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The Bloggess – Like Mother Teresa, only better.
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2026
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I spoke at the Library of Congress and I’m pretty sure they asked me as a mistake but I’m so glad they did.original ↗
28 Aug 2026
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19 Jun 2026
Let’s hang out tonight together in bed. Your bed. But I’ll just be there electronically. This sounds weird. Hold on. Let me explain…original ↗
29 May 2026
I can literally feel my heart expanding in such a good way that’s probably normal where ginger boys are concerned but also maybe I should call my doctor?original ↗
21 May 2026
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7 Apr 2026
Today they banned my book. It was not the first. It won’t be the last. Here’s what I want you to know.original ↗
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2025
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It’s okay if the holidays look weird for you. Mine looks like a 10-foot monster on the lawn.original ↗
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22 Sept 2025
Apologies to the people who saw me sobbing as I left the doctor. Emotions are weird af. I’m totally fine. (And itchy.)original ↗
17 Sept 2025
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7 Aug 2025
My antidepressant just got discontinued and I need someone to tell me it’s going to be okay.original ↗
28 Jul 2025
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28 May 2025
This post might be upsetting if you love me but just know that I’m going to be okay and if you want to skip it and come back another time that’s totally fine.original ↗
15 May 2025
24 Apr 2025
Things that probably won’t sell on facebook marketplace because no one is as weird as I am.original ↗
15 Apr 2025
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2024
I’ve lost track of how many proposals we’ve gotten to witness at Nowhere, but this took it to a new level.original ↗
31 Dec 2024
15 years is giant metal chickens. Or sweet stuffed animals. Welcome to the 15th James Garfield Miracle.original ↗
16 Dec 2024
13 Dec 2024
I HAD A GUMMIE AND I DON’T KNOW IF I’M TOO HIGH OR IF I AM DEAD. (Spoiler: you’re too high.)original ↗
20 Nov 2024
13 Nov 2024