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2012

Bring your own flask. Or don’t. Depends on your parenting ideas, I guess.original ↗
31 Mar 2012
I never dug up a human corpseoriginal ↗
28 Mar 2012
Grossest analogy everoriginal ↗
27 Mar 2012
Feeling a bit like death warmed overoriginal ↗
26 Mar 2012
Research scientists are the best at self-controloriginal ↗
25 Mar 2012
UDATED! FREAKING. OUT.original ↗
21 Mar 2012
UPDATED: Excerpt of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoiroriginal ↗
19 Mar 2012
Dr Pants! Like Doctor Who, but with more pants and less time-traveling.original ↗
17 Mar 2012
UPDATED: Don’t let my hands falling off be in vain.original ↗
16 Mar 2012
EVERYBODY WINSoriginal ↗
15 Mar 2012
Wil Wheaton’s house, I AM IN YOUoriginal ↗
13 Mar 2012
And that’s how you know you’re in Texasoriginal ↗
11 Mar 2012
Unicorn Success Cluboriginal ↗
7 Mar 2012
Really, Ferris?original ↗
6 Mar 2012
I can’t be the only one who fucks up lyrics this badly.original ↗
4 Mar 2012
USE YOUR IVAGINATIONoriginal ↗
2 Mar 2012
Normal squirrels don’t sit like that. Just saying.original ↗
28 Feb 2012
UPDATED X 7: YOU’RE RUINING NATHAN FILLION FOR ME, NATHAN FILLION. Alternate title: But I forgive you.original ↗
26 Feb 2012
I have a problemoriginal ↗
26 Feb 2012
UPDATED: Those are fighting words, internetoriginal ↗
24 Feb 2012
Dreams are assholesoriginal ↗
23 Feb 2012
And then all of my fingers fell offoriginal ↗
21 Feb 2012
And then I became a recurring comic book character. Someone send me my geek card.original ↗
20 Feb 2012
Juanita in carboniteoriginal ↗
19 Feb 2012
UPDATED: Weasel algebraoriginal ↗
15 Feb 2012
Dear Wil Wheaton: I believe this is relevant to your interestsoriginal ↗
14 Feb 2012
Her name is Juanita. Juanita Weasel. Unless you can think of something better.original ↗
13 Feb 2012
Where I wasoriginal ↗
13 Feb 2012
And that’s why I can’t get any work done. That and the fact that Doctor Who is on.original ↗
9 Feb 2012
Robot tigers or Robobcats? I’m leaning toward the latter simply because they’d be easier to put in your carry-on luggage.original ↗
7 Feb 2012
This candle-stick needs an intervention.original ↗
5 Feb 2012
UPDATED X 2: Lost in translationoriginal ↗
2 Feb 2012
The end. And the beginningoriginal ↗
31 Jan 2012
The traveling red dress revisitedoriginal ↗
29 Jan 2012
Advanced cooking lessonsoriginal ↗
28 Jan 2012
And then I became a grown-up. By eating a grown-up. Or hiring a grown-up. One of those.original ↗
26 Jan 2012
UPDATED: The post where I make it up to you. And then make things worse. And then apologize again.original ↗
23 Jan 2012
Where I was this week…original ↗
21 Jan 2012
There is no process. There is no spoon. I had to eat my soup with a ladle.original ↗
19 Jan 2012
Me and Vader, fighting together. Weird.original ↗
18 Jan 2012
These puppies aren’t my faultoriginal ↗
17 Jan 2012
I’m sort of freaking out right now.original ↗
14 Jan 2012
These are just two of my favorite thingsoriginal ↗
13 Jan 2012
https://thebloggess.com/2012/01/13/13266/original ↗
13 Jan 2012
How to make your husband think you’re a witchoriginal ↗
12 Jan 2012
END SOPA. Or stop it. Or reverse it. Whichever is most accurateoriginal ↗
11 Jan 2012
Paper dolls, red dresses and nipple concealersoriginal ↗
9 Jan 2012
Wow.original ↗
3 Jan 2012
The fight goes on.original ↗
2 Jan 2012

2011

New Year’s Eveoriginal ↗
31 Dec 2011
Tightrope walkeroriginal ↗
29 Dec 2011
Book stores are like very sensitive girl friends.original ↗
29 Dec 2011
Watching Doctor Who is like learning a strange new language you can’t stop speakingoriginal ↗
28 Dec 2011
Best Christmas Card Everoriginal ↗
26 Dec 2011
A toast to you.original ↗
24 Dec 2011
UPDATED: Weekly wrap up in the middle of the weekoriginal ↗
22 Dec 2011
My neighbor is a woman of few words, but a surprising array of shocked facial expressions.original ↗
21 Dec 2011
The most fascinating dinner party IN THE WORLDoriginal ↗
16 Dec 2011
Are there sweeter words?original ↗
15 Dec 2011
Well that was disappointing.original ↗
14 Dec 2011
My cat ruined Christmas and this post.original ↗
11 Dec 2011
This isn’t necessarily a real postoriginal ↗
7 Dec 2011
https://thebloggess.com/2011/12/07/12887/original ↗
7 Dec 2011
The James Garfield Christmas (And Hanukah) Miracle Returns. Sort of.original ↗
4 Dec 2011
#OCCUPYCOLBERT (UPDATED)original ↗
30 Nov 2011
UPDATED: I was just on Nightline and I didn’t even kill anyone. That anybody is aware of, at least.original ↗
29 Nov 2011
Someone find me a tattoo parlororiginal ↗
27 Nov 2011
It’s like a hoodie. But with fangs.original ↗
24 Nov 2011
My cat has terrible handwritingoriginal ↗
20 Nov 2011
God and Jesus. It’s like when your parents get on Facebook.original ↗
18 Nov 2011
SOMEONE GET ME A LAWYER. And a sandwich. And a sandwich for my lawyer, because I don’t like to share my food.original ↗
14 Nov 2011
https://thebloggess.com/2011/11/14/12633/original ↗
14 Nov 2011
Ancient Burial Airportoriginal ↗
9 Nov 2011
Let’s Pretend This Never Happenedoriginal ↗
4 Nov 2011
I’m out of the hole.original ↗
30 Oct 2011
The Haunted Dollhouseoriginal ↗
27 Oct 2011
Phone kooziesoriginal ↗
25 Oct 2011
https://thebloggess.com/2011/10/25/12473/original ↗
25 Oct 2011
AND THEN I SAW A SASQUATCH ON THE ROADoriginal ↗
23 Oct 2011
My cat is alive and makes me feel like an assholeoriginal ↗
20 Oct 2011
https://thebloggess.com/2011/10/20/12416/original ↗
20 Oct 2011
I’m helping. Also, I might be arrested.original ↗
17 Oct 2011
That’s why I’m not allowed to be here unsupervised.original ↗
12 Oct 2011
And now for something completely ridiculousoriginal ↗
9 Oct 2011
UPDATED: And then the PR guy called me “a fucking bitch”. I can’t even make this shit up.original ↗
7 Oct 2011
No one makes cards for this. But they should.original ↗
6 Oct 2011
UPDATED: MISSING.original ↗
4 Oct 2011
Be kind. Or be cut. It’s really up to you.original ↗
2 Oct 2011
It’s hard to rattle Texans.original ↗
29 Sept 2011
Let’s call the whole thing off.original ↗
28 Sept 2011
This isn’t a real post. It’s just something cool I liked.original ↗
26 Sept 2011
I apologize for being so damn depressing on twitter this weekoriginal ↗
25 Sept 2011
Victor refuses to open anything addressed to me anymoreoriginal ↗
23 Sept 2011
I have no fucking idea what I’m doing (UPDATED: I still have no fucking idea what I’m doing, but I feel much better about it.)original ↗
20 Sept 2011
I think I need some vampire blood for my cat.original ↗
18 Sept 2011
And then the stars of Portlandia renewed my faith in America. Even though they might be Canadian. I should probably check Wikipedia.original ↗
16 Sept 2011
UPDATED ~ Dear Portlandia: Really?original ↗
13 Sept 2011
I am molding the minds of today’s youth. And by “molding” I mean “probably damaging”.original ↗
9 Sept 2011
An open letter to lots of people I’ve accidentally offendedoriginal ↗
8 Sept 2011
It kind of feels like a hollow victoryoriginal ↗
5 Sept 2011
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