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The Bloggess – Like Mother Teresa, only better.
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2011
31 Aug 2011
30 Aug 2011
It’s Sunday, but I wrote all the really blasphemous stuff earlier in the week. I’d like that noted in my permanent record.original ↗
28 Aug 2011
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6 Aug 2011
6 Aug 2011
1 Aug 2011
31 Jul 2011
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27 Jul 2011
In fairness though, calling it “catvertising” was a pretty brilliant idea. Still suing though.original ↗
27 Jul 2011
23 Jul 2011
21 Jul 2011
I like how the only thing they actually question here is that I probably wanted to “infect” the cobras before mailing them to people.original ↗
12 Jul 2011
5 Jul 2011
30 Jun 2011
28 Jun 2011
18 Jun 2011
UPDATED: I envy those people who don’t automatically assume that their surprise party is an intervention.original ↗
15 Jun 2011
9 Jun 2011
I was paid for this post, but possibly with money stolen from cats who have better documentation than mine.original ↗
3 Jun 2011
30 May 2011
I’m also getting a lot of spam insults from foreign robots. Which is sad, because this is probably going to put a lot of local trolls out of business.original ↗
29 May 2011
19 May 2011
16 May 2011
11 May 2011
I don’t know what size it should be but it should probably say “Get this fucking t-shirt off me, you asshole”.original ↗
8 May 2011
I’m not even sure what the point of buying a cat with thumbs was if they aren’t going to help you take down the Christmas treeoriginal ↗
5 May 2011
27 Apr 2011
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6 Apr 2011
I also pointed out that that was the tiniest bull penis I’d ever seen and Victor implied that I was “just spoiled”. I’m not entirely sure how to take that one.original ↗
2 Apr 2011
I’d also want him to shoot me in the face for the good of humanity. It’s not *all* vanity, people.original ↗
28 Mar 2011
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12 Mar 2011
Flea markets are frightening places but you can find very cheap tea towels that you can later use as blankets.original ↗
8 Mar 2011
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23 Feb 2011