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41554 blogs · [ { "id": "01a087e3-ad14-70f2-90bc-7c9e4cb5169b", "title": "“Say You’re Sorry”", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/say-youre-sorry/", "published_at": "2026-01-08T00:28:44+00:00" }, { "id": "01a087e3-ad14-70f2-90bc-7c9e4d2ecea5", "title": "Did you “forget” you stuck me with the bill for your twelve espressos?", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/did-you-forget-you-stuck-me-with-the-bill-for-your-twelve-espressos/", "published_at": "2025-12-19T23:09:06+00:00" }, { "id": "01a087e3-ad14-70f2-90bc-7c9e4dd49bb9", "title": "I value my idiot constituents", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/i-value-my-idiot-constituents/", "published_at": "2025-06-04T05:17:36+00:00" }, { "id": "01a087e3-ad14-70f2-90bc-7c9e4ddf1bfe", "title": "I stunk when I called you a stinker", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/i-stunk-when-i-called-you-a-stinker/", "published_at": "2025-04-29T23:08:48+00:00" }, { "id": "01a087e3-ad14-70f2-90bc-7c9e4ea65758", "title": "A person of interest, who can find? Actually, we’re not interested. Nothing to see here. Sorry!", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/a-person-of-interest-who-can-find-actually-were-not-interested-nothing-to-see-here-sorry/", "published_at": "2025-03-19T17:52:51+00:00" }, { "id": "01a087e3-ad14-70f2-90bc-7c9e4f7dc1b5", "title": "Semi-apology from a ghost-whisperer", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/semi-apology-from-a-ghost-whisperer/", "published_at": "2024-10-31T23:27:46+00:00" }, { "id": "01a087e3-ad14-70f2-90bc-7c9e5065135c", "title": "I did it for the animals and it got out of hand", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/i-did-it-for-the-animals-and-it-got-out-of-hand/", "published_at": "2024-10-09T21:49:44+00:00" }, { "id": "01a087e3-ad14-70f2-90bc-7c9e51609cac", "title": "SorryWatch Reads: I’m Sorry You Got Mad", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/sorrywatch-reads-im-sorry-you-got-mad/", "published_at": "2024-10-02T19:41:39+00:00" }, { "id": "01a087e3-ad14-70f2-90bc-7c9e51970441", "title": "Mexican Olympians, we celebrate you … with RACISM!", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/mexican-olympians-we-celebrate-you-with-racism/", "published_at": "2024-08-02T19:22:57+00:00" }, { "id": "01a087e3-ad14-70f2-90bc-7c9e522f7ad8", "title": "Why did I say that? I’m going to be court-martialed, aren’t I?", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/why-did-i-say-that-im-going-to-be-court-martialed-arent-i/", "published_at": "2024-06-25T21:02:17+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d164-8a95-7100-be71-e387af2bcade", "title": "Thanks for the ping, Kim Kardashian", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/thanks-for-the-ping-kim-kardashian/", "published_at": "2024-01-16T01:44:59+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d164-8a95-7100-be71-e387afefc42b", "title": "Our paperback is here!", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/our-paperback-is-here/", "published_at": "2024-01-02T15:33:44+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d164-8a95-7100-be71-e387b09cb5b7", "title": "Six times celebrities and public figures apologized terribly in 2023!", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/six-times-celebrities-and-public-figures-apologized-terribly-in-2023/", "published_at": "2023-12-30T00:59:31+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d164-8a95-7100-be71-e387b12f2fdc", "title": "I can’t apologize for walking the path God set me on", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/i-cant-apologize-for-walking-the-path-god-set-me-on/", "published_at": "2023-09-20T23:03:19+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d164-8a95-7100-be71-e387b1ebdf46", "title": "It was wrong to try to steal his secret sauce", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/it-was-wrong-to-try-to-steal-his-secret-sauce/", "published_at": "2023-09-12T23:31:47+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d164-8a95-7100-be71-e387b2df87c3", "title": "Yet another look at apologies in the desert with no pants on", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/yet-another-look-at-apologies-in-the-desert-with-no-pants-on/", "published_at": "2023-08-28T21:31:56+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d164-8a95-7100-be71-e387b34b1025", "title": "Cute clothes, good corporate apology, win-win!", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/cute-clothes-good-corporate-apology-win-win/", "published_at": "2023-08-23T00:14:08+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d164-8a95-7100-be71-e387b3c15262", "title": "An astronomically good apology", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/an-astronomically-good-apology/", "published_at": "2023-08-15T21:04:40+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d164-8a95-7100-be71-e387b4b7d9ae", "title": "Whereas That Was Sad", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/whereas-that-was-sad/", "published_at": "2023-07-28T22:48:18+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d164-8a95-7100-be71-e387b4dcdabe", "title": "Paperback alert!", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/paperback-alert/", "published_at": "2023-07-06T21:54:23+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-06de-721e-9478-36d164439131", "title": "Love in the Library…and censorship in the office", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/love-in-the-library-and-censorship-in-the-office/", "published_at": "2023-04-17T22:06:58+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-06de-721e-9478-36d164b4ab03", "title": "Louder, for the folks in the back! The 6.5 steps to a good apology!", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/louder-for-the-folks-in-the-back-the-6-5-steps-to-a-good-apology/", "published_at": "2023-04-10T23:53:07+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-06de-721e-9478-36d16577e598", "title": "Nuance matters", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/nuance-matters/", "published_at": "2023-03-23T01:45:43+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-06de-721e-9478-36d166525c10", "title": "Condolences, bro, but at least you don’t have my money problems", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/condolences-bro-but-at-least-you-dont-have-my-money-problems/", "published_at": "2023-02-16T20:24:48+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-06de-721e-9478-36d166bb3a7d", "title": "Sorry to be self-aggrandizing schmucks!", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/sorry-to-be-self-aggrandizing-schmucks/", "published_at": "2023-02-01T19:14:52+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-06de-721e-9478-36d1676aa4d9", "title": "Sorry, Sorry, Sorry on the teevee", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/sorry-sorry-sorry-on-the-teevee/", "published_at": "2023-01-05T23:51:22+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-06de-721e-9478-36d167e942c4", "title": "A gift for you", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/a-gift-for-you/", "published_at": "2023-01-02T16:41:37+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-06de-721e-9478-36d168451f06", "title": "Mark your calendar!", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/mark-your-calendar/", "published_at": "2022-12-15T00:10:58+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-06de-721e-9478-36d169193557", "title": "The great big pinned post about our book", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/we-wrote-a-book/", "published_at": "2022-11-21T21:34:26+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-06de-721e-9478-36d169b7f93e", "title": "Is it an apology problem, or a social media problem?", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/is-it-an-apology-problem-or-a-social-media-problem/", "published_at": "2022-11-15T20:04:05+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-4eb2-72ab-b50e-6ed99cb85b5e", "title": "Sweet, glittery apologies in the real world!", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/sweet-glittery-apologies-in-the-real-world/", "published_at": "2022-10-23T23:48:18+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-4eb2-72ab-b50e-6ed99d3bfa51", "title": "Ominous vintage apology sheet music!", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/ominous-vintage-apology-sheet-music/", "published_at": "2022-09-16T22:23:10+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-4eb2-72ab-b50e-6ed99e3a279b", "title": "Another SorryWatch Art Report!", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/anothersorrywatch-art-report/", "published_at": "2022-08-21T00:14:14+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-4eb2-72ab-b50e-6ed99ef081b9", "title": "SorryWatch in the news", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/sorrywatch-in-the-news/", "published_at": "2022-08-12T18:56:58+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-4eb2-72ab-b50e-6ed99f8a8cf7", "title": "Thrilling news!", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/thrilling-news/", "published_at": "2022-06-21T23:36:13+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-4eb2-72ab-b50e-6ed9a054fffd", "title": "A horrid apology from Lufthansa, right out of the gate", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/a-horrid-apology-from-lufthansa-right-out-of-the-gate/", "published_at": "2022-05-11T23:41:58+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-4eb2-72ab-b50e-6ed9a117fb3a", "title": "Apologies in lacquer and gold", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/apologies-in-lacquer-and-gold/", "published_at": "2022-04-27T22:50:47+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-4eb2-72ab-b50e-6ed9a1ade0f9", "title": "Show me the whole picture", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/show-me-the-whole-picture/", "published_at": "2022-04-07T18:38:45+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-4eb2-72ab-b50e-6ed9a1b63cc4", "title": "If you liked that reading-a-book-at-a-bar guy’s apology…", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/if-you-liked-that-reading-a-book-at-a-bar-guys-apology/", "published_at": "2022-02-26T01:18:16+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-4eb2-72ab-b50e-6ed9a1c305fe", "title": "Jeffy, Hecate, Cotton Mather, Samuel Sewall, and Me, Marjorie", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/jeffy-hecate-cotton-mather-samuel-sewall-and-me-marjorie/", "published_at": "2022-01-11T22:52:05+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-9d54-7366-98d5-9580482e1e2f", "title": "Don’t worry, girls and boys, your parents are billed routinely!", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/dont-worry-girls-and-boys-your-parents-are-billed-automatically/", "published_at": "2021-11-09T19:23:07+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-9d54-7366-98d5-958048de7b60", "title": "Apologies of a Jeopardy Jerk", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/apologies-of-a-jeopardy-jerk/", "published_at": "2021-08-20T21:01:37+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-9d54-7366-98d5-958049046964", "title": "Raindrops keep falling on my superfluous apologies", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/raindrops-keep-falling-on-my-superfluous-apologies/", "published_at": "2021-06-30T21:50:56+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-9d54-7366-98d5-958049d4c509", "title": "So many afternoons spoiled", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/so-many-afternoons-spoiled/", "published_at": "2021-06-22T18:41:30+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-9d54-7366-98d5-95804a5089ca", "title": "Only vaguely I remember, it was in a dry December", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/only-vaguely-i-remember-it-was-in-a-dry-december/", "published_at": "2021-04-15T20:08:02+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-9d54-7366-98d5-95804acccab7", "title": "Governor Cuomo’s 2nd apology, annotated", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/governor-cuomos-2nd-apology-annotated/", "published_at": "2021-03-04T00:33:47+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-9d54-7366-98d5-95804b4f75a9", "title": "Rotten leadership", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/rotten-leadership/", "published_at": "2021-02-20T20:37:58+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-9d54-7366-98d5-95804bec6b64", "title": "Why would we second-guess the algorithm?", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/why-would-we-second-guess-the-algorithm/", "published_at": "2020-12-22T02:20:30+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-9d54-7366-98d5-95804c06e6b8", "title": "Oompa Loompa Loompa dee Jew", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/oompa-loompa-loompa-dee-jew/", "published_at": "2020-12-09T21:21:27+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-9d54-7366-98d5-95804c0ed192", "title": "Every politician’s apology for violating Covid-19 restrictions", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/every-politicians-apology-for-violating-covid-19-restrictions/", "published_at": "2020-12-07T23:32:52+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-e589-71b2-a9eb-8cf30ca04314", "title": "Technically not a lie. In our opinion. Psych!", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/technically-not-a-lie-in-our-opinion-psych/", "published_at": "2020-11-23T23:21:32+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-e589-71b2-a9eb-8cf30d584689", "title": "What he meant to say", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/what-he-meant-to-say/", "published_at": "2020-10-30T22:44:29+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-e589-71b2-a9eb-8cf30de5244e", "title": "…AND WE’RE BACK!", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/and-were-back/", "published_at": "2020-10-02T00:38:50+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-e589-71b2-a9eb-8cf30e41baf9", "title": "Our thoughts and prayers are with ourselves and our money", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/our-thoughts-and-prayers-are-with-ourselves-and-our-money/", "published_at": "2020-04-01T01:35:05+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-e589-71b2-a9eb-8cf30ee72235", "title": "Nick Cave on forgiveness", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/nick-cave-on-forgiveness/", "published_at": "2020-02-17T23:20:15+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-e589-71b2-a9eb-8cf30fb5690e", "title": "A palate cleanser after the Astros’ putrid apology", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/a-palate-cleanser-after-the-astros-putrid-apology/", "published_at": "2020-02-14T02:30:50+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-e589-71b2-a9eb-8cf310a3eca2", "title": "A good apology from an athlete, everyone", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/a-good-apology-from-an-athlete-everyone/", "published_at": "2020-01-26T20:03:40+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-e589-71b2-a9eb-8cf311708e16", "title": "Word of the Day!", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/word-of-the-day/", "published_at": "2020-01-13T21:25:15+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-e589-71b2-a9eb-8cf31263d771", "title": "I NEEDED that vacation, because destroying the planet is EXHAUSTING", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/i-needed-that-vacation-because-destroying-the-planet-is-exhausting/", "published_at": "2020-01-07T17:21:19+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d165-e589-71b2-a9eb-8cf312711541", "title": "Welp, this is racist and terrible", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/welp-this-is-racist-and-terrible/", "published_at": "2019-12-05T22:45:52+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-2900-7207-8197-e2e9c4457c7e", "title": "Our job is to make things tidy, not save the world", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/our-job-is-to-make-things-tidy-not-save-the-world/", "published_at": "2019-12-05T00:28:06+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-2900-7207-8197-e2e9c537dc47", "title": "How to apologize (you know, for kids!)", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/how-to-apologize-you-know-for-kids/", "published_at": "2019-11-21T17:26:16+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-2900-7207-8197-e2e9c55dce8d", "title": "Oh look, time to scream about YA literature again!", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/oh-look-time-to-scream-about-ya-literature-again/", "published_at": "2019-11-17T22:52:09+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-2900-7207-8197-e2e9c5cde72c", "title": "This framed hamburger wrapper? I found it when I summited Everest", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/this-framed-hamburger-wrapper-i-found-it-when-i-summited-everest/", "published_at": "2019-11-12T22:45:33+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-2900-7207-8197-e2e9c5f7fac0", "title": "Supporting Brandon & the Astros during a difficult time", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/supporting-brandon-the-astros-during-a-difficult-time/", "published_at": "2019-10-23T02:11:12+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-2900-7207-8197-e2e9c68dd7ca", "title": "Forgiveness and Yom Kippur", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/forgiveness-and-yom-kippur/", "published_at": "2019-10-01T02:21:41+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-2900-7207-8197-e2e9c6912482", "title": "A poem about being kind", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/a-poem-about-being-kind/", "published_at": "2019-09-26T19:26:39+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-2900-7207-8197-e2e9c69525a2", "title": "Bad Apology Bingo, comedian edition!", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/bad-apology-bingo-comedian-edition/", "published_at": "2019-09-13T14:11:57+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-2900-7207-8197-e2e9c6cb2f4b", "title": "Apologies in the desert with no pants on, revisited!", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/apologies-in-the-desert-with-no-pants-on-revisited/", "published_at": "2019-09-07T22:53:44+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-2900-7207-8197-e2e9c724ebe4", "title": "Yes, I have a mantra. No, not “Haters gonna hate.”", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/yes-i-have-a-mantra-no-not-haters-gonna-hate/", "published_at": "2019-07-24T20:36:51+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-73a7-70f7-bc67-8918145e62e5", "title": "Today in Torah!", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/today-in-torah/", "published_at": "2019-07-16T16:56:55+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-73a7-70f7-bc67-8918152832f1", "title": "Ronald Reagan is owed an apology", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/ronald-reagan-is-owed-an-apology/", "published_at": "2019-06-05T23:41:46+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-73a7-70f7-bc67-891815710188", "title": "“This is not who I am”", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/this-is-not-who-i-am/", "published_at": "2019-05-20T22:27:42+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-73a7-70f7-bc67-891816093ab6", "title": "Blame the victim, gaslight the victim, banish the victim", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/blame-the-victim-gaslight-the-victim-banish-the-victim/", "published_at": "2019-05-02T22:23:13+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-73a7-70f7-bc67-89181662bbf7", "title": "Apologies for college admissions mishegas", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/apologies-for-college-admissions-mishegas/", "published_at": "2019-04-11T15:45:08+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-73a7-70f7-bc67-891817183108", "title": "I just sponsored it, I didn’t read it", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/i-just-sponsored-it-i-didnt-read-it/", "published_at": "2019-03-07T23:49:35+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-73a7-70f7-bc67-891817220959", "title": "Singlehanded Cindy spoils the day!", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/singlehanded-cindy-spoils-the-day/", "published_at": "2019-02-09T05:20:02+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-73a7-70f7-bc67-891817c60941", "title": "Nanny state? We’ll show you nanny state!", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/nanny-state-well-show-you-nanny-state/", "published_at": "2019-01-29T02:01:58+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-73a7-70f7-bc67-891817dcc225", "title": "Apologies and non-apologies in DC, Kentucky, and Brooklyn", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/apologies-and-non-apologies-in-dc-kentucky-and-brooklyn/", "published_at": "2019-01-22T22:16:31+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-73a7-70f7-bc67-89181814da4f", "title": "A good-apologies roundup!", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/a-good-apologies-roundup/", "published_at": "2019-01-11T22:59:57+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-aa43-703e-afe6-836e07ba8d62", "title": "A puzzlingly poor apology", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/a-puzzlingly-poor-apology/", "published_at": "2019-01-03T03:17:09+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-aa43-703e-afe6-836e07f659d2", "title": "‘Twas the night of your Evil dance party", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/twas-the-night-of-your-evil-dance-party/", "published_at": "2018-12-23T02:44:13+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-aa43-703e-afe6-836e08815413", "title": "Lemme have your New Mexico passport", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/lemme-have-your-new-mexico-passport/", "published_at": "2018-12-13T21:58:34+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-aa43-703e-afe6-836e09782254", "title": "Who is killing England’s vegans?", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/who-is-killing-englands-vegans/", "published_at": "2018-11-09T19:27:07+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-aa43-703e-afe6-836e09aa6080", "title": "It’s Extremely Regrettable That Your Building Might Collapse in the Next Earthquake", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/its-extremely-regrettable-that-your-building-might-collapse-in-the-next-earthquake/", "published_at": "2018-10-25T22:09:15+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-aa43-703e-afe6-836e0a08228a", "title": "We bring remorse and bamboo roses", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/we-bring-remorse-and-bamboo-roses/", "published_at": "2018-10-10T23:32:09+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-aa43-703e-afe6-836e0a74801e", "title": "I’m only sorry the Cow Demons and Snake Spirits learned the truth about me", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/im-only-sorry-the-cow-demons-and-snake-spirits-learned-the-truth-about-me/", "published_at": "2018-09-17T17:03:16+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-aa43-703e-afe6-836e0b091ece", "title": "Bad Apology Bingo III", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/bad-apology-bingo-iii/", "published_at": "2018-09-16T02:15:31+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-aa43-703e-afe6-836e0b52bcb1", "title": "The case of the unintentionally fat-phobic $168 sweatshirt", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/5801/", "published_at": "2018-09-14T19:50:11+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-aa43-703e-afe6-836e0bc93b7a", "title": "On too-early apologies, social rejections, & pantslessness", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/on-too-early-apologies-social-rejections-cats-and-pantslessness/", "published_at": "2018-08-27T18:55:56+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-d72e-7111-9563-f145abf1d415", "title": "A plagiarist is busted; a magazine apologizes", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/a-plagiarist-is-busted-a-magazine-apologizes/", "published_at": "2018-08-14T23:06:54+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-d72e-7111-9563-f145acbc9762", "title": "even one-eyed nubbly monsters should apologize well", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/even-one-eyed-buck-toothed-nubbly-monsters-should-apologize-well/", "published_at": "2018-08-06T00:53:47+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-d72e-7111-9563-f145adbb5514", "title": "How Starry Was It?", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/how-starry-was-it/", "published_at": "2018-07-27T22:34:25+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-d72e-7111-9563-f145ae23afbd", "title": "When “I’ll think about it” means “Forget it, whiner”", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/when-ill-think-about-it-means-forget-it-whiner/", "published_at": "2018-07-14T20:46:27+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-d72e-7111-9563-f145ae8cedbd", "title": "I’m sorry for your troubles", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/im-sorry-for-your-troubles/", "published_at": "2018-06-26T19:09:34+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-d72e-7111-9563-f145ae9c0892", "title": "The Mormon Church apologizes for its racism…wait, no", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/the-mormon-church-apologizes-for-its-racism-wait-no/", "published_at": "2018-05-21T21:22:21+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-d72e-7111-9563-f145af4a2ccd", "title": "They hate how I show my love", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/they-hate-how-i-show-my-love/", "published_at": "2018-05-21T19:13:15+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-d72e-7111-9563-f145aff53dd6", "title": "This is how you do a corporate apology.", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/this-is-how-you-do-a-corporate-apology/", "published_at": "2018-05-18T18:18:44+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-d72e-7111-9563-f145b02f3e86", "title": "Not new, but new to us. And funny. We need funny right now, no?", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/not-new-but-new-to-us-and-funny-we-need-funny-right-now-no/", "published_at": "2018-05-07T23:09:16+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d166-d72e-7111-9563-f145b0ccae97", "title": "From the bottom of my heart, with the last paint in the can", "url": "https://sorrywatch.com/from-the-bottom-of-my-heart-with-the-last-paint-in-the-can/", "published_at": "2018-05-01T19:07:01+00:00" } ] posts Claim your blog
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2026

“Say You’re Sorry”original ↗
8 Jan 2026

2025

Did you “forget” you stuck me with the bill for your twelve espressos?original ↗
19 Dec 2025
I value my idiot constituentsoriginal ↗
4 Jun 2025
I stunk when I called you a stinkeroriginal ↗
29 Apr 2025
A person of interest, who can find? Actually, we’re not interested. Nothing to see here. Sorry!original ↗
19 Mar 2025

2024

Semi-apology from a ghost-whispereroriginal ↗
31 Oct 2024
I did it for the animals and it got out of handoriginal ↗
9 Oct 2024
SorryWatch Reads: I’m Sorry You Got Madoriginal ↗
2 Oct 2024
Mexican Olympians, we celebrate you … with RACISM!original ↗
2 Aug 2024
Why did I say that? I’m going to be court-martialed, aren’t I?original ↗
25 Jun 2024
Thanks for the ping, Kim Kardashianoriginal ↗
16 Jan 2024
Our paperback is here!original ↗
2 Jan 2024

2023

Six times celebrities and public figures apologized terribly in 2023!original ↗
30 Dec 2023
I can’t apologize for walking the path God set me onoriginal ↗
20 Sept 2023
It was wrong to try to steal his secret sauceoriginal ↗
12 Sept 2023
Yet another look at apologies in the desert with no pants onoriginal ↗
28 Aug 2023
Cute clothes, good corporate apology, win-win!original ↗
23 Aug 2023
An astronomically good apologyoriginal ↗
15 Aug 2023
Whereas That Was Sadoriginal ↗
28 Jul 2023
Paperback alert!original ↗
6 Jul 2023
Love in the Library…and censorship in the officeoriginal ↗
17 Apr 2023
Louder, for the folks in the back! The 6.5 steps to a good apology!original ↗
10 Apr 2023
Nuance mattersoriginal ↗
23 Mar 2023
Condolences, bro, but at least you don’t have my money problemsoriginal ↗
16 Feb 2023
Sorry to be self-aggrandizing schmucks!original ↗
1 Feb 2023
Sorry, Sorry, Sorry on the teeveeoriginal ↗
5 Jan 2023
A gift for youoriginal ↗
2 Jan 2023

2022

Mark your calendar!original ↗
15 Dec 2022
The great big pinned post about our bookoriginal ↗
21 Nov 2022
Is it an apology problem, or a social media problem?original ↗
15 Nov 2022
Sweet, glittery apologies in the real world!original ↗
23 Oct 2022
Ominous vintage apology sheet music!original ↗
16 Sept 2022
Another SorryWatch Art Report!original ↗
21 Aug 2022
SorryWatch in the newsoriginal ↗
12 Aug 2022
Thrilling news!original ↗
21 Jun 2022
A horrid apology from Lufthansa, right out of the gateoriginal ↗
11 May 2022
Apologies in lacquer and goldoriginal ↗
27 Apr 2022
Show me the whole pictureoriginal ↗
7 Apr 2022
If you liked that reading-a-book-at-a-bar guy’s apology…original ↗
26 Feb 2022
Jeffy, Hecate, Cotton Mather, Samuel Sewall, and Me, Marjorieoriginal ↗
11 Jan 2022

2021

Don’t worry, girls and boys, your parents are billed routinely!original ↗
9 Nov 2021
Apologies of a Jeopardy Jerkoriginal ↗
20 Aug 2021
Raindrops keep falling on my superfluous apologiesoriginal ↗
30 Jun 2021
So many afternoons spoiledoriginal ↗
22 Jun 2021
Only vaguely I remember, it was in a dry Decemberoriginal ↗
15 Apr 2021
Governor Cuomo’s 2nd apology, annotatedoriginal ↗
4 Mar 2021
Rotten leadershiporiginal ↗
20 Feb 2021

2020

Why would we second-guess the algorithm?original ↗
22 Dec 2020
Oompa Loompa Loompa dee Jeworiginal ↗
9 Dec 2020
Every politician’s apology for violating Covid-19 restrictionsoriginal ↗
7 Dec 2020
Technically not a lie. In our opinion. Psych!original ↗
23 Nov 2020
What he meant to sayoriginal ↗
30 Oct 2020
…AND WE’RE BACK!original ↗
2 Oct 2020
Our thoughts and prayers are with ourselves and our moneyoriginal ↗
1 Apr 2020
Nick Cave on forgivenessoriginal ↗
17 Feb 2020
A palate cleanser after the Astros’ putrid apologyoriginal ↗
14 Feb 2020
A good apology from an athlete, everyoneoriginal ↗
26 Jan 2020
Word of the Day!original ↗
13 Jan 2020
I NEEDED that vacation, because destroying the planet is EXHAUSTINGoriginal ↗
7 Jan 2020

2019

Welp, this is racist and terribleoriginal ↗
5 Dec 2019
Our job is to make things tidy, not save the worldoriginal ↗
5 Dec 2019
How to apologize (you know, for kids!)original ↗
21 Nov 2019
Oh look, time to scream about YA literature again!original ↗
17 Nov 2019
This framed hamburger wrapper? I found it when I summited Everestoriginal ↗
12 Nov 2019
Supporting Brandon & the Astros during a difficult timeoriginal ↗
23 Oct 2019
Forgiveness and Yom Kippuroriginal ↗
1 Oct 2019
A poem about being kindoriginal ↗
26 Sept 2019
Bad Apology Bingo, comedian edition!original ↗
13 Sept 2019
Apologies in the desert with no pants on, revisited!original ↗
7 Sept 2019
Yes, I have a mantra. No, not “Haters gonna hate.”original ↗
24 Jul 2019
Today in Torah!original ↗
16 Jul 2019
Ronald Reagan is owed an apologyoriginal ↗
5 Jun 2019
“This is not who I am”original ↗
20 May 2019
Blame the victim, gaslight the victim, banish the victimoriginal ↗
2 May 2019
Apologies for college admissions mishegasoriginal ↗
11 Apr 2019
I just sponsored it, I didn’t read itoriginal ↗
7 Mar 2019
Singlehanded Cindy spoils the day!original ↗
9 Feb 2019
Nanny state? We’ll show you nanny state!original ↗
29 Jan 2019
Apologies and non-apologies in DC, Kentucky, and Brooklynoriginal ↗
22 Jan 2019
A good-apologies roundup!original ↗
11 Jan 2019
A puzzlingly poor apologyoriginal ↗
3 Jan 2019

2018

‘Twas the night of your Evil dance partyoriginal ↗
23 Dec 2018
Lemme have your New Mexico passportoriginal ↗
13 Dec 2018
Who is killing England’s vegans?original ↗
9 Nov 2018
It’s Extremely Regrettable That Your Building Might Collapse in the Next Earthquakeoriginal ↗
25 Oct 2018
We bring remorse and bamboo rosesoriginal ↗
10 Oct 2018
I’m only sorry the Cow Demons and Snake Spirits learned the truth about meoriginal ↗
17 Sept 2018
Bad Apology Bingo IIIoriginal ↗
16 Sept 2018
The case of the unintentionally fat-phobic $168 sweatshirtoriginal ↗
14 Sept 2018
On too-early apologies, social rejections, & pantslessnessoriginal ↗
27 Aug 2018
A plagiarist is busted; a magazine apologizesoriginal ↗
14 Aug 2018
even one-eyed nubbly monsters should apologize welloriginal ↗
6 Aug 2018
How Starry Was It?original ↗
27 Jul 2018
When “I’ll think about it” means “Forget it, whiner”original ↗
14 Jul 2018
I’m sorry for your troublesoriginal ↗
26 Jun 2018
The Mormon Church apologizes for its racism…wait, nooriginal ↗
21 May 2018
They hate how I show my loveoriginal ↗
21 May 2018
This is how you do a corporate apology.original ↗
18 May 2018
Not new, but new to us. And funny. We need funny right now, no?original ↗
7 May 2018
From the bottom of my heart, with the last paint in the canoriginal ↗
1 May 2018
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