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"https://www.loweringthebar.net/2025/04/dragon-lawyer-files-complaint-with-cartoon-dragon.html", "published_at": "2025-04-29T05:45:45+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bb9b-591d-7230-9a2f-c6adba9bf5e6", "title": "“Would You Be Surprised to Learn This Case Does Not Exist?”", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2025/04/counsel-would-you-be-surprised.html", "published_at": "2025-04-25T06:36:11+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bb9b-591d-7230-9a2f-c6adbb80178f", "title": "I Will at Least Concede That Nobody Needs More Than One Emotional-Support Tiger", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2025/04/i-will-at-least-concede-that-nobody-needs-more-than-one-emotional-support-tiger.html", "published_at": "2025-04-18T22:28:54+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bb9b-591d-7230-9a2f-c6adbbe861bc", "title": "U.S. Supreme Court Won’t Decide Who Owns Banana Taped to Wall", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2025/04/u-s-supreme-court-wont-decide-who-owns-banana-taped-to-wall.html", "published_at": "2025-04-11T20:16:59+00:00" }, 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"url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2025/03/arsonist-reportedly-on-fire.html", "published_at": "2025-03-11T19:48:48+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba1-4721-73ed-b066-d9ff8855cb56", "title": "Smoke Bombs, Flares Liven Up Parliament Session", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2025/03/smoke-bombs-flares-liven-up-parliament-session.html", "published_at": "2025-03-04T22:28:06+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba1-4721-73ed-b066-d9ff88dd9b08", "title": "Party Frowns on Members Punching Constituents", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2025/02/party-frowns-on-members-punching-constituents.html", "published_at": "2025-02-28T19:54:25+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba6-cf6a-71a0-a349-07fdf6b72f42", "title": "Court: DA’s Witchcraft Accusations Were a Bit Over the Line", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2025/02/court-das-witchcraft-accusations-were-a-bit-over-the-line.html", "published_at": "2025-02-21T22:48:37+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba6-cf6a-71a0-a349-07fdf77868a2", "title": "Husband’s Disability Claim Undermined by Evidence of Repeated Sasquatch Hunts", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2025/02/husbands-disability-claim-undermined-by-evidence-of-repeated-sasquatch-hunts.html", "published_at": "2025-02-13T22:14:23+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba6-cf6a-71a0-a349-07fdf7c7fd88", "title": "Puppet Master Turned Illegal Beagle Breeder Says He Ran Over Cops Because of “Emotions”", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2025/02/puppet-master-turned-illegal-beagle-breeder-says-he-ran-over-cops-because-of-emotions.html", "published_at": "2025-02-07T23:02:19+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba6-cf6a-71a0-a349-07fdf8221f2b", "title": "“Is This Some Sort of Joke?”", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2025/02/is-this-some-sort-of-joke.html", "published_at": "2025-02-05T19:14:06+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba6-cf6a-71a0-a349-07fdf9007300", "title": "Iowa Lawmaker Introduces Bill to Protect Iowans from Shark Bites in Iowa", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2025/01/iowa-lawmaker-introduces-bill-to-protect-iowans-from-shark-bites-in-iowa.html", "published_at": "2025-01-29T07:52:43+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbab-cf4d-7247-a934-ae94638d21bc", "title": "Judge Orders Lawyers to Have Lunch Together and Discuss “How They Can Act Professionally”", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2025/01/judge-orders-lawyers-to-have-lunch-together-and-discuss-how-they-can-act-professionally.html", "published_at": "2025-01-15T05:28:21+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbab-cf4d-7247-a934-ae94643c5dbe", "title": "Assorted Stupidity #166", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2025/01/assorted-stupidity-166.html", "published_at": "2025-01-10T19:25:50+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbab-cf4d-7247-a934-ae94647e9f8d", "title": "Dictator Reportedly Bans “Treasonous” Hot Dogs", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2025/01/dictator-reportedly-bans-treasonous-hot-dogs.html", "published_at": "2025-01-08T06:27:52+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbab-cf4d-7247-a934-ae9464e5a836", "title": "Goodbye, 2024", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2025/01/goodbye-2024.html", "published_at": "2025-01-03T22:59:08+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbab-cf4d-7247-a934-ae9464f5a1fe", "title": "Now Go Away or He Will Taunt You a Second Time", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2024/12/now-go-away-or-he-will-taunt-you-a-second-time.html", "published_at": "2024-12-19T19:39:23+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbb0-c624-7181-93fc-2c0ce1938bdb", "title": "Sovereign Citizens Convicted of Trying to Kidnap Coroner They Accused of Necromancy", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2024/12/sovereign-citizens-convicted-of-trying-to-kidnap-coroner-they-accused-of-necromancy.html", "published_at": "2024-12-13T22:58:57+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbb0-c624-7181-93fc-2c0ce275fa88", "title": "Many Still Insist on Trying to Flee Authorities via Water", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2024/12/many-still-insist-on-trying-to-flee-authorities-via-water.html", "published_at": "2024-12-06T21:27:39+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbb0-c624-7181-93fc-2c0ce32a2f05", "title": "Still No Lawsuit Against the Fake Colombian Basketball Team", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2024/11/still-no-lawsuit-against-the-fake-colombian-basketball-team.html", "published_at": "2024-11-22T23:01:30+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbb0-c624-7181-93fc-2c0ce3e9d05e", "title": "Insurer Thinks Bear Shown in Video Trashing Car Looks a Lot Like a Guy in a Bear Suit", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2024/11/insurer-thinks-that-might-be-a-bear-suit.html", "published_at": "2024-11-15T00:21:45+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbb0-c624-7181-93fc-2c0ce3f53710", "title": "Assorted Stupidity #165", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2024/11/assorted-stupidity-165.html", "published_at": "2024-11-08T22:59:59+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbb6-6b75-7149-bac3-e64bf214605b", "title": "WE DID IT!", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2024/11/we-did-it.html", "published_at": "2024-11-08T22:13:48+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbb6-6b75-7149-bac3-e64bf2ac5fb0", "title": "November Surprise! State Finally Releases RFK Jr.’s Falconry Records", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2024/11/november-surprise-state-finally-releases-rfk-jr-s-falconry-records.html", "published_at": "2024-11-05T21:18:36+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbb6-6b75-7149-bac3-e64bf35ee32f", "title": "House Advertised as “Not Haunted”", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2024/10/house-advertised-as-not-haunted.html", "published_at": "2024-11-01T00:24:38+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbb6-6b75-7149-bac3-e64bf394d25d", "title": "RFK Jr. Gets Nowhere With Residency Appeal", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2024/10/rfk-jr-gets-nowhere-with-residency-appeal.html", "published_at": "2024-10-25T06:31:53+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbb6-6b75-7149-bac3-e64bf45ba940", "title": "The Prisoner Formerly Known as Nicholas Rossi Finally Admits He Lied About His Identity", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2024/10/the-prisoner-formerly-known-as-nicholas-rossi-admits-lying.html", "published_at": "2024-10-17T17:35:33+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbbb-03cf-7073-81f4-3522c38c1b0b", "title": "Is It Legal to Import Sheep Testicles So You Can Breed Giant Alternative Livestock to Kill?", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2024/10/is-it-legal-to-import-sheep-alternative-livestock.html", "published_at": "2024-10-16T05:21:22+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbbb-03cf-7073-81f4-3522c39b76dc", "title": "Hawaii Makes the Shaka Its Official State Gesture", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2024/10/hawaii-makes-shaka-its-official-gesture.html", "published_at": "2024-10-14T21:54:14+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbbb-03cf-7073-81f4-3522c3afa03d", "title": "Woman Freed After Lab Confirms “Suspicious Residue” Was SpaghettiO Sauce", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2024/10/woman-freed-after-lab-confirms-suspicious-residue-was-spaghettio-sauce.html", "published_at": "2024-10-10T19:34:42+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbbb-03cf-7073-81f4-3522c3fe9da1", "title": "Cease-and-Desist Letter Fails to Prevent Competing “World Naked Bike Ride”", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2024/10/cease-and-desist-letter-fails-to-prevent-wnbr.html", "published_at": "2024-10-04T20:09:05+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbbb-03cf-7073-81f4-3522c45fc390", "title": "Alleged Tax Dodger Says It’s a “Legitimate Snail-Farming Operation”", "url": "https://www.loweringthebar.net/2024/10/alleged-tax-dodger-says-its-a-legitimate-snail-farming-operation.html", "published_at": "2024-10-01T18:41:33+00:00" } ] posts Claim your blog
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2026

Turns Out ChatGPT Can Fabricate More Than Just Case Laworiginal ↗
18 Sept 2026
Assorted Stupidity #175original ↗
11 Sept 2026
Author of “The Man Who Robbed a Bank With a Banana” Robs Bank With Bananaoriginal ↗
4 Sept 2026
Parking Company Apologizes to Formerly Dead Woman for $80 Ticketoriginal ↗
20 Aug 2026
RFK Jr. Claims He’s Not Allowed to Vote Because He Has “No Legal Residence”original ↗
14 Aug 2026
How Many Times Do I Have to Tell You? Anything You Type, Burgundy Will Readoriginal ↗
7 Aug 2026
Former Employee Sues Comcast Over Alleged Pie-in-the-Face Policyoriginal ↗
31 Jul 2026
Florida Bans Unnaturally Posed Stuffed Baby Crocodiliansoriginal ↗
23 Jul 2026
Church of Scientology Wants Someone Else Punished for Making Stuff Uporiginal ↗
17 Jul 2026
Official State Crap Update: California’s Official Shruboriginal ↗
10 Jul 2026
Nicholas Rossi Finally Extradited From Earthoriginal ↗
27 Jun 2026
A Note on the E-Mail Newsletteroriginal ↗
26 Jun 2026
Assorted Stupidity #174original ↗
19 Jun 2026
It Was Only a Matter of Time: *Both* Sides’ Lawyers Sanctioned for Using AIoriginal ↗
9 Jun 2026
Two More Lawyers Pay for Relying on Artificial “Intelligence”original ↗
5 Jun 2026
Good Reason to Kill #79: Disputed Seating at Kindergarten Graduationoriginal ↗
29 May 2026
ChatGPT Confesses to a Crime It Didn’t Commitoriginal ↗
20 May 2026
Under Haitian Law, Is It Illegal to Make a Zombie?original ↗
15 May 2026
Six-Month Sentence in Bee-Assault Caseoriginal ↗
1 May 2026
“The Mistake Will Not Recur [Until Two Sentences From Now]”original ↗
29 Apr 2026
Assorted Stupidity #173original ↗
24 Apr 2026
Sentences Handed Down in Bear-Suit-Insurance-Fraud Caseoriginal ↗
22 Apr 2026
Cat Blamed for Crimeoriginal ↗
17 Apr 2026
Still Illegal to Drive (a Horse) Under the Influence in Kentuckyoriginal ↗
3 Apr 2026
Official State Crap: Kansasoriginal ↗
30 Mar 2026
FEMA Official: Teleporting to Waffle House Was an “Incredible Adventure”original ↗
20 Mar 2026
Judge Prepares Slide Deck of Lawyer’s Mistakesoriginal ↗
11 Mar 2026
Assorted Stupidity #172original ↗
24 Feb 2026
U.S. Pat. No. 8,667,956: Controllable [Human] Launcheroriginal ↗
12 Feb 2026
In Memory of “Death v. Graves”original ↗
2 Feb 2026
Judge Finds for 11-Year-Old in Toy-Dinosaur-Assault Caseoriginal ↗
28 Jan 2026
New York State May Allow “Dancing by Default”original ↗
23 Jan 2026
Get Lost, 2025original ↗
13 Jan 2026

2025

Plaintiff Accuses St. Vincent of Negligent Stage-Divingoriginal ↗
29 Dec 2025
Assorted Stupidity #171original ↗
6 Dec 2025
First Alleged Space Crime … Didn’t Happenoriginal ↗
19 Nov 2025
Jury Deliberates in Sandwich-Assault Case [Update: Not Guilty]original ↗
6 Nov 2025
Okay, It Seems to Have Been Pretty Successfuloriginal ↗
31 Oct 2025
Was That Scuba Burglary a Successful Aquatic Escape?original ↗
24 Oct 2025
Nirvana Beats Former Baby’s Lawsuit (Again)original ↗
17 Oct 2025
Lawyers Say Chief Justice “Calm” Despite Flying Shoeoriginal ↗
7 Oct 2025
Court: Complaint That Spends 79 Pages Praising the Client Shall Be Rewrittenoriginal ↗
3 Oct 2025
Following Uporiginal ↗
26 Sept 2025
Assorted Stupidity #170original ↗
19 Sept 2025
Can You Get a DUI in a Barbie Jeep? Again, Yesoriginal ↗
9 Sept 2025
Yet More Aquatic Escape Attemptsoriginal ↗
5 Sept 2025
DUI Lawyer Promises to Swoop in Riding Mighty Eagleoriginal ↗
26 Aug 2025
Alleged Irish Orphan Convicted of Being American Rapistoriginal ↗
14 Aug 2025
In the Ancient Libraries of Ashurbanipaloriginal ↗
13 Aug 2025
Constitution Deletedoriginal ↗
7 Aug 2025
Sea-Cucumber Abuser to Be “Moved Far From the Sea for a Long Period of Time”original ↗
1 Aug 2025
Defendant Recruited Seven Actors to “Testify” in Fraud Trialoriginal ↗
24 Jul 2025
Assorted Stupidity #169original ↗
11 Jul 2025
Justice Harlan on Dirty Movies: “By Jove! Extraordinary!”original ↗
3 Jul 2025
Authorities Question Unlicensed Beaver Releasesoriginal ↗
27 Jun 2025
Man Forced to Concede His Lawyer Is “Not a Real Person”original ↗
20 Jun 2025
Drunken Mule-Rider Accused of Assault With Deadly Raccoonoriginal ↗
17 Jun 2025
Please Do Your Best Not to Appear in the “AI Hallucination Database”original ↗
6 Jun 2025
Idaho Passes Emergency Truck-Nuts Legislationoriginal ↗
2 Jun 2025
U.S. Supreme Court, 1795: FYI, You Guys Should Be Filing Briefsoriginal ↗
22 May 2025
Assorted Stupidity #168original ↗
16 May 2025
Plaintiffs Allegedly Struck by Prosthetic Leg Flung From Carnival Rideoriginal ↗
14 May 2025
Judge Tells Lawyers to Apologize for Screaming at Philadelphiaoriginal ↗
9 May 2025
“Real Live Flesh and Blood Man” Still Subject to Australian Laworiginal ↗
5 May 2025
“Dragon Lawyer” Files Complaint With Cartoon Dragonoriginal ↗
29 Apr 2025
“Would You Be Surprised to Learn This Case Does Not Exist?”original ↗
25 Apr 2025
I Will at Least Concede That Nobody Needs More Than One Emotional-Support Tigeroriginal ↗
18 Apr 2025
U.S. Supreme Court Won’t Decide Who Owns Banana Taped to Walloriginal ↗
11 Apr 2025
Assorted Stupidity #167original ↗
4 Apr 2025
Lawmaker Wants to Regulate Self-Checkout Lanesoriginal ↗
3 Apr 2025
Official State Crap: Iowaoriginal ↗
31 Mar 2025
President Threatened With Witchcraftoriginal ↗
21 Mar 2025
Arsonist Reportedly on Fireoriginal ↗
11 Mar 2025
Smoke Bombs, Flares Liven Up Parliament Sessionoriginal ↗
4 Mar 2025
Party Frowns on Members Punching Constituentsoriginal ↗
28 Feb 2025
Court: DA’s Witchcraft Accusations Were a Bit Over the Lineoriginal ↗
21 Feb 2025
Husband’s Disability Claim Undermined by Evidence of Repeated Sasquatch Huntsoriginal ↗
13 Feb 2025
Puppet Master Turned Illegal Beagle Breeder Says He Ran Over Cops Because of “Emotions”original ↗
7 Feb 2025
“Is This Some Sort of Joke?”original ↗
5 Feb 2025
Iowa Lawmaker Introduces Bill to Protect Iowans from Shark Bites in Iowaoriginal ↗
29 Jan 2025
Judge Orders Lawyers to Have Lunch Together and Discuss “How They Can Act Professionally”original ↗
15 Jan 2025
Assorted Stupidity #166original ↗
10 Jan 2025
Dictator Reportedly Bans “Treasonous” Hot Dogsoriginal ↗
8 Jan 2025
Goodbye, 2024original ↗
3 Jan 2025

2024

Now Go Away or He Will Taunt You a Second Timeoriginal ↗
19 Dec 2024
Sovereign Citizens Convicted of Trying to Kidnap Coroner They Accused of Necromancyoriginal ↗
13 Dec 2024
Many Still Insist on Trying to Flee Authorities via Wateroriginal ↗
6 Dec 2024
Still No Lawsuit Against the Fake Colombian Basketball Teamoriginal ↗
22 Nov 2024
Insurer Thinks Bear Shown in Video Trashing Car Looks a Lot Like a Guy in a Bear Suitoriginal ↗
15 Nov 2024
Assorted Stupidity #165original ↗
8 Nov 2024
WE DID IT!original ↗
8 Nov 2024
November Surprise! State Finally Releases RFK Jr.’s Falconry Recordsoriginal ↗
5 Nov 2024
House Advertised as “Not Haunted”original ↗
1 Nov 2024
RFK Jr. Gets Nowhere With Residency Appealoriginal ↗
25 Oct 2024
The Prisoner Formerly Known as Nicholas Rossi Finally Admits He Lied About His Identityoriginal ↗
17 Oct 2024
Is It Legal to Import Sheep Testicles So You Can Breed Giant Alternative Livestock to Kill?original ↗
16 Oct 2024
Hawaii Makes the Shaka Its Official State Gestureoriginal ↗
14 Oct 2024
Woman Freed After Lab Confirms “Suspicious Residue” Was SpaghettiO Sauceoriginal ↗
10 Oct 2024
Cease-and-Desist Letter Fails to Prevent Competing “World Naked Bike Ride”original ↗
4 Oct 2024
Alleged Tax Dodger Says It’s a “Legitimate Snail-Farming Operation”original ↗
1 Oct 2024
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