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"01a0bdde-f80d-732b-ad78-f23e7694d603", "title": "The 25th Amendment Exists for a Reason", "url": "https://onefoottsunami.com/2026/01/19/the-25th-amendment-exists-for-a-reason/", "published_at": "2026-01-19T14:09:31+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-9374-71a1-9dc2-2700055cb85b", "title": "Upgrading His Ride", "url": "https://onefoottsunami.com/2026/01/16/upgrading-his-ride/", "published_at": "2026-01-16T15:17:11+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-9376-70c6-8c5f-11a9e0cf64f1", "title": "For Your Mutha", "url": "https://onefoottsunami.com/2026/01/15/for-your-mutha/", "published_at": "2026-01-15T14:29:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-9376-70c6-8c5f-11a9e144f68b", "title": "Becoming the Government and Also a Praying Mantis", "url": "https://onefoottsunami.com/2026/01/14/becoming-the-government-and-also-a-praying-mantis/", "published_at": "2026-01-14T15:02:36+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-9376-70c6-8c5f-11a9e15e18c9", "title": "Mid-Playoff Transfers Probably Shouldn’t Be Allowed", "url": "https://onefoottsunami.com/2026/01/13/mid-playoff-transfers-probably-shouldnt-be-allowed/", "published_at": "2026-01-13T14:05:17+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-9376-70c6-8c5f-11a9e2151bd0", "title": "You Have the Right To Record ICE", "url": "https://onefoottsunami.com/2026/01/12/you-have-the-right-to-record-ice/", "published_at": "2026-01-12T20:14:52+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-9376-70c6-8c5f-11a9e261ae1a", "title": "The CES Worst in Show", "url": "https://onefoottsunami.com/2026/01/09/the-ces-worst-in-show/", "published_at": "2026-01-09T17:04:33+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-9376-70c6-8c5f-11a9e2d372fa", "title": "💧 Get Out", "url": "https://onefoottsunami.com/2026/01/08/get-out/", "published_at": "2026-01-08T15:17:17+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-9376-70c6-8c5f-11a9e3be36c9", "title": "The Diet of Worms", "url": "https://onefoottsunami.com/2026/01/07/the-diet-of-worms/", "published_at": "2026-01-07T12:40:17+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-9376-70c6-8c5f-11a9e4a41d8d", "title": "He Got Better", "url": "https://onefoottsunami.com/2026/01/06/he-got-better/", "published_at": "2026-01-06T18:04:17+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-9376-70c6-8c5f-11a9e4dc44f4", "title": "💧 Way to Go, Apple Maps", "url": "https://onefoottsunami.com/2026/01/05/way-to-go-apple-maps/", "published_at": "2026-01-05T14:26:44+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-9376-70c6-8c5f-11a9e5b47aa4", "title": "Why, Though?", "url": "https://onefoottsunami.com/2026/01/02/why-though/", "published_at": "2026-01-02T15:46:51+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-9377-723f-b660-49e65f5c7560", "title": "💧 It’ll Still Be Two Days ’Til I Say I’m Sorry", "url": "https://onefoottsunami.com/2026/01/01/itll-still-be-two-days-til-i-say-im-sorry/", "published_at": "2026-01-01T17:18:15+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-9377-723f-b660-49e65fac3f51", "title": "No Stunt Asses", "url": "https://onefoottsunami.com/2025/12/31/no-stunt-asses/", "published_at": "2025-12-31T15:12:03+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-9377-723f-b660-49e6608698b1", "title": "Haverhill Smells Of Dunkin", "url": "https://onefoottsunami.com/2025/12/30/haverhill-smells-of-dunkin/", "published_at": "2025-12-30T19:49:58+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-9377-723f-b660-49e660c40bdb", "title": "The $400,000 Lobster Heist", "url": "https://onefoottsunami.com/2025/12/29/the-400000-lobster-heist/", "published_at": "2025-12-29T14:58:27+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-9377-723f-b660-49e6616b38ee", "title": "Waiting in Liminal Spaces", "url": "https://onefoottsunami.com/2025/12/26/waiting-in-liminal-spaces/", "published_at": "2025-12-26T17:21:26+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-9377-723f-b660-49e661bee2f4", "title": "An Unexpected Drive Across the Golden Gate Bridge", "url": "https://onefoottsunami.com/2025/12/25/an-unexpected-drive-across-the-golden-gate-bridge/", "published_at": "2025-12-26T01:16:34+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-9377-723f-b660-49e6626b0061", "title": "The Nightmare Before Christmas", "url": "https://onefoottsunami.com/2025/12/24/the-nightmare-before-christmas/", "published_at": "2025-12-24T21:04:26+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-9377-723f-b660-49e662c5110b", "title": "A Fixture in the Online Oddities Trade", "url": "https://onefoottsunami.com/2025/12/23/a-fixture-in-the-online-oddities-trade/", "published_at": "2025-12-23T19:03:19+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bde1-9377-723f-b660-49e6638d1a2b", "title": "Waymos Paralyzed With Indecision", "url": "https://onefoottsunami.com/2025/12/22/waymos-paralyzed-with-indecision/", "published_at": "2025-12-22T19:00:19+00:00" } ] posts Claim your blog

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2026

One Hell of a Pop Quiz original ↗

8 May 2026

Popes — They’re Just Like Us!original ↗

7 May 2026

Divorce Registries original ↗

6 May 2026

Foiling Online Age Checks original ↗

5 May 2026

Oracle Park’s Bogus 9-9-9 Challenge Has Disappeared original ↗

4 May 2026

A Very Poor Trade original ↗

1 May 2026

Renea Gamble Prevails original ↗

30 Apr 2026

Pam From Wenatchee Made a Hologram original ↗

29 Apr 2026

The Bartered Vasectomy original ↗

28 Apr 2026

💧 Sub-Two Sabastian Sawe original ↗

27 Apr 2026

A Very Fusilli Plan original ↗

24 Apr 2026

Dropping in Unannounced original ↗

23 Apr 2026

💧 Sectional 42 original ↗

22 Apr 2026

We’ve Got to Hang Our Hats on Something original ↗

21 Apr 2026

Snagged on a Giant C original ↗

20 Apr 2026

Vehicles Crushed by Snow original ↗

17 Apr 2026

💧 The Magawa Monument Is Made of Stone original ↗

16 Apr 2026

Pivoting From Shoes to Artificial Intelligence original ↗

15 Apr 2026

💧 Stay in Your Lane, Paperless Post original ↗

14 Apr 2026

A Massive Magawa original ↗

13 Apr 2026

Firefighters on Electric Motorcycles original ↗

10 Apr 2026

The Half-Mile Escalator original ↗

9 Apr 2026

Bobbi Gibb Kicks Ass original ↗

8 Apr 2026

Every Day Is an Exhausting New Hell original ↗

7 Apr 2026

A Windy Day With the White Clouds Flying original ↗

6 Apr 2026

Molly Went for a Helicopter Ride original ↗

3 Apr 2026

Detecting Frustration Using Regex original ↗

2 Apr 2026

Poor Blue Blob original ↗

1 Apr 2026

Perhaps It’s Time for a Taking Pledge original ↗

31 Mar 2026

Creepy and Seemingly Inaccurate original ↗

30 Mar 2026

💧 Perverse Incentives in License Plates original ↗

27 Mar 2026

Aramark’s Sham Edition of the 9-9-9 Challenge original ↗

26 Mar 2026

💧 First 9-9-9, Then 9-1-1 original ↗

25 Mar 2026

Defying the Odds original ↗

24 Mar 2026

The Future Is Elsewhere original ↗

23 Mar 2026

Afroman Prevails original ↗

20 Mar 2026

💧 Talk About Unappetizing original ↗

19 Mar 2026

💧 A List of Chain Restaurants Whose Names Contain Unusual Structures original ↗

18 Mar 2026

Happy Evacuation Day Semiquincentennial original ↗

17 Mar 2026

Makin’ It Retro original ↗

16 Mar 2026

Rampant Cheating in Camel Beauty Contests original ↗

13 Mar 2026

💧 Bam Adebayo and the Wrong Ben Wallace original ↗

12 Mar 2026

The Ig Nobels Are Moving to Europe original ↗

11 Mar 2026

💧 Drinking Dessert Ranch original ↗

10 Mar 2026

Using A.I. To Get Dumber original ↗

9 Mar 2026

Support News Organizations original ↗

6 Mar 2026

Not Your Usual Press Junket original ↗

5 Mar 2026

PB4WEGO Again original ↗

4 Mar 2026

Don’t Visit the US original ↗

3 Mar 2026

Dr. Rümeysa Öztürk Kicks Ass original ↗

2 Mar 2026

Sending A.I. To School in Your Place original ↗

27 Feb 2026

Wet Mud Apparently Sounds Better Than Expected original ↗

26 Feb 2026

💧 We Are the One and Only You original ↗

25 Feb 2026

The Physics of Space Data Centers original ↗

24 Feb 2026

More Robotic Than the Robots original ↗

23 Feb 2026

Fighting Back Against Addictive Design original ↗

20 Feb 2026

Vampirism in Public original ↗

19 Feb 2026

Nazgul’s Photo Finish original ↗

18 Feb 2026

Be One With the Grass original ↗

17 Feb 2026

Lilliputian Hallucinations original ↗

16 Feb 2026

💧 Do You Want Swine Flu?original ↗

13 Feb 2026

Ski Jumping’s Penisgate original ↗

12 Feb 2026

💧 Kids Fun Fair Barnyard Petting Zoo original ↗

11 Feb 2026

Hundreds of Grass People Attend a Wedding original ↗

10 Feb 2026

Don’t Let A.I. Write a Eulogy original ↗

9 Feb 2026

Quality Customer Service original ↗

6 Feb 2026

💧 Accidental Whimsy original ↗

5 Feb 2026

Your Butt Is the Bomb original ↗

4 Feb 2026

💧 Our Weirdest Holiday original ↗

3 Feb 2026

Phantom Obligations original ↗

2 Feb 2026

Vibe Coding His Way to Davos Jail original ↗

30 Jan 2026

Not So Thoughtful original ↗

29 Jan 2026

Tarnished by Association original ↗

28 Jan 2026

A Year of Congestion Pricing in Lower Manhattan original ↗

27 Jan 2026

I, Too, Am Heartbroken and Very Angry original ↗

26 Jan 2026

Some Cow original ↗

23 Jan 2026

Eavesdropping Dogs original ↗

22 Jan 2026

A Quiet Sort of Insanity original ↗

21 Jan 2026

Cry-Cry Horse original ↗

20 Jan 2026

The 25th Amendment Exists for a Reason original ↗

19 Jan 2026

Upgrading His Ride original ↗

16 Jan 2026

For Your Mutha original ↗

15 Jan 2026

Becoming the Government and Also a Praying Mantis original ↗

14 Jan 2026

Mid-Playoff Transfers Probably Shouldn’t Be Allowed original ↗

13 Jan 2026

You Have the Right To Record ICE original ↗

12 Jan 2026

The CES Worst in Show original ↗

9 Jan 2026

💧 Get Out original ↗

8 Jan 2026

The Diet of Worms original ↗

7 Jan 2026

He Got Better original ↗

6 Jan 2026

💧 Way to Go, Apple Maps original ↗

5 Jan 2026

Why, Though?original ↗

2 Jan 2026

💧 It’ll Still Be Two Days ’Til I Say I’m Sorry original ↗

1 Jan 2026

2025

No Stunt Asses original ↗

31 Dec 2025

Haverhill Smells Of Dunkin original ↗

30 Dec 2025

The $400,000 Lobster Heist original ↗

29 Dec 2025

Waiting in Liminal Spaces original ↗

26 Dec 2025

An Unexpected Drive Across the Golden Gate Bridge original ↗

26 Dec 2025

The Nightmare Before Christmas original ↗

24 Dec 2025

A Fixture in the Online Oddities Trade original ↗

23 Dec 2025

Waymos Paralyzed With Indecision original ↗

22 Dec 2025