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"published_at": "2021-09-16T05:57:43+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc22-a0d2-734f-b7a4-453674e9adff", "title": "Assorted Stupidity #147", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/09/assorted-stupidity-147.html", "published_at": "2021-09-10T12:18:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc22-a0d2-734f-b7a4-453675b18b11", "title": "“Nevermind” Cover Baby Sues Nirvana for Showing Him Naked", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/09/nevermind-cover-baby-sues.html", "published_at": "2021-09-02T12:21:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc24-a776-7159-8985-d400e7663b7b", "title": "Suspect Who Fled Into Lake Pursued by Officer on Paddleboard", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/08/suspect-lake-paddleboard.html", "published_at": "2021-08-31T12:30:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc24-a776-7159-8985-d400e81d387c", "title": "Sanctions Order Against Kraken Lawyers Weighs More Than a Pound", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/08/kraken-sanctions-order-weighs-a-pound.html", "published_at": "2021-08-26T12:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc24-a776-7159-8985-d400e8601588", "title": "I Claim This Castle Under Article 61 of the Magna Carta, Says Idiot", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/08/i-claim-this-castle-under-article-61.html", "published_at": "2021-08-19T12:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc24-a776-7159-8985-d400e942d12f", "title": "German Fined 250,000 Euros for Unlicensed Panzer", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/08/german-fined-250000-euros-for-unlicensed-panzer.html", "published_at": "2021-08-11T07:58:44+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc24-a776-7159-8985-d400e98a4b78", "title": "Dead People Still Having Trouble Proving They’re Alive", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/08/dead-people-still-having-trouble.html", "published_at": "2021-08-04T12:30:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc26-967b-721d-91e4-fe7379967093", "title": "Assorted Stupidity #146", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/07/assorted-stupidity-146.html", "published_at": "2021-07-28T19:11:23+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc26-967b-721d-91e4-fe737a780603", "title": "Lawyer Apologizes for Putting Judge Under Surveillance", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/07/lawyer-apologizes-for-judge-surveillance.html", "published_at": "2021-07-23T19:25:49+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc26-967b-721d-91e4-fe737abb6aed", "title": "Kraken-Releasing Lawyers Face Tough Questions in Federal Court", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/07/kraken-releasing-lawyers-face-tough-questions.html", "published_at": "2021-07-16T12:31:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc26-967b-721d-91e4-fe737b1b007a", "title": "Third Planet v. Crowne Plaza: Infinity War or Endgame?", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/07/third-planet-v-crowne-plaza-infinity-war-or-endgame.html", "published_at": "2021-07-07T18:09:10+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc26-967b-721d-91e4-fe737bd76eaa", "title": "Official State Crap: Idaho", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/07/official-state-crap-idaho-2.html", "published_at": "2021-07-06T12:23:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc28-83e6-721b-8fd3-c391a493b430", "title": "Settlement in Flintstone-House Case Means 15-Foot Metal Dinosaurs Will Stay", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/06/settlement-in-flintstone-house-case.html", "published_at": "2021-06-30T12:30:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc28-83e6-721b-8fd3-c391a5528b1e", "title": "Supreme Court Holds Cheerleaders Can Swear on Snapchat", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/06/supreme-court-holds-cheerleaders-can-swear-on-snapchat.html", "published_at": "2021-06-23T20:21:55+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc28-83e6-721b-8fd3-c391a5ab42f9", "title": "“Hint of Lime” Case: It’s Not Crunch Berries, But It’s Close", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/06/hint-of-lime-case-its-not-crunch-berries-but-its-close.html", "published_at": "2021-06-17T06:31:42+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc28-83e6-721b-8fd3-c391a6912cb6", "title": "Assorted Stupidity #145", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/06/assorted-stupidity-145.html", "published_at": "2021-06-11T12:15:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc28-83e6-721b-8fd3-c391a6a133cb", "title": "Court Rejects Alleged Iguana-Killer’s “Stand Your Ground” Defense", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/06/iguana-killers-stand-your-ground-defense-fails.html", "published_at": "2021-06-02T21:32:59+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc2a-8c8d-72ac-a97a-8fdc7eafec1c", "title": "Alabama Nervously Decides to Lift Yoga Ban; Sponsor Notes There Are No “Yoga Police”", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/05/alabama-nervously-decides-to-lift-yoga-ban.html", "published_at": "2021-05-27T12:49:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc2a-8c8d-72ac-a97a-8fdc7f035309", "title": "Man Says He Can’t Come to the Office Because He Gets More Done at Home as Lord Vishnu", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/05/lord-vishnu-works-at-home.html", "published_at": "2021-05-21T12:30:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc2a-8c8d-72ac-a97a-8fdc7f6b0171", "title": "Man Claims to Be Four Kinds of Federal Agent During Single Traffic Stop", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/05/man-claims-to-be-four-agents.html", "published_at": "2021-05-18T12:44:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc2a-8c8d-72ac-a97a-8fdc7fca2f5d", "title": "“Ludicrous” Defenses Rejected in Twisted Sister Copyright Case", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/05/ludicrous-defenses-rejected-in-twisted-sister-case.html", "published_at": "2021-05-14T12:30:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc2a-8c8d-72ac-a97a-8fdc8041d79d", "title": "Plaintiff’s “Wide-Ranging” Demands: $32 Trillion, Audience With Queen, Swamp Cleaning", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/05/wide-ranging-demands-32t.html", "published_at": "2021-05-12T18:15:12+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc2c-6c56-7374-bdd8-968cb7156a3d", "title": "Barge Captains Caught After What You Might Call “Chases”", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/05/barge-captains-caught.html", "published_at": "2021-05-05T12:20:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc2c-6c56-7374-bdd8-968cb7fb5cda", "title": "Assorted Stupidity #144", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/04/assorted-stupidity-144.html", "published_at": "2021-04-30T11:49:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc2c-6c56-7374-bdd8-968cb8cf824b", "title": "Woman Charged With Felony for Failing to Return Sabrina the Teenage Witch", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/04/woman-charged-with-felony-for-sabrina.html", "published_at": "2021-04-28T22:13:23+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc2c-6c56-7374-bdd8-968cb9bb322b", "title": "Struck by Turtle, Initial Encounter", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/04/struck-by-turtle-initial-encounter.html", "published_at": "2021-04-23T23:49:54+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc2c-6c56-7374-bdd8-968cbaa0a013", "title": "Couple Married Four Times in a Month to Get Four Paid Honeymoons", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/04/couple-gets-married-paid-honeymoons.html", "published_at": "2021-04-20T06:02:16+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc2e-462d-72bf-bee0-138a6d0ebf98", "title": "A Farewell to Madoff", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/04/a-farewell-to-madoff.html", "published_at": "2021-04-15T12:45:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc2e-462d-72bf-bee0-138a6dc9d6cf", "title": "Is It Legal to Shoot Fish With a Gun?", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/04/is-it-legal-to-shoot-fish-with-a-gun.html", "published_at": "2021-04-14T12:24:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc2e-462d-72bf-bee0-138a6e722959", "title": "Man Charged With Driving Stolen Car Appears for Zoom Hearing From Inside Another Stolen Car", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/04/man-charged-stolen-car-zoom-inside-car.html", "published_at": "2021-04-09T12:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc2e-462d-72bf-bee0-138a6f6c8bd7", "title": "Alabama Still Hasn’t Lifted Its Yoga Ban", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/04/alabama-still-hasnt-lifted-yoga-ban.html", "published_at": "2021-04-07T12:28:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc2e-462d-72bf-bee0-138a70410ba0", "title": "Alleged Arsonists Say They Set Fires to Get Rid of Snakes", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/04/alleged-arsonists-snake-deterrent.html", "published_at": "2021-04-02T12:30:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc30-0acc-73b8-ad91-ae99063ee9df", "title": "Lawyer Who Said Disbarment Would Be “an Honor” Has Finally Been Honored", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/03/lawyer-finally-honored.html", "published_at": "2021-03-31T11:55:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc30-0acc-73b8-ad91-ae9906ff089f", "title": "Assorted Stupidity #143", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/03/assorted-stupidity-143.html", "published_at": "2021-03-26T20:00:54+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc30-0acc-73b8-ad91-ae99076a37ff", "title": "Houston Water Escape: Another Exception That Proves the Rule?", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/03/houston-water-escape-another-exception.html", "published_at": "2021-03-23T20:22:18+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc30-0acc-73b8-ad91-ae99084dc39e", "title": "In Blatant Power Grab, D.C. Circuit Tells Lawyers to Stop Using Garamond", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/03/power-grab-d-c-circuit-no-garamond.html", "published_at": "2021-03-19T12:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc30-0acc-73b8-ad91-ae9908a6d552", "title": "Moms Arrested for Hacking Cheerleading and Homecoming-Queen Competitions", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2021/03/moms-arrested-for-hacking-cheerleading-and-homecoming-queen-competitions.html", "published_at": "2021-03-17T12:12:00+00:00" } ] posts Claim your blog
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2022

The Best Brief Ever Written Is an Amicus Brief on Behalf of The Onionoriginal ↗
4 Oct 2022
Disgraced Lawyer’s Crocodile Shoes Sold for $1062original ↗
30 Sept 2022
California Supreme Court: We Don’t Think Bees Are Fishoriginal ↗
23 Sept 2022
California County Bans Wild Cow Milkingoriginal ↗
23 Sept 2022
Study: Bad Writing Makes Legal Documents Hard to Readoriginal ↗
17 Sept 2022
Nirvana Beats Former Baby’s Lawsuitoriginal ↗
8 Sept 2022
Assorted Stupidity #152original ↗
2 Sept 2022
Another Former President Moves to Intervene in Mar-a-Lago Caseoriginal ↗
31 Aug 2022
Man Wins 22-Year Fight Over 25-Cent Disputeoriginal ↗
24 Aug 2022
Did Congress Forgive All Your Debts by Passing a Law Nobody Knows About Because of 9/11?original ↗
18 Aug 2022
“Injured While Searching for Dead Bodies at Lake Mead?”original ↗
11 Aug 2022
Alex Jones’ Lawyers May Have Mistakenly Sent Evidence of Perjury to Opposing Counseloriginal ↗
3 Aug 2022
Last Salem Witch Finally Clearedoriginal ↗
29 Jul 2022
Assorted Stupidity #151original ↗
22 Jul 2022
Good Reason to Kill #77: Summoned Bigfoot to Kill You Firstoriginal ↗
13 Jul 2022
Court Holds That Practicing Law From a Jail Cell May Violate Some Ethics Rulesoriginal ↗
8 Jul 2022
PLEASE NOTE: Exhibits Must Be Defused Before Offering Them Into Evidenceoriginal ↗
5 Jul 2022
Does It Violate the Ethics Rules to Cheat on an Ethics Test?original ↗
29 Jun 2022
Lawyer’s Compilation of Brazil’s Tax Laws Weighs More Than Seven Tonsoriginal ↗
24 Jun 2022
Partisan Split in Montana Over Which District Gets to Be “District One”original ↗
16 Jun 2022
Auto Insurer May Have to Pay for Transmission That Allegedly Occurred in Back Seatoriginal ↗
11 Jun 2022
Court Says Bees Are Fishoriginal ↗
4 Jun 2022
Author of “How to Murder Your Husband” Convicted of Murdering Husbandoriginal ↗
27 May 2022
Parents Sue Their Son, Demanding Grandchild or $650,000 in Compensationoriginal ↗
18 May 2022
Legislator Regrets Appearing for Session via Zoom From Toilet Stalloriginal ↗
13 May 2022
Assorted Stupidity #150original ↗
6 May 2022
Iowa Cases No Longer Being Prosecuted by “Easter S. Bunny”original ↗
29 Apr 2022
Twenty-One-Octillion-Dollar Demand Still Not a Recordoriginal ↗
21 Apr 2022
Flatulent Barrister Loses Flatulence-Discrimination Caseoriginal ↗
14 Apr 2022
How to Avoid Jury Duty, #13: Say You Gotta See Your Sugar Daddy Every Dayoriginal ↗
8 Apr 2022
Motion to Go F*#& Yourselvesoriginal ↗
1 Apr 2022
Russian Lawmaker Says He Wants Alaska Backoriginal ↗
25 Mar 2022
THIS AGAIN (Hereinafter, “This”)original ↗
23 Mar 2022
Bill Would Authorize Letter of Marque and Reprisal to Whoever Will Steal Putin’s Yachtoriginal ↗
16 Mar 2022
Jury to Decide Whether Officers Have Qualified Immunity for Tasing a Guy in the Crotchoriginal ↗
11 Mar 2022
Man Charged With Driving Into House Three Times Explains That His “Foot Slipped”original ↗
4 Mar 2022
Canadian Vaccine Protesters Are Confused About the Law, Toooriginal ↗
24 Feb 2022
REMINDER: Choose an Alias That Doesn’t Already Appear on a Warrantoriginal ↗
18 Feb 2022
Court: “Kill Four People, That’s Grounds for Termination”original ↗
9 Feb 2022
Assorted Stupidity #149original ↗
2 Feb 2022
Judge Censured for Cane-Flinging Incidentoriginal ↗
28 Jan 2022
Italian High Court Holds Loud Toilet Violated Plaintiffs’ Human Rightsoriginal ↗
20 Jan 2022
Official State Crap: Indianaoriginal ↗
18 Jan 2022
Plaintiff Alleges He Didn’t Know Jets and Giants Play in New Jerseyoriginal ↗
13 Jan 2022
Scotland Reportedly Planning to Pardon All Witchesoriginal ↗
6 Jan 2022

2021

“I’m From Alabama,” Says Judge Explaining Why He Buried $100,000 in His Backyardoriginal ↗
20 Dec 2021
Assorted Stupidity #148original ↗
10 Dec 2021
Board Seems Reluctant to Allow Tiger Sanctuary in a Tent One Block From the Vegas Striporiginal ↗
7 Dec 2021
My Client “Had No Non-Lethal Options,” Says Lawyer for Cop Who Shot Wheelchair-Bound Man in the Backoriginal ↗
1 Dec 2021
Train Driver Sues to Recover 49-Cent Penaltyoriginal ↗
17 Nov 2021
Definition of Human Butt Debated During Cuomo Depositionoriginal ↗
12 Nov 2021
“No One Can Stop Me,” Says Lawyer About to Be Stoppedoriginal ↗
10 Nov 2021
Plaintiff Complains Pop-Tarts Less Healthy Than She Expectedoriginal ↗
3 Nov 2021
Consumer Alleged She Wanted Only Water From One Particular Mountain (Which May Not Exist)original ↗
28 Oct 2021
Plaintiff Alleges “Heart of the Himalayas” Is in India, Not Pakistan (It’s in Nepal)original ↗
22 Oct 2021
Chavez v. ‘Cause Y’all Took My Phones I Don’t Know Their Names (S.D.N.Y. 2021)original ↗
20 Oct 2021
Hopefully There Will Be No Winners in Lawsuit Against Psychicoriginal ↗
15 Oct 2021
UPDATED: Suspect in Assault Case Spends Two Days in Treeoriginal ↗
8 Oct 2021
Canadian Lawyers Want Person Not in Canada to Go There So They Can Kick Her Outoriginal ↗
8 Oct 2021
U.S. Army Special Ops Unit Assaulted by Ninjaoriginal ↗
7 Oct 2021
Missing Man Found in Search Party Looking for Himselforiginal ↗
30 Sept 2021
Lawyer Held in Contempt for Repeatedly Saying “Gadzooks” After Judge’s Rulingoriginal ↗
24 Sept 2021
Realtor Claims Home Not Sold Due to Compromising Paraphernalia of Sundry Sortsoriginal ↗
16 Sept 2021
Assorted Stupidity #147original ↗
10 Sept 2021
“Nevermind” Cover Baby Sues Nirvana for Showing Him Nakedoriginal ↗
2 Sept 2021
Suspect Who Fled Into Lake Pursued by Officer on Paddleboardoriginal ↗
31 Aug 2021
Sanctions Order Against Kraken Lawyers Weighs More Than a Poundoriginal ↗
26 Aug 2021
I Claim This Castle Under Article 61 of the Magna Carta, Says Idiotoriginal ↗
19 Aug 2021
German Fined 250,000 Euros for Unlicensed Panzeroriginal ↗
11 Aug 2021
Dead People Still Having Trouble Proving They’re Aliveoriginal ↗
4 Aug 2021
Assorted Stupidity #146original ↗
28 Jul 2021
Lawyer Apologizes for Putting Judge Under Surveillanceoriginal ↗
23 Jul 2021
Kraken-Releasing Lawyers Face Tough Questions in Federal Courtoriginal ↗
16 Jul 2021
Third Planet v. Crowne Plaza: Infinity War or Endgame?original ↗
7 Jul 2021
Official State Crap: Idahooriginal ↗
6 Jul 2021
Settlement in Flintstone-House Case Means 15-Foot Metal Dinosaurs Will Stayoriginal ↗
30 Jun 2021
Supreme Court Holds Cheerleaders Can Swear on Snapchatoriginal ↗
23 Jun 2021
“Hint of Lime” Case: It’s Not Crunch Berries, But It’s Closeoriginal ↗
17 Jun 2021
Assorted Stupidity #145original ↗
11 Jun 2021
Court Rejects Alleged Iguana-Killer’s “Stand Your Ground” Defenseoriginal ↗
2 Jun 2021
Alabama Nervously Decides to Lift Yoga Ban; Sponsor Notes There Are No “Yoga Police”original ↗
27 May 2021
Man Says He Can’t Come to the Office Because He Gets More Done at Home as Lord Vishnuoriginal ↗
21 May 2021
Man Claims to Be Four Kinds of Federal Agent During Single Traffic Stoporiginal ↗
18 May 2021
“Ludicrous” Defenses Rejected in Twisted Sister Copyright Caseoriginal ↗
14 May 2021
Plaintiff’s “Wide-Ranging” Demands: $32 Trillion, Audience With Queen, Swamp Cleaningoriginal ↗
12 May 2021
Barge Captains Caught After What You Might Call “Chases”original ↗
5 May 2021
Assorted Stupidity #144original ↗
30 Apr 2021
Woman Charged With Felony for Failing to Return Sabrina the Teenage Witchoriginal ↗
28 Apr 2021
Struck by Turtle, Initial Encounteroriginal ↗
23 Apr 2021
Couple Married Four Times in a Month to Get Four Paid Honeymoonsoriginal ↗
20 Apr 2021
A Farewell to Madofforiginal ↗
15 Apr 2021
Is It Legal to Shoot Fish With a Gun?original ↗
14 Apr 2021
Man Charged With Driving Stolen Car Appears for Zoom Hearing From Inside Another Stolen Caroriginal ↗
9 Apr 2021
Alabama Still Hasn’t Lifted Its Yoga Banoriginal ↗
7 Apr 2021
Alleged Arsonists Say They Set Fires to Get Rid of Snakesoriginal ↗
2 Apr 2021
Lawyer Who Said Disbarment Would Be “an Honor” Has Finally Been Honoredoriginal ↗
31 Mar 2021
Assorted Stupidity #143original ↗
26 Mar 2021
Houston Water Escape: Another Exception That Proves the Rule?original ↗
23 Mar 2021
In Blatant Power Grab, D.C. Circuit Tells Lawyers to Stop Using Garamondoriginal ↗
19 Mar 2021
Moms Arrested for Hacking Cheerleading and Homecoming-Queen Competitionsoriginal ↗
17 Mar 2021
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