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Do you find it hard to accurately tap on the tiny buttons in phone apps? A plastic Halloween witch finger will solve your woes!original ↗

21 Sept 2026

Upgrade your vertical video viewing experience with new “motorized monitor” technology!original ↗

14 Sept 2026

Make your highway driving experience safer with this lane-changing laser beam idea from a dystopian future video game!original ↗

7 Sept 2026

Don’t bother wearing a giant and unwieldy sun hat: just use a regular baseball cap with this one amazing enhancement!original ↗

31 Aug 2026

A proposed enhancement to the trend of adding “Student Driver” stickers to cars. Isn’t it weird that drivers can request MORE patience, but not less?original ↗

24 Aug 2026

Stop eating entire “jumbo size“ bags of snacks that you impulsively bought, thanks to this household animal that can save you from yourself!original ↗

17 Aug 2026

Reduce your water bills with this tip that re-uses the fresh water from your shower in an incredibly convenient fashion!original ↗

10 Aug 2026

How to bring the coin-operated arcade machine experience to home game consoles. Save your quarters!original ↗

3 Aug 2026

Motivate yourself to run faster with this new proposed enhancement for the “zombies chasing you” fitness genre.original ↗

27 Jul 2026

Practice your foreign language skills with a robot parrot that is always listening to you (and always judging you)!original ↗

20 Jul 2026

A practical means of powering your civilization for more than 1 trillion years in an eco-friendly fashion!original ↗

13 Jul 2026

Take charge of your email: obtain the coveted “inbox zero” through willful ignorance! The inbox zero illusion becomes reality.original ↗

6 Jul 2026

Reduce food waste and bring a high class touch to any restaurant with this new receipt technology.original ↗

29 Jun 2026

Improve the interactivity of your classical art museum: for each painting, add hidden elements that can only be seen by shining ultraviolet light onto the painting.original ↗

22 Jun 2026

Avoid running into another person when walking around a corner, thanks to this new and intuitive use of light and shadow!original ↗

15 Jun 2026

Watch a movie that finally respects your nuanced ethical opinions, thanks to a quiz you take at the very start of the film!original ↗

8 Jun 2026

This new over-engineered clothing system will dramatically reduce the amount of time you spend sorting clothes out of the dryer!original ↗

1 Jun 2026

Are you a renter who is forbidden from having a pet by a heartless landlord? Maybe this “dog breath pillow” will save the day!original ↗

25 May 2026

Increase the development of human civilization by 50% with this one strange and forbidden idea! Read on at your own peril!original ↗

18 May 2026

Visualize your income as a “dollars per hour” water faucet, to really see where the money goes!original ↗

11 May 2026

Avoid being scalded by a jet of boiling hot water in your shower with this new “automatic temperature balancer” invention!original ↗

4 May 2026

Achieve 2x shaving razor efficiency! Warning: do not use unless your face is EXACTLY symmetrical.original ↗

27 Apr 2026

Electronics generate a lot of “waste heat,” and cats enjoy sitting on warm surfaces: a match made in heaven?original ↗

20 Apr 2026

Never again be befuddled by an unexpected question on a video call (that you weren’t paying attention to)! A boon for daydreamers and the lazy alike.original ↗

13 Apr 2026

Describe “friends” and “acquaintances” with a greater level of accuracy (and without offending anyone) with this new soon-to-be-universal nomenclature!original ↗

6 Apr 2026

Get cultured! A new method for obtaining citations for jokes (and literary/movie references) that you didn’t understand.original ↗

30 Mar 2026

Bring natural selection (and finches) to your next “Darwin Party.” Never worry about guests fighting over the same food niche again!original ↗

23 Mar 2026