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2026
Do you find it hard to accurately tap on the tiny buttons in phone apps? A plastic Halloween witch finger will solve your woes!original ↗
21 Sept 2026
14 Sept 2026
Make your highway driving experience safer with this lane-changing laser beam idea from a dystopian future video game!original ↗
7 Sept 2026
Don’t bother wearing a giant and unwieldy sun hat: just use a regular baseball cap with this one amazing enhancement!original ↗
31 Aug 2026
A proposed enhancement to the trend of adding “Student Driver” stickers to cars. Isn’t it weird that drivers can request MORE patience, but not less?original ↗
24 Aug 2026
Stop eating entire “jumbo size“ bags of snacks that you impulsively bought, thanks to this household animal that can save you from yourself!original ↗
17 Aug 2026
Reduce your water bills with this tip that re-uses the fresh water from your shower in an incredibly convenient fashion!original ↗
10 Aug 2026
How to bring the coin-operated arcade machine experience to home game consoles. Save your quarters!original ↗
3 Aug 2026
Motivate yourself to run faster with this new proposed enhancement for the “zombies chasing you” fitness genre.original ↗
27 Jul 2026
Practice your foreign language skills with a robot parrot that is always listening to you (and always judging you)!original ↗
20 Jul 2026
A practical means of powering your civilization for more than 1 trillion years in an eco-friendly fashion!original ↗
13 Jul 2026
Take charge of your email: obtain the coveted “inbox zero” through willful ignorance! The inbox zero illusion becomes reality.original ↗
6 Jul 2026
Reduce food waste and bring a high class touch to any restaurant with this new receipt technology.original ↗
29 Jun 2026
Improve the interactivity of your classical art museum: for each painting, add hidden elements that can only be seen by shining ultraviolet light onto the painting.original ↗
22 Jun 2026
Avoid running into another person when walking around a corner, thanks to this new and intuitive use of light and shadow!original ↗
15 Jun 2026
Watch a movie that finally respects your nuanced ethical opinions, thanks to a quiz you take at the very start of the film!original ↗
8 Jun 2026
This new over-engineered clothing system will dramatically reduce the amount of time you spend sorting clothes out of the dryer!original ↗
1 Jun 2026
Are you a renter who is forbidden from having a pet by a heartless landlord? Maybe this “dog breath pillow” will save the day!original ↗
25 May 2026
Increase the development of human civilization by 50% with this one strange and forbidden idea! Read on at your own peril!original ↗
18 May 2026
Visualize your income as a “dollars per hour” water faucet, to really see where the money goes!original ↗
11 May 2026
Avoid being scalded by a jet of boiling hot water in your shower with this new “automatic temperature balancer” invention!original ↗
4 May 2026
Achieve 2x shaving razor efficiency! Warning: do not use unless your face is EXACTLY symmetrical.original ↗
27 Apr 2026
Electronics generate a lot of “waste heat,” and cats enjoy sitting on warm surfaces: a match made in heaven?original ↗
20 Apr 2026
Never again be befuddled by an unexpected question on a video call (that you weren’t paying attention to)! A boon for daydreamers and the lazy alike.original ↗
13 Apr 2026
Describe “friends” and “acquaintances” with a greater level of accuracy (and without offending anyone) with this new soon-to-be-universal nomenclature!original ↗
6 Apr 2026