71e5-b0ca-e6fed5625e85", "title": "Assorted Stupidity #130", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/02/assorted-stupidity-130.html", "published_at": "2020-02-26T13:30:19+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc4e-4578-71e5-b0ca-e6fed5e0d316", "title": "Lawyer Held in Contempt Is Sentenced to Write Sentences", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/02/lawyer-sentenced-to-write-sentences.html", "published_at": "2020-02-25T13:30:01+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc4e-4578-71e5-b0ca-e6fed6bfaa27", "title": "A Note From Kevin (Hereinafter, “Me”) to All Attorneys (Hereinafter, “You”)", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/02/hereinafter-you.html", "published_at": "2020-02-20T13:30:47+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc4e-4578-71e5-b0ca-e6fed7a7eb3c", "title": "TIP: Choose an Alias That Doesn’t Already Appear on a Warrant", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/02/alias-warrant.html", "published_at": "2020-02-12T19:53:52+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc4f-ab87-71b0-b86a-eb7d927c2c64", "title": "Does the Constitution Say You Can Shoot Socialists?", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/02/does-the-constitution-say-you-can-shoot-socialists.html", "published_at": "2020-02-11T13:00:52+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc4f-ab87-71b0-b86a-eb7d92897a40", "title": "Bag Marked “Bag Full of Drugs” Allegedly Full of Drugs", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/02/bag-full-of-drugs.html", "published_at": "2020-02-05T13:45:53+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc4f-ab87-71b0-b86a-eb7d92ad8f47", "title": "Gritty Exonerated", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/02/gritty-exonerated.html", "published_at": "2020-02-03T23:39:51+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc4f-ab87-71b0-b86a-eb7d92dd8ce7", "title": "Lawyer Who Billed Over 6,600 Hours Per Year “Found in Nicaragua”", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/01/lawyer-billed-6k-found-nicaragua.html", "published_at": "2020-01-29T13:30:12+00:00" } ] posts Claim your blog
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2021

Moms Arrested for Hacking Cheerleading and Homecoming-Queen Competitionsoriginal ↗
17 Mar 2021
“Is That a Rocket Launcher?”—Criminal Lawyer Reactsoriginal ↗
12 Mar 2021
Zoom Hearing Ends When Defendant Turns Out to Be in Alleged Victim’s Apartmentoriginal ↗
10 Mar 2021
Assorted Stupidity #142original ↗
5 Mar 2021
Court: Doctor, Please Don’t Operate on Patients During This Zoom Trialoriginal ↗
1 Mar 2021
Dispute Resolved With Power Saw Will Be Re-Resolved in Courtoriginal ↗
25 Feb 2021
Fake-Your-Own-Kidnapping Ploy Fails Againoriginal ↗
23 Feb 2021
Lawyer Whose Pants Caught Fire Is Still a Hot Messoriginal ↗
18 Feb 2021
Suit on Behalf of “Donard J. Trump” Dismissedoriginal ↗
16 Feb 2021
Massachusetts Considering Official Dinosauroriginal ↗
12 Feb 2021
Cat Appears for Hearing After Zoom-Filter Mishaporiginal ↗
9 Feb 2021
Assorted Stupidity #141original ↗
5 Feb 2021
Disbarment for Lawyer Caught With Zipper Downoriginal ↗
3 Feb 2021
Look Who’s Back, Now Filing Lawsuits on Behalf of “Donard J. Trump”original ↗
29 Jan 2021
Lawyer Suspended for Advice on How to “Make It Look Like Self-Defense”original ↗
27 Jan 2021
Oklahoma Legislator Proposes Big Foot Hunting Seasonoriginal ↗
22 Jan 2021
Naked Fugitive Found in Croc-Infested Swamporiginal ↗
20 Jan 2021
Assorted Stupidity #140 (Sedition Edition)original ↗
14 Jan 2021
Dear Idiots: Please Keep Posting Pictures of You Committing Crimesoriginal ↗
8 Jan 2021
United States v. Five Hundred and Twelve Ottersoriginal ↗
4 Jan 2021

2020

It Is No Longer a Crime to Impersonate Smokey Bearoriginal ↗
31 Dec 2020
Lawyer Files Document “Under Plenty of Perjury”original ↗
21 Dec 2020
Man Ordered to Stop Doing Autopsies Because He’s Not, Like, a Doctor or Anythingoriginal ↗
17 Dec 2020
Assorted Stupidity #139original ↗
11 Dec 2020
Beware of Fez-Wearers Making Bogus Demandsoriginal ↗
7 Dec 2020
Pork-Product Proposal Perturbs Parliamentarians; Prompts Pummeling, Pig-Part Peltingoriginal ↗
4 Dec 2020
Trump Legal Team’s Record So Far: Badoriginal ↗
30 Nov 2020
“Motion to Declare Trump Victorious” Filed in Pennsylvaniaoriginal ↗
19 Nov 2020
Things That Fail: Ponzi Schemes, Water Escapesoriginal ↗
19 Nov 2020
Leader’s Right to Take Office Questionedoriginal ↗
17 Nov 2020
Alabama’s Ginormous Constitution Will Be “Recompiled,” Made Less Racistoriginal ↗
10 Nov 2020
Assorted Stupidity #138original ↗
3 Nov 2020
Man Who Wanted “Full-Contact Experience” With Leopard Sues After Getting Oneoriginal ↗
30 Oct 2020
Prosecutors* Try to Drop Charges Against Themselvesoriginal ↗
28 Oct 2020
“Legal Genius” Pleads Guilty to Fraudoriginal ↗
26 Oct 2020
Another Lesson About Redactionoriginal ↗
23 Oct 2020
Rapper Who Rapped About Committing Fraud Arrested for Fraudoriginal ↗
19 Oct 2020
Jailers Who Subjected Inmates to “Baby Shark” Face Cruelty Chargesoriginal ↗
16 Oct 2020
Criminal Becomes First Person to Break Law Passed Because of His Crimesoriginal ↗
12 Oct 2020
In Honor of Eddie Van Halenoriginal ↗
7 Oct 2020
Court Rules Bread Does Not Meet Definition of Breadoriginal ↗
2 Oct 2020
A Four-Thousand-Word Sentenceoriginal ↗
30 Sept 2020
Assorted Stupidity #137original ↗
25 Sept 2020
City Plans to Call Off Its 13-Year War on Saggy Pantsoriginal ↗
16 Sept 2020
Judge Deploys Rumpelstiltskin Metaphor for Sixth Timeoriginal ↗
9 Sept 2020
Your Honor, I Direct You to Article 61 of the Magna Cartaoriginal ↗
2 Sept 2020
Fine, Get in the Sea, Crooksoriginal ↗
28 Aug 2020
Yet Again, Gravitational Risks Held to Be “Obvious”original ↗
26 Aug 2020
Felon Who Died in Tragic Fall Found Alive in Closetoriginal ↗
24 Aug 2020
An Evening With Blagooriginal ↗
17 Aug 2020
DOJ Says It Could Take Bribes in Court and the Judge Could Do Nothingoriginal ↗
12 Aug 2020
Assorted Stupidity #136original ↗
7 Aug 2020
Does the Excessive Fines Clause Apply to Parking-Meter Violations?original ↗
4 Aug 2020
Court Says Lawyer’s “Colorful Insults” Did Not Help His Clients’ Caseoriginal ↗
28 Jul 2020
Who’s Trying to Trademark Every Potential Washington Football Team Name?original ↗
24 Jul 2020
Neighbor Who Griped About Property Line Ends Up With Half a Garageoriginal ↗
20 Jul 2020
Pro-Virus Floridians Challenge Mask Mandateoriginal ↗
15 Jul 2020
Assorted Stupidity #135original ↗
10 Jul 2020
Official State Crap: Hawaiioriginal ↗
8 Jul 2020
Are We Still Doing Attempted Water Escapes?original ↗
2 Jul 2020
The Middle Finger and the Laworiginal ↗
30 Jun 2020
Court Dismisses Representative’s Claim Against Twitter in Satirical-Cow Caseoriginal ↗
25 Jun 2020
Attorney Charged With Criminal Mischief for Egging Judge’s Caroriginal ↗
22 Jun 2020
Can You Sue a Dead Person?original ↗
16 Jun 2020
Assorted Stupidity #134original ↗
12 Jun 2020
The $65-Million-Pants Case: Year 16original ↗
10 Jun 2020
Saudi Divorce Rate Spikes During Lockdown; Wives Reportedly Learning of “Secret Marriages”original ↗
3 Jun 2020
Court: Len Dykstra’s Reputation Is So Bad He Can’t Be Libeledoriginal ↗
1 Jun 2020
“The Facts Are Unusual,” Says Judge About Acquittal in Mistaken-Home-Invasion-Broom-Sex-Fantasy Caseoriginal ↗
29 May 2020
Nope, Twitter Isn’t Violating the First Amendmentoriginal ↗
29 May 2020
Court Says You Can’t Bang a Gong Near a Hospitaloriginal ↗
27 May 2020
Tip: “BOOM SHAKALAKA” May Not Be Best Response to Contempt Petitionoriginal ↗
21 May 2020
Bad Disguise #9: Watermelon Headoriginal ↗
20 May 2020
Buyer of Soon-to-Be-Ex-Parrot Wins Implied-Warranty Claimoriginal ↗
14 May 2020
Assorted Stupidity #133original ↗
8 May 2020
Court Declines to Sanction Lawyer for Alleged “Butt Shaking” During Mediationoriginal ↗
5 May 2020
Washington Courts Still Split on Definition of “Motor Vehicle”original ↗
1 May 2020
Court Invalidates Result of Rock-Paper-Scissors Matchoriginal ↗
29 Apr 2020
Wearing Masks: Legally Required, but Also Illegaloriginal ↗
23 Apr 2020
Assorted Stupidity #132original ↗
17 Apr 2020
Judge Asks Attorneys to Wear Shirts, Get Out of Bed for Videoconferencesoriginal ↗
14 Apr 2020
“The Agents Involved Speak an Almost Impenetrable Jargon”original ↗
10 Apr 2020
Edgar Allan Poe: Bankruptcy Judgeoriginal ↗
8 Apr 2020
Assorted Stupidity #131original ↗
2 Apr 2020
End of Speech Shoutedoriginal ↗
27 Mar 2020
How Many Axe-Throwing Coaches Does It Take to Have a Class Action?original ↗
25 Mar 2020
Court: Your Unicorn Case Is Not an “Emergency”original ↗
21 Mar 2020
“Shelter in Place”: Does It Mean Zombies Are Attacking? An Analysisoriginal ↗
20 Mar 2020
A Message from Lowering the Bar Regarding the Coronavirusoriginal ↗
16 Mar 2020
It’s Judge Edison, Not Judge Ellisonoriginal ↗
13 Mar 2020
Alabama May Lift Yoga Ban; Law Would Remain Stupidoriginal ↗
10 Mar 2020
Panel Recommends Disbarment for Blagojevichoriginal ↗
6 Mar 2020
Assorted Stupidity #130original ↗
26 Feb 2020
Lawyer Held in Contempt Is Sentenced to Write Sentencesoriginal ↗
25 Feb 2020
A Note From Kevin (Hereinafter, “Me”) to All Attorneys (Hereinafter, “You”)original ↗
20 Feb 2020
TIP: Choose an Alias That Doesn’t Already Appear on a Warrantoriginal ↗
12 Feb 2020
Does the Constitution Say You Can Shoot Socialists?original ↗
11 Feb 2020
Bag Marked “Bag Full of Drugs” Allegedly Full of Drugsoriginal ↗
5 Feb 2020
Gritty Exoneratedoriginal ↗
3 Feb 2020
Lawyer Who Billed Over 6,600 Hours Per Year “Found in Nicaragua”original ↗
29 Jan 2020
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