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"01a0dead-5f0b-7226-b0de-8a6b3bc8a88d", "title": "My work is not always pretty, but it’s always honest", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2025/04/07/my-work-is-not-always-pretty-but-its-always-honest/", "published_at": "2025-04-07T18:54:26+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dead-5f0b-7226-b0de-8a6b3c18b2b2", "title": "It’s FRIDAY", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2025/04/04/its-friday-5/", "published_at": "2025-04-04T20:40:22+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dead-5f0b-7226-b0de-8a6b3cb03d44", "title": "Having a human body is bullshit", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2025/03/31/having-a-human-body-is-bullshit/", "published_at": "2025-03-31T20:53:39+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0dead-5f0b-7226-b0de-8a6b3cf0821b", "title": "The messages I write to myself are terrifying.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2025/03/27/the-messages-i-write-to-myself-are-terrifying/", "published_at": "2025-03-27T21:34:33+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0debd-1867-72d8-9a7c-0c8b49621e5f", "title": "Unexpected gifts", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2025/03/18/unexpected-gifts/", "published_at": "2025-03-18T19:39:09+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0debd-1867-72d8-9a7c-0c8b4a3de14c", "title": "The HOA really hates us, I think.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2025/03/05/the-hoa-really-hates-us-i-think/", "published_at": "2025-03-05T20:28:42+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0debd-1867-72d8-9a7c-0c8b4a9b0d0d", "title": "Hello, Ohio!", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2025/02/25/hello-ohio/", "published_at": "2025-02-25T20:05:22+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0debd-1867-72d8-9a7c-0c8b4ac6ee5c", "title": "Just don’t be a dick", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2025/02/17/just-dont-be-a-dick/", "published_at": "2025-02-17T19:30:30+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0debd-1867-72d8-9a7c-0c8b4bb16dab", "title": "A little celebration.:)", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2025/02/12/a-little-celebration/", "published_at": "2025-02-12T21:12:18+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0debd-1867-72d8-9a7c-0c8b4c1d88a6", "title": "A few February reads", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2025/02/05/a-few-february-reads/", "published_at": "2025-02-05T21:48:29+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0debd-1867-72d8-9a7c-0c8b4cec9f9a", "title": "Well, fuck.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2025/01/31/well-fuck/", "published_at": "2025-01-31T18:09:11+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0debd-1867-72d8-9a7c-0c8b4de1d5f1", "title": "No, I do not want AI to “polish” me.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2025/01/28/no-i-do-not-want-ai-to-polish-me/", "published_at": "2025-01-28T22:04:29+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0debd-1867-72d8-9a7c-0c8b4e5b5a29", "title": "Not giving up.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2025/01/20/not-giving-up/", "published_at": "2025-01-20T20:31:25+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0debd-1867-72d8-9a7c-0c8b4f4fb1a3", "title": "Long Live Bone Crawford", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2025/01/17/long-live-bone-crawford/", "published_at": "2025-01-17T21:01:33+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0deda-4c9b-703a-9ecc-72aa61e105a6", "title": "What was your favorite book of the year?", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2025/01/09/what-was-your-favorite-book-of-the-year/", "published_at": "2025-01-09T22:32:41+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0deda-4c9b-703a-9ecc-72aa6203941b", "title": "I’ve lost track of how many proposals we’ve gotten to witness at Nowhere, but this took it to a new level.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2024/12/31/ive-lost-track-of-how-many-proposals-weve-gotten-to-witness-at-nowhere-but-this-took-it-to-a-new-level/", "published_at": "2024-12-31T21:03:24+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0deda-4c9b-703a-9ecc-72aa62988fe2", "title": "Put your towels on. It’s Christmas Eve.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2024/12/24/put-your-towels-on-its-christmas-eve/", "published_at": "2024-12-24T20:49:22+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0deda-4c9b-703a-9ecc-72aa62f8d43d", "title": "15 years is giant metal chickens. Or sweet stuffed animals. Welcome to the 15th James Garfield Miracle.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2024/12/16/15-years-is-giant-metal-chickens-or-sweet-stuffed-animals-welcome-to-the-15th-james-garfield-miracle/", "published_at": "2024-12-16T22:02:37+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0deda-4c9b-703a-9ecc-72aa63a7c51b", "title": "Does this still work?", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2024/12/13/does-this-still-work/", "published_at": "2024-12-13T19:31:54+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0deda-4c9b-703a-9ecc-72aa643f6b0e", "title": "There’s a lot of corpses in these books. Not literally. Probably.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2024/12/11/theres-a-lot-of-corpses-in-these-books-not-literally-probably/", "published_at": "2024-12-11T19:31:30+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0deda-4c9b-703a-9ecc-72aa64a68a06", "title": "Clearly, I come by it honestly. And by “it” I mean “playful insanity”.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2024/12/03/clearly-i-come-by-it-honestly-and-by-it-i-mean-playful-insanity/", "published_at": "2024-12-03T20:24:53+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0deda-4c9b-703a-9ecc-72aa656d3707", "title": "This is not a drug blog. It’s just a weird coincidence, mostly.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2024/11/26/this-is-not-a-drug-blog-its-just-a-weird-coincidence-mostly/", "published_at": "2024-11-26T22:01:52+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0deda-4c9b-703a-9ecc-72aa65d81930", "title": "I HAD A GUMMIE AND I DON’T KNOW IF I’M TOO HIGH OR IF I AM DEAD. (Spoiler: you’re too high.)", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2024/11/20/i-had-a-gummie-and-i-dont-know-if-im-too-high-or-if-i-am-dead-spoiler-youre-too-high/", "published_at": "2024-11-20T22:30:42+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0deda-4c9b-703a-9ecc-72aa65fbf964", "title": "We’re not going anywhere.", "url": "https://thebloggess.com/2024/11/13/were-not-going-anywhere/", "published_at": "2024-11-13T20:02:10+00:00" } ] posts Claim your blog
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2026

Happy birthday, sweet Hailey.original ↗
24 Sept 2026
Mortifying myself without even leaving the houseoriginal ↗
18 Sept 2026
Retirement home living but for catsoriginal ↗
11 Sept 2026
Housekeeping!original ↗
5 Sept 2026
Have you read these?original ↗
3 Sept 2026
Come time-travel with meoriginal ↗
31 Aug 2026
I spoke at the Library of Congress and I’m pretty sure they asked me as a mistake but I’m so glad they did.original ↗
28 Aug 2026
Fire nipplesoriginal ↗
11 Aug 2026
Oh, there I am.original ↗
29 Jul 2026
Sometimes I disappear even to myselforiginal ↗
27 Jul 2026
Not how I expected my morning to gooriginal ↗
15 Jul 2026
a little brokenoriginal ↗
12 Jul 2026
Get in the bitch dumpster.original ↗
3 Jul 2026
If you got an email from me asking you for money, no you didn’t.original ↗
23 Jun 2026
HELL, FRIENDoriginal ↗
19 Jun 2026
In his defense, it was a pretty good book.original ↗
11 Jun 2026
Let’s hang out tonight together in bed. Your bed. But I’ll just be there electronically. This sounds weird. Hold on. Let me explain…original ↗
29 May 2026
I can literally feel my heart expanding in such a good way that’s probably normal where ginger boys are concerned but also maybe I should call my doctor?original ↗
21 May 2026
More ridiculous book tour things, including a free stop right in your bedroom.original ↗
15 May 2026
May catch-uporiginal ↗
5 May 2026
Actual things that happened on book touroriginal ↗
30 Apr 2026
I’m sorry. I didn’t plan it this way.original ↗
24 Apr 2026
Oh, I really didn’t want to write this.original ↗
20 Apr 2026
Well that was entirely unexpected.original ↗
9 Apr 2026
I do things wrongoriginal ↗
7 Apr 2026
Today they banned my book. It was not the first. It won’t be the last. Here’s what I want you to know.original ↗
26 Mar 2026
Some slightly terrifying and exciting news that I thought was a practical joke at first.original ↗
19 Mar 2026
A little present for you.original ↗
11 Mar 2026
Here’s too much stuff…sorryoriginal ↗
2 Mar 2026
HOW TO BE OKAY WHEN NOTHING IS OKAY ON BOOK TOURoriginal ↗
25 Feb 2026
Just tell me I don’t have Frankenstein.original ↗
24 Feb 2026
February catch-up.original ↗
17 Feb 2026
Some happy book news and library love.original ↗
5 Feb 2026
Sometimes it’s hard, but it’s worth it.original ↗
27 Jan 2026
NO NEW CANCERoriginal ↗
13 Jan 2026
Happy book things are nice.original ↗
11 Jan 2026
The Peach Cobbler that went missing for 40 years.original ↗
2 Jan 2026

2025

Is this real life?original ↗
26 Dec 2025
The state of the bookstoreoriginal ↗
23 Dec 2025
It’s okay if the holidays look weird for you. Mine looks like a 10-foot monster on the lawn.original ↗
22 Dec 2025
Where am I?original ↗
13 Dec 2025
Want a chaotically signed book?original ↗
11 Dec 2025
THE 16TH ANNUAL JAMES GARFIELD CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!original ↗
8 Dec 2025
The 16th annual James Garfield Miracle, coming soon.original ↗
5 Dec 2025
Criminally underdressed.original ↗
3 Dec 2025
Things to distract you in Novemberoriginal ↗
25 Nov 2025
Have a good one, either way I guess.original ↗
17 Nov 2025
Running away for a little bit.original ↗
5 Nov 2025
What’s your street name?original ↗
3 Nov 2025
Sorry. My OCD won.original ↗
27 Oct 2025
You are being scammed. Don’t fall for it.original ↗
24 Oct 2025
My favorite October readsoriginal ↗
17 Oct 2025
Happy October, Motherfucker.original ↗
3 Oct 2025
It’s not the same as hugging Shelley Duvall, but it feels like the next best thing.original ↗
22 Sept 2025
Crowdsourcing recurrent aseptic meningitis treatmentoriginal ↗
18 Sept 2025
Apologies to the people who saw me sobbing as I left the doctor. Emotions are weird af. I’m totally fine. (And itchy.)original ↗
17 Sept 2025
Art interpretation for vampiresoriginal ↗
15 Sept 2025
Reading > cleaningoriginal ↗
12 Sept 2025
Hi, I’m stupid.original ↗
4 Sept 2025
HOW TO BE OKAY WHEN NOTHING IS OKAYoriginal ↗
20 Aug 2025
Thank you!original ↗
12 Aug 2025
I think I’m doing birds wrongoriginal ↗
7 Aug 2025
My antidepressant just got discontinued and I need someone to tell me it’s going to be okay.original ↗
28 Jul 2025
A SERIES OF THINGSoriginal ↗
23 Jul 2025
Utterly bewitched by booksoriginal ↗
16 Jul 2025
Wait…is this going to work?original ↗
8 Jul 2025
Rough weekoriginal ↗
30 Jun 2025
secret rooms, spam and bear costumes.original ↗
16 Jun 2025
I’ve never been so happy to be labeled as”GROSSLY NORMAL AND UNREMARKABLE.”original ↗
9 Jun 2025
I’M STILL HEREoriginal ↗
28 May 2025
This post might be upsetting if you love me but just know that I’m going to be okay and if you want to skip it and come back another time that’s totally fine.original ↗
15 May 2025
Books to distract, engage and love.original ↗
9 May 2025
Facebook marketplace is lightly terrifying.original ↗
1 May 2025
Bad songs for surgeryoriginal ↗
24 Apr 2025
Things that probably won’t sell on facebook marketplace because no one is as weird as I am.original ↗
15 Apr 2025
A happy cryoriginal ↗
8 Apr 2025
My work is not always pretty, but it’s always honestoriginal ↗
7 Apr 2025
It’s FRIDAYoriginal ↗
4 Apr 2025
Having a human body is bullshitoriginal ↗
31 Mar 2025
The messages I write to myself are terrifying.original ↗
27 Mar 2025
Unexpected giftsoriginal ↗
18 Mar 2025
The HOA really hates us, I think.original ↗
5 Mar 2025
Hello, Ohio!original ↗
25 Feb 2025
Just don’t be a dickoriginal ↗
17 Feb 2025
A little celebration.:)original ↗
12 Feb 2025
A few February readsoriginal ↗
5 Feb 2025
Well, fuck.original ↗
31 Jan 2025
No, I do not want AI to “polish” me.original ↗
28 Jan 2025
Not giving up.original ↗
20 Jan 2025
Long Live Bone Crawfordoriginal ↗
17 Jan 2025
What was your favorite book of the year?original ↗
9 Jan 2025

2024

I’ve lost track of how many proposals we’ve gotten to witness at Nowhere, but this took it to a new level.original ↗
31 Dec 2024
Put your towels on. It’s Christmas Eve.original ↗
24 Dec 2024
15 years is giant metal chickens. Or sweet stuffed animals. Welcome to the 15th James Garfield Miracle.original ↗
16 Dec 2024
Does this still work?original ↗
13 Dec 2024
There’s a lot of corpses in these books. Not literally. Probably.original ↗
11 Dec 2024
Clearly, I come by it honestly. And by “it” I mean “playful insanity”.original ↗
3 Dec 2024
This is not a drug blog. It’s just a weird coincidence, mostly.original ↗
26 Nov 2024
I HAD A GUMMIE AND I DON’T KNOW IF I’M TOO HIGH OR IF I AM DEAD. (Spoiler: you’re too high.)original ↗
20 Nov 2024
We’re not going anywhere.original ↗
13 Nov 2024
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