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Like many of you, I have very infrequent use for a chainsaw. There are only so many wayward trees on…original ↗

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If your life feels a little boring, it’s probably time to make a change. You don’t have to do…original ↗

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I’m always surprised by just how many extra doodads you need to do any task. No matter how simple…original ↗

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Have you ever wanted to be a saucier? Admit it, you have. The delicate balance of flavours, heat,…original ↗

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Some people get flustered or awestruck when they get to meet their favourite celebrity. Thing is,…original ↗

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In my neighbourhood, people are always looking for reasons to complain. One of the newest problems…original ↗

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Do you remember when Furbys were a national security threat? All those brave, strong military men,…original ↗

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One day, I think I will be brave enough to drive through the Costco parking lot. There are many…original ↗

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What’s your favourite toxic heavy metal? For most of us, it’s gotta be lead. Sure, it’s a pretty…original ↗

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Bicycle theft is the number-one crime issue confronting our society today. If you have a nice…original ↗

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Before we begin this questioning, I need to make a confession. I have never really liked soups. When…original ↗

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