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2026
3 Oct 2026
you can’t be putting words like “dopamine” and “cortisol” in your steam game page. why are we so…original ↗
2 Oct 2026
tamagotchi pet game in your browser except there’s no buttons or anything so all you can do is log…original ↗
29 Sept 2026
28 Sept 2026
28 Sept 2026
28 Sept 2026
unconvinced i’ll ever find “the vitamin” that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i…original ↗
4 Aug 2026
how does something like Pokemon evolve over thousands of years? once the construct of capitalism…original ↗
19 Jul 2026
15 Jul 2026
i started noticing it years ago but i’m a little let down by how much in AAA games seems to rely on…original ↗
6 Jul 2026
as a french kid i was very confused about Superman’s archnemesis being constantly referred to as…original ↗
6 Jul 2026
controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i’m going to live…original ↗
3 Jul 2026
by 2050 all the original King of the Hill episodes will be lost media, only survived by their…original ↗
28 Jun 2026
i know you’re already typing “of course the cookie clicker guy would post that” but i really do have…original ↗
27 Jun 2026
New technology discovered: 🦑🥪Squid sandwich! You may now craft 🦑🥪Squid sandwiches out of 1🍞bread and…original ↗
27 Jun 2026
i believe this song is what being a single-celled organism must feel like. i just feel 10 microns…original ↗
25 Jun 2026
more game dev reminiscing while i go insane in the code mines. i’m 90% sure i’ve made a very similar…original ↗
20 Jun 2026
it’s weird to think that since i’ve coded in javascript for over 20 years now and have released…original ↗
19 Jun 2026
i wouldn’t say i love programming. but i do feel inexplicably drawn to programming. and to making…original ↗
19 Jun 2026
i sometimes miss being a completely naive novice programmer when i was like 13. never cache…original ↗
14 Jun 2026
due to being browser-based it will not have VST support :))) i also took a glance into VST bindings…original ↗
11 Jun 2026
i need to keep going until i at least have something to show off on here. so far it makes music. i…original ↗
10 Jun 2026
developing audio software. i fix a bug that’s been bothering me for a while. doing so i also lay…original ↗
10 Jun 2026
7 Jun 2026