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"https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2012/07/23/transportation-ideas-that-wont-work-because-of-science-part-1/", "published_at": "2012-07-23T16:08:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4a5-5a48-71b9-a6fd-fb6430116570", "title": "HOW ABOUT YOU LEARN HOW THE GODDAMN CAMERA WORKS FIRST?", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2012/05/02/how-about-you-learn-how-the-goddamn-camera-works-first/", "published_at": "2012-05-02T06:15:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4a5-5a48-71b9-a6fd-fb643043cb76", "title": "MORE LIKE UNIVERSAL SATAN BUS…", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2012/02/27/more-like-universal-satan-bus/", "published_at": "2012-02-27T15:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4a5-5a48-71b9-a6fd-fb6430979b13", "title": "SUCH LEVELS OF INCOMPETENCE I HAVE SCARCE WITNESSED", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2012/02/22/such-levels-of-incompetence-i-have-scarce-witnessed/", "published_at": "2012-02-23T03:08:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4a5-5a48-71b9-a6fd-fb6430c34042", "title": "PIZZA ≠ VEGETABLE", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2012/01/27/pizza-%e2%89%a0-vegetable/", "published_at": "2012-01-27T15:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4a5-5a48-71b9-a6fd-fb6430fa86e9", "title": "THINK JESUS PREACHED LOVE? THINK AGAIN.", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2012/01/20/think-jesus-preached-love-think-again/", "published_at": "2012-01-21T05:59:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4a5-5a48-71b9-a6fd-fb6431739d53", "title": "NO MEANS NO, EVEN IF YOU’RE JUSTIN BIEBER", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/12/18/no-means-no-even-if-youre-justin-bieber/", "published_at": "2011-12-18T09:03:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4a9-35f8-711b-a3dd-4d7907a12fa8", "title": "ATTENTION FACEBOOK VIGILANTES: SHUT THE FUCK UP", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/12/06/attention-facebook-vigilantes-shut-the-fuck-up/", "published_at": "2011-12-06T15:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4a9-35f8-711b-a3dd-4d790894f912", "title": "THE SEEDS OF JESUS. IN YOUR MOUTH.", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/11/14/the-seeds-of-jesus-in-your-mouth/", "published_at": "2011-11-14T15:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4a9-35f8-711b-a3dd-4d79093f91cd", "title": "IN WHICH SOMEONE GETS VERY UPSET OVER A CHOCOLATE PENIS", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/08/12/in-which-someone-gets-very-upset-about-a-chocolate-penis/", "published_at": "2011-08-12T13:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4a9-35f8-711b-a3dd-4d7909c82c6f", "title": "IN WHICH I RUIN A CHILDHOOD FANTASY OF YOURS. ON PURPOSE.", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/08/07/in-which-i-ruin-a-childhood-fantasy-of-yours-on-purpose/", "published_at": "2011-08-07T19:41:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4a9-35f8-711b-a3dd-4d790aaf9881", "title": "CELL PHONES DO NOT CAUSE CANCER. STILL. REALLY.", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/06/15/cell-phones-do-not-cause-cancer-still-really/", "published_at": "2011-06-15T13:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4a9-35f8-711b-a3dd-4d790b7b45d1", "title": "PETA: PURVEYORS OF EXCESSIVE TITS AND ASSES", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/05/23/peta-purveyors-of-excessive-tits-and-asses/", "published_at": "2011-05-23T13:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4a9-35f8-711b-a3dd-4d790bab3bc1", "title": "NUMBER ONE THREAT TO AMERICA: MORE COFFEE", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/05/20/number-one-threat-to-america-more-coffee/", "published_at": "2011-05-20T13:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4a9-35f8-711b-a3dd-4d790c4670b5", "title": "A PERFECT STORM OF WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/05/16/a-perfect-storm-of-what-the-fuck-are-you-talking-about/", "published_at": "2011-05-16T13:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4a9-35f8-711b-a3dd-4d790c82659b", "title": "TWENTY UNINTENTIONALLY SEXUAL CHURCH SIGNS", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/05/02/twenty-unintentionally-sexual-church-signs/", "published_at": "2011-05-02T13:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4a9-35f8-711b-a3dd-4d790d654a23", "title": "THE TWO MOST HORRIFYING PIECES OF TECHNOLOGY EVER CREATED", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/04/29/the-two-most-horrifying-pieces-of-technology-ever-created/", "published_at": "2011-04-29T13:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4ab-98a7-70b9-87af-06ea6c63f878", "title": "THREE PRODUCTS TO ANNOUNCE TO THE WORLD THAT YOU’VE GIVEN UP", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/04/25/three-products-to-announce-to-the-world-that-youve-given-up/", "published_at": "2011-04-25T13:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4ab-98a7-70b9-87af-06ea6d49ea8d", "title": "JESUS DID NOT MANIFEST HIMSELF IN A TREE BRANCH. STOP IT.", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/04/22/jesus-did-not-manifest-himself-in-a-branch-stop-it/", "published_at": "2011-04-22T13:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4ab-98a7-70b9-87af-06ea6d786e4b", "title": "THIS ISN’T ROCKET SURGERY", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/04/18/this-isnt-rocket-surgery/", "published_at": "2011-04-18T13:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4ab-98a7-70b9-87af-06ea6d9468dc", "title": "LOGO DESIGN MUST BE HARDER THAN I THOUGHT", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/04/15/logo-design-must-be-harder-than-i-thought/", "published_at": "2011-04-16T01:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4ab-98a7-70b9-87af-06ea6e055695", "title": "KEEPING MURDER IN PERSPECTIVE", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/04/11/keeping-murder-in-perspective/", "published_at": "2011-04-11T13:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4ab-98a7-70b9-87af-06ea6ed7d391", "title": "SADNESS IS JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR NOT ENOUGH FLASHLIGHTS IN YOUR BRAIN", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/04/04/sadness-is-just-another-word-for-not-enough-flashlights-in-your-brain/", "published_at": "2011-04-04T13:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4ab-98a7-70b9-87af-06ea6f58ad4e", "title": "IN CASE BEING BALD WASN’T A BIG ENOUGH BLOW TO YOUR EGO…", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/04/01/in-case-being-bald-wasnt-a-big-enough-blow-to-your-ego/", "published_at": "2011-04-01T13:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4ab-98a7-70b9-87af-06ea6f9a8107", "title": "THIS IS LITERALLY JUST AN EXCUSE TO POST CAT PICTURES", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/03/30/this-is-literally-just-an-excuse-to-post-cat-pictures/", "published_at": "2011-03-30T13:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4ab-98a7-70b9-87af-06ea6fea3474", "title": "5 SONGS THAT PROVE YOU SHOULDN’T TAKE ADVICE FROM CARRIE UNDERWOOD", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/03/28/5-songs-that-prove-you-shouldnt-take-advice-from-carrie-underwood/", "published_at": "2011-03-28T13:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4ab-98a7-70b9-87af-06ea70a40e60", "title": "OMG ALEIN LIFE HAS DEFINATELY PROBLY BEEN FOUND!!!1!", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/03/07/omg-alein-life-has-definately-probly-been-found1/", "published_at": "2011-03-07T15:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4af-0f2a-7265-bf64-299c940c1136", "title": "NO, SEE, WE ACTUALLY HAVE LAWS AGAINST BLATANT RACISM", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/03/03/no-see-actually-we-have-laws-against-blatant-racism/", "published_at": "2011-03-03T15:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4af-0f2a-7265-bf64-299c9426377d", "title": "SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE KILLED BECAUSE OF JUSTIN BIEBER", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/02/28/someone-is-going-to-be-killed-because-of-justin-bieber/", "published_at": "2011-02-28T15:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4af-0f2a-7265-bf64-299c95104e66", "title": "A CONVERSATION BETWEEN TWO SCIENTISTS", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/02/26/a-conversation-between-scientists/", "published_at": "2011-02-27T02:19:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4af-0f2a-7265-bf64-299c95e9a0cb", "title": "YOU KNOW WHAT’S FUN? PEEING ON YOURSELF.", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/02/09/you-know-whats-fun-peeing-on-yourself/", "published_at": "2011-02-09T15:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4af-0f2a-7265-bf64-299c963cb943", "title": "IT’S A PUDDLE. THAT YOU PAY FOR.", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/02/07/its-a-puddle-that-you-pay-for/", "published_at": "2011-02-07T15:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4af-0f2a-7265-bf64-299c96c624a2", "title": "SHWEEB: TRANSPORTATION SYSTEM (THAT WON’T WORK) OF THE FUTURE", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/02/04/shweeb-transportation-system-that-wont-work-of-the-future/", "published_at": "2011-02-04T15:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4af-0f2a-7265-bf64-299c96e8a049", "title": "ON SELF-ELECTROCUTION AND LITIGIOUSNESS", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/02/02/on-self-electrocution-and-litigiousness/", "published_at": "2011-02-02T15:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4af-0f2a-7265-bf64-299c97e4fa69", "title": "EQUAL OPPORTUNITY BADASS", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/01/31/equal-opportunity-badass/", "published_at": "2011-01-31T15:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4af-0f2a-7265-bf64-299c98c5278f", "title": "THE SUN DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/01/28/the-sun-does-not-belong-to-you/", "published_at": "2011-01-28T15:00:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d4af-0f2a-7265-bf64-299c99b3de94", "title": "A STUPID ACCESSORY FOR AN OBSOLETE PRODUCT", "url": "https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/01/26/a-stupid-accessory-for-an-obsolete-product/", "published_at": "2011-01-26T15:00:00+00:00" } ] posts Claim your blog

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THIS IS THE WORLD CHARLIE KIRK WANTED original ↗

22 Sept 2025

2024

YOU’RE NOT GETTING A HOTEL IN SPACE original ↗

7 Dec 2024

LET’S TALK ABOUT “BREAD AND CIRCUSES”original ↗

28 Nov 2024

WHAT THE FUCK IS PROCESSED FOOD?original ↗

9 Nov 2024

THERE IS NO WORST-CASE SCENARIO original ↗

6 Nov 2024

2022

BREAKING DOWN THE STUPIDEST CHRISTMAS AD ON TV original ↗

25 Dec 2022

DON’T GET TOO EXCITED ABOUT NUCLEAR FUSION original ↗

24 Dec 2022

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHETHER A FETUS IS A PERSON original ↗

2 Jun 2022

2021

WHY THE FLIKR PORTABLE FIREPLACE IS A STUPID IDEA original ↗

5 Mar 2021

2020

THE TESLA CYBERTRUCK LUNAR ROVER IS DUMB AS HELL original ↗

13 Jun 2020

6 FOODS YOU’RE COOKING WRONG original ↗

10 Jun 2020

THE CHRISTIAN COOPER SITUATION IS NOT THAT SIMPLE original ↗

27 May 2020

2019

CHINA WANTS TO PUT A SOLAR FARM IN SPACE BECAUSE NONE OF THEM READ MY BLOG original ↗

2 Mar 2019

ARE MILLENNIALS KILLING THE SUNDIAL INDUSTRY?original ↗

25 Feb 2019

MEGHAN TRAINOR’S PR PEOPLE HAVE LOST THEIR MINDS original ↗

23 Feb 2019

2017

TOM BRADY IS A BEAUTIFUL IDIOT original ↗

11 Nov 2017

19 REASONS THIS “SURVIVAL” STORY SMELLS FISHY original ↗

31 Oct 2017

WHY ARIAN FOSTER CAN’T FIGHT A WOLF original ↗

9 Mar 2017

NO ONE CARES THAT YOU’RE SAD original ↗

21 Jan 2017

2016

13 NEW RULES FOR AIR TRAVEL original ↗

7 Nov 2016

COULD THIS BE THE WORLD’S FIRST NUCLEAR-POWERED AIRLINER? (NO.)original ↗

1 Aug 2016

4 REASONS SOLAR ROADWAYS ARE FUCKING STUPID original ↗

18 Jul 2016

BATMAN V. SUPERMAN IS BAD. THIS IS NOT WHY.original ↗

9 Apr 2016

2 SUPER BOWL MYTHS THAT WON’T DIE original ↗

30 Jan 2016

THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS’ STAR WARS VIDEO IS FUCKING STUPID original ↗

15 Jan 2016

LET’S TALK ABOUT BLOWJOBS original ↗

1 Jan 2016

2015

13 STUPID PEOPLE SAY STUPID THINGS ABOUT GAY MARRIAGE original ↗

27 Jul 2015

THREE REASONS THIS ROCKET WON’T SEND US TO MARS original ↗

20 Apr 2015

WHY I AM NOT ALL ABOUT “ALL ABOUT THAT BASS”original ↗

11 Apr 2015

SPACE-BASED SOLAR POWER: DON’T GET TOO EXCITED original ↗

4 Apr 2015

WHY CATS KICK THEMSELVES IN THE FACE original ↗

21 Mar 2015

APPARENTLY SOME PEOPLE AREN’T FAT ENOUGH original ↗

14 Mar 2015

YOU ARE NOT A TETRACHROMAT, AND THIS GRAPHIC IS BULLSHIT original ↗

3 Mar 2015

2014

I WATCHED “VERTICAL LIMIT” (AGAIN) SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO original ↗

8 Dec 2014

CAROLE R. DAVIS NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP original ↗

24 May 2014

WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR…original ↗

17 May 2014

EAT IT, BRITAIN original ↗

1 Mar 2014

KICKSTARTER, MEET SCIENCE.original ↗

22 Feb 2014

22 STUPID PEOPLE HOLDING SIGNS original ↗

15 Feb 2014

THE TRANSPARENT TOASTER original ↗

1 Feb 2014

COSMO’S GUIDE TO THE SUPER BOWL (FOR LADIES)original ↗

29 Jan 2014

SIX REASONS WE’RE NOT GETTING A MOON ELEVATOR original ↗

25 Jan 2014

THAT’S NO SQUID…original ↗

18 Jan 2014

DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK original ↗

10 Jan 2014

2013

18 REASONS WHY I AM WRONG: A RESPONSE original ↗

14 Jul 2013

SIX REASONS YOU SHOULDN’T TAKE DIETARY ADVICE FROM CAVEMEN original ↗

23 Jun 2013

A NOTE ON MY LONG ABSENCE original ↗

10 Jun 2013

HERE IS A STUPID IDEA THAT IS STUPID original ↗

31 Mar 2013

THE MOST AWESOME THING IN SPACE (IF YOU HAVE THE MATURITY OF A TWELVE-YEAR-OLD)original ↗

10 Mar 2013

DEATH FROM THE SKIES! OR SOMETHING.original ↗

1 Mar 2013

2012

ELECTROLUX’S TEN DESIGN LAB FINALISTS (ARE ALL FUCKING STUPID): PART TWO original ↗

27 Oct 2012

ELECTROLUX’S TEN DESIGN LAB FINALISTS (ARE ALL FUCKING STUPID): PART ONE original ↗

20 Oct 2012

HOW PINTEREST IS MAKING WOMEN INTOLERABLE original ↗

17 Oct 2012

THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO’S BEEN PAYING ATTENTION original ↗

18 Sept 2012

BLOW ME, YOU’LL FEEL BETTER original ↗

7 Sept 2012

18 COMMENTS ON SCIENCE THAT MAKE ME SAD original ↗

27 Aug 2012

THE HORRIFYING IMPLICATIONS OF CHILDHOOD NUTRITION original ↗

17 Aug 2012

NENDO’S CUTE PLANT-SHAPED AIRLEAF MINI WON’T DO A GODDAMN THING original ↗

13 Aug 2012

GO AND BE SKINNY SOMEWHERE ELSE original ↗

10 Aug 2012

FOR PARENTS WHO DON’T LIKE THEIR CHILDREN original ↗

6 Aug 2012

TRANSPORTATION IDEAS THAT WON’T WORK (BECAUSE OF SCIENCE): PART 3 original ↗

3 Aug 2012

HYPERSENSITIVITY original ↗

30 Jul 2012

TRANSPORTATION IDEAS THAT WON’T WORK (BECAUSE OF SCIENCE): PART 2 original ↗

27 Jul 2012

TRANSPORTATION IDEAS THAT WON’T WORK (BECAUSE OF SCIENCE): PART 1 original ↗

23 Jul 2012

HOW ABOUT YOU LEARN HOW THE GODDAMN CAMERA WORKS FIRST?original ↗

2 May 2012

MORE LIKE UNIVERSAL SATAN BUS…original ↗

27 Feb 2012

SUCH LEVELS OF INCOMPETENCE I HAVE SCARCE WITNESSED original ↗

23 Feb 2012

PIZZA ≠ VEGETABLE original ↗

27 Jan 2012

THINK JESUS PREACHED LOVE? THINK AGAIN.original ↗

21 Jan 2012

2011

NO MEANS NO, EVEN IF YOU’RE JUSTIN BIEBER original ↗

18 Dec 2011

ATTENTION FACEBOOK VIGILANTES: SHUT THE FUCK UP original ↗

6 Dec 2011

THE SEEDS OF JESUS. IN YOUR MOUTH.original ↗

14 Nov 2011

IN WHICH SOMEONE GETS VERY UPSET OVER A CHOCOLATE PENIS original ↗

12 Aug 2011

IN WHICH I RUIN A CHILDHOOD FANTASY OF YOURS. ON PURPOSE.original ↗

7 Aug 2011

CELL PHONES DO NOT CAUSE CANCER. STILL. REALLY.original ↗

15 Jun 2011

PETA: PURVEYORS OF EXCESSIVE TITS AND ASSES original ↗

23 May 2011

NUMBER ONE THREAT TO AMERICA: MORE COFFEE original ↗

20 May 2011

A PERFECT STORM OF WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT original ↗

16 May 2011

TWENTY UNINTENTIONALLY SEXUAL CHURCH SIGNS original ↗

2 May 2011

THE TWO MOST HORRIFYING PIECES OF TECHNOLOGY EVER CREATED original ↗

29 Apr 2011

THREE PRODUCTS TO ANNOUNCE TO THE WORLD THAT YOU’VE GIVEN UP original ↗

25 Apr 2011

JESUS DID NOT MANIFEST HIMSELF IN A TREE BRANCH. STOP IT.original ↗

22 Apr 2011

THIS ISN’T ROCKET SURGERY original ↗

18 Apr 2011

LOGO DESIGN MUST BE HARDER THAN I THOUGHT original ↗

16 Apr 2011

KEEPING MURDER IN PERSPECTIVE original ↗

11 Apr 2011

SADNESS IS JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR NOT ENOUGH FLASHLIGHTS IN YOUR BRAIN original ↗

4 Apr 2011

IN CASE BEING BALD WASN’T A BIG ENOUGH BLOW TO YOUR EGO…original ↗

1 Apr 2011

THIS IS LITERALLY JUST AN EXCUSE TO POST CAT PICTURES original ↗

30 Mar 2011

5 SONGS THAT PROVE YOU SHOULDN’T TAKE ADVICE FROM CARRIE UNDERWOOD original ↗

28 Mar 2011

OMG ALEIN LIFE HAS DEFINATELY PROBLY BEEN FOUND!!!1!original ↗

7 Mar 2011

NO, SEE, WE ACTUALLY HAVE LAWS AGAINST BLATANT RACISM original ↗

3 Mar 2011

SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE KILLED BECAUSE OF JUSTIN BIEBER original ↗

28 Feb 2011

A CONVERSATION BETWEEN TWO SCIENTISTS original ↗

27 Feb 2011

YOU KNOW WHAT’S FUN? PEEING ON YOURSELF.original ↗

9 Feb 2011

IT’S A PUDDLE. THAT YOU PAY FOR.original ↗

7 Feb 2011

SHWEEB: TRANSPORTATION SYSTEM (THAT WON’T WORK) OF THE FUTURE original ↗

4 Feb 2011

ON SELF-ELECTROCUTION AND LITIGIOUSNESS original ↗

2 Feb 2011

EQUAL OPPORTUNITY BADASS original ↗

31 Jan 2011

THE SUN DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU original ↗

28 Jan 2011

A STUPID ACCESSORY FOR AN OBSOLETE PRODUCT original ↗

26 Jan 2011