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13yo: “Hey dad, if the assistant principal or my Spanish teacher calls you tomorrow, just ignore…original ↗
4 Jun 2025
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Me: “How was your first day back at school after Thanksgiving? Did you walk right up to the biggest…original ↗
30 Nov 2021
23 Nov 2021
My 10yo made me go with him into a mall store just so he could make a punny bathroom joke about the…original ↗
19 Sept 2021
My 10yo just casually mentioned that the Tostitos logo contains two people dipping a chip into…original ↗
30 Jul 2021
And how are you all doing on syrup, Denny’s? Need me to loan you some? You know, just until the…original ↗
3 Jul 2021
They were not warned in advance about this important contest, but they have been preparing for it…original ↗
1 Jul 2021
Anyone else have an extreme phobia of wooden popsicle sticks? I can’t eat off them and literally go…original ↗
19 Jun 2021
According to my 9yo, this ambulance company finds you dead, briefly revives you, but then you die…original ↗
11 Jun 2021
Tonight the kids were arguing over whether we should have penne or elbows… so instead, I made…original ↗
26 May 2021