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2026

Fresh from our Beer Garden…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
16 Oct 2026
Don’t you dare judge me…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
15 Oct 2026
Drinking has never been so exhaustingRead at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
14 Oct 2026
It’s the only way to fry meat balls…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
13 Oct 2026
Only in the 21th century!Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
12 Oct 2026
Kill’em with klondness…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
9 Oct 2026
Material is in season!Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
8 Oct 2026
The Swiss Army Knife of restrooms…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
7 Oct 2026
It’s in your crass rubric…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
6 Oct 2026
I got your fatty enlargement right here…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
5 Oct 2026
I hate the new Simplified Engrish…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
2 Oct 2026
Just don’t order the ligatoni….Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
1 Oct 2026
Take my good time. Please…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
30 Sept 2026
Just give Nature what she wants and get out of here!Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
29 Sept 2026
Why Officer Big Mac? Why?Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
28 Sept 2026
How ling has it been…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
25 Sept 2026
Cruel and delicious punishment…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
24 Sept 2026
You better be satisfied…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
23 Sept 2026
Happiness it warm puppy…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
22 Sept 2026
It’s the llittlle things…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
21 Sept 2026
Royal privilege only goes so far…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
18 Sept 2026
It’s how I can work 12 hour shifts…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
17 Sept 2026
It’s the furcet O ring…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
16 Sept 2026
The WNBA has asked for no more dong throwing…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
15 Sept 2026
I assume it’s good for me…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
14 Sept 2026
Been on my nerves for 77 years…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
11 Sept 2026
Please, we can’t afford another lawsuit…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
10 Sept 2026
I’d rather not…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
9 Sept 2026
Taste that? It’s the wind…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
8 Sept 2026
Is it pleasant time already?Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
7 Sept 2026
Some men prefer extraction mouth…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
4 Sept 2026
When sanitarians have power…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
3 Sept 2026
We’re gonna need a bigger shock collar…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
2 Sept 2026
Did you mean rerax?Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
31 Aug 2026
That’s what she said…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
28 Aug 2026
Did I leave my flush drive in the stall?Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
27 Aug 2026
I could tell she was sweet on me…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
26 Aug 2026
Wash hands after flashing…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
25 Aug 2026
Don’t tell summer you’re my favorite…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
24 Aug 2026
I got a fruit you can’t refuse…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
21 Aug 2026
It always starts with an impulse…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
20 Aug 2026
Watch out for Mr MacGouger…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
19 Aug 2026
I’m amazed I have to say this…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
18 Aug 2026
I can explain it but I can’t understand it for you…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
17 Aug 2026
This explains where all the silly donkeys went…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
14 Aug 2026
Contains no shark fin…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
13 Aug 2026
All that from a cookie?Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
12 Aug 2026
Match made in heaven…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
11 Aug 2026
For the little foodie…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
7 Aug 2026
Yesterday doesn’t count…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
6 Aug 2026
Everything I do is omnivorously…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
5 Aug 2026
Give the people spread and circus…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
4 Aug 2026
Never underestimate the good result…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
2 Aug 2026
I have a friend in the sea to the sun too….Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
30 Jul 2026
After church, remember bar…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
29 Jul 2026
Good effort. Bad pizza.Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
28 Jul 2026
Part of the Maker Movement…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
27 Jul 2026
But Grucci got 5 stars…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
24 Jul 2026
When every child is important, no child is important…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
23 Jul 2026
I wish I had your spelling confidence…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
21 Jul 2026
Sailors swear by it…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
20 Jul 2026
You heard them – no smores…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
17 Jul 2026
Create a need, fill a need…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
16 Jul 2026
Fake veal? Che cosa!Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
15 Jul 2026
Do you know how much wacking mirrors cost?Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
14 Jul 2026
The devil made me do it…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
13 Jul 2026
Lost one in a fryer…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
10 Jul 2026
I’ll be light there!Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
9 Jul 2026
When was this planket washed last?Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
8 Jul 2026
The view inspiration…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
7 Jul 2026
Mostly spiders and snakes…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
6 Jul 2026
Suddenness will eventually catch up to you…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
3 Jul 2026
Smarp noshers know best…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
2 Jul 2026
That’s what she said…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
1 Jul 2026
Got vomit?Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
30 Jun 2026
It’s the Three Taxi Problem…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
29 Jun 2026
I’ve seen bigger…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
25 Jun 2026
This bag is too clingy…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
24 Jun 2026
Naturally fermented…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
23 Jun 2026
Alien miscegenation prohibited…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
22 Jun 2026
The side quest whichcost extra…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
19 Jun 2026
Guard your TradeMark…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
18 Jun 2026
Let me check my place for save money…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
17 Jun 2026
Fully funded dessert…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
15 Jun 2026
Birds get it…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
12 Jun 2026
Only on my birthday…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
10 Jun 2026
The owner is a sonfabitch…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
9 Jun 2026
Surprisingly, it’s in the building code…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
8 Jun 2026
Couldn’t ask for better walk weather…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
5 Jun 2026
Don’t expect the gate agent to help…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
4 Jun 2026
I like the straightforward pattern…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
3 Jun 2026
The first step to pleasantlyment…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
2 Jun 2026
Peace one earth, goodwill toward earthmen…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
1 Jun 2026
I get a feeling they have beans…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
29 May 2026
This is why I don’t go outside…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
28 May 2026
Most of it is Star Trek…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
27 May 2026
Please explained…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
26 May 2026
Blast that ugly off…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
25 May 2026
Don’t forget to mumble…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
22 May 2026
Eat your vegetarians, Johnny…Read at engrish.com (opens in a new tab)
21 May 2026
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