41554 blogs · [ { "id": "01a0bc0b-6f1b-71e8-b454-0323b626ca62", "title": "“Sure, blame the wizards!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/12/19/sure-blame-the-wizards/", "published_at": "2020-12-19T08:01:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc0b-6f1b-71e8-b454-0323b6795e0c", "title": "“What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose. And show you how powerful I really am.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/12/12/what-we-have-here-is-a-rare-opportunity-for-me-to-cut-loose-and-to-show-you-how-powerful-i-really-am/", "published_at": "2020-12-12T08:01:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc0b-6f1b-71e8-b454-0323b76567f1", "title": "“Not the bees! Not the bees!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/12/05/not-the-bees-not-the-bees/", "published_at": "2020-12-05T08:01:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc0b-6f1b-71e8-b454-0323b79ccba8", "title": "“Maybe if you tell me the bad news in a good way, it won’t sound so bad.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/11/28/maybe-if-you-tell-me-the-bad-news-in-a-good-way-it-wont-sound-so-bad/", "published_at": "2020-11-28T08:01:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc0b-6f1b-71e8-b454-0323b7ca09ce", "title": "“Quick! Change the channel!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/11/21/quick-change-the-channel/", "published_at": "2020-11-21T08:01:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc0b-6f1b-71e8-b454-0323b7f016d4", "title": "“Femputer sentences them to death… by snu snu!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/11/14/femputer-sentences-them-to-death-by-snu-snu/", "published_at": "2020-11-14T08:01:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc0b-6f1b-71e8-b454-0323b8dfee03", "title": "“Everybody lies.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/11/07/everybody-lies/", "published_at": "2020-11-07T08:01:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc0b-6f1b-71e8-b454-0323b933b79b", "title": "“That’s not fair. That’s not fair at all. There was time now. There was… was all the time I needed.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/10/31/thats-not-fair-thats-not-fair-at-all-there-was-time-now-there-was-was-all-the-time-i-needed/", "published_at": "2020-10-31T08:01:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc0b-6f1b-71e8-b454-0323b967846b", "title": "“Nobody trusts anybody now… and we’re all very tired.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/10/24/nobody-trusts-anybody-now-and-were-all-very-tired/", "published_at": "2020-10-24T08:01:10+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc0b-6f1b-71e8-b454-0323b9fc3120", "title": "“Winter is coming.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/10/17/winter-is-coming/", "published_at": "2020-10-17T08:01:36+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc0d-cd68-7342-bc72-3f60790a3bac", "title": "“That is why you fail.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/10/10/that-is-why-you-fail/", "published_at": "2020-10-10T08:01:53+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc0d-cd68-7342-bc72-3f6079520075", "title": "“…Baby, you’ve got a stew going!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/10/03/baby-youve-got-a-stew-going/", "published_at": "2020-10-03T08:01:16+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc0d-cd68-7342-bc72-3f6079cedcde", "title": "“Your problem is you’ve spent your whole life thinking there are rules. There aren’t.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/09/26/your-problem-is-youve-spent-your-whole-life-thinking-there-are-rules-there-arent/", "published_at": "2020-09-26T08:01:31+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc0d-cd68-7342-bc72-3f6079f0927d", "title": "“So I’ve spent every day since then chasing Amy…so to speak.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/09/19/so-ive-spent-every-day-since-then-chasing-amy-so-to-speak/", "published_at": "2020-09-19T08:01:41+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc0d-cd68-7342-bc72-3f607acfb6d8", "title": "“Because when you really know who you are and what you like about yourself, changing for other people isn’t such a big deal.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/09/12/because-when-you-really-know-who-you-are-and-what-you-like-about-yourself-changing-for-other-people-isnt-such-a-big-deal/", "published_at": "2020-09-12T08:01:24+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc0d-cd68-7342-bc72-3f607b62faaf", "title": "“The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/09/05/the-dark-side-of-the-force-is-a-pathway-to-many-abilities-some-consider-to-be-unnatural/", "published_at": "2020-09-05T08:01:55+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc0d-cd68-7342-bc72-3f607babfdfa", "title": "“There’s still some stuff in the basement.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/08/29/theres-still-some-stuff-in-the-basement/", "published_at": "2020-08-29T08:01:08+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc0d-cd68-7342-bc72-3f607c1027ac", "title": "“And boom goes the dynamite.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/08/22/and-boom-goes-the-dynamite/", "published_at": "2020-08-22T08:01:32+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc0d-cd68-7342-bc72-3f607c3634e7", "title": "“Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/08/15/only-imperial-stormtroopers-are-so-precise/", "published_at": "2020-08-15T08:01:21+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc0d-cd68-7342-bc72-3f607cd9a84c", "title": "“Did we just become best friends?”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/08/08/did-we-just-become-best-friends/", "published_at": "2020-08-08T08:01:17+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc10-0cce-716d-81ec-8f25d790e6d1", "title": "“It’s not that I’m lazy. It’s that I just don’t care”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/08/01/its-not-that-im-lazy-its-that-i-just-dont-care/", "published_at": "2020-08-01T08:01:22+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc10-0cce-716d-81ec-8f25d84b0edb", "title": "“Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/07/25/well-what-if-there-is-no-tomorrow-there-wasnt-one-today/", "published_at": "2020-07-25T08:01:15+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc10-0cce-716d-81ec-8f25d93164a2", "title": "“True beauty is an expression of the heart. A thing without shame, to which notions of gender don’t apply.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/07/18/true-beauty-is-an-expression-of-the-heart-a-thing-without-shame-to-which-notions-of-gender-dont-apply/", "published_at": "2020-07-18T08:01:48+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc10-0cce-716d-81ec-8f25d992639b", "title": "“[Nature] occasionally throws up the terrible offspring of our pride and carelessness to remind us of how puny we really are in the face of a tornado, an earthquake or a Godzilla.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/07/11/nature-occasionally-throws-up-the-terrible-offspring-of-our-pride-and-carelessness-to-remind-us-of-how-puny-we-really-are-in-the-face-of-a-tornado-an-earthquake-or-a-godzilla/", "published_at": "2020-07-11T08:01:45+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc10-0cce-716d-81ec-8f25d9e65713", "title": "“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/07/04/a-wizard-is-never-late-mister-baggins-nor-is-he-early-he-arrives-precisely-when-he-means-to/", "published_at": "2020-07-04T08:01:24+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc10-0cce-716d-81ec-8f25d9f451be", "title": "“Stop trying to tell me you can’t change what you are. You can do it, too. ‘Cause after all, unlike me, you’re not a failure.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/06/27/stop-trying-to-tell-me-you-cant-change-what-you-are-you-can-do-it-too-cause-after-all-unlike-me-youre-not-a-failure/", "published_at": "2020-06-27T08:01:16+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc10-0cce-716d-81ec-8f25daba9af6", "title": "“Survival can be a matter of luck or skill. And you can’t rely on luck.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/06/20/survival-can-be-a-matter-of-luck-and-skill-and-you-cant-rely-on-luck/", "published_at": "2020-06-20T08:01:23+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc10-0cce-716d-81ec-8f25db62b4e9", "title": "“Sometimes, bad guys make the best good guys.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/06/13/sometimes-bad-guys-make-the-best-good-guys/", "published_at": "2020-06-13T08:01:11+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc10-0cce-716d-81ec-8f25dc5a1964", "title": "“None of you seem to understand. I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/06/06/none-of-you-seem-to-understand-im-not-locked-in-here-with-you-youre-locked-in-here-with-me/", "published_at": "2020-06-06T08:01:43+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc10-0cce-716d-81ec-8f25dd4414cb", "title": "“Somewhere, there is a crime happening.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/05/30/somewhere-there-is-a-crime-happening/", "published_at": "2020-05-30T08:01:05+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc12-3fcc-721a-b224-f70aa69fef29", "title": "“I’m not a painted up doll – I’m a kid! And I don’t want to be anything else.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/05/23/im-not-a-painted-up-doll-im-a-kid-and-i-dont-want-to-be-anything-else/", "published_at": "2020-05-23T08:01:01+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc12-3fcc-721a-b224-f70aa77498de", "title": "“Batman could be anybody. That was the point.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/05/16/batman-could-be-anybody-that-was-the-point/", "published_at": "2020-05-16T08:01:56+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc12-3fcc-721a-b224-f70aa7838a84", "title": "“Gentlemen, to evil.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/05/09/gentlemen-to-evil/", "published_at": "2020-05-09T08:01:43+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc12-3fcc-721a-b224-f70aa83dda55", "title": "“Don’t ruin my story with your logic.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/05/02/dont-ruin-my-story-with-your-logic/", "published_at": "2020-05-02T08:01:09+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc12-3fcc-721a-b224-f70aa8984f50", "title": "“Yeah. True level, bitch.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/04/25/yeah-true-level-bitch/", "published_at": "2020-04-25T08:01:31+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc12-3fcc-721a-b224-f70aa89bc8e6", "title": "“You look at me and you see Slippin’ Jimmy.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/04/18/you-look-at-me-and-you-see-slippin-jimmy/", "published_at": "2020-04-18T08:01:10+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc12-3fcc-721a-b224-f70aa91ca64f", "title": "“Nobody important? Blimey, that’s amazing. You know, nine hundred years of time and space and I’ve never met anybody who wasn’t important before.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/04/11/nobody-important-blimey-thats-amazing-you-know-nine-hundred-years-of-time-and-space-and-ive-never-met-anybody-who-wasnt-important-before/", "published_at": "2020-04-11T08:01:43+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc12-3fcc-721a-b224-f70aa9a5bf6b", "title": "“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/04/04/hello-my-name-is-inigo-montoya-you-killed-my-father-prepare-to-die/", "published_at": "2020-04-04T08:01:33+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc12-3fcc-721a-b224-f70aaaa0c607", "title": "“So, professor, would you say it’s time for everyone to panic?”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/03/28/so-professor-would-you-say-its-time-for-everyone-to-panic/", "published_at": "2020-03-28T08:01:33+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc12-3fcc-721a-b224-f70aaaa16a60", "title": "“You should have gone for the head.” AND “I went for the head.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/03/21/you-should-have-gone-for-the-head-and-i-went-for-the-head/", "published_at": "2020-03-21T08:01:32+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc14-7a7e-71f9-ac0a-e030aca5b43b", "title": "“Sometimes life’s a bitch and then you keep living.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/03/14/sometimes-lifes-a-bitch-and-then-you-keep-living/", "published_at": "2020-03-14T08:01:30+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc14-7a7e-71f9-ac0a-e030ada2cc9d", "title": "“If you want some quality friends, you gotta wade through all the dicks first.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/03/07/if-you-want-some-quality-friends-you-gotta-wade-through-all-the-dicks-first/", "published_at": "2020-03-07T08:01:43+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc14-7a7e-71f9-ac0a-e030ae95ef63", "title": "“There. Are. Four. Lights.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/02/29/there-are-four-lights/", "published_at": "2020-02-29T08:01:02+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc14-7a7e-71f9-ac0a-e030af59f317", "title": "“Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling. It’s all the same.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/02/22/evil-is-evil-lesser-greater-middling-its-all-the-same/", "published_at": "2020-02-22T08:01:30+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc14-7a7e-71f9-ac0a-e030afd9c9b4", "title": "“You are all the things that are wrong with you. It’s not the alcohol, or the drugs, or any of the shitty things that happened to you in your career, or when you were a kid. It’s you.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/02/15/you-are-all-the-things-that-are-wrong-with-you-its-not-the-alcohol-or-the-drugs-or-any-of-the-shitty-things-that-happened-to-you-in-your-career-or-when-you-were-a-kid-its-you/", "published_at": "2020-02-15T08:01:02+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc14-7a7e-71f9-ac0a-e030b02c0655", "title": "“I have spoken.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/02/08/i-have-spoken/", "published_at": "2020-02-08T08:01:19+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc14-7a7e-71f9-ac0a-e030b1128e36", "title": "“Not a robot” and “Not a girl”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/02/01/not-a-robot-and-not-a-girl/", "published_at": "2020-02-01T08:01:17+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc14-7a7e-71f9-ac0a-e030b118e399", "title": "“I’m looking for sailors.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/01/25/im-looking-for-sailors/", "published_at": "2020-01-25T08:01:13+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc14-7a7e-71f9-ac0a-e030b18ca3d0", "title": "“To win, one has to lose!” AND “The difference between the novice and the master is that the master has failed more times than the novice has tried.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/01/18/to-win-one-has-to-lose-and-the-difference-between-the-novice-and-the-master-is-that-the-master-has-failed-more-times-than-the-novice-has-tried/", "published_at": "2020-01-18T08:01:04+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc14-7a7e-71f9-ac0a-e030b1a130ce", "title": "“This is the way.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/01/11/this-is-the-way/", "published_at": "2020-01-11T08:01:09+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc16-cf42-71f8-8ccb-b9abd50d58fd", "title": "“A strong man doesn’t need to read the future. He makes his own.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2020/01/04/a-strong-man-doesnt-need-to-read-the-future-he-makes-his-own/", "published_at": "2020-01-04T08:01:56+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc16-cf42-71f8-8ccb-b9abd5b1e70e", "title": "“I know what I have to do. But I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/12/28/i-know-what-i-have-to-do-but-i-dont-know-if-i-have-the-strength-to-do-it/", "published_at": "2019-12-28T08:01:13+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc16-cf42-71f8-8ccb-b9abd68e420a", "title": "“…But you’re still hungry.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/12/21/but-youre-still-hungry/", "published_at": "2019-12-21T08:01:58+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc16-cf42-71f8-8ccb-b9abd77bd0c4", "title": "“You can’t never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/12/14/you-cant-never-let-anything-happen-to-him-then-nothing-would-ever-happen-to-him/", "published_at": "2019-12-14T08:01:29+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc16-cf42-71f8-8ccb-b9abd826368c", "title": "“What’s not to like? Custard? Good! Jam? Good! Meat? Good!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/12/07/whats-not-to-like-custard-good-jam-good-meat-good/", "published_at": "2019-12-07T08:01:35+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc16-cf42-71f8-8ccb-b9abd91c7db1", "title": "“Hope ain’t a tactic.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/11/30/hope-aint-a-tactic/", "published_at": "2019-11-30T08:01:24+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc16-cf42-71f8-8ccb-b9abd9296900", "title": "“Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/11/23/why-do-we-fall-so-we-can-learn-to-pick-ourselves-up/", "published_at": "2019-11-23T08:01:45+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc16-cf42-71f8-8ccb-b9abda012b10", "title": "“I am Error.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/11/16/i-am-error/", "published_at": "2019-11-16T08:01:04+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc16-cf42-71f8-8ccb-b9abda77a3b7", "title": "“Don’t think about it!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/11/09/dont-think-about-it/", "published_at": "2019-11-09T08:01:27+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc16-cf42-71f8-8ccb-b9abdaf48ce7", "title": "“Sometimes dead is better.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/11/02/sometimes-dead-is-better/", "published_at": "2019-11-02T08:01:43+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc18-f231-7301-be6d-fc2a29883196", "title": "“You know it’s Halloween. I guess everyone’s entitled to one good scare.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/10/26/you-know-its-halloween-i-guess-everyones-entitled-to-one-good-scare/", "published_at": "2019-10-26T08:10:37+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc18-f231-7301-be6d-fc2a29af9538", "title": "“I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.” AND “Money, please!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/10/19/i-have-done-nothing-wrong-ever-in-my-life-and-money-please/", "published_at": "2019-10-19T08:01:09+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc18-f231-7301-be6d-fc2a29d92375", "title": "“Never rub another man’s rhubarb.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/10/12/never-rub-another-mans-rhubarb/", "published_at": "2019-10-12T08:01:35+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc18-f231-7301-be6d-fc2a2a7ba571", "title": "“Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/10/05/pride-is-not-the-opposite-of-shame-but-its-source/", "published_at": "2019-10-05T08:01:19+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc18-f231-7301-be6d-fc2a2a82018d", "title": "“…This is the Bad Place!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/09/28/this-is-the-bad-place/", "published_at": "2019-09-28T08:01:49+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc18-f231-7301-be6d-fc2a2a87cada", "title": "“What came first? The music or the misery?” AND “Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listen to pop music?”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/09/21/what-came-first-the-music-or-the-misery-and-did-i-listen-to-pop-music-because-i-was-miserable-or-was-i-miserable-because-i-listen-to-pop-music/", "published_at": "2019-09-21T08:01:28+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc18-f231-7301-be6d-fc2a2b34d7b6", "title": "“You cannot see what you’ve become.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/09/14/you-cannot-see-what-youve-become/", "published_at": "2019-09-14T08:01:52+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc18-f231-7301-be6d-fc2a2c0a1cb7", "title": "“Bye, Felicia!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/09/07/bye-felicia/", "published_at": "2019-09-07T08:01:24+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc18-f231-7301-be6d-fc2a2cf0afd1", "title": "“I’ll take a potato chip… and eat it!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/08/31/ill-take-a-potato-chip-and-eat-it/", "published_at": "2019-08-31T08:01:13+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc18-f231-7301-be6d-fc2a2d719d4f", "title": "“You’ll float, too!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/08/24/youll-float-too/", "published_at": "2019-08-24T08:01:46+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1b-03c9-7076-8403-799172cb83f2", "title": "“I wish I were big!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/08/17/i-wish-i-were-big/", "published_at": "2019-08-17T08:01:27+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1b-03c9-7076-8403-7991734cb684", "title": "“‘Strong’? You see? You see! Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/08/10/strong-you-see-you-see-your-stupid-minds-stupid-stupid/", "published_at": "2019-08-10T08:01:25+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1b-03c9-7076-8403-799173fa0bb4", "title": "“I love you 3000.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/08/03/i-love-you-3000/", "published_at": "2019-08-03T08:01:21+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1b-03c9-7076-8403-7991749a7b9d", "title": "“The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter” AND “We do not speak his name!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/07/27/the-wand-chooses-the-wizard-mr-potter-and-we-do-not-speak-his-name/", "published_at": "2019-07-27T08:01:37+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1b-03c9-7076-8403-799174fd00ef", "title": "“I always wondered how Plumbuses got made.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/07/20/i-always-wondered-how-plumbuses-got-made/", "published_at": "2019-07-20T08:01:44+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1b-03c9-7076-8403-799174fde0a1", "title": "“Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/07/13/snakes-why-did-it-have-to-be-snakes/", "published_at": "2019-07-13T08:01:10+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1b-03c9-7076-8403-799175228404", "title": "“I’m a doctor. Not a…”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/07/06/im-a-doctor-not-a/", "published_at": "2019-07-06T08:01:32+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1b-03c9-7076-8403-799175589f60", "title": "“In my experience, there’s no such thing as ‘luck.'”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/06/29/in-my-experience-theres-no-such-thing-as-luck/", "published_at": "2019-06-29T08:01:50+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1b-03c9-7076-8403-799176382bbc", "title": "“My precious!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/06/22/my-precious/", "published_at": "2019-06-22T08:01:20+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1b-03ca-7318-8ee7-013d7ed9b0f3", "title": "“Do not be sorry. Be better.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/06/15/do-not-be-sorry-be-better/", "published_at": "2019-06-15T08:01:34+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1d-0825-7195-95b0-4487c0520b94", "title": "“Boards don’t hit back.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/06/08/boards-dont-hit-back/", "published_at": "2019-06-08T08:01:10+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1d-0825-7195-95b0-4487c10cb0c9", "title": "“Let them fight.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/06/01/let-them-fight/", "published_at": "2019-06-01T08:01:48+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1d-0825-7195-95b0-4487c137ded2", "title": "“The things I do for love.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/05/25/the-things-i-do-for-love/", "published_at": "2019-05-25T08:01:51+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1d-0825-7195-95b0-4487c1c3f363", "title": "“Imagination!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/05/18/imagination/", "published_at": "2019-05-18T08:01:13+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1d-0825-7195-95b0-4487c2956a6b", "title": "“You call this a glitch?!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/05/11/you-call-this-a-glitch/", "published_at": "2019-05-11T08:01:28+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1d-0825-7195-95b0-4487c3085dc8", "title": "“But a thing isn’t beautiful because it lasts…”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/05/04/but-a-thing-isnt-beautiful-because-it-lasts/", "published_at": "2019-05-04T08:01:11+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1d-0825-7195-95b0-4487c31bfa2f", "title": "“Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/04/27/dread-it-run-from-it-destiny-still-arrives/", "published_at": "2019-04-27T08:01:31+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1d-0825-7195-95b0-4487c376d498", "title": "“I can do this all day.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/04/20/i-can-do-this-all-day/", "published_at": "2019-04-20T08:01:51+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1d-0825-7195-95b0-4487c455b327", "title": "“You can’t live your life according to ‘maybes’.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/04/13/you-cant-live-your-life-according-to-maybes/", "published_at": "2019-04-13T08:01:53+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1d-0825-7195-95b0-4487c471a616", "title": "“My friends, you bow to no one.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/04/06/my-friends-you-bow-to-no-one/", "published_at": "2019-04-06T08:01:25+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1f-3ecd-734e-a81f-16e00dcc17e2", "title": "“Just so you know, Jeff, you are now creating six different timelines.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/03/30/just-so-you-know-jeff-you-are-now-creating-six-different-timelines/", "published_at": "2019-03-30T08:01:11+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1f-3ecd-734e-a81f-16e00e3581b0", "title": "“You can’t cling to the past. Because no matter how tightly you hold on, it’s already gone.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/03/23/you-cant-cling-to-the-past-because-no-matter-how-tightly-you-hold-on-its-already-gone/", "published_at": "2019-03-23T08:01:15+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1f-3ecd-734e-a81f-16e00e35990e", "title": "“‘Tis but a scratch!” and “Just a flesh wound!”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/03/16/tis-but-a-scratch-and-just-a-flesh-wound/", "published_at": "2019-03-16T08:01:57+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1f-3ecd-734e-a81f-16e00f279a5c", "title": "“But I like having low self-esteem. It makes me feel special.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/03/09/but-i-like-having-low-self-esteem-it-makes-me-feel-special/", "published_at": "2019-03-09T08:01:20+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1f-3ecd-734e-a81f-16e00f579880", "title": "“Only a Sith deals in absolutes.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/03/02/only-a-sith-deals-in-absolutes/", "published_at": "2019-03-02T08:01:12+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1f-3ecd-734e-a81f-16e010481eb2", "title": "“It’s just an empty cup.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/02/23/its-just-an-empty-cup/", "published_at": "2019-02-23T08:01:01+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1f-3ecd-734e-a81f-16e0111241f3", "title": "“It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/02/16/it-would-be-a-privilege-to-have-my-heart-broken-by-you/", "published_at": "2019-02-16T08:01:42+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1f-3ecd-734e-a81f-16e011ce2467", "title": "“You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/02/09/you-treat-a-disease-you-win-you-lose-you-treat-a-person-i-guarantee-you-youll-win-no-matter-what-the-outcome/", "published_at": "2019-02-09T08:01:48+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1f-3ecd-734e-a81f-16e01256f388", "title": "“You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/02/02/youre-braver-than-you-believe-and-stronger-than-you-seem-and-smarter-than-you-think/", "published_at": "2019-02-02T08:01:56+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bc1f-3ecd-734e-a81f-16e01266470b", "title": "“People just might need ‘a little old fashioned.'”", "url": "https://mygeekwisdom.com/2019/01/26/people-just-might-need-a-little-old-fashioned/", "published_at": "2019-01-26T08:01:45+00:00" } ] posts Claim your blog

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2020

“Sure, blame the wizards!”original ↗

19 Dec 2020

“What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose. And show you how powerful I really am.”original ↗

12 Dec 2020

“Not the bees! Not the bees!”original ↗

5 Dec 2020

“Maybe if you tell me the bad news in a good way, it won’t sound so bad.”original ↗

28 Nov 2020

“Quick! Change the channel!”original ↗

21 Nov 2020

“Femputer sentences them to death… by snu snu!”original ↗

14 Nov 2020

“Everybody lies.”original ↗

7 Nov 2020

“That’s not fair. That’s not fair at all. There was time now. There was… was all the time I needed.”original ↗

31 Oct 2020

“Nobody trusts anybody now… and we’re all very tired.”original ↗

24 Oct 2020

“Winter is coming.”original ↗

17 Oct 2020

“That is why you fail.”original ↗

10 Oct 2020

“…Baby, you’ve got a stew going!”original ↗

3 Oct 2020

“Your problem is you’ve spent your whole life thinking there are rules. There aren’t.”original ↗

26 Sept 2020

“So I’ve spent every day since then chasing Amy…so to speak.”original ↗

19 Sept 2020

“Because when you really know who you are and what you like about yourself, changing for other people isn’t such a big deal.”original ↗

12 Sept 2020

“The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.”original ↗

5 Sept 2020

“There’s still some stuff in the basement.”original ↗

29 Aug 2020

“And boom goes the dynamite.”original ↗

22 Aug 2020

“Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.”original ↗

15 Aug 2020

“Did we just become best friends?”original ↗

8 Aug 2020

“It’s not that I’m lazy. It’s that I just don’t care”original ↗

1 Aug 2020

“Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today!”original ↗

25 Jul 2020

“True beauty is an expression of the heart. A thing without shame, to which notions of gender don’t apply.”original ↗

18 Jul 2020

“[Nature] occasionally throws up the terrible offspring of our pride and carelessness to remind us of how puny we really are in the face of a tornado, an earthquake or a Godzilla.”original ↗

11 Jul 2020

“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.”original ↗

4 Jul 2020

“Stop trying to tell me you can’t change what you are. You can do it, too. ‘Cause after all, unlike me, you’re not a failure.”original ↗

27 Jun 2020

“Survival can be a matter of luck or skill. And you can’t rely on luck.”original ↗

20 Jun 2020

“Sometimes, bad guys make the best good guys.”original ↗

13 Jun 2020

“None of you seem to understand. I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!”original ↗

6 Jun 2020

“Somewhere, there is a crime happening.”original ↗

30 May 2020

“I’m not a painted up doll – I’m a kid! And I don’t want to be anything else.”original ↗

23 May 2020

“Batman could be anybody. That was the point.”original ↗

16 May 2020

“Gentlemen, to evil.”original ↗

9 May 2020

“Don’t ruin my story with your logic.”original ↗

2 May 2020

“Yeah. True level, bitch.”original ↗

25 Apr 2020

“You look at me and you see Slippin’ Jimmy.”original ↗

18 Apr 2020

“Nobody important? Blimey, that’s amazing. You know, nine hundred years of time and space and I’ve never met anybody who wasn’t important before.”original ↗

11 Apr 2020

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.”original ↗

4 Apr 2020

“So, professor, would you say it’s time for everyone to panic?”original ↗

28 Mar 2020

“You should have gone for the head.” AND “I went for the head.”original ↗

21 Mar 2020

“Sometimes life’s a bitch and then you keep living.”original ↗

14 Mar 2020

“If you want some quality friends, you gotta wade through all the dicks first.”original ↗

7 Mar 2020

“There. Are. Four. Lights.”original ↗

29 Feb 2020

“Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling. It’s all the same.”original ↗

22 Feb 2020

“You are all the things that are wrong with you. It’s not the alcohol, or the drugs, or any of the shitty things that happened to you in your career, or when you were a kid. It’s you.”original ↗

15 Feb 2020

“I have spoken.”original ↗

8 Feb 2020

“Not a robot” and “Not a girl”original ↗

1 Feb 2020

“I’m looking for sailors.”original ↗

25 Jan 2020

“To win, one has to lose!” AND “The difference between the novice and the master is that the master has failed more times than the novice has tried.”original ↗

18 Jan 2020

“This is the way.”original ↗

11 Jan 2020

“A strong man doesn’t need to read the future. He makes his own.”original ↗

4 Jan 2020

2019

“I know what I have to do. But I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.”original ↗

28 Dec 2019

“…But you’re still hungry.”original ↗

21 Dec 2019

“You can’t never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him.”original ↗

14 Dec 2019

“What’s not to like? Custard? Good! Jam? Good! Meat? Good!”original ↗

7 Dec 2019

“Hope ain’t a tactic.”original ↗

30 Nov 2019

“Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.”original ↗

23 Nov 2019

“I am Error.”original ↗

16 Nov 2019

“Don’t think about it!”original ↗

9 Nov 2019

“Sometimes dead is better.”original ↗

2 Nov 2019

“You know it’s Halloween. I guess everyone’s entitled to one good scare.”original ↗

26 Oct 2019

“I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.” AND “Money, please!”original ↗

19 Oct 2019

“Never rub another man’s rhubarb.”original ↗

12 Oct 2019

“Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source.”original ↗

5 Oct 2019

“…This is the Bad Place!”original ↗

28 Sept 2019

“What came first? The music or the misery?” AND “Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listen to pop music?”original ↗

21 Sept 2019

“You cannot see what you’ve become.”original ↗

14 Sept 2019

“Bye, Felicia!”original ↗

7 Sept 2019

“I’ll take a potato chip… and eat it!”original ↗

31 Aug 2019

“You’ll float, too!”original ↗

24 Aug 2019

“I wish I were big!”original ↗

17 Aug 2019

“‘Strong’? You see? You see! Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!”original ↗

10 Aug 2019

“I love you 3000.”original ↗

3 Aug 2019

“The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter” AND “We do not speak his name!”original ↗

27 Jul 2019

“I always wondered how Plumbuses got made.”original ↗

20 Jul 2019

“Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?”original ↗

13 Jul 2019

“I’m a doctor. Not a…”original ↗

6 Jul 2019

“In my experience, there’s no such thing as ‘luck.'”original ↗

29 Jun 2019

“My precious!”original ↗

22 Jun 2019

“Do not be sorry. Be better.”original ↗

15 Jun 2019

“Boards don’t hit back.”original ↗

8 Jun 2019

“Let them fight.”original ↗

1 Jun 2019

“The things I do for love.”original ↗

25 May 2019

“Imagination!”original ↗

18 May 2019

“You call this a glitch?!”original ↗

11 May 2019

“But a thing isn’t beautiful because it lasts…”original ↗

4 May 2019

“Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives.”original ↗

27 Apr 2019

“I can do this all day.”original ↗

20 Apr 2019

“You can’t live your life according to ‘maybes’.”original ↗

13 Apr 2019

“My friends, you bow to no one.”original ↗

6 Apr 2019

“Just so you know, Jeff, you are now creating six different timelines.”original ↗

30 Mar 2019

“You can’t cling to the past. Because no matter how tightly you hold on, it’s already gone.”original ↗

23 Mar 2019

“‘Tis but a scratch!” and “Just a flesh wound!”original ↗

16 Mar 2019

“But I like having low self-esteem. It makes me feel special.”original ↗

9 Mar 2019

“Only a Sith deals in absolutes.”original ↗

2 Mar 2019

“It’s just an empty cup.”original ↗

23 Feb 2019

“It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.”original ↗

16 Feb 2019

“You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.”original ↗

9 Feb 2019

“You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.”original ↗

2 Feb 2019

“People just might need ‘a little old fashioned.'”original ↗

26 Jan 2019