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2026

You don't have to if you don't want to.original ↗
28 Feb 2026

2025

Altoids by the Fistfuloriginal ↗
21 Sept 2025
If it cites em dashes as proof, it came from a tool.original ↗
7 Jul 2025
Et tu, Panera?original ↗
15 May 2025
Shut Up and Danceoriginal ↗
24 Apr 2025
Take This On-Call Rotation and Shove Itoriginal ↗
27 Mar 2025
Dirty, disgusting, filthy, lice-ridden boids.original ↗
2 Mar 2025
The "No, But" Engineeroriginal ↗
28 Feb 2025
The Ideal Candidate Will Be Punched In the Stomachoriginal ↗
13 Feb 2025
An Unwilling Participant in Your Smart Fantasyoriginal ↗
30 Jan 2025

2024

The Mannheim Steamroller Version of "Deck the Halls" Is Insufferable and I Will Fight Anyone Who Disagreesoriginal ↗
20 Dec 2024
Large Chainsaw Modeloriginal ↗
22 Nov 2024
The Fake Fixationoriginal ↗
15 Nov 2024
This is [my dead grandmother]'s special day!original ↗
30 Sept 2024
Tangentially, we can fix your raycaster.original ↗
13 Sept 2024
The Lesser 2024 Olympics Rankingsoriginal ↗
14 Aug 2024
The Network Time Protocol: What Times Are It?original ↗
2 Aug 2024
ScottSmitelli.comoriginal ↗
1 Jul 2024
Small WebGL Examplesoriginal ↗
29 Jun 2024

2022

The Hidden Worlds of the Klein Tools TI250 Thermal Imageroriginal ↗
31 May 2022

2021

Cosmodocoriginal ↗
13 Dec 2021

2020

Cosmoreoriginal ↗
7 Nov 2020
Langolieroriginal ↗
1 Oct 2020

2019

Windowboxoriginal ↗
1 Nov 2019

2018

Saltoriginal ↗
1 Mar 2018

2015

Scottfilesoriginal ↗
1 Aug 2015
leroux-cacheoriginal ↗
1 Apr 2015

2012

To Apple ID or not to Apple ID, that is the security question.original ↗
19 Dec 2012
Docrouteoriginal ↗
1 Dec 2012
Is That Company Real?original ↗
1 Oct 2012

2011

Internet Stapleroriginal ↗
1 Oct 2011
The Sort of Faceoriginal ↗
1 Sept 2011
Trigger and Freewheel CMSoriginal ↗
1 May 2011

2009

(This Song's Just) 76,482 Tiles Longoriginal ↗
21 Jul 2009
Fun with YouTube's Audio Content ID Systemoriginal ↗
19 Apr 2009
twanslationpartyoriginal ↗
2 Apr 2009
twitstashoriginal ↗
1 Apr 2009

2008

You came and you gave without taking. Like a BitTorrent seed.original ↗
24 Jul 2008
Everybody Imitates Hypnotoadoriginal ↗
5 Jun 2008
Block Partyoriginal ↗
23 Feb 2008
Hey Hey, Ho Ho, QuickTime 7.4 Has Got To Gooriginal ↗
24 Jan 2008

2007

0 dBFS for Vendettaoriginal ↗
19 Aug 2007
The Armchair Audio Engineeroriginal ↗
5 Mar 2007