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2026
My girlfriend wanted to add a bit of calculus to the bedroom. I thought it meant we were going to do…original ↗
2 Oct 2026
Related, English currently has four words that are different in their transitive/intransitive forms:original ↗
2 Oct 2026
Well, on the bright side, my blender mistake managed to miss one of my socks, my underwear, and a…original ↗
1 Oct 2026
At least the Evil Robot doesn’t lecture you about the way your question technically violates one of…original ↗
1 Oct 2026
After seeing so many things labeled “crisis” I sort of feel the need to grump that a crisis sort of…original ↗
30 Sept 2026
Growing up, I always thought the line in “Puff the Magic Dragon” was “ceiling wax, and other fancy…original ↗
30 Sept 2026
29 Sept 2026
Got suggested I am “masking” my autism with social skills. And there’s not zero of that, but for the…original ↗
29 Sept 2026
There is a new nasal flu vaccine, for all of you who hate shots! (COVID ones probably coming next…original ↗
29 Sept 2026
(Sunlight through the skylight) Yes, God, I get the hint. I’ll empty the fucking dishwasher.original ↗
28 Sept 2026
28 Sept 2026
Flight attendant over intercom: “Hello and welcome to our new segment we’re calling ‘Fun Facts with…original ↗
26 Sept 2026
Me, gossiping to the head priest at the local “Church of God”: “*Finally* someone who knows that…original ↗
26 Sept 2026
25 Sept 2026
25 Sept 2026
SNW writers really did forget that the first two seasons of the show weren’t shitty meladramtic…original ↗
24 Sept 2026
Someone should ask Trump “While President Xi is in town, are you going to meet with the head of the…original ↗
24 Sept 2026
Yes, I’m marrying her for her shopping skills. If you had a girl who could routinely find and buy…original ↗
23 Sept 2026
I got bitten by a cursed algae a few years ago. Everything was fine until a cursed moss also bit me….original ↗
23 Sept 2026
Getting stuck in spain in 1492 and deciding to set up a kickass Mexican food restaurant as soon as…original ↗
23 Sept 2026
21 Sept 2026
In Worm, there is this sense that “nothing is able to get better” and then you learn that this is…original ↗
20 Sept 2026
I mean, depending on how you count the start of the series, it also matters if “Al in the giant suit…original ↗
20 Sept 2026
If you do this over voice to text, Gemini answers the questions for you, because it doesn’t…original ↗
20 Sept 2026
Worse. If he admits to liking it, he has to be in Data’s upcoming production on Ten-Forward.original ↗
19 Sept 2026
19 Sept 2026
Other than “might give you tetanus” , I can’t tell from looking whether it is as dangerous as is…original ↗
19 Sept 2026
A related problem I have with the season, is the borrowed Vulcan exchange crewmember who is a…original ↗
17 Sept 2026
SNW season 4 is at 0/3 in terms of “episodes I like”. Three gimmick ones in a row (and of course the…original ↗
17 Sept 2026
In the Percy Jackson books, if Camp Half Blood were a psyop by some enemy of the Gods to create the…original ↗
17 Sept 2026
You don’t notice subtle changes in culture as they’re happening until one day, you reflect on how…original ↗
16 Sept 2026
16 Sept 2026
We get a lot of these! It’s just that she’s usually the “wicked stepmother” or something. But this…original ↗
16 Sept 2026
My GF and I are analytical in very different ways. But one thing she very much doesn’t have is the…original ↗
16 Sept 2026
Heard this stupid dad joke that killed me: Which Chinese word takes the longest to write? “Friend”…original ↗
14 Sept 2026
14 Sept 2026
Performing Shakespeare in GenAm or RP is actually a nerf. The actors found that the original accent…original ↗
14 Sept 2026
In addition, climate change is, like, bad. Let’s not gatekeep where we are putting our clean energy….original ↗
13 Sept 2026
13 Sept 2026
While that is good, as it goes, not knowing about it my mom tormented her dog for months. The air…original ↗
11 Sept 2026
Looking for VC money for a trillion dollar startup. While militaries around the world are faffing…original ↗
11 Sept 2026
11 Sept 2026
It’s really interesting how much a skill “talking to someone bad at your language” is. It’s harder…original ↗
10 Sept 2026
Gemini apparently cannot be made to stop listening to text messages and answering questions posed to…original ↗
10 Sept 2026
9 Sept 2026
Oh yeah, lead. I was just thinking leaded gasoline, which really isn’t necessary anymore (and is…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
GR would have been enough of a puzzle that we would probably have cracked it in the 70s after GPS…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
There are a few natural substances that have the feel of Cursed Magical Artifact, given that they’re…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
It’s important to remember than for much of that history, the Muslim takeover was a very real thing….original ↗
9 Sept 2026
8 Sept 2026
7 Sept 2026
Seriously, the only thing any child is “sure” about when they go through the first time is that they…original ↗
6 Sept 2026
Reading the Wayward Children books, I can never quite decide how evil Seanan McGuire thinks the…original ↗
6 Sept 2026
Throughout the show, I kept imagining that the Lord Chancellor was only putting up with Strephon…original ↗
6 Sept 2026
ah, so the “ancient solution” to debt is “what if we just didn’t pay it, what are you going to do about it”!original ↗
4 Sept 2026
4 Sept 2026
The political/religious art game of the second Trump era has been really underwhelming. Like, yeah…original ↗
4 Sept 2026
4 Sept 2026
The National Association of Mixologists has spoken, and I am no longer allowed to make cocktails or…original ↗
3 Sept 2026
So I’ve previously looked at your stuff and thought that I could never be a technical writer, if THAT is the (high) standard of competence. Then today I was struggling through the manual for our AC unit, and I realized I could TOTALLY be a technical writer, since “able to properly communicate important things” apparently isn’t a necessary criterion for the job. (Could I be a GOOD technical writer, probably not; but at least I’d make fewer spelling errors than whatever idiot wrote this fucking thoriginal ↗
2 Sept 2026
2 Sept 2026