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Yes, Absolutely.", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/07/is-this-really-worth-losing-friends.html", "published_at": "2018-07-02T14:20:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde6-79db-738c-b975-ba1378ba3292", "title": "I Put the Yak in Kayak", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/07/i-put-yak-in-kayak.html", "published_at": "2018-07-02T05:43:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde6-79db-738c-b975-ba13799f5b81", "title": "Why Are We Here?", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/06/why-are-we-here.html", "published_at": "2018-06-29T13:43:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde6-79db-738c-b975-ba137a60c194", "title": "Do Not Despair! Your Country Needs You", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/06/do-not-despair-your-country-needs-you.html", "published_at": "2018-06-28T14:46:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde6-79db-738c-b975-ba137acdeb8c", "title": "The Cottonwood Tree Money Shot", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/06/the-cottonwood-tree-money-shot.html", "published_at": "2018-06-27T14:46:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde6-79db-738c-b975-ba137bacb4f2", "title": "Calling NYC 311 About a Downed Tree at 3:22 a.m. with My Dad in the Car Went as Expected", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/06/calling-nyc-311-about-downed-tree-at.html", "published_at": "2018-06-25T08:49:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde6-79db-738c-b975-ba137bb37383", "title": "No Time to Hate", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/06/no-time-to-hate.html", "published_at": "2018-06-22T23:04:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde6-79db-738c-b975-ba137bd07ef4", "title": "This is All Very Black and White", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/06/this-is-all-very-black-and-white.html", "published_at": "2018-06-20T13:50:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde6-79db-738c-b975-ba137cc91046", "title": "Y2Kray", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/06/y2kray.html", "published_at": "2018-06-18T13:28:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde6-79db-738c-b975-ba137d100f20", "title": "The End of Mystery", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/06/the-end-of-mystery.html", "published_at": "2018-06-15T19:17:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde6-79db-738c-b975-ba137d60ceae", "title": "Summiting Denali with Isaac is an Insurmountable #LifeGoal", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/06/summiting-denali-with-isaac-is.html", "published_at": "2018-06-14T14:16:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde6-79db-738c-b975-ba137e5cd10a", "title": "Open Letter to Senators Murkowski and Sullivan on ICE Family Separations", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/06/open-letter-to-senators-murkowski-and.html", "published_at": "2018-06-12T14:09:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde6-79db-738c-b975-ba137e86b812", "title": "Dog Shit is Legit the Unofficial Mascot of Juneau", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/06/dog-shit-is-legit-unofficial-mascot-of.html", "published_at": "2018-06-11T19:03:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde6-79db-738c-b975-ba137f745db0", "title": "The Planet Earth Series Finale is Gonna Be Lit AF, Y'all!", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/06/the-planet-earth-series-finale-is-gonna.html", "published_at": "2018-06-10T18:32:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde6-79db-738c-b975-ba138053fde7", "title": "The Lines We Draw", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/06/the-lines-we-draw.html", "published_at": "2018-06-08T17:37:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde6-79db-738c-b975-ba13809174d7", "title": "A Great Euphemism and Alaskan Metaphor in One Short, Stupid Story", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/06/a-great-euphemism-and-alaskan-metaphor.html", "published_at": "2018-06-06T13:56:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde6-79db-738c-b975-ba1380b66147", "title": "The Correct Lyrics to God Bless America According to Trump", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/06/the-correct-lyrics-to-god-bless-america.html", "published_at": "2018-06-05T23:57:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde6-79db-738c-b975-ba13811597f0", "title": "The Death Toll in Puerto Rico Was 72x More Than Trump Said and Also He Wants to Pardon His Own Crimes", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/06/the-death-toll-in-puerto-rico-was-72x.html", "published_at": "2018-06-04T14:03:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde8-de12-7121-99a2-292c7c0af347", "title": "Would I Be Living My Best Life in a Snuggie Dress from Instagram?", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/06/would-i-be-living-my-best-life-in.html", "published_at": "2018-06-03T14:27:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde8-de12-7121-99a2-292c7c4f87f0", "title": "So I Guess My Mom Just Carries Around Naloxone Now?", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/06/so-i-guess-my-mom-just-carries-around.html", "published_at": "2018-06-01T13:26:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde8-de12-7121-99a2-292c7c5e843c", "title": "The Most Alaska Text Ever", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/the-most-alaska-text-ever.html", "published_at": "2018-06-01T03:31:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde8-de12-7121-99a2-292c7cc3fc78", "title": "These Two Tweets are Going Down in Histor—", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/these-two-tweets-are-going-down-in.html", "published_at": "2018-05-31T00:56:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde8-de12-7121-99a2-292c7db0e7fc", "title": "I Just Want a Sensory Deprivation Chamber in My House is That Too Much to Ask?!", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/i-just-want-sensory-deprivation-chamber.html", "published_at": "2018-05-30T03:57:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde8-de12-7121-99a2-292c7e808389", "title": "Do You See How it Happens Now?", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/do-you-see-how-it-happens-now.html", "published_at": "2018-05-28T18:23:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde8-de12-7121-99a2-292c7edf23b3", "title": "Inside My Head During a Ballet Recital of 10 Seven Year-Olds Dancing to Take My Breath Away", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/inside-my-head-during-ballet-recital-of.html", "published_at": "2018-05-27T17:18:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde8-de12-7121-99a2-292c7f1290d8", "title": "These Old Timey Tobacco Ads are Giving Me LIFE Right Now!", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/these-old-timey-tobacco-ads-are-giving.html", "published_at": "2018-05-26T17:41:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde8-de12-7121-99a2-292c7f683bb5", "title": "The NFL Embodies Nearly Everything I Loathe About Society Right Now", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/the-nfl-embodies-nearly-everything-i.html", "published_at": "2018-05-23T19:18:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde8-de12-7121-99a2-292c801a58cc", "title": "The White House Sinkhole is the Sign from Satan America Has Been Waiting For!", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/the-white-house-sinkhole-is-sign-from.html", "published_at": "2018-05-23T06:06:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde8-de12-7121-99a2-292c8057b2dc", "title": "David Beckham at the Royal Wedding is My Confidencespiraton", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/david-beckham-at-royal-wedding-is-my.html", "published_at": "2018-05-21T13:54:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde8-de12-7121-99a2-292c81116a37", "title": "Going Down With the First Wave", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/going-down-with-first-wave.html", "published_at": "2018-05-20T05:18:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde8-de12-7121-99a2-292c81a54158", "title": "Lord of the Seawalk, Hear My Prayer for Unity!", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/lord-of-seawalk-hear-my-prayer-for-unity.html", "published_at": "2018-05-18T14:49:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde8-de12-7121-99a2-292c821d69f0", "title": "Walking with Isaac", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/walking-with-isaac.html", "published_at": "2018-05-17T14:07:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde8-de12-7121-99a2-292c82f6095a", "title": "The President of the United States Called Undocumented People Animals Today", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/the-president-of-united-states-called.html", "published_at": "2018-05-16T23:59:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde8-de12-7121-99a2-292c832a5e48", "title": "I Have Tried and Failed to Muster a Fuck About the Royal Wedding", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/i-have-tried-and-failed-to-muster-fuck.html", "published_at": "2018-05-16T05:21:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde8-de12-7121-99a2-292c83bea157", "title": "Transcript of the Trump-Hannity Nightly Phone Call", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/transcript-of-trump-hannity-nightly.html", "published_at": "2018-05-14T14:12:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde8-de12-7121-99a2-292c84b61d6d", "title": "Mom Macabre", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/mom-macabre.html", "published_at": "2018-05-14T03:25:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde8-de12-7121-99a2-292c85623a7b", "title": "Maria Montessori is Helping Isaac Find His Inner Bro", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/maria-montessori-is-helping-isaac-find.html", "published_at": "2018-05-12T17:15:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde8-de12-7121-99a2-292c859f59d0", "title": "I Will Not Be Fully Woke Until Every Square Inch of My Body is Covered in Glitter", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/i-will-not-be-fully-woke-until-every.html", "published_at": "2018-05-11T17:14:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde8-de12-7121-99a2-292c862fe68b", "title": "You Know You Are on an In-State Alaska Airlines Flight When ...", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/you-know-you-are-on-in-state-alaska.html", "published_at": "2018-05-10T05:26:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde8-de12-7121-99a2-292c8684138c", "title": "Beware the Flexing of Performative Wokeness", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/beware-flexing-of-performative-wokeness.html", "published_at": "2018-05-08T07:30:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde8-de12-7121-99a2-292c86fd62a6", "title": "A Realistic Sex Robot for Incels", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/a-realistic-sex-robot-for-incels.html", "published_at": "2018-05-06T17:06:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde8-de12-7121-99a2-292c87f81fca", "title": "Richard Marx vs. Karl Marx: A Comparative Study", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/richard-marx-vs-karl-marx-comparative.html", "published_at": "2018-05-05T17:49:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde8-de12-7121-99a2-292c88cdaccd", "title": "The Brat Pack and Dirty Dancing are Now Precious Moments Figurine Collectibles and I Maybe Just Crapped My Adult Diaper", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/the-brat-pack-and-dirty-dancing-are-now.html", "published_at": "2018-05-05T00:35:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bded-186e-705d-abcf-9c4c0f2140b0", "title": "The Ridonks Bond", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/the-ridonks-bond.html", "published_at": "2018-05-04T07:40:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bded-186e-705d-abcf-9c4c100f8008", "title": "Sorry About Meltdown Mode", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/sorry-about-meltdown-mode.html", "published_at": "2018-05-03T12:22:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bded-186e-705d-abcf-9c4c10503bb8", "title": "What is the Right Firearm to Trade for a Wedding Dress?", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/05/what-is-right-firearm-to-trade-for.html", "published_at": "2018-05-02T07:06:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bded-186e-705d-abcf-9c4c1133c5f5", "title": "Our Free Press Has a Big Accountability/Credibility Problem", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/our-free-press-has-big.html", "published_at": "2018-04-30T14:55:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bded-186e-705d-abcf-9c4c11ca0d4f", "title": "The Porta Potty is the High Dive of Potties", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/the-porta-potty-is-high-dive-of-potties.html", "published_at": "2018-04-29T18:07:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bded-186e-705d-abcf-9c4c12af80d7", "title": "I Give Exactly Zero Fucks About Carpet, Despite Having a Vagina", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/i-give-exactly-zero-fucks-about-carpet.html", "published_at": "2018-04-29T05:27:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bded-186e-705d-abcf-9c4c139835b9", "title": "A Critical Thread on the White Supremacist Origins of Trumpism", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/a-critical-thread-on-white-supremacist.html", "published_at": "2018-04-28T01:56:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bded-186e-705d-abcf-9c4c13a97f8d", "title": "The #BooHoo Movement is Underway", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/the-boohoo-movement-is-underway.html", "published_at": "2018-04-26T12:22:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bded-186e-705d-abcf-9c4c1433af2c", "title": "Consplaining the Self Incrimination Clause of the Fifth Amendment", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/consplaining-self-incrimination-clause.html", "published_at": "2018-04-26T00:04:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bded-186e-705d-abcf-9c4c144882ea", "title": "Who Said It: An Alaskan or a Mushroom?", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/who-said-it-alaskan-or-mushroom.html", "published_at": "2018-04-25T13:31:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bded-186e-705d-abcf-9c4c14c06eb8", "title": "Childbirth: Princess vs. Plebe", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/childbirth-princess-vs-plebe.html", "published_at": "2018-04-24T12:47:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bded-186e-705d-abcf-9c4c1544cd8f", "title": "Are You Mad at Me?", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/are-you-mad-at-me.html", "published_at": "2018-04-23T14:01:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bded-186e-705d-abcf-9c4c15c91ea0", "title": "James Woods is a Heretofore Unknown Level of Stupid", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/james-woods-is-heretofore-unknown-level.html", "published_at": "2018-04-23T00:47:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bded-186e-705d-abcf-9c4c15ddb8b8", "title": "The 4/20 Haggadah: The Four Questions and the 10 Plagues of NoCal", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/the-420-haggadah-four-questions-and-10.html", "published_at": "2018-04-22T01:39:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bded-186e-705d-abcf-9c4c1654fc7f", "title": "Transcript of Semi-Awkward Period Convo With My 10 Year-Old Daughter", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/transcript-of-semi-awkward-period-convo.html", "published_at": "2018-04-20T19:01:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bded-186e-705d-abcf-9c4c1727f146", "title": "Do Flies Like to Blow Their Load? Science Says Yes!", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/do-flies-like-to-blow-their-load.html", "published_at": "2018-04-20T00:39:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bded-186e-705d-abcf-9c4c1752db21", "title": "The REAL Recipe for the Alaska Cocktail", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/the-real-recipe-for-alaska-cocktail.html", "published_at": "2018-04-19T00:20:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bded-186e-705d-abcf-9c4c17ad1eea", "title": "My Teen Spinach is Acting Up Again", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/my-teen-spinach-is-acting-up-again.html", "published_at": "2018-04-17T15:56:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bded-186e-705d-abcf-9c4c185fc5a5", "title": "The Aggression of this Chocolate Bar Will Not Stand!", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/the-aggression-of-this-chocolate-bar.html", "published_at": "2018-04-16T21:58:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bded-186e-705d-abcf-9c4c1871b31a", "title": "These Two Sentences Are Why We Are Totally Fucked", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/these-two-sentences-are-why-we-are.html", "published_at": "2018-04-14T21:51:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bded-186e-705d-abcf-9c4c18d043bb", "title": "Lower 48 Re-Entry Syndrome", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/lower-48-re-entry-syndrome.html", "published_at": "2018-04-13T07:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bded-186e-705d-abcf-9c4c18d07f2c", "title": "You Robbed a Bank for Me", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/you-robbed-bank-for-me.html", "published_at": "2018-04-12T16:20:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bded-186e-705d-abcf-9c4c18f98298", "title": "Not Sure My Kids Got the Memo About National Siblings Day", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/not-sure-my-kids-got-memo-about.html", "published_at": "2018-04-10T14:04:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bded-186e-705d-abcf-9c4c1970c92c", "title": "This Woman is Getting Rich Off Fancy Ice Cubes and Yes, I Am Fully Evacuating the Planet Right Now", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/this-woman-is-getting-rich-off-fancy.html", "published_at": "2018-04-09T14:07:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bded-186e-705d-abcf-9c4c19ce1228", "title": "Depression is a Legitimate and Serious Illness", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/depression-is-legitimate-and-serious.html", "published_at": "2018-04-09T02:20:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bdff-4896-714a-898a-5b9cf9b7f207", "title": "I Want to Punch the Impostor Complex in the Throat", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/i-want-to-punch-impostor-complex-in.html", "published_at": "2018-04-06T13:41:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bdff-4896-714a-898a-5b9cf9f37bb9", "title": "Top 20 Juneau All Points Bulletins on Social Media", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/top-20-juneau-all-points-bulletins-on.html", "published_at": "2018-04-05T14:03:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bdff-4896-714a-898a-5b9cfaab715c", "title": "Ladies, This is the Vaginal Secretion Sweetener You Did Not Know You Needed!", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/ladies-this-is-vaginal-secretion.html", "published_at": "2018-04-04T14:13:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bdff-4896-714a-898a-5b9cfb66c799", "title": "Wells Fargo Gotsts Some Balls for Standards Right Here", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/wells-fargo-gotsts-some-balls-for.html", "published_at": "2018-04-03T13:41:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bdff-4896-714a-898a-5b9cfb7782c3", "title": "Happy Easter Juneau! Donnie Darko the Easter Bunny Will Haunt Your Nightmares", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/04/happy-easter-juneau-donnie-darko-easter.html", "published_at": "2018-04-01T10:49:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bdff-4896-714a-898a-5b9cfbdf4910", "title": "Telling Me to Love Myself is Actually Really Bad Advice", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/03/telling-me-to-love-myself-is-actually.html", "published_at": "2018-03-31T18:01:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bdff-4896-714a-898a-5b9cfc7b8c22", "title": "If You Throw Shade at the Cadbury Creme Egg You are Dead to Me!", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/03/if-you-throw-shade-at-cadbury-creme-egg.html", "published_at": "2018-03-30T23:43:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bdff-4896-714a-898a-5b9cfd6fd048", "title": "Come On, Baby. Why You Gotta Be Like That?: An Apology Tour by Mark Zuckerberg", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/03/come-on-baby-why-you-gotta-be-like-that.html", "published_at": "2018-03-30T00:24:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bdff-4896-714a-898a-5b9cfe1f6cf0", "title": "Texting With the Void", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/03/texting-with-void.html", "published_at": "2018-03-28T13:43:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bdff-4896-714a-898a-5b9cfecc415c", "title": "The Lyle Lanley of Hypnosis is Coming to Juneau and He Wants to Snatch Your Dollars for Nothing", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/03/the-lyle-lanley-of-hypnosis-is-coming.html", "published_at": "2018-03-27T12:45:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bdff-4896-714a-898a-5b9cffc3aef4", "title": "Can Anyone Help Get a Bunny Stoned?", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/03/can-anyone-help-get-bunny-stoned.html", "published_at": "2018-03-25T20:41:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bdff-4896-714a-898a-5b9d0011594f", "title": "Deep Thoughts: Is Squiggles the Frog Happy? And Does it Matter?", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/03/deep-thoughts-is-squiggles-frog-happy.html", "published_at": "2018-03-24T23:19:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bdff-4896-714a-898a-5b9d0072ffca", "title": "More FAQ on O.H.M.", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/03/more-faq-on-ohm.html", "published_at": "2018-03-23T14:15:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bdff-4896-714a-898a-5b9d013c5a56", "title": "Eating the Booty Like Groceries is Apparently Fully Mainstream and I Am Shook", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/03/eating-booty-like-groceries-is.html", "published_at": "2018-03-23T00:36:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bdff-4896-714a-898a-5b9d01faf642", "title": "6 Songs I Never Want My 10 Year-Old Daughter to Hear", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/03/6-songs-i-never-want-my-10-year-old.html", "published_at": "2018-03-22T13:14:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bdff-4896-714a-898a-5b9d02e84e92", "title": "Ugh I Want to Control the Weather So Fucking Badly!", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/03/ugh-i-want-to-control-weather-so.html", "published_at": "2018-03-21T14:22:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bdff-4896-714a-898a-5b9d03d6a667", "title": "If Trump Has a Dick Pic, Dick Pics are Done.", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/03/if-trump-has-dick-pic-dick-pics-are-done.html", "published_at": "2018-03-20T09:15:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bdff-4896-714a-898a-5b9d049fd22e", "title": "Trump Knock-Knock Jokes", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/03/trump-knock-knock-jokes.html", "published_at": "2018-03-19T01:17:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bdff-4896-714a-898a-5b9d04ea2f20", "title": "Someone Gotta Bring This One Home to Mama!", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/03/someone-gotta-bring-this-one-home-to.html", "published_at": "2018-03-17T00:56:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bdff-4896-714a-898a-5b9d0500d439", "title": "Fucking Paw Patrol vs. the NRA? Girl, BYE.", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/03/fucking-paw-patrol-vs-nra-girl-bye.html", "published_at": "2018-03-15T19:19:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bdff-4896-714a-898a-5b9d05cd544f", "title": "Do Not Let Them Tell You ...", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/03/do-not-let-them-tell-you.html", "published_at": "2018-03-14T17:58:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bdff-4896-714a-898a-5b9d05dd5b33", "title": "I Have All the Questions for this Woman Who Wants to Trade Four Young Chickens for Erotic but NOT NUDE Photos", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/03/i-have-all-questions-for-this-woman-who.html", "published_at": "2018-03-13T14:25:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bdff-4896-714a-898a-5b9d067457a9", "title": "Incompetent or Asshole: Pick a Lane", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/03/incompetent-or-asshole-pick-lane.html", "published_at": "2018-03-13T03:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bdff-4896-714a-898a-5b9d067b8bcd", "title": "How to Dress for Arctic Weather: Guest Blog by Paige (10)", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/03/how-to-dress-for-arctic-weather-guest.html", "published_at": "2018-03-11T21:13:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bdff-4896-714a-898a-5b9d072a990d", "title": "Parenting Fail Follies Episode #437: WTF Are You Watching?", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/03/parenting-fail-follies-episode-437-wtf.html", "published_at": "2018-03-11T01:07:00+00:00" } ] posts Claim your blog
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2018

The Fly Down Dilemmaoriginal ↗
17 Jul 2018
This Did Not Seem Particularly Ingenious and Yet it Kinda Wasoriginal ↗
13 Jul 2018
America is Straight Trash RN But Bald Eagles Still Be Fucking Like Crazyoriginal ↗
11 Jul 2018
A Bot/Incel Said I Look Like a Dude and I Have Never Been More Flattered in My Life!original ↗
11 Jul 2018
I Am a Mosquito and I Am Not Fucking Around!original ↗
8 Jul 2018
Truck Nutz is the Most Accurate Embodiment of Independence Dayoriginal ↗
5 Jul 2018
Jumping on the #SecondCivilWarLetters Meme Bandwagon With This Dispatch from the Trenchesoriginal ↗
3 Jul 2018
Is This Really Worth Losing Friends Over? Yes, Absolutely.original ↗
2 Jul 2018
I Put the Yak in Kayakoriginal ↗
2 Jul 2018
Why Are We Here?original ↗
29 Jun 2018
Do Not Despair! Your Country Needs Youoriginal ↗
28 Jun 2018
The Cottonwood Tree Money Shotoriginal ↗
27 Jun 2018
Calling NYC 311 About a Downed Tree at 3:22 a.m. with My Dad in the Car Went as Expectedoriginal ↗
25 Jun 2018
No Time to Hateoriginal ↗
22 Jun 2018
This is All Very Black and Whiteoriginal ↗
20 Jun 2018
Y2Krayoriginal ↗
18 Jun 2018
The End of Mysteryoriginal ↗
15 Jun 2018
Summiting Denali with Isaac is an Insurmountable #LifeGoaloriginal ↗
14 Jun 2018
Open Letter to Senators Murkowski and Sullivan on ICE Family Separationsoriginal ↗
12 Jun 2018
Dog Shit is Legit the Unofficial Mascot of Juneauoriginal ↗
11 Jun 2018
The Planet Earth Series Finale is Gonna Be Lit AF, Y'all!original ↗
10 Jun 2018
The Lines We Draworiginal ↗
8 Jun 2018
A Great Euphemism and Alaskan Metaphor in One Short, Stupid Storyoriginal ↗
6 Jun 2018
The Correct Lyrics to God Bless America According to Trumporiginal ↗
5 Jun 2018
The Death Toll in Puerto Rico Was 72x More Than Trump Said and Also He Wants to Pardon His Own Crimesoriginal ↗
4 Jun 2018
Would I Be Living My Best Life in a Snuggie Dress from Instagram?original ↗
3 Jun 2018
So I Guess My Mom Just Carries Around Naloxone Now?original ↗
1 Jun 2018
The Most Alaska Text Everoriginal ↗
1 Jun 2018
These Two Tweets are Going Down in Histor—original ↗
31 May 2018
I Just Want a Sensory Deprivation Chamber in My House is That Too Much to Ask?!original ↗
30 May 2018
Do You See How it Happens Now?original ↗
28 May 2018
Inside My Head During a Ballet Recital of 10 Seven Year-Olds Dancing to Take My Breath Awayoriginal ↗
27 May 2018
These Old Timey Tobacco Ads are Giving Me LIFE Right Now!original ↗
26 May 2018
The NFL Embodies Nearly Everything I Loathe About Society Right Noworiginal ↗
23 May 2018
The White House Sinkhole is the Sign from Satan America Has Been Waiting For!original ↗
23 May 2018
David Beckham at the Royal Wedding is My Confidencespiratonoriginal ↗
21 May 2018
Going Down With the First Waveoriginal ↗
20 May 2018
Lord of the Seawalk, Hear My Prayer for Unity!original ↗
18 May 2018
Walking with Isaacoriginal ↗
17 May 2018
The President of the United States Called Undocumented People Animals Todayoriginal ↗
16 May 2018
I Have Tried and Failed to Muster a Fuck About the Royal Weddingoriginal ↗
16 May 2018
Transcript of the Trump-Hannity Nightly Phone Calloriginal ↗
14 May 2018
Mom Macabreoriginal ↗
14 May 2018
Maria Montessori is Helping Isaac Find His Inner Brooriginal ↗
12 May 2018
I Will Not Be Fully Woke Until Every Square Inch of My Body is Covered in Glitteroriginal ↗
11 May 2018
You Know You Are on an In-State Alaska Airlines Flight When ...original ↗
10 May 2018
Beware the Flexing of Performative Wokenessoriginal ↗
8 May 2018
A Realistic Sex Robot for Incelsoriginal ↗
6 May 2018
Richard Marx vs. Karl Marx: A Comparative Studyoriginal ↗
5 May 2018
The Brat Pack and Dirty Dancing are Now Precious Moments Figurine Collectibles and I Maybe Just Crapped My Adult Diaperoriginal ↗
5 May 2018
The Ridonks Bondoriginal ↗
4 May 2018
Sorry About Meltdown Modeoriginal ↗
3 May 2018
What is the Right Firearm to Trade for a Wedding Dress?original ↗
2 May 2018
Our Free Press Has a Big Accountability/Credibility Problemoriginal ↗
30 Apr 2018
The Porta Potty is the High Dive of Pottiesoriginal ↗
29 Apr 2018
I Give Exactly Zero Fucks About Carpet, Despite Having a Vaginaoriginal ↗
29 Apr 2018
A Critical Thread on the White Supremacist Origins of Trumpismoriginal ↗
28 Apr 2018
The #BooHoo Movement is Underwayoriginal ↗
26 Apr 2018
Consplaining the Self Incrimination Clause of the Fifth Amendmentoriginal ↗
26 Apr 2018
Who Said It: An Alaskan or a Mushroom?original ↗
25 Apr 2018
Childbirth: Princess vs. Plebeoriginal ↗
24 Apr 2018
Are You Mad at Me?original ↗
23 Apr 2018
James Woods is a Heretofore Unknown Level of Stupidoriginal ↗
23 Apr 2018
The 4/20 Haggadah: The Four Questions and the 10 Plagues of NoCaloriginal ↗
22 Apr 2018
Transcript of Semi-Awkward Period Convo With My 10 Year-Old Daughteroriginal ↗
20 Apr 2018
Do Flies Like to Blow Their Load? Science Says Yes!original ↗
20 Apr 2018
The REAL Recipe for the Alaska Cocktailoriginal ↗
19 Apr 2018
My Teen Spinach is Acting Up Againoriginal ↗
17 Apr 2018
The Aggression of this Chocolate Bar Will Not Stand!original ↗
16 Apr 2018
These Two Sentences Are Why We Are Totally Fuckedoriginal ↗
14 Apr 2018
Lower 48 Re-Entry Syndromeoriginal ↗
13 Apr 2018
You Robbed a Bank for Meoriginal ↗
12 Apr 2018
Not Sure My Kids Got the Memo About National Siblings Dayoriginal ↗
10 Apr 2018
This Woman is Getting Rich Off Fancy Ice Cubes and Yes, I Am Fully Evacuating the Planet Right Noworiginal ↗
9 Apr 2018
Depression is a Legitimate and Serious Illnessoriginal ↗
9 Apr 2018
I Want to Punch the Impostor Complex in the Throatoriginal ↗
6 Apr 2018
Top 20 Juneau All Points Bulletins on Social Mediaoriginal ↗
5 Apr 2018
Ladies, This is the Vaginal Secretion Sweetener You Did Not Know You Needed!original ↗
4 Apr 2018
Wells Fargo Gotsts Some Balls for Standards Right Hereoriginal ↗
3 Apr 2018
Happy Easter Juneau! Donnie Darko the Easter Bunny Will Haunt Your Nightmaresoriginal ↗
1 Apr 2018
Telling Me to Love Myself is Actually Really Bad Adviceoriginal ↗
31 Mar 2018
If You Throw Shade at the Cadbury Creme Egg You are Dead to Me!original ↗
30 Mar 2018
Come On, Baby. Why You Gotta Be Like That?: An Apology Tour by Mark Zuckerbergoriginal ↗
30 Mar 2018
Texting With the Voidoriginal ↗
28 Mar 2018
The Lyle Lanley of Hypnosis is Coming to Juneau and He Wants to Snatch Your Dollars for Nothingoriginal ↗
27 Mar 2018
Can Anyone Help Get a Bunny Stoned?original ↗
25 Mar 2018
Deep Thoughts: Is Squiggles the Frog Happy? And Does it Matter?original ↗
24 Mar 2018
More FAQ on O.H.M.original ↗
23 Mar 2018
Eating the Booty Like Groceries is Apparently Fully Mainstream and I Am Shookoriginal ↗
23 Mar 2018
6 Songs I Never Want My 10 Year-Old Daughter to Hearoriginal ↗
22 Mar 2018
Ugh I Want to Control the Weather So Fucking Badly!original ↗
21 Mar 2018
If Trump Has a Dick Pic, Dick Pics are Done.original ↗
20 Mar 2018
Trump Knock-Knock Jokesoriginal ↗
19 Mar 2018
Someone Gotta Bring This One Home to Mama!original ↗
17 Mar 2018
Fucking Paw Patrol vs. the NRA? Girl, BYE.original ↗
15 Mar 2018
Do Not Let Them Tell You ...original ↗
14 Mar 2018
I Have All the Questions for this Woman Who Wants to Trade Four Young Chickens for Erotic but NOT NUDE Photosoriginal ↗
13 Mar 2018
Incompetent or Asshole: Pick a Laneoriginal ↗
13 Mar 2018
How to Dress for Arctic Weather: Guest Blog by Paige (10)original ↗
11 Mar 2018
Parenting Fail Follies Episode #437: WTF Are You Watching?original ↗
11 Mar 2018
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