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Full Stop.", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2019/02/adult-friendships-should-be-value-added.html", "published_at": "2019-02-28T01:47:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddc-4cf3-70d4-95f8-1cb5106a7ad2", "title": "Does Everyone Eat Like Vultures? Or Is That Just My Family?", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2019/02/does-everyone-eat-like-vultures-or-is.html", "published_at": "2019-02-20T04:11:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddc-4cf3-70d4-95f8-1cb510cfd47b", "title": "16 Real National Emergencies (Hint: Not a Wall)", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2019/02/16-real-national-emergencies-hint-not.html", "published_at": "2019-02-16T03:46:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddc-4cf3-70d4-95f8-1cb510fb5fd7", "title": "It Will Not Surprise You to Learn That I Played Rizzo in the Camp Production of Grease", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2019/02/it-will-not-surprise-you-to-learn-that.html", "published_at": "2019-02-10T02:16:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddc-4cf3-70d4-95f8-1cb510ffa216", "title": "The Greatest Trick the Devil Ever Pulled is Convincing Kids That Adulting is Okay", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2019/02/the-greatest-trick-devil-ever-pulled-is.html", "published_at": "2019-02-02T16:35:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddc-4cf3-70d4-95f8-1cb5113326c2", "title": "I Guess I’m Moving to Baltimore Now?", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2019/01/i-guess-im-moving-to-baltimore-now.html", "published_at": "2019-01-31T21:07:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddc-4cf3-70d4-95f8-1cb51167398e", "title": "Now What?", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2019/01/now-what.html", "published_at": "2019-01-25T18:13:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddc-4cf3-70d4-95f8-1cb5124f4104", "title": "Man, Those Were the Days, Amirite?", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2019/01/man-those-were-days-amirite.html", "published_at": "2019-01-17T17:58:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddf-059e-70db-a509-488a334f41e8", "title": "No, We Are Not ‘Okay’", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2019/01/no-we-are-not-okay.html", "published_at": "2019-01-16T17:53:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddf-059e-70db-a509-488a33c91fad", "title": "The Ribs Pass", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2019/01/the-ribs-pass.html", "published_at": "2019-01-11T04:53:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddf-059e-70db-a509-488a34c8875d", "title": "Can We Please Talk About Bird Box for a Second", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2019/01/can-we-please-talk-about-bird-box-for.html", "published_at": "2019-01-08T07:21:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddf-059e-70db-a509-488a34c9cdcd", "title": "Letter to My Grandfather", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2019/01/letter-to-my-grandfather.html", "published_at": "2019-01-07T00:13:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddf-059e-70db-a509-488a351698cd", "title": "Impeach-the-Motherfucker-Gate is the Weakest Gate of the Year So Far", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2019/01/impeach-motherfucker-gate-is-weakest.html", "published_at": "2019-01-05T19:33:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddf-059e-70db-a509-488a35e9bed2", "title": "The Externality Trap", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/12/the-externality-trap.html", "published_at": "2019-01-01T06:41:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddf-059e-70db-a509-488a36de568a", "title": "The ‘I Have Been to Alaska a Lot’ Bro", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/12/the-i-have-been-to-alaska-lot-bro.html", "published_at": "2018-12-28T02:33:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddf-059e-70db-a509-488a36e1c886", "title": "Putting My Life Back Together", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/12/putting-my-life-back-together.html", "published_at": "2018-12-24T00:46:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddf-059e-70db-a509-488a377fede1", "title": "How Was This Normal?!", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/12/how-was-this-normal.html", "published_at": "2018-12-20T18:13:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddf-059e-70db-a509-488a37c09136", "title": "Love Knows No Borders", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/12/love-knows-no-borders.html", "published_at": "2018-12-14T16:21:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddf-059e-70db-a509-488a384a1aa5", "title": "You Have Permission to Sweat Woke Ammon Bundy", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/12/you-have-permission-to-sweat-woke-ammon.html", "published_at": "2018-12-11T07:30:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddf-059e-70db-a509-488a39006a23", "title": "Permission to Scroll?", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/12/permission-to-scroll.html", "published_at": "2018-12-09T23:14:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddf-059e-70db-a509-488a391ae39d", "title": "The Oyster Evangelist", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/12/the-oyster-evangelist.html", "published_at": "2018-12-03T01:08:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddf-059e-70db-a509-488a39fc0410", "title": "Trump on Romaine Lettuce: A Disaster!", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/11/trump-on-romaine-lettuce-disaster.html", "published_at": "2018-11-27T15:20:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddf-059e-70db-a509-488a3aa6c893", "title": "Limericks About Obscure Presidents", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/11/limericks-about-obscure-presidents.html", "published_at": "2018-11-26T09:44:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddf-059e-70db-a509-488a3ab15674", "title": "That Jewish Stuff", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/11/that-jewish-stuff.html", "published_at": "2018-11-25T19:18:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddf-059e-70db-a509-488a3b598fe8", "title": "OMG, Sophie Scholl is My New Shero", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/11/omg-sophie-scholl-is-my-new-shero.html", "published_at": "2018-11-16T14:56:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddf-059e-70db-a509-488a3b712918", "title": "The Alaska Fugitive Starter Kit", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/11/the-alaska-fugitive-starter-kit.html", "published_at": "2018-11-15T03:09:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddf-059e-70db-a509-488a3ba14d14", "title": "Pushing the Limits", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/11/pushing-limits.html", "published_at": "2018-11-14T06:41:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddf-059e-70db-a509-488a3ba9fbde", "title": "Four Great Pieces of Advice for All Adult Human Interactions", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/11/four-great-pieces-of-advice-for-all.html", "published_at": "2018-11-12T18:05:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddf-059e-70db-a509-488a3c20b7f8", "title": "A Government of Laws, and Not of Men", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/11/a-government-of-laws-and-not-of-men.html", "published_at": "2018-11-08T22:17:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddf-059e-70db-a509-488a3c86c681", "title": "Only My Giant Pores Can Make Me Sad!", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/11/only-my-giant-pores-can-make-me-sad.html", "published_at": "2018-11-07T14:56:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddf-059e-70db-a509-488a3d40bcf1", "title": "An Alaskan Witch Spell", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/11/an-alaskan-witch-spell.html", "published_at": "2018-11-07T04:16:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddf-059e-70db-a509-488a3d62472e", "title": "I Feel Daunted by the Enormity of the Worlds Grief", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/11/i-feel-daunted-by-enormity-of-worlds.html", "published_at": "2018-11-05T03:12:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bddf-059e-70db-a509-488a3d927a99", "title": "Lose Weight Off Your Conscience FAST With This One Weird Trick!", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/11/lose-weight-off-your-conscience-fast.html", "published_at": "2018-11-03T21:51:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-a319-72fe-ad3d-b9d0f9123191", "title": "Halloween Candy Pairings for the Trump Era", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/11/halloween-candy-pairings-for-trump-era.html", "published_at": "2018-11-01T14:06:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-a319-72fe-ad3d-b9d0fa050408", "title": "The Apollo 11 Landing of Self-Owns", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/10/the-apollo-11-landing-of-self-owns.html", "published_at": "2018-10-31T12:56:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-a319-72fe-ad3d-b9d0fa90485e", "title": "Safety First! Checking Your Privilege", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/10/safety-first-checking-your-privilege.html", "published_at": "2018-10-29T13:20:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-a319-72fe-ad3d-b9d0fb585391", "title": "The Barn Test", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/10/the-barn-test.html", "published_at": "2018-10-28T18:29:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-a319-72fe-ad3d-b9d0fc52055e", "title": "On Baseball and Joy", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/10/on-baseball-and-joy.html", "published_at": "2018-10-25T14:12:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-a319-72fe-ad3d-b9d0fd3a22c3", "title": "Apparently Trump Has Michael Bolton on the Brain So I Rewrote this Classic Song for Him", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/10/apparently-trump-has-michael-bolton-on.html", "published_at": "2018-10-24T12:46:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-a319-72fe-ad3d-b9d0fd7a36d1", "title": "Nonconsensual Footsie is a Game and Here are the Rules", "url": 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Letter Hundreds of Alaskan Women Lawyers Who Oppose Kavanaugh Will Be Signing Shortly", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/10/this-is-letter-hundreds-of-alaskan.html", "published_at": "2018-10-02T19:09:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-a319-72fe-ad3d-b9d10236b099", "title": "It Feels Extra Bad Being a Woman Lawyer This Week", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/09/it-feels-extra-bad-being-woman-lawyer.html", "published_at": "2018-09-29T01:16:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-a319-72fe-ad3d-b9d1032251e8", "title": "I Rewrote No Scrubs for 2018", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/09/i-rewrote-no-scrubs-for-2018.html", "published_at": "2018-09-28T17:21:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-a319-72fe-ad3d-b9d103d7185f", "title": "Top 10 George Washington Scandals", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/09/top-10-george-washington-scandals.html", "published_at": "2018-09-27T09:58:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-a319-72fe-ad3d-b9d103f2a195", "title": "The Reckoning", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/09/the-reckoning.html", "published_at": "2018-09-26T12:34:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-a319-72fe-ad3d-b9d10440966a", "title": "Steff McKee for SCOTUS!", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/09/steff-mckee-for-scotus.html", "published_at": "2018-09-25T14:16:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-a319-72fe-ad3d-b9d104b9c681", "title": "I Have a Leaked Diary Entry from 1982 Brett Kavanaugh!", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/09/i-have-leaked-diary-entry-from-1982.html", "published_at": "2018-09-24T12:34:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-a319-72fe-ad3d-b9d105a15c76", "title": "The False Alarm Friend", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/09/the-false-alarm-friend.html", "published_at": "2018-09-23T02:32:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-a319-72fe-ad3d-b9d105ff0c65", "title": "I Wanna Do X With an Octopus!", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/09/i-wanna-do-x-with-octopus.html", "published_at": "2018-09-21T13:47:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-a319-72fe-ad3d-b9d1068c91cb", "title": "The Kavanaugh Circus All Boils Down to One Word: Entitlement", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/09/the-kavanaugh-circus-all-boils-down-to.html", "published_at": "2018-09-19T06:22:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-a319-72fe-ad3d-b9d106b46fd8", "title": "Nothing Will Ever Come of This, Because No One With Any Power Gives a Shit", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/09/nothing-will-ever-come-of-this-because.html", "published_at": "2018-09-16T21:58:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde3-fd56-73ee-81fb-e8fa596b87d8", "title": "Being a Mom is SO FUCKING STRESSFUL Y’ALL!", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/09/being-mom-is-so-fucking-stressful-yall.html", "published_at": "2018-09-15T18:08:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde3-fd56-73ee-81fb-e8fa5a0a3a8a", "title": "Widespread Manic Panic Room: A Step by Step Guide to Dyeing Your Kids Hair", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/09/widespread-manic-panic-room-step-by.html", "published_at": "2018-09-14T02:44:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde3-fd56-73ee-81fb-e8fa5aa59473", "title": "Inspiring! This Woman Brought a Tuna Salad Sandwich from Subway to a Brown Bag Lunch", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/09/inspiring-this-woman-brought-tuna-salad.html", "published_at": "2018-09-12T12:52:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde3-fd56-73ee-81fb-e8fa5b2fbe67", "title": "Are You Fucking Kidding Me With This?", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/09/are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this.html", "published_at": "2018-09-12T01:53:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde3-fd56-73ee-81fb-e8fa5c2e09fd", "title": "Interview With the Stranded Steller Sea Lion in Sitka", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/09/interview-with-stranded-steller-sea.html", "published_at": "2018-09-09T20:34:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde3-fd56-73ee-81fb-e8fa5cd7b269", "title": "Embezzlement is Kind of a Friendship Dealbreaker", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/09/embezzlement-is-kind-of-friendship.html", "published_at": "2018-09-07T04:34:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde3-fd56-73ee-81fb-e8fa5d28b6bf", "title": "Why Anonymous Content is Bullshit", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/09/why-anonymous-content-is-bullshit.html", "published_at": "2018-09-06T03:27:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde3-fd56-73ee-81fb-e8fa5dce013f", "title": "Please, Anything But a Quote Unquote Idea Person", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/09/please-anything-but-quote-unquote-idea.html", "published_at": "2018-09-05T14:05:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde3-fd56-73ee-81fb-e8fa5e817137", "title": "De-Platforming Hate Speech is Not a Slippery Slope", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/09/de-platforming-hate-speech-is-not.html", "published_at": "2018-09-04T03:55:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde3-fd56-73ee-81fb-e8fa5f46ddc3", "title": "Sucks to Be You, Marine Iguana", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/08/sucks-to-be-you-marine-iguana.html", "published_at": "2018-09-01T01:14:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde3-fd56-73ee-81fb-e8fa6035f2d0", "title": "I Am Beyond Confused By This Pic of Callista Gingrich Pretending to Eat Spaghetti for Some Reason", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/08/i-am-beyond-confused-by-this-pic-of.html", "published_at": "2018-08-30T13:29:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde3-fd56-73ee-81fb-e8fa607b0b5a", "title": "5 Ways to Get Your Kids to Engage With Your Brand", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/08/5-ways-to-get-your-kids-to-engage-with.html", "published_at": "2018-08-27T06:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde3-fd56-73ee-81fb-e8fa60f0e514", "title": "Working Cover Story Ideas for My Personal Lifestyle Magazine", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/08/working-cover-story-ideas-for-my.html", "published_at": "2018-08-21T13:18:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde3-fd56-73ee-81fb-e8fa613afdd0", "title": "All Aboard the Kiddie Clusterfuck Express! Next Stop: Adulthood", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/08/all-aboard-kiddie-clusterfuck-express.html", "published_at": "2018-08-21T00:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde3-fd56-73ee-81fb-e8fa613cacd9", "title": "A Stripper Drops Science: My Interview With a Premier Local Exotic Dancer and Burlesque Performer", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/08/a-stripper-drops-science-my-interview.html", "published_at": "2018-08-17T12:16:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde3-fd56-73ee-81fb-e8fa6203ac7f", "title": "Why Voting Matters", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/08/why-voting-matters.html", "published_at": "2018-08-14T14:14:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde3-fd56-73ee-81fb-e8fa625ea892", "title": "Snail Jizz is Gonna Make Me Look Like Kylie Jenner", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/08/snail-jizz-is-gonna-make-me-look-like.html", "published_at": "2018-08-12T18:26:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde3-fd56-73ee-81fb-e8fa6327743e", "title": "Recent Juneau Municipal Dramz, Summarized", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/08/recent-juneau-municipal-dramz-summarized.html", "published_at": "2018-08-09T13:16:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde3-fd56-73ee-81fb-e8fa6413f0c9", "title": "Holy Shit Balls, Folks! People Exist Who Will Pay 10K to Make You Formally Watch Their Wedding Videos!", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/08/holy-shit-balls-folks-people-exist-who.html", "published_at": "2018-08-05T13:56:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde3-fd56-73ee-81fb-e8fa643e96a8", "title": "Letter from Camp: Trump to Kim Jong Un", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/08/letter-from-camp-trump-to-kim-jong-un_2.html", "published_at": "2018-08-02T17:49:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde3-fd56-73ee-81fb-e8fa644ea449", "title": "The Alaskan Lower-48 Producegasm", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/07/the-alaskan-lower-48-producegasm.html", "published_at": "2018-07-29T19:45:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde3-fd56-73ee-81fb-e8fa6537dbb1", "title": "10 Reasons Why Juneau, Alaska is One of the Best Kept Secrets in America", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/07/10-reasons-why-juneau-alaska-is-one-of.html", "published_at": "2018-07-25T15:23:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde3-fd56-73ee-81fb-e8fa66173650", "title": "This Movie Scared the Ever-Loving Shit Balls Out of Me in 1992", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/07/this-movie-scared-ever-loving-shit.html", "published_at": "2018-07-24T14:20:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde3-fd56-73ee-81fb-e8fa66e76b2a", "title": "Isaac Thinks a Public Park Bathroom in NYC is a Temple and He Is Not Wrong", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/07/isaac-thinks-public-park-bathroom-in.html", "published_at": "2018-07-23T01:08:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde3-fd56-73ee-81fb-e8fa67c51db6", "title": "The Fridge Inventory", "url": "https://onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2018/07/the-fridge-inventory.html", "published_at": "2018-07-19T15:14:00+00:00" } ] posts Claim your blog
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2019

A Mother’s Day Thank You Note to My Babiesoriginal ↗
12 May 2019
The Patagonia 'Power Vest' Drought is a Fucking NIGHTMARE for ‘Aspiring Tycoons!’original ↗
10 May 2019
Needs Improvementoriginal ↗
6 May 2019
The Alien Invasion is Imminent and I for One Could Not Be Happieroriginal ↗
26 Apr 2019
Winter Gives Juneau a Booty Calloriginal ↗
24 Apr 2019
My Juneau Bar Game is Rusty AF, Y’all!original ↗
21 Apr 2019
I Shoulda Been a Woman Egyptologist, Randomlyoriginal ↗
17 Apr 2019
I Tried to Make My Own Janties. It Did Not Go as Planned.original ↗
13 Apr 2019
Abstinence Only-Education for Parakeetsoriginal ↗
9 Apr 2019
These Goys Forgot Some Key Shit!original ↗
9 Apr 2019
Fights My Mother Taught Meoriginal ↗
6 Apr 2019
Amending the Alaska Constitution: Ask Yourself Who Benefits?original ↗
1 Apr 2019
Alaska Airlines Announces New Seating Classesoriginal ↗
24 Mar 2019
The Inevitable Trauma of Existingoriginal ↗
16 Mar 2019
When Love Comes to Townoriginal ↗
9 Mar 2019
Charles Dickens, Budget Analystoriginal ↗
7 Mar 2019
Sick, Dumb, Mean, and Afraidoriginal ↗
3 Mar 2019
Adult Friendships Should Be Value Added. Full Stop.original ↗
28 Feb 2019
Does Everyone Eat Like Vultures? Or Is That Just My Family?original ↗
20 Feb 2019
16 Real National Emergencies (Hint: Not a Wall)original ↗
16 Feb 2019
It Will Not Surprise You to Learn That I Played Rizzo in the Camp Production of Greaseoriginal ↗
10 Feb 2019
The Greatest Trick the Devil Ever Pulled is Convincing Kids That Adulting is Okayoriginal ↗
2 Feb 2019
I Guess I’m Moving to Baltimore Now?original ↗
31 Jan 2019
Now What?original ↗
25 Jan 2019
Man, Those Were the Days, Amirite?original ↗
17 Jan 2019
No, We Are Not ‘Okay’original ↗
16 Jan 2019
The Ribs Passoriginal ↗
11 Jan 2019
Can We Please Talk About Bird Box for a Secondoriginal ↗
8 Jan 2019
Letter to My Grandfatheroriginal ↗
7 Jan 2019
Impeach-the-Motherfucker-Gate is the Weakest Gate of the Year So Faroriginal ↗
5 Jan 2019
The Externality Traporiginal ↗
1 Jan 2019

2018

The ‘I Have Been to Alaska a Lot’ Brooriginal ↗
28 Dec 2018
Putting My Life Back Togetheroriginal ↗
24 Dec 2018
How Was This Normal?!original ↗
20 Dec 2018
Love Knows No Bordersoriginal ↗
14 Dec 2018
You Have Permission to Sweat Woke Ammon Bundyoriginal ↗
11 Dec 2018
Permission to Scroll?original ↗
9 Dec 2018
The Oyster Evangelistoriginal ↗
3 Dec 2018
Trump on Romaine Lettuce: A Disaster!original ↗
27 Nov 2018
Limericks About Obscure Presidentsoriginal ↗
26 Nov 2018
That Jewish Stufforiginal ↗
25 Nov 2018
OMG, Sophie Scholl is My New Sherooriginal ↗
16 Nov 2018
The Alaska Fugitive Starter Kitoriginal ↗
15 Nov 2018
Pushing the Limitsoriginal ↗
14 Nov 2018
Four Great Pieces of Advice for All Adult Human Interactionsoriginal ↗
12 Nov 2018
A Government of Laws, and Not of Menoriginal ↗
8 Nov 2018
Only My Giant Pores Can Make Me Sad!original ↗
7 Nov 2018
An Alaskan Witch Spelloriginal ↗
7 Nov 2018
I Feel Daunted by the Enormity of the Worlds Grieforiginal ↗
5 Nov 2018
Lose Weight Off Your Conscience FAST With This One Weird Trick!original ↗
3 Nov 2018
Halloween Candy Pairings for the Trump Eraoriginal ↗
1 Nov 2018
The Apollo 11 Landing of Self-Ownsoriginal ↗
31 Oct 2018
Safety First! Checking Your Privilegeoriginal ↗
29 Oct 2018
The Barn Testoriginal ↗
28 Oct 2018
On Baseball and Joyoriginal ↗
25 Oct 2018
Apparently Trump Has Michael Bolton on the Brain So I Rewrote this Classic Song for Himoriginal ↗
24 Oct 2018
Nonconsensual Footsie is a Game and Here are the Rulesoriginal ↗
20 Oct 2018
25 Ways to Celebrate Alaska Dayoriginal ↗
18 Oct 2018
Feminist Tableware Line?!?!?!?!original ↗
16 Oct 2018
Superyacht Investing: The Struggle is Realoriginal ↗
13 Oct 2018
Seriously What the Actual Fuck is Even HAPPENING Right Now?!original ↗
12 Oct 2018
For the Juneau Gonna Juneau Files: Leftover Shrimp Pad Thai for Sale on Craigslistoriginal ↗
10 Oct 2018
New Viral Hashtags Now That Mitch McConnell Killed #MeToooriginal ↗
9 Oct 2018
A New Sisterhood and the Meaning of Nooriginal ↗
6 Oct 2018
This is the Letter Hundreds of Alaskan Women Lawyers Who Oppose Kavanaugh Will Be Signing Shortlyoriginal ↗
2 Oct 2018
It Feels Extra Bad Being a Woman Lawyer This Weekoriginal ↗
29 Sept 2018
I Rewrote No Scrubs for 2018original ↗
28 Sept 2018
Top 10 George Washington Scandalsoriginal ↗
27 Sept 2018
The Reckoningoriginal ↗
26 Sept 2018
Steff McKee for SCOTUS!original ↗
25 Sept 2018
I Have a Leaked Diary Entry from 1982 Brett Kavanaugh!original ↗
24 Sept 2018
The False Alarm Friendoriginal ↗
23 Sept 2018
I Wanna Do X With an Octopus!original ↗
21 Sept 2018
The Kavanaugh Circus All Boils Down to One Word: Entitlementoriginal ↗
19 Sept 2018
Nothing Will Ever Come of This, Because No One With Any Power Gives a Shitoriginal ↗
16 Sept 2018
Being a Mom is SO FUCKING STRESSFUL Y’ALL!original ↗
15 Sept 2018
Widespread Manic Panic Room: A Step by Step Guide to Dyeing Your Kids Hairoriginal ↗
14 Sept 2018
Inspiring! This Woman Brought a Tuna Salad Sandwich from Subway to a Brown Bag Lunchoriginal ↗
12 Sept 2018
Are You Fucking Kidding Me With This?original ↗
12 Sept 2018
Interview With the Stranded Steller Sea Lion in Sitkaoriginal ↗
9 Sept 2018
Embezzlement is Kind of a Friendship Dealbreakeroriginal ↗
7 Sept 2018
Why Anonymous Content is Bullshitoriginal ↗
6 Sept 2018
Please, Anything But a Quote Unquote Idea Personoriginal ↗
5 Sept 2018
De-Platforming Hate Speech is Not a Slippery Slopeoriginal ↗
4 Sept 2018
Sucks to Be You, Marine Iguanaoriginal ↗
1 Sept 2018
I Am Beyond Confused By This Pic of Callista Gingrich Pretending to Eat Spaghetti for Some Reasonoriginal ↗
30 Aug 2018
5 Ways to Get Your Kids to Engage With Your Brandoriginal ↗
27 Aug 2018
Working Cover Story Ideas for My Personal Lifestyle Magazineoriginal ↗
21 Aug 2018
All Aboard the Kiddie Clusterfuck Express! Next Stop: Adulthoodoriginal ↗
21 Aug 2018
A Stripper Drops Science: My Interview With a Premier Local Exotic Dancer and Burlesque Performeroriginal ↗
17 Aug 2018
Why Voting Mattersoriginal ↗
14 Aug 2018
Snail Jizz is Gonna Make Me Look Like Kylie Jenneroriginal ↗
12 Aug 2018
Recent Juneau Municipal Dramz, Summarizedoriginal ↗
9 Aug 2018
Holy Shit Balls, Folks! People Exist Who Will Pay 10K to Make You Formally Watch Their Wedding Videos!original ↗
5 Aug 2018
Letter from Camp: Trump to Kim Jong Unoriginal ↗
2 Aug 2018
The Alaskan Lower-48 Producegasmoriginal ↗
29 Jul 2018
10 Reasons Why Juneau, Alaska is One of the Best Kept Secrets in Americaoriginal ↗
25 Jul 2018
This Movie Scared the Ever-Loving Shit Balls Out of Me in 1992original ↗
24 Jul 2018
Isaac Thinks a Public Park Bathroom in NYC is a Temple and He Is Not Wrongoriginal ↗
23 Jul 2018
The Fridge Inventoryoriginal ↗
19 Jul 2018
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