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41554 blogs · [ { "id": "01a0dfa9-2fd4-7106-b16a-22209ed1620e", "title": "Honestly, the most relatable Jesus I’ve ever seen.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/09/19/honestly-the-most-relatable-jesus-ive-ever-seen/", "published_at": "2023-09-19T20:18:49+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfa9-2fd4-7106-b16a-22209f9627f0", "title": "I don’t know what I’m doing but I’m doing it. Please do it with me. (Not sexually.)", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/09/13/i-dont-know-what-im-doing-but-im-doing-it-please-do-it-with-me-not-sexually/", "published_at": "2023-09-13T17:51:05+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfa9-2fd4-7106-b16a-2220a0545828", "title": "Questioning my sanity more than usual.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/09/12/questioning-my-sanity-more-than-usual/", "published_at": "2023-09-12T17:30:43+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfa9-2fd4-7106-b16a-2220a0a397f4", "title": "What I read in September.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/09/07/what-i-read-in-september/", "published_at": "2023-09-07T20:41:15+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfa9-2fd4-7106-b16a-2220a1a0d3bb", "title": "I have questions.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/09/04/i-have-questions/", "published_at": "2023-09-04T19:25:42+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfa9-2fd4-7106-b16a-2220a1de0bf0", "title": "I’M BUFFERING", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/08/31/im-buffering/", "published_at": "2023-08-31T18:20:15+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfa9-2fd4-7106-b16a-2220a232492a", "title": "(Possibly) haunted dolls needing a good home.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/08/29/possibly-haunted-dolls-needing-a-good-home/", "published_at": "2023-08-29T21:02:09+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfa9-2fd4-7106-b16a-2220a313d0a4", "title": "This is not a real post.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/08/25/this-is-not-a-real-post-4/", "published_at": "2023-08-25T19:38:05+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfa9-2fd4-7106-b16a-2220a36ada39", "title": "What Jenny Lawson quote are you?", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/08/24/what-jenny-lawson-quote-are-you/", "published_at": "2023-08-24T20:46:29+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfa9-2fd4-7106-b16a-2220a3f88a85", "title": "I can’t even text correctly", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/08/21/i-cant-even-text-correctly/", "published_at": "2023-08-21T18:49:51+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfae-f1d6-7080-9637-c06472c8669e", "title": "Rip-your-heart-out playlist for when your child is leaving home", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/08/16/rip-your-heart-out-playlist-for-when-your-child-is-leaving-home/", "published_at": "2023-08-16T19:58:26+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfae-f1d6-7080-9637-c06473023d3c", "title": "Ow, my heart.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/08/15/ow-my-heart-2/", "published_at": "2023-08-15T20:08:33+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfae-f1d6-7080-9637-c06473a6297b", "title": "I mean, it’s not *not* wrong", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/08/09/i-mean-its-not-not-wrong/", "published_at": "2023-08-09T20:53:35+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfae-f1d6-7080-9637-c06474876e23", "title": "Let me tempt you with books about gay frogs and dismembered rock and roll hands.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/08/07/let-me-tempt-you-with-books-about-gay-frogs-and-dismembered-rock-and-roll-hands/", "published_at": "2023-08-07T17:32:36+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfae-f1d6-7080-9637-c064754715ae", "title": "It’s Friday. You need this.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/08/04/its-friday-you-need-this-2/", "published_at": "2023-08-04T19:42:07+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfae-f1d6-7080-9637-c06475bd3371", "title": "And that’s why I can’t go back to the gym again.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/08/02/and-thats-why-i-cant-go-back-to-the-gym-again/", "published_at": "2023-08-02T19:15:44+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfae-f1d6-7080-9637-c06476174f82", "title": "I BROKE A FINGER. Sort of.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/07/28/39465/", "published_at": "2023-07-28T20:44:30+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfae-f1d6-7080-9637-c06476624561", "title": "Am I on candid camera?", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/07/24/am-i-on-candid-camera/", "published_at": "2023-07-24T19:46:11+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfae-f1d6-7080-9637-c06476c74647", "title": "If you don’t need this reminder you are a better person than I am.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/07/18/if-you-dont-need-this-reminder-you-are-a-better-person-than-i-am/", "published_at": "2023-07-18T19:00:31+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfae-f1d6-7080-9637-c0647773cf0c", "title": "IMPORTANT: WHAT TO DO IN CASE OF SPLOOTING", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/07/14/important-what-to-do-in-case-of-splooting/", "published_at": "2023-07-14T19:50:36+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfb4-e2fc-702e-8ced-cd44b5748aab", "title": "Be careful out there.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/07/12/be-careful-out-there-2/", "published_at": "2023-07-12T20:25:15+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfb4-e2fc-702e-8ced-cd44b6742fc4", "title": "July reads. (This will either convince you to join my horror book club or will make you run screaming from it. Choose wisely.)", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/07/07/july-reads-this-will-either-convince-you-to-join-my-horror-book-club-or-will-make-you-run-screaming-from-it-choose-wisely/", "published_at": "2023-07-07T19:00:31+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfb4-e2fc-702e-8ced-cd44b6bea9a9", "title": "Happy anniversary to these two absolute babies.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/07/04/happy-anniversary-to-these-two-absolute-babies/", "published_at": "2023-07-04T18:13:15+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfb4-e2fc-702e-8ced-cd44b726f489", "title": "It’s Friday. You need this.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/06/30/its-friday-you-need-this/", "published_at": "2023-06-30T18:44:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfb4-e2fc-702e-8ced-cd44b77a37fd", "title": "Debbie, screaming irrationally in our hearts forever.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/06/27/debbie-screaming-irrationally-in-our-hearts-forever/", "published_at": "2023-06-27T15:46:53+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfb4-e2fc-702e-8ced-cd44b862c402", "title": "“Waiter, there’s a tree in my clam.”", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/06/19/waiter-theres-a-tree-in-my-clam/", "published_at": "2023-06-19T17:36:33+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfb4-e2fc-702e-8ced-cd44b8836ac4", "title": "I don’t even know where my horn is.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/06/13/i-dont-even-know-where-my-horn-is/", "published_at": "2023-06-13T18:39:54+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfb4-e2fc-702e-8ced-cd44b8a7ac4e", "title": "Old west queer brothel revenge love stories and culty mystery islands reliving 1994 forever. This is what happens when you let me pick out your books.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/06/06/old-west-queer-brothel-revenge-love-stories-and-culty-mystery-islands-reliving-1994-forever-this-is-what-happens-when-you-let-me-pick-out-your-books/", "published_at": "2023-06-06T19:18:31+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfb4-e2fc-702e-8ced-cd44b91b1fea", "title": "It’s Friday. Step into my office, please. We need to talk about cats.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/06/02/its-friday-step-into-my-office-please-we-need-to-talk-about-cats/", "published_at": "2023-06-02T17:25:47+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfb4-e2fc-702e-8ced-cd44b9a25389", "title": "Whisper words of wisdom. Or just leave them in the comments.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/05/30/whisper-words-of-wisdom-or-just-leave-them-in-the-comments/", "published_at": "2023-05-30T20:24:08+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfba-9bc8-71c0-982a-2eb0560a25b4", "title": "When life may or may not give you lemons", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/05/24/when-life-may-or-may-not-give-you-lemons/", "published_at": "2023-05-24T20:56:53+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfba-9bc8-71c0-982a-2eb056e75d98", "title": "Victor is going to miss these moments. Eventually.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/05/18/victor-is-going-to-miss-these-moments-eventually/", "published_at": "2023-05-18T19:37:52+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfba-9bc8-71c0-982a-2eb0579703f1", "title": "Ends and beginnings", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/05/16/ends-and-beginnings/", "published_at": "2023-05-16T18:26:37+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfba-9bc8-71c0-982a-2eb0588303c8", "title": "I mean…", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/05/11/i-mean/", "published_at": "2023-05-11T17:37:07+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfba-9bc8-71c0-982a-2eb0596efe5d", "title": "May books light your way", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/05/08/may-books-light-your-way/", "published_at": "2023-05-08T20:08:06+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfba-9bc8-71c0-982a-2eb0599863e9", "title": "Tell me it’s going to be okay.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/05/05/tell-me-its-going-to-be-okay/", "published_at": "2023-05-05T18:28:42+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfba-9bc8-71c0-982a-2eb05a94645d", "title": "Sometimes I even surprise myself. Not usually with unexpected sex toys though.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/05/03/sometimes-i-even-surprise-myself-not-usually-with-unexpected-sex-toys-though/", "published_at": "2023-05-03T16:43:43+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfba-9bc8-71c0-982a-2eb05b579ec8", "title": "EVERYONE WINS (especially a very needy abandoned cat)", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/04/27/everyone-wins-especially-a-very-needy-abandoned-cat/", "published_at": "2023-04-27T18:42:39+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfba-9bc8-71c0-982a-2eb05c0ba2fd", "title": "Weird people are the very best kind of people. Change my mind.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/04/24/weird-people-are-the-very-best-kind-of-people-change-my-mind/", "published_at": "2023-04-24T19:18:39+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfba-9bc8-71c0-982a-2eb05c3b62b7", "title": "Also, Jaime Pressly and Margot Robbie are the same person and you will never convince me otherwise.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/04/21/also-jaime-pressly-and-margot-robbie-are-the-same-person-and-you-will-never-convince-me-otherwise/", "published_at": "2023-04-21T17:38:23+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfc0-e193-738c-8181-ce2f3da828e4", "title": "Just to clarify, I was not in literal death match.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/04/18/just-to-clarify-i-was-not-in-literal-death-match/", "published_at": "2023-04-18T19:31:59+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfc0-e193-738c-8181-ce2f3dafa61c", "title": "Honestly though, I *could* start a cult.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/04/14/honestly-though-i-could-start-a-cult/", "published_at": "2023-04-14T20:06:23+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfc0-e193-738c-8181-ce2f3dafa82c", "title": "Oh. There I am.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/04/10/oh-there-i-am/", "published_at": "2023-04-10T18:17:53+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfc0-e193-738c-8181-ce2f3db85aeb", "title": "It’s Friday. Let’s have some fun.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/04/07/its-friday-lets-have-some-fun/", "published_at": "2023-04-07T16:59:16+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfc0-e193-738c-8181-ce2f3e990dac", "title": "The first bloom. Or last bloom. Fuck, I don’t know. It’s a bloom. Let’s just leave it at that.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/04/05/the-first-bloom-or-last-bloom-fuck-i-dont-know-its-a-bloom-lets-just-leave-it-at-that/", "published_at": "2023-04-05T18:27:28+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfc0-e193-738c-8181-ce2f3e9c7285", "title": "What to read in April", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/04/03/what-to-read-in-april/", "published_at": "2023-04-03T21:29:33+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfc0-e193-738c-8181-ce2f3f23664a", "title": "When did the pound symbol stop being the pound symbol? I blame twitter.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/03/29/when-did-the-pound-symbol-stop-being-the-pound-symbol-i-blame-twitter/", "published_at": "2023-03-29T17:46:24+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfc0-e193-738c-8181-ce2f3f4b5fce", "title": "I apologize to any of you who don’t exist anymore because I was too high.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/03/23/i-apologize-to-any-of-you-who-dont-exist-anymore-because-i-was-too-high/", "published_at": "2023-03-23T19:41:32+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfc0-e193-738c-8181-ce2f400db85b", "title": "Bad crack", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/03/17/bad-crack/", "published_at": "2023-03-17T21:44:40+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfc0-e193-738c-8181-ce2f4091505c", "title": "We don’t speak the same language even when we’re speaking the same language", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/03/10/we-dont-speak-the-same-language-even-when-were-speaking-the-same-language/", "published_at": "2023-03-10T19:39:43+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfc7-11f5-7137-b253-76569ce5c197", "title": "What to read in March.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/03/06/what-to-read-in-march/", "published_at": "2023-03-06T20:17:54+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfc7-11f5-7137-b253-76569d512bd9", "title": "Help.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/03/03/help/", "published_at": "2023-03-03T19:11:22+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfc7-11f5-7137-b253-76569dee19a0", "title": "I can’t handle this kind of pressure.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/02/28/i-cant-handle-this-kind-of-pressure/", "published_at": "2023-02-28T19:22:48+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfc7-11f5-7137-b253-76569e80fc89", "title": "I don’t actually know what President’s Day is all about but I’m pretty sure this isn’t it.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/02/20/i-dont-actually-know-what-presidents-day-is-all-about-but-im-pretty-sure-this-isnt-it/", "published_at": "2023-02-20T21:48:36+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfc7-11f5-7137-b253-76569f267710", "title": "I still haven’t found what you’re looking for and maybe that’s for the best.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/02/15/i-still-havent-found-what-youre-looking-for-and-maybe-thats-for-the-best/", "published_at": "2023-02-15T19:24:19+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfc7-11f5-7137-b253-76569f7026d2", "title": "I’m complicated so this post has two titles: “SO EXCITED TO BE SICK” and also “What to read in February”", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/02/10/im-complicated-so-this-post-has-two-titles-so-excited-to-be-sick-and-also-what-to-read-in-february/", "published_at": "2023-02-10T19:18:14+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfc7-11f5-7137-b253-7656a04efc89", "title": "An open letter to Maria Menounos and 23,000 other people I’m hiding from", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/02/06/an-open-letter-to-maria-menounos-and-23000-other-people-im-hiding-from/", "published_at": "2023-02-06T20:07:49+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfc7-11f5-7137-b253-7656a0575b67", "title": "Spoiler: I probably didn’t inhale a bunch of arsenic yesterday and even if I did that’s probably not why I was in the hospital an hour later.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/01/30/spoiler-i-probably-didnt-inhale-a-bunch-of-arsenic-yesterday-and-even-if-i-did-thats-probably-not-why-i-was-in-the-hospital-an-hour-later/", "published_at": "2023-01-30T20:06:36+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfc7-11f5-7137-b253-7656a0bdbf62", "title": "Isn’t my whole body pre-cancerous?", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/01/24/isnt-my-whole-body-pre-cancerous/", "published_at": "2023-01-24T20:29:03+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfc7-11f5-7137-b253-7656a18ccdf9", "title": "It’s Friday and you need this", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/01/20/its-friday-and-you-need-this/", "published_at": "2023-01-20T19:17:33+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfcc-b342-71b8-b330-535f94fe25c7", "title": "Calling all horror aficionados. Let’s get creepy.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/01/16/calling-all-horror-aficionados-lets-get-creepy/", "published_at": "2023-01-16T19:24:33+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfcc-b342-71b8-b330-535f9512a4d4", "title": "What to read in January", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/01/12/what-to-read-in-january/", "published_at": "2023-01-12T21:16:22+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfcc-b342-71b8-b330-535f95514e28", "title": "This is not a real post but if you have something you want more eyes on you probably need to read it.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/01/09/this-is-not-a-real-post-but-if-you-have-something-you-want-more-eyes-on-you-probably-need-to-read-it/", "published_at": "2023-01-09T19:08:02+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfcc-b342-71b8-b330-535f957bbf96", "title": "What was the best thing you read last year?", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2023/01/03/what-was-the-best-thing-you-read-last-year/", "published_at": "2023-01-03T19:56:23+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfcc-b342-71b8-b330-535f95b0ce39", "title": "This is 49.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/12/29/this-is-49/", "published_at": "2022-12-29T19:50:54+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfcc-b342-71b8-b330-535f96aab473", "title": "It’s okay to not be okay", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/12/27/its-okay-to-not-be-okay-3/", "published_at": "2022-12-27T19:36:40+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfcc-b342-71b8-b330-535f97592c69", "title": "Storyworth", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/12/22/storyworth/", "published_at": "2022-12-22T22:00:46+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfcc-b342-71b8-b330-535f97eebe78", "title": "MY INTENTIONS WERE GOOD", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/12/22/my-intentions-were-good/", "published_at": "2022-12-22T20:35:16+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfcc-b342-71b8-b330-535f986961cf", "title": "Every year I say it will be the last and every year I am a damn liar. WELCOME TO THE ALMOST 14th ANNUAL JAMES GARFIELD MIRACLE!", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/12/13/every-year-i-say-it-will-be-the-last-and-every-year-i-am-a-damn-liar-welcome-to-the-almost-14th-annual-james-garfield-miracle/", "published_at": "2022-12-14T00:10:40+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfcc-b342-71b8-b330-535f9909a826", "title": "It’s Friday. Step into my office. Again.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/12/09/its-friday-step-into-my-office-again/", "published_at": "2022-12-09T18:28:17+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfd1-b8ef-728f-9247-8667e1a697d1", "title": "Come read with me", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/12/06/come-read-with-me/", "published_at": "2022-12-06T18:29:13+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfd1-b8f0-72a2-804b-52aa37baafa6", "title": "There are four kinds of people", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/11/30/there-are-four-kinds-of-people/", "published_at": "2022-11-30T18:59:43+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfd1-b8f0-72a2-804b-52aa382c7b55", "title": "Be warm. Avoid rug nipples.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/11/21/be-warm-avoid-rug-nipples/", "published_at": "2022-11-22T00:06:03+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfd1-b8f0-72a2-804b-52aa38af6683", "title": "I’m grateful that I’ve never have to do a gratitude journal.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/11/16/im-grateful-that-ive-never-have-to-do-a-gratitude-journal/", "published_at": "2022-11-16T20:39:51+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfd1-b8f0-72a2-804b-52aa39750915", "title": "It’s Friday and I’m cuddled up on the couch so come join me but wear a mask.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/11/11/its-friday-and-im-cuddled-up-on-the-couch-so-come-join-me-but-wear-a-mask/", "published_at": "2022-11-11T20:33:31+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfd1-b8f0-72a2-804b-52aa39c6914b", "title": "November is for reading", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/11/04/november-is-for-reading/", "published_at": "2022-11-04T21:21:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfd1-b8f0-72a2-804b-52aa3a1a2c4b", "title": "What should I watch?", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/10/31/what-should-i-watch/", "published_at": "2022-10-31T16:55:13+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfd1-b8f0-72a2-804b-52aa3ab10b2c", "title": "It’s Friday. Step into my office.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/10/28/its-friday-step-into-my-office-2/", "published_at": "2022-10-28T18:11:33+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfd1-b8f0-72a2-804b-52aa3b7fd71c", "title": "Nipple hats for cats.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/10/24/nipple-hats-for-cats/", "published_at": "2022-10-24T20:45:08+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfd1-b8f0-72a2-804b-52aa3b9c622e", "title": "Honestly, I’m surprised it’s taken me this long to get a 12 foot skeleton because shit like this is kind of made for me.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/10/17/honestly-im-surprised-its-taken-me-this-long-to-get-a-12-foot-skeleton-because-shit-like-this-is-kind-of-made-for-me/", "published_at": "2022-10-17T18:20:15+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfd6-a46f-73c3-aa53-f9c053c5c382", "title": "I’m too uncool to know which thumbs-up emoji is uncool so someone help me.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/10/13/im-too-uncool-to-know-which-thumbs-up-emoji-is-uncool-so-someone-help-me/", "published_at": "2022-10-13T17:55:11+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfd6-a46f-73c3-aa53-f9c053e2c4db", "title": "Need something creepy to read? I’VE GOT YOU COVERED.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/10/12/need-something-creepy-to-read-ive-got-you-covered/", "published_at": "2022-10-12T21:20:46+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfd6-a46f-73c3-aa53-f9c053e7c8f0", "title": "My real house is a mess but my haunted house is…well, it’s actually a mess too.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/10/06/my-real-house-is-a-mess-but-my-haunted-house-is-well-its-actually-a-mess-too/", "published_at": "2022-10-06T20:08:43+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfd6-a46f-73c3-aa53-f9c054acd3f6", "title": "Happy birthday, Victor.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/09/29/happy-birthday-victor-2/", "published_at": "2022-09-29T20:17:47+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfd6-a46f-73c3-aa53-f9c05590a6ea", "title": "Honestly, I’m just excited for the weirdos who will one day discover our house during the strangest estate sale ever.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/09/26/honestly-im-just-excited-for-the-weirdos-who-will-one-day-discover-our-house-during-the-strangest-estate-sale-ever/", "published_at": "2022-09-26T19:17:29+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfd6-a46f-73c3-aa53-f9c0567c1dfa", "title": "Those damned drug-addicted reading trains are at it again.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/09/23/those-damned-drug-addicted-reading-trains-are-at-it-again/", "published_at": "2022-09-23T18:56:57+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfd6-a46f-73c3-aa53-f9c0569fa873", "title": "3 o’clock in the morning me has a point. But I’m not sure what it is.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/09/20/3-oclock-in-the-morning-me-has-a-point-but-im-not-sure-what-it-is/", "published_at": "2022-09-20T20:32:57+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfd6-a46f-73c3-aa53-f9c056c2ac18", "title": "Don’t yell at me for being a good mother.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/09/16/dont-yell-at-me-for-being-a-good-mother/", "published_at": "2022-09-16T19:23:36+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfd6-a46f-73c3-aa53-f9c056cc3277", "title": "Bitch, it’s Halloween Eve. LET US HAVE THIS.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/09/12/bitch-its-halloween-eve-let-us-have-this/", "published_at": "2022-09-12T23:33:53+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfd6-a46f-73c3-aa53-f9c05721a024", "title": "Books? Books.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/09/09/books-books/", "published_at": "2022-09-09T20:00:30+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfdb-c182-70d7-b0a6-157de8a73217", "title": "I can’t decide if my “for you” page knows me too well or not at all.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/09/06/i-cant-decide-if-my-for-you-page-knows-me-too-well-or-not-at-all/", "published_at": "2022-09-06T19:12:13+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfdb-c182-70d7-b0a6-157de90da024", "title": "Missing: one brain", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/08/31/missing-one-brain/", "published_at": "2022-08-31T21:58:48+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfdb-c182-70d7-b0a6-157de957375a", "title": "UPDATED: THIS IS probably NOT MY VAGINA, TWITTER. (Previously entitled: Welcome to my android vagina)", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/08/26/welcome-to-my-android-vagina/", "published_at": "2022-08-26T15:42:49+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfdb-c182-70d7-b0a6-157dea311150", "title": "Where have I been?", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/08/19/where-have-i-been/", "published_at": "2022-08-19T19:39:22+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfdb-c182-70d7-b0a6-157deabdb6ca", "title": "The end of the beginning. The beginning of the rest.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/08/10/the-end-of-the-beginning-the-beginning-of-the-rest/", "published_at": "2022-08-10T16:26:41+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfdb-c182-70d7-b0a6-157dead70477", "title": "It’s a good month for reading", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/08/08/its-a-good-month-for-reading/", "published_at": "2022-08-08T18:57:53+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfdb-c182-70d7-b0a6-157deafdbf8b", "title": "I assure you, I am housebroken.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/08/01/i-assure-you-i-am-housebroken/", "published_at": "2022-08-01T15:53:59+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfdb-c182-70d7-b0a6-157deb2a20d0", "title": "Judy Snarland furever", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/07/27/judy-snarland-furever/", "published_at": "2022-07-27T18:24:08+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfdb-c182-70d7-b0a6-157deb3549b4", "title": "Sometimes it’s hard", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/07/21/sometimes-its-hard/", "published_at": "2022-07-21T17:46:24+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dfdb-c182-70d7-b0a6-157dec0b1c4c", "title": "Notes to myself, part 3", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2022/07/18/notes-to-myself-part-3/", "published_at": "2022-07-18T18:05:31+00:00" } ] posts Claim your blog
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2023

Honestly, the most relatable Jesus I’ve ever seen.original ↗
19 Sept 2023
I don’t know what I’m doing but I’m doing it. Please do it with me. (Not sexually.)original ↗
13 Sept 2023
Questioning my sanity more than usual.original ↗
12 Sept 2023
What I read in September.original ↗
7 Sept 2023
I have questions.original ↗
4 Sept 2023
I’M BUFFERINGoriginal ↗
31 Aug 2023
(Possibly) haunted dolls needing a good home.original ↗
29 Aug 2023
This is not a real post.original ↗
25 Aug 2023
What Jenny Lawson quote are you?original ↗
24 Aug 2023
I can’t even text correctlyoriginal ↗
21 Aug 2023
Rip-your-heart-out playlist for when your child is leaving homeoriginal ↗
16 Aug 2023
Ow, my heart.original ↗
15 Aug 2023
I mean, it’s not *not* wrongoriginal ↗
9 Aug 2023
Let me tempt you with books about gay frogs and dismembered rock and roll hands.original ↗
7 Aug 2023
It’s Friday. You need this.original ↗
4 Aug 2023
And that’s why I can’t go back to the gym again.original ↗
2 Aug 2023
I BROKE A FINGER. Sort of.original ↗
28 Jul 2023
Am I on candid camera?original ↗
24 Jul 2023
If you don’t need this reminder you are a better person than I am.original ↗
18 Jul 2023
IMPORTANT: WHAT TO DO IN CASE OF SPLOOTINGoriginal ↗
14 Jul 2023
Be careful out there.original ↗
12 Jul 2023
July reads. (This will either convince you to join my horror book club or will make you run screaming from it. Choose wisely.)original ↗
7 Jul 2023
Happy anniversary to these two absolute babies.original ↗
4 Jul 2023
It’s Friday. You need this.original ↗
30 Jun 2023
Debbie, screaming irrationally in our hearts forever.original ↗
27 Jun 2023
“Waiter, there’s a tree in my clam.”original ↗
19 Jun 2023
I don’t even know where my horn is.original ↗
13 Jun 2023
Old west queer brothel revenge love stories and culty mystery islands reliving 1994 forever. This is what happens when you let me pick out your books.original ↗
6 Jun 2023
It’s Friday. Step into my office, please. We need to talk about cats.original ↗
2 Jun 2023
Whisper words of wisdom. Or just leave them in the comments.original ↗
30 May 2023
When life may or may not give you lemonsoriginal ↗
24 May 2023
Victor is going to miss these moments. Eventually.original ↗
18 May 2023
Ends and beginningsoriginal ↗
16 May 2023
I mean…original ↗
11 May 2023
May books light your wayoriginal ↗
8 May 2023
Tell me it’s going to be okay.original ↗
5 May 2023
Sometimes I even surprise myself. Not usually with unexpected sex toys though.original ↗
3 May 2023
EVERYONE WINS (especially a very needy abandoned cat)original ↗
27 Apr 2023
Weird people are the very best kind of people. Change my mind.original ↗
24 Apr 2023
Also, Jaime Pressly and Margot Robbie are the same person and you will never convince me otherwise.original ↗
21 Apr 2023
Just to clarify, I was not in literal death match.original ↗
18 Apr 2023
Honestly though, I *could* start a cult.original ↗
14 Apr 2023
Oh. There I am.original ↗
10 Apr 2023
It’s Friday. Let’s have some fun.original ↗
7 Apr 2023
The first bloom. Or last bloom. Fuck, I don’t know. It’s a bloom. Let’s just leave it at that.original ↗
5 Apr 2023
What to read in Apriloriginal ↗
3 Apr 2023
When did the pound symbol stop being the pound symbol? I blame twitter.original ↗
29 Mar 2023
I apologize to any of you who don’t exist anymore because I was too high.original ↗
23 Mar 2023
Bad crackoriginal ↗
17 Mar 2023
We don’t speak the same language even when we’re speaking the same languageoriginal ↗
10 Mar 2023
What to read in March.original ↗
6 Mar 2023
Help.original ↗
3 Mar 2023
I can’t handle this kind of pressure.original ↗
28 Feb 2023
I don’t actually know what President’s Day is all about but I’m pretty sure this isn’t it.original ↗
20 Feb 2023
I still haven’t found what you’re looking for and maybe that’s for the best.original ↗
15 Feb 2023
I’m complicated so this post has two titles: “SO EXCITED TO BE SICK” and also “What to read in February”original ↗
10 Feb 2023
An open letter to Maria Menounos and 23,000 other people I’m hiding fromoriginal ↗
6 Feb 2023
Spoiler: I probably didn’t inhale a bunch of arsenic yesterday and even if I did that’s probably not why I was in the hospital an hour later.original ↗
30 Jan 2023
Isn’t my whole body pre-cancerous?original ↗
24 Jan 2023
It’s Friday and you need thisoriginal ↗
20 Jan 2023
Calling all horror aficionados. Let’s get creepy.original ↗
16 Jan 2023
What to read in Januaryoriginal ↗
12 Jan 2023
This is not a real post but if you have something you want more eyes on you probably need to read it.original ↗
9 Jan 2023
What was the best thing you read last year?original ↗
3 Jan 2023

2022

This is 49.original ↗
29 Dec 2022
It’s okay to not be okayoriginal ↗
27 Dec 2022
Storyworthoriginal ↗
22 Dec 2022
MY INTENTIONS WERE GOODoriginal ↗
22 Dec 2022
Every year I say it will be the last and every year I am a damn liar. WELCOME TO THE ALMOST 14th ANNUAL JAMES GARFIELD MIRACLE!original ↗
14 Dec 2022
It’s Friday. Step into my office. Again.original ↗
9 Dec 2022
Come read with meoriginal ↗
6 Dec 2022
There are four kinds of peopleoriginal ↗
30 Nov 2022
Be warm. Avoid rug nipples.original ↗
22 Nov 2022
I’m grateful that I’ve never have to do a gratitude journal.original ↗
16 Nov 2022
It’s Friday and I’m cuddled up on the couch so come join me but wear a mask.original ↗
11 Nov 2022
November is for readingoriginal ↗
4 Nov 2022
What should I watch?original ↗
31 Oct 2022
It’s Friday. Step into my office.original ↗
28 Oct 2022
Nipple hats for cats.original ↗
24 Oct 2022
Honestly, I’m surprised it’s taken me this long to get a 12 foot skeleton because shit like this is kind of made for me.original ↗
17 Oct 2022
I’m too uncool to know which thumbs-up emoji is uncool so someone help me.original ↗
13 Oct 2022
Need something creepy to read? I’VE GOT YOU COVERED.original ↗
12 Oct 2022
My real house is a mess but my haunted house is…well, it’s actually a mess too.original ↗
6 Oct 2022
Happy birthday, Victor.original ↗
29 Sept 2022
Honestly, I’m just excited for the weirdos who will one day discover our house during the strangest estate sale ever.original ↗
26 Sept 2022
Those damned drug-addicted reading trains are at it again.original ↗
23 Sept 2022
3 o’clock in the morning me has a point. But I’m not sure what it is.original ↗
20 Sept 2022
Don’t yell at me for being a good mother.original ↗
16 Sept 2022
Bitch, it’s Halloween Eve. LET US HAVE THIS.original ↗
12 Sept 2022
Books? Books.original ↗
9 Sept 2022
I can’t decide if my “for you” page knows me too well or not at all.original ↗
6 Sept 2022
Missing: one brainoriginal ↗
31 Aug 2022
UPDATED: THIS IS probably NOT MY VAGINA, TWITTER. (Previously entitled: Welcome to my android vagina)original ↗
26 Aug 2022
Where have I been?original ↗
19 Aug 2022
The end of the beginning. The beginning of the rest.original ↗
10 Aug 2022
It’s a good month for readingoriginal ↗
8 Aug 2022
I assure you, I am housebroken.original ↗
1 Aug 2022
Judy Snarland fureveroriginal ↗
27 Jul 2022
Sometimes it’s hardoriginal ↗
21 Jul 2022
Notes to myself, part 3original ↗
18 Jul 2022
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