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2026
26 Sept 2026
26 Sept 2026
26 Sept 2026
and maybe after I eat 50 fried shrimp (I decided there were more) the monster is impressed by my…original ↗
26 Sept 2026
I’m so hungry if a scary monster showed up at my door but it had like 30+ fried shrimp with it I’d…original ↗
26 Sept 2026
25 Sept 2026
25 Sept 2026
it’s insane that iris by goo goo dolls can just come on the radio when you’re like eating pho at a…original ↗
23 Sept 2026
I’m sorry I can’t be your ai generated vertical daddy dom alpha wolf prince with a breastfeeding…original ↗
23 Sept 2026
23 Sept 2026
22 Sept 2026
21 Sept 2026
why is society so biased against girls who suck ass at everything and have no hope for the futureoriginal ↗
21 Sept 2026
I miss Leon Kennedy so bad. can someone buy me a ps4 really quick so I can see him again. I’ll take…original ↗
21 Sept 2026
21 Sept 2026
Precious stones 😔 i want to own a diamond with a certificate or a ruby but they’re way out of my…original ↗
20 Sept 2026
20 Sept 2026
the issue with owning these pants 6 times in 2 different colors is that I am gonna spend the whole…original ↗
20 Sept 2026
puppy realizing that his friends went to the beach without inviting him and they don’t even care…original ↗
18 Sept 2026
(sneezes) oh fuck that wasn’t a normal flower.. that was friend pollen :/ now we have to hang out or…original ↗
18 Sept 2026
12 Sept 2026
11 Sept 2026
11 Sept 2026
10 Sept 2026
actors chiming in on fanfic and fandom stuff makes me feel like they’re breaking into my house and…original ↗
10 Sept 2026
every night I want to eat in front of the tv but I take movies way too seriously so I always end up…original ↗
10 Sept 2026
9 Sept 2026
9 Sept 2026
9 Sept 2026
7 Sept 2026
as mayor, i will be instituting a chain of publicly-funded movie theaters which are open 24/7 and…original ↗
7 Sept 2026
7 Sept 2026
7 Sept 2026
7 Sept 2026
becoming an adult in the 2020s is so fucked because everyone is like “everything is so expensive”…original ↗
6 Sept 2026
I’m all alone in an unfamiliar city with uncomfortable shoes and a very conspicuous crossbow.original ↗
6 Sept 2026
the most important thing is the truth and sometimes the truth is a lie but that’s OK as long as it’s…original ↗
6 Sept 2026
my awful perversion is I think the secret more truthful ending is often found before a film actually…original ↗
5 Sept 2026
I knew there was something perverted about me when I started looking forward to cinema trailers.original ↗
5 Sept 2026
5 Sept 2026
5 Sept 2026