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"id": "01a0bbf2-e5a9-739e-add0-738daaa6c8ac", "title": "Assorted Stupidity #156", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2023/07/assorted-stupidity-156.html", "published_at": "2023-07-14T23:11:47+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbf2-e5a9-739e-add0-738daae73e96", "title": "Canadian Legal Alert: Canoeing Under the Influence Is Now Illegal", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2023/07/canadian-legal-alert-cui.html", "published_at": "2023-07-07T20:49:58+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbf2-e5a9-739e-add0-738dabbe690a", "title": "Four David Sosas File Brief in Support of Fifth", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2023/06/four-david-sosas-support-fifth.html", "published_at": "2023-06-30T21:49:52+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbf2-e5a9-739e-add0-738dabf14856", "title": "I Guess We’ll Never Know Why These Severed Heads Are on Your Desk, Boss Says to Whistleblower", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2023/06/i-guess-well-never-know-about-these-heads-dale.html", "published_at": "2023-06-26T04:38:35+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbf2-e5a9-739e-add0-738dac83159d", "title": "Alabama Names Official State Cookie", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2023/06/alabama-names-official-state-cookie.html", "published_at": "2023-06-15T21:17:47+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbf5-c039-7032-aeca-aeb6e1dcc530", "title": "“I Really Regret the Matter,” Says Driver Fined $129K for Speeding", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2023/06/i-really-regret-the-matter-says-driver.html", "published_at": "2023-06-05T20:56:59+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbf5-c039-7032-aeca-aeb6e2517e71", "title": "Good Reason to Kill #78: Ate the Last Hot Pocket", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2023/05/good-reason-to-kill-78-ate-the-last-hot-pocket.html", "published_at": "2023-05-30T18:53:03+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbf5-c039-7032-aeca-aeb6e285b2ba", "title": "Bouncy-Castle King Gets 11 Years for Bouncy-Castle Arson", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2023/05/bouncy-castle-king-gets-11-years-for-bouncy-castle-arson.html", "published_at": "2023-05-22T06:44:18+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbf5-c039-7032-aeca-aeb6e297fbc4", "title": "Can You Claim a Reasonable Expectation of Privacy as a Guest If You Killed Your Hosts?", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2023/05/can-you-claim-reasonable-expectation-as-a-guest.html", "published_at": "2023-05-12T20:23:24+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbf5-c039-7032-aeca-aeb6e2d65abf", "title": "Assorted Stupidity #155", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2023/04/assorted-stupidity-155.html", "published_at": "2023-04-28T07:07:13+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbf8-a317-73a1-8d2e-e3815644f16c", "title": "Piano Man Convicted of Driving Piano While Under the Influence", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2023/04/piano-man-convicted-of-driving-piano.html", "published_at": "2023-04-24T20:40:04+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbf8-a317-73a1-8d2e-e38156de5cb0", "title": "Ninth Circuit Says Expressive Honking Not Protected by First Amendment", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2023/04/ninth-circuit-says-no-expressive-honking.html", "published_at": "2023-04-14T18:22:54+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbf8-a317-73a1-8d2e-e38157ce009a", "title": "Attorneys Required to Atone for Late Notice by Holding Up Signs in Courthouse Lobby", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2023/04/attorneys-required-to-atone-for-late-notice-by-holding-up-signs-in-courthouse-lobby.html", "published_at": "2023-04-05T21:44:29+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbf8-a317-73a1-8d2e-e38157d5bec3", "title": "HUGE LEGAL NEWS! Paltrow Wins $1 in Ski-Crash Trial", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2023/03/huge-legal-news-paltrow-wins-1-dollar.html", "published_at": "2023-03-31T22:42:25+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbf8-a317-73a1-8d2e-e38158930f51", "title": "Food Blogger Fined for Eating Great White Shark", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2023/03/food-blogger-fined-for-eating-great-white-shark.html", "published_at": "2023-03-24T05:58:12+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbfc-c0fc-7398-991c-ab7f2993b676", "title": "Plaintiff Alleges “Boneless Wings” Are Really Mislabeled Nuggets", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2023/03/plaintiff-alleges-boneless-wings-are-really-mislabeled-nuggets.html", "published_at": "2023-03-14T21:18:08+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbfc-c0fc-7398-991c-ab7f29edd238", "title": "Assorted Stupidity #154", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2023/03/assorted-stupidity-154.html", "published_at": "2023-03-03T22:21:51+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbfc-c0fc-7398-991c-ab7f2a2b2a91", "title": "Dogs Object to Bill Making It Illegal to Stick Their Heads Out of Car Windows", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2023/02/dogs-object-to-window-bill.html", "published_at": "2023-02-23T22:53:59+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbfc-c0fc-7398-991c-ab7f2b1d98e8", "title": "Bill Would Establish Official State Aroma", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2023/02/bill-would-establish-official-state-aroma.html", "published_at": "2023-02-16T07:31:17+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbfc-c0fc-7398-991c-ab7f2b9f1b0d", "title": "Montana Bill Would Ban Teaching Science", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2023/02/montana-bill-would-ban-teaching-science.html", "published_at": "2023-02-10T21:16:02+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbff-6eda-71b1-92e1-f67aa5490e2b", "title": "Defendant Sentenced to Law School", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2023/02/defendant-sentenced-to-law-school.html", "published_at": "2023-02-08T07:59:11+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbff-6eda-71b1-92e1-f67aa5ab9931", "title": "Judge: F-Word No Longer Has Sufficient “Shock Value” to Be a Problem at Work", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2023/02/judge-f-word-no-longer-has-sufficient-shock-value-to-be-a-problem-at-work.html", "published_at": "2023-02-01T22:53:08+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbff-6eda-71b1-92e1-f67aa5b64217", "title": "Canadian Democracy Survives Cinnamon-Bun Scandal", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2023/01/canadian-democracy-survives-cinnamon-bun-scandal.html", "published_at": "2023-01-26T07:44:27+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbff-6eda-71b1-92e1-f67aa5e18b60", "title": "UPDATE: Auto Insurer May Not Have to Pay for Back-Seat Transmission", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2023/01/update-auto-insurer-may-not-have-to-pay-for-back-seat-transmission.html", "published_at": "2023-01-17T05:17:21+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbff-6eda-71b1-92e1-f67aa6d66e7b", "title": "Congratulations on Not Catching Jack the Ripper", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2023/01/congratulations-on-not-catching-jack-the-ripper.html", "published_at": "2023-01-06T09:42:47+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc02-12a2-70ec-ac38-780114c19e6b", "title": "Surveillance-Camera Thief Captures Complete Record of His Crime", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2022/12/surveillance-camera-thief-films-crime.html", "published_at": "2022-12-16T21:37:23+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc02-12a2-70ec-ac38-7801159446d6", "title": "Assorted Stupidity #153", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2022/12/assorted-stupidity-153.html", "published_at": "2022-12-09T19:50:44+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc02-12a2-70ec-ac38-7801164680f4", "title": "French Court Recognizes Basic Human Right Not to Be “Fun”", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2022/12/french-court-recognizes-basic-human-right-not-to-be-fun.html", "published_at": "2022-12-02T07:48:56+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc02-12a2-70ec-ac38-780117013291", "title": "Lawsuit Claims Mac & Cheese May Take Seconds Longer to Make Than Promised", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2022/11/lawsuit-claims-mac-cheese-seconds-too-slow.html", "published_at": "2022-11-21T21:53:22+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc02-12a2-70ec-ac38-780117c4ec60", "title": "Suspect Claiming Mistaken Identity Says Someone Tattooed Him Without His Knowledge", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2022/11/suspect-claiming-mistaken-identity-says-tattooed.html", "published_at": "2022-11-15T20:13:38+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc04-99dd-73c8-ba1e-1501cfb455a6", "title": "Geoffrey Chaucer Cleared of Rape Allegation", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2022/11/geoffrey-chaucer-cleared-of-rape-allegation.html", "published_at": "2022-11-11T20:08:38+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc04-99dd-73c8-ba1e-1501d080b012", "title": "Balloonist’s Lawyer Says Ex-Parrots Died Simultaneously of Natural Causes", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2022/11/lawyer-says-ex-parrots-died-natural-causes.html", "published_at": "2022-11-04T07:46:48+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc04-99dd-73c8-ba1e-1501d14ecf30", "title": "Death at Shotgun Willie’s Delays Trial About Death at Shotgun Willie’s", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2022/10/death-at-shotgun-willies-delays-trial.html", "published_at": "2022-10-26T20:31:09+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc04-99dd-73c8-ba1e-1501d19beaf3", "title": "Are Honeybees “Dangerous Weapons”?", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2022/10/are-honeybees-a-dangerous-weapon.html", "published_at": "2022-10-21T11:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc04-99dd-73c8-ba1e-1501d2162440", "title": "“Motion to Halt the Madness” Granted in Part", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2022/10/motion-to-halt-the-madness-granted-in-part.html", "published_at": "2022-10-14T19:41:49+00:00" } ] posts Claim your blog
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2024

So Sean “Diddy” Combs Isn’t Having a Great Yearoriginal ↗
27 Sept 2024
RFK Jr. Falconry Followuporiginal ↗
23 Sept 2024
Drivers Won’t Yield to Pedestrian in Chicken Suitoriginal ↗
18 Sept 2024
Assorted Stupidity #164original ↗
13 Sept 2024
RFK Jr.’s Falconry Records Still Secret—For Noworiginal ↗
6 Sept 2024
Bubble-Blower Charged With “Littering Prohibited Fluids”original ↗
6 Sept 2024
Court Orders Martin Shkreli to Hand Over His Wu-Tang Clan Album (Again)original ↗
30 Aug 2024
RFK Jr. Expected to End Campaign After Questions Raised About Falconry Licenseoriginal ↗
23 Aug 2024
Judge Rejects RFK Jr.’s Claim to Be New York Resident, Despite Valid State Falconry Licenseoriginal ↗
16 Aug 2024
Man Pleads Guilty to Handling Salmon Under Suspicious Circumstancesoriginal ↗
9 Aug 2024
Juror Swears Oath on Cup of River Wateroriginal ↗
6 Aug 2024
Assorted Stupidity #163original ↗
26 Jul 2024
Mother Teresa Pleads Guilty to Ponzi Schemeoriginal ↗
24 Jul 2024
Attorney Held Not Quite Annoying Enough for Restraining Orderoriginal ↗
19 Jul 2024
Three-Page Limit Exceeded by 70original ↗
12 Jul 2024
“A Losing Argument Is Not the Same as a Frivolous One,” Except When It Isoriginal ↗
9 Jul 2024
Assorted Stupidity #162original ↗
21 Jun 2024
Suspended-License Case: More Complicated, Not Less Dumboriginal ↗
11 Jun 2024
Seventh Circuit: Please Don’t Use the “Twilight Zone” Font in Briefs Ever Againoriginal ↗
7 Jun 2024
Guy With Suspended License Takes Court Call on Zoom While Drivingoriginal ↗
31 May 2024
Priest Who Bit Woman During Mass Says She Had It Comingoriginal ↗
24 May 2024
“LOL, no,” Explainedoriginal ↗
23 May 2024
Guess Who’s Decided to Represent Himself?original ↗
18 May 2024
Noodler Guilty of Murdering Alleged Bigfoot-Summoneroriginal ↗
15 May 2024
This AI Garbage Bot Claimed It Was Thinking of Me the Other Dayoriginal ↗
10 May 2024
Assorted Stupidity #161original ↗
8 May 2024
“LOL, no.”original ↗
24 Apr 2024
Alleged de Armas Fans Get Nothing in Misleading-Trailer Lawsuitoriginal ↗
22 Apr 2024
O.J. Simpson Embarks on Long, Slow Bronco Ride Into Eternityoriginal ↗
12 Apr 2024
Are Chemtrails Spreading Across the Country? No, But Goofy Chemtrail Legislation Isoriginal ↗
9 Apr 2024
Dwarf Planet, Giant Slugoriginal ↗
5 Apr 2024
Tennessee Senate Votes to Ineffectively Ban Something That Doesn’t Existoriginal ↗
22 Mar 2024
Tribunal Dismisses Hotpot-Based Marital-Status-Discrimination Claimoriginal ↗
15 Mar 2024
Is Originalism Bullshit?original ↗
9 Mar 2024
Water-Escape-Attempt Rounduporiginal ↗
5 Mar 2024
Roadkill to Become Fair Game in Virginiaoriginal ↗
23 Feb 2024
Assorted Stupidity #160original ↗
16 Feb 2024
Florida Rep: This Bill Doesn’t Target All Bears, Just “the Ones That Are on Crack”original ↗
9 Feb 2024
High Noon in the Missouri Senate?original ↗
2 Feb 2024
Reminder: Lawyers Should Try Not to Sleep Through “Important Aspects of Trial”original ↗
26 Jan 2024
Nicholas Rossi’s World Tour Continues: Now Appearing in Utahoriginal ↗
19 Jan 2024
Feds Frown Upon Humorous Electronic Traffic Signsoriginal ↗
18 Jan 2024
Plaintiff Aghast That Her Peanut Butter Pumpkins HAD NO EYESoriginal ↗
12 Jan 2024
Former Fugitive Extradited, Briefly De-Trouseredoriginal ↗
9 Jan 2024
“I Hereby Swear to Hate Henry Symeonis, Whoever That Is.”original ↗
5 Jan 2024

2023

Ninth Circuit Revives Nevermind Cover Baby’s Frivolous Lawsuitoriginal ↗
27 Dec 2023
Assorted Stupidity #159original ↗
15 Dec 2023
Former Prisoner Arrested in “I Just Got Out of Prison” T-Shirt May Be Going Backoriginal ↗
6 Dec 2023
Federal Court Ends Dramatic Fight Over Meaning of “Double-Spaced”original ↗
28 Nov 2023
Italian Mom Gets Court Order to Evict Her Lazy Adult Sonsoriginal ↗
14 Nov 2023
An Old But Terrific Headlineoriginal ↗
9 Nov 2023
Alleged “Somerset Gimp” Ordered Not to Wriggle in Publicoriginal ↗
3 Nov 2023
Assorted Stupidity #158original ↗
27 Oct 2023
Bar Wants Fake Lawyer Prosecuted Even Though He (Reportedly) Won All His Casesoriginal ↗
20 Oct 2023
Sith Lord Who Stalked Queen Gets Nine Years for Treason; AI Girlfriend Not Chargedoriginal ↗
12 Oct 2023
Massachusetts May Make It Illegal to Give Your Robot a Gunoriginal ↗
4 Oct 2023
I Was in Spainoriginal ↗
2 Oct 2023
Coast Guard Arrests Guy Just Trying to Walk to London in a Floating Hamster Wheeloriginal ↗
8 Sept 2023
Assorted Stupidity #157original ↗
1 Sept 2023
Please Make a Note of the Planning Required for a Successful Water Escapeoriginal ↗
30 Aug 2023
“ChiefsAholic” Indicted for Robbing Banks to Fund ChiefAholismoriginal ↗
18 Aug 2023
Nicholas Rossi Will Be Extradited—or Will He?original ↗
16 Aug 2023
Yet More Unsuccessful Water Escapesoriginal ↗
8 Aug 2023
Court Tosses Lawsuit Claiming Mac & Cheese Took Too Long to Makeoriginal ↗
2 Aug 2023
Feds: Unlicensed Alien Guide Offered Gall Bladders and Women During Illegal Bear Huntoriginal ↗
28 Jul 2023
Assorted Stupidity #156original ↗
14 Jul 2023
Canadian Legal Alert: Canoeing Under the Influence Is Now Illegaloriginal ↗
7 Jul 2023
Four David Sosas File Brief in Support of Fifthoriginal ↗
30 Jun 2023
I Guess We’ll Never Know Why These Severed Heads Are on Your Desk, Boss Says to Whistlebloweroriginal ↗
26 Jun 2023
Alabama Names Official State Cookieoriginal ↗
15 Jun 2023
“I Really Regret the Matter,” Says Driver Fined $129K for Speedingoriginal ↗
5 Jun 2023
Good Reason to Kill #78: Ate the Last Hot Pocketoriginal ↗
30 May 2023
Bouncy-Castle King Gets 11 Years for Bouncy-Castle Arsonoriginal ↗
22 May 2023
Can You Claim a Reasonable Expectation of Privacy as a Guest If You Killed Your Hosts?original ↗
12 May 2023
Assorted Stupidity #155original ↗
28 Apr 2023
Piano Man Convicted of Driving Piano While Under the Influenceoriginal ↗
24 Apr 2023
Ninth Circuit Says Expressive Honking Not Protected by First Amendmentoriginal ↗
14 Apr 2023
Attorneys Required to Atone for Late Notice by Holding Up Signs in Courthouse Lobbyoriginal ↗
5 Apr 2023
HUGE LEGAL NEWS! Paltrow Wins $1 in Ski-Crash Trialoriginal ↗
31 Mar 2023
Food Blogger Fined for Eating Great White Sharkoriginal ↗
24 Mar 2023
Plaintiff Alleges “Boneless Wings” Are Really Mislabeled Nuggetsoriginal ↗
14 Mar 2023
Assorted Stupidity #154original ↗
3 Mar 2023
Dogs Object to Bill Making It Illegal to Stick Their Heads Out of Car Windowsoriginal ↗
23 Feb 2023
Bill Would Establish Official State Aromaoriginal ↗
16 Feb 2023
Montana Bill Would Ban Teaching Scienceoriginal ↗
10 Feb 2023
Defendant Sentenced to Law Schooloriginal ↗
8 Feb 2023
Judge: F-Word No Longer Has Sufficient “Shock Value” to Be a Problem at Workoriginal ↗
1 Feb 2023
Canadian Democracy Survives Cinnamon-Bun Scandaloriginal ↗
26 Jan 2023
UPDATE: Auto Insurer May Not Have to Pay for Back-Seat Transmissionoriginal ↗
17 Jan 2023
Congratulations on Not Catching Jack the Ripperoriginal ↗
6 Jan 2023

2022

Surveillance-Camera Thief Captures Complete Record of His Crimeoriginal ↗
16 Dec 2022
Assorted Stupidity #153original ↗
9 Dec 2022
French Court Recognizes Basic Human Right Not to Be “Fun”original ↗
2 Dec 2022
Lawsuit Claims Mac & Cheese May Take Seconds Longer to Make Than Promisedoriginal ↗
21 Nov 2022
Suspect Claiming Mistaken Identity Says Someone Tattooed Him Without His Knowledgeoriginal ↗
15 Nov 2022
Geoffrey Chaucer Cleared of Rape Allegationoriginal ↗
11 Nov 2022
Balloonist’s Lawyer Says Ex-Parrots Died Simultaneously of Natural Causesoriginal ↗
4 Nov 2022
Death at Shotgun Willie’s Delays Trial About Death at Shotgun Willie’soriginal ↗
26 Oct 2022
Are Honeybees “Dangerous Weapons”?original ↗
21 Oct 2022
“Motion to Halt the Madness” Granted in Partoriginal ↗
14 Oct 2022
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