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2026

PlayStation Fans Begin Building “Competent Sony Executive” Emulator Read at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
14 Jul 2026
God Admits He’s Been AFKing for the Past 2,000 YearsRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
13 Jul 2026
Well, Well, Well, Look Who’s Come Crawling Back — Guest Post by GamestopRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
9 Jul 2026
Yoshi Held in Custody After Vanilla Lake Police Find Unregistered Red Turtle Shell in His KartRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
7 Jul 2026
Microsoft Reveals Next Xbox Console Will Be Able To Play DVDsRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
1 Jul 2026
Stephen Miller Visibly Erect After Dropping Baby Penguin off Cliff in Super Mario 64Read at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
30 Jun 2026
A Complete List of Foodborne Illnesses I Caught From Eating at Bancho SushiRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
23 Jun 2026
Sniveling Little Coward Leaves Controls at Default SettingRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
16 Jun 2026
Five Amazing Pieces of Furniture I Could Make With the Great Deku Tree if You’d Just Let Me Chop It DownRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
15 Jun 2026
Mushroom Kingdom Reaches Hazard Pay Agreement With Hammer Bros. UnionRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
3 Jun 2026
We Tried To Interview the Ninja Turtles but Immediately Caught Typhoid Fever and Hepatitis A From Walking Through the New York City Sewer SystemRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
2 Jun 2026
Link Receives Final Warning for Violating Planet Fitness’ Grunting PolicyRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
1 Jun 2026
Dr. Robotnik Reveals His Ph.D. Is in Business AdministrationRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
28 May 2026
Every Conservative at Anime Convention Cosplaying as Mr. PopoRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
27 May 2026
Twitch Streamer With $4,000 Setup Apparently Couldn’t Have Been Bothered To Make the Bed Behind HimRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
26 May 2026
Cameo Birthday Shoutout From James Sunderland Really Fucking DepressingRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
22 May 2026
Man Has Incredible, Life-Changing Experience Playing Spiritfarer on the Same Computer That He Uses To MasturbateRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
21 May 2026
Pathetic Protagonist Doesn’t Even Frontflip While Double JumpingRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
20 May 2026
We Rank the Five Best PS5 Games That Don’t Use the L2 Button Because Ours Is BrokenRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
19 May 2026
SCS Software Reveals “American Truck Simulator 2” Will Come With 5 Grams of MethamphetamineRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
18 May 2026
Ugh, Sorry: We Interviewed Orson Scott Card Without Researching Him FirstRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
15 May 2026
Shigeru Miyamoto Determines Society Finally Ready for Wet BonesRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
14 May 2026
House Republicans Demand Trans Gamers Be Stripped of All Medals Won in Nagano Winter Olympics ‘98 for N64Read at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
13 May 2026
Activision Taps Unknown 12-Year-Old Racist To Direct Upcoming Call of Duty MovieRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
12 May 2026
Mario Admits He Just Wears the Tanooki Suit for Sexual GratificationRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
11 May 2026
Opinion: If Raw Milk Is So Dangerous, Why Does It Restore Link’s Hearts?Read at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
8 May 2026
Five Amazing Inventions From the Ancient Sumerians That Honestly Weren’t as Impressive as the N64 Rumble PakRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
7 May 2026
Our Top Five Dragon Ball Z Episodes That All Happen To Be From the Cell Games, Even Though We Swear to God We’ve Seen the Whole SeriesRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
6 May 2026
EA Sports Confirms Aaron Rodgers Is an Insufferable Dipshit in the Madden Universe, TooRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
5 May 2026
Aperture Science Reveals It’s Safe To Fuck Through the Holes Made With Your Portal Gun if You’re Into ThatRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
4 May 2026
5 Animes That Are Technically Hentai Because I’ve Jacked off to ThemRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
1 May 2026
The Ten Best BOTW Shrines Ranked by How Often Link Is Going There To MasturbateRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
30 Apr 2026
Why I Decided Not To Give My Children the T-Virus VaccineRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
29 Apr 2026
The First Person Shooter’s Guide To Opening Doors by Kind of Running Into ThemRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
28 Apr 2026
Everything Fans of the Show Need to Know About the Fallout GamesRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
28 Jan 2026
Man Dies After Fans of The Pitt Assure Him They Can Handle ItRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
23 Jan 2026
Ubisoft Stepping Away from Video Games to Focus On Laying Employees OffRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
22 Jan 2026
Netflix Greenlights Roblox Adaptation Directed by Roman PolanskiRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
21 Jan 2026
Stormtroopers Who Killed Tatooine Farmers Feared for Their LivesRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
16 Jan 2026
Kristi Noem Invites Minneapolis ICE Agent to Join Christmas Adventurers ClubRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
15 Jan 2026
Six-Armed Image of Goro Clearly AI GeneratedRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
14 Jan 2026

2025

Ex-Naughty Dog Dev Looking Forward to Healthier Crunch Culture at New North Pole JobRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
25 Dec 2025
Larian CEO Replaced by Elder BrainRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
24 Dec 2025
As a Rollerblading Graffiti Artist, I Resent How Easy “Jet Grind Radio” Makes My Job LookRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
23 Dec 2025
Santa Accidentally Schedules Final Fantasy XIV Raid for Christmas EveRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
22 Dec 2025
Man Changes Names and Dates on Captain Marvel Posts to Shit on Upcoming Supergirl MovieRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
19 Dec 2025
Seymour Guado Awarded Blitzball Peace PrizeRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
18 Dec 2025
Fallout Fan Has Same Music Taste As GrandpaRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
17 Dec 2025
Santa Confirms He Will No Longer Be Gifting Xbox ConsolesRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
16 Dec 2025
Disney Adult Overjoyed by Hidden Mickey Found During ColonoscopyRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
15 Dec 2025
Quentin Tarantino Steps on Lego Piece, OrgasmsRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
12 Dec 2025
How to Turn Off Your Ad Blockers So You Can Watch The Game AwardsRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
11 Dec 2025
Quentin Tarantino Changes Opinion of Paul Dano After Seeing Him Say the N-Word in 12 Years a SlaveRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
10 Dec 2025
Ganondorf’s Minions Suffer Existential Crisis Following Seventh Blood Moon ResurrectionRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
9 Dec 2025
“Death by Lightning” Reveals President James Garfield Hated MondaysRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
8 Dec 2025
#RestoreTheSnyderverse Guy Changes Address On Anthrax EnvelopeRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
5 Dec 2025
Guest Removed From Dionysus’ Party for Decent ExposureRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
5 Dec 2025
Townspeople Furious After Samus Aran Repeatedly Drives Motorcycle 120 MPH Through School ZoneRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
4 Dec 2025
Link Missing After US Military Blows Up King of Red LionsRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
3 Dec 2025
I Don’t Like You Either, Pal (Guest Column by Myles MacKenzie)Read at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
2 Dec 2025
Health Concerns Grow After Professor Oak Forgets Grandson’s Name AgainRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
1 Dec 2025
Guy with 5 Likes on Letterboxd Feeling Pretty High and MightyRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
28 Nov 2025
Local Man Enjoys Playthrough of Prince of Persia in Spite of White GuiltRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
27 Nov 2025
Final Fantasy 7 Fan Activates After Hearing Someone Proclaim Different Entry as FavoriteRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
26 Nov 2025
Duffer Brothers Used Cutting-Edge CGI to Make Actors Appear Happy to Still Be Making Stranger ThingsRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
25 Nov 2025
Supreme Court Strips Samus Aran of All Previous Suit Power-Ups in 6-3 RulingRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
24 Nov 2025
Pokémon Legends: Z-A Includes Feature Where You Can Turn Game Off & Go Do Something ElseRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
21 Nov 2025
Americans Now Required to Watch 60 Second Ad for SNAP BenefitsRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
20 Nov 2025
Trump Denies He Was Good Friends with Leisure Suit LarryRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
19 Nov 2025
Final Season of Stranger Things To Be Split Into 8 Single-Episode Seasons Over 12 YearsRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
18 Nov 2025
Mario Facing Tough Decision After Pet Insurance Denies Claim for Yoshi’s Life-Saving SurgeryRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
17 Nov 2025
Sakurai Adds Waluigi to Kirby Air RidersRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
14 Nov 2025
Game Night: Punch Every Bug You See in ‘Star Fire: Eternal Cycle’Read at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
19 Sept 2025
Nintendo Patents Pressing Button to JumpRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
19 Sept 2025
Silksong Patch Only Nerfs Bosses You Already BeatRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
18 Sept 2025
Jin Sakai Pleads with Samurai to find Common Ground with MongolsRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
17 Sept 2025
Tragic: Obvious Wall Jump Spot Long Forgotten Before Wall Jump UnlockedRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
16 Sept 2025
Game Night: Throw All the Interns Out the Closest Window in ‘Stick It to the Stickman’Read at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
12 Sept 2025
Mega Man Ruthlessly Beats the Shit Out of Ice ManRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
12 Sept 2025
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Ending Explained by A Redditor Who Hasn’t Seen the Sun in Three MonthsRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
11 Sept 2025
New Jubilee Video Features Charlie Kirk vs. 20 Screeching Demons in HellRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
11 Sept 2025
JD Vance Speedruns Koa Relationship in Date EverythingRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
10 Sept 2025
USB Device Hasn’t Been “Properly Ejected” in YearsRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
9 Sept 2025
New Call of Duty Adds Trash Collecting Game ModeRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
8 Sept 2025
Twisted Metal’s Bunny-Hop Marketing Did the Show’s Diesel-Powered Heart and Roundabout Lore a Massive DisserviceRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
5 Sept 2025
Game Night: Teach Your Kids How to Punch Robots In ‘Ra Ra Boom’Read at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
5 Sept 2025
Mastercard and Visa Clarify That Lesbian Porn Still OkayRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
5 Sept 2025
Triple H Reveals Record-Breaking Third Female Character ArchetypeRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
4 Sept 2025
AI Prompt Writer Struggling with Suicide NoteRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
4 Sept 2025
I Read Josh Gad’s Memoir So You Don’t Have ToRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
3 Sept 2025
Planned Parenthood Protester’s Sign Just Image of the Sink Baby From P.T.Read at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
2 Sept 2025
Pizza Hut From Ninja Turtles II Arcade Now a Chase BankRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
1 Sept 2025
Game Night: In ‘Heartworm,’ The Monsters Are All DepressionRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
29 Aug 2025
Chris Pratt Announced As New Voice of RFK Jr.Read at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
29 Aug 2025
Game Developer Union Secures Nine Day Work WeekRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
28 Aug 2025
RFK Jr. Cancels All Phoenix Down DevelopmentRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
27 Aug 2025
Uh Oh! Spider in Apartment Has Massive Health BarRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
26 Aug 2025
Investigation Reveals Earth’s Defender Goku Has Ties to Sexual Predator Living on Private IslandRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
25 Aug 2025
Nook Inc. Reviewing Blathers Museum Exhibits to Ensure They Align with Tom Nook’s Vision of Island HistoryRead at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
22 Aug 2025
Well, We’ll Always Not Have Half-Life 3Read at hard-drive.net (opens in a new tab)
21 Aug 2025
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