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41554 blogs · [ { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ec30cc73b", "title": "Hmm. The student has potential.", "url": "https://metallicman.com/hmm-the-student-has-potential/", "published_at": "2026-03-17T21:21:13+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ec4463ac7", "title": "Remember: If life gives you unexpected sounds, just shout “¡MÚSICA NATURAL!” and cha-cha away.", "url": "https://metallicman.com/remember-if-life-gives-you-unexpected-sounds-just-shout-musica-natural-and-cha-cha-away/", "published_at": "2026-03-16T20:52:25+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ec49ee2b6", "title": "The unshakable belief she was a bee", "url": "https://metallicman.com/the-unshakable-belief-she-was-a-bee/", "published_at": "2026-03-15T21:44:07+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ec5623555", "title": "(Repost) Predictions on the collapse of America based upon the theory of the “fourteen contradictions”. (duplicate)", "url": "https://metallicman.com/laoban4site/predictions-on-the-collapse-of-america-based-upon-the-theory-of-the-five-contradictions-2/", "published_at": "2026-03-15T00:31:15+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ec565930e", "title": "My grandmother was a flapper", "url": "https://metallicman.com/my-grandmother-was-a-flapper/", "published_at": "2026-03-14T21:37:01+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ec5f73803", "title": "Any conflict can be resolved if you throw enough snacks at it.", "url": "https://metallicman.com/any-conflict-can-be-resolved-if-you-throw-enough-snacks-at-it/", "published_at": "2026-03-13T20:59:58+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ec6eb98cc", "title": "(Repost) What happened after Alien Interview that helped to set up MAJestic (duplicate)", "url": "https://metallicman.com/what-happened-after-alien-interview-that-helped-to-set-up-majestic-2/", "published_at": "2026-03-13T20:18:46+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ec79a5294", "title": "We’re not avoiding taxes—we’re artistically redistributing wealth", "url": "https://metallicman.com/were-not-avoiding-taxeswere-artistically-redistributing-wealth/", "published_at": "2026-03-12T21:18:57+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ec83845ee", "title": "NO ‘FERMENTATION INNOVATION’ ALLOWED", "url": "https://metallicman.com/no-fermentation-innovation-allowed/", "published_at": "2026-03-11T21:44:47+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ec875fcc1", "title": "(Repost) Preventing personal starvation", "url": "https://metallicman.com/prevent-personal-family-starvation-2/", "published_at": "2026-03-11T20:26:13+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ec913a5d4", "title": "(Repost) Fate Forecasting; How birth Pre-birth world-line template generates initial character attributes similar to that of a role playing game (Part 2) (duplicate)", "url": "https://metallicman.com/chinese-bazi-astrology-world-line-template-character-generation-part-2-2/", "published_at": "2026-03-11T19:17:06+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ec995c992", "title": "(Repost) Fate Forecasting using Chinese BaZi astrology as elements of consciousness control in the MWI (Part 1) (duplicate)", "url": "https://metallicman.com/chinese-bazi-astrology-mwi-quantum-physics-mwi-world-line-movement-part-1-2/", "published_at": "2026-03-11T09:16:46+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ec9ca4b44", "title": "The Great “Organic Caulk” Conspiracy", "url": "https://metallicman.com/the-great-organic-caulk-conspiracy/", "published_at": "2026-03-10T21:43:03+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ec9cde15c", "title": "(Repost) The true and historical manner to wage a revolution. You need to get filthy drunk. (duplicate)", "url": "https://metallicman.com/laoban4site/the-true-and-historical-manner-to-wage-a-revolution-you-need-to-get-filthy-drunkthe-american-revolution-was-built-on-a-foundation-of-booze-led-by-tavern-addicted-founding-fathers-who-could-drink-any-frat-boy-under-the-table-2/", "published_at": "2026-03-10T12:25:03+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301eca0aaa24", "title": "(Repost) The Reengineering of the Common Tomato", "url": "https://metallicman.com/laoban4site/the-engineered-fiasco-of-the-humble-tomato-2/", "published_at": "2026-03-10T12:23:57+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301eca6cf8c0", "title": "The Tail-Fibonacci Fiasco", "url": "https://metallicman.com/the-tail-fibonacci-fiasco/", "published_at": "2026-03-09T21:40:40+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ecab68406", "title": "How did families adapt to the Great Depression?", "url": "https://metallicman.com/2026-03-09/", "published_at": "2026-03-08T21:38:31+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ecafb53b2", "title": "(Repost) Probe Calibration and World-line Training (Part Two)", "url": "https://metallicman.com/laoban4site/probe-calibration-and-world-line-training-part-two-2/", "published_at": "2026-03-08T01:32:29+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ecb44db5c", "title": "(Repost) The Landscape of the MWI; an introduction to the geography of multiple worldlines.", "url": "https://metallicman.com/laoban4site/the-landscape-of-the-mwi-an-introduction-to-the-geography-of-multiple-worldlines-2/", "published_at": "2026-03-08T01:28:38+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ecb7c8ef8", "title": "Not everyone needs to be understood—especially if they’re a gnome whispering nonsense at a rake", "url": "https://metallicman.com/not-everyone-needs-to-be-understoodespecially-if-theyre-a-gnome-whispering-nonsense-at-a-rake/", "published_at": "2026-03-07T21:36:29+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ecbd668c4", "title": "(Repost) What to expect when an intention prayer campaign starts to work. No, it’s not comfortable.", "url": "https://metallicman.com/laoban4site/what-to-expect-when-an-intention-prayer-campaign-starts-to-work-no-its-not-comfortable-2/", "published_at": "2026-03-07T09:30:03+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ecc2e0611", "title": "Even laziness can spark creativity", "url": "https://metallicman.com/even-laziness-can-spark-creativity/", "published_at": "2026-03-06T21:34:04+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ecc74b526", "title": "AI summarizes the London Hammer from MM writings", "url": "https://metallicman.com/ai-summarizes-the-london-hammer-from-mm-writings/", "published_at": "2026-03-06T20:16:25+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ecd6aa9b2", "title": "The Hiccup Horror", "url": "https://metallicman.com/the-hiccup-horror/", "published_at": "2026-03-05T21:38:51+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ece06befe", "title": "Infographic on 5th dimensional travel vs. 7th dimensional travel.", "url": "https://metallicman.com/infographic-on-5th-dimensional-travel-vs-7th-dimensional-travel/", "published_at": "2026-03-05T07:10:12+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ecf03c46a", "title": "Truffle Kerfuffle", "url": "https://metallicman.com/truffle-kerfuffle/", "published_at": "2026-03-04T21:31:29+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ed00094df", "title": "(Repost) Advanced studies on the MWI and how world-lines and consciousness work together.", "url": "https://metallicman.com/laoban4site/advanced-studies-on-the-mwi-and-how-world-lines-and-consciousness-work-together-2/", "published_at": "2026-03-03T02:18:39+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ed0f3f269", "title": "The Great Poop Pyramid Scheme (And the USD Pyramid Scheme)", "url": "https://metallicman.com/the-great-poop-pyramid-scheme/", "published_at": "2026-03-02T21:16:55+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ed12ad8db", "title": "When life drops a bucket of fermented, chunky slop in your path, you have choices", "url": "https://metallicman.com/when-life-drops-a-bucket-of-fermented-chunky-slop-in-your-path-you-have-choices/", "published_at": "2026-02-28T21:32:33+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ed1710906", "title": "(Repost) The rK Selection Theory applied to American Politics", "url": "https://metallicman.com/laoban4site/the-rk-selection-theory-applied-to-american-politics-2/", "published_at": "2026-02-28T02:16:34+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ed2f7a3f9", "title": "A reminder of What is Snopes.com – Can it be Trusted? (A happy duplicate)", "url": "https://metallicman.com/laoban4site/what-is-snopescom-can-it-be-trusted-2/", "published_at": "2026-02-27T07:51:01+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ed3de5997", "title": "Hamburger Pizza", "url": "https://metallicman.com/hamburger-pizza/", "published_at": "2026-02-25T21:06:03+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ed3fcd82f", "title": "A fine repost of The mystery of the Lapulapu Ridge", "url": "https://metallicman.com/a-fine-repost-of-the-mystery-of-the-lapulapu-ridge/", "published_at": "2026-02-25T11:08:32+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ed441be17", "title": "Army and Navy store repost", "url": "https://metallicman.com/army-and-navy-store-repost/", "published_at": "2026-02-25T10:53:26+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ed44c84b5", "title": "An appreciation REPOST for all youse guys.", "url": "https://metallicman.com/an-appreciation-repost-for-all-youse-guys/", "published_at": "2026-02-25T10:46:31+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ed4b92db6", "title": "Rheotaxis in the garden of the Ediacaran. Some history for the interested searcher.", "url": "https://metallicman.com/rheotaxis-in-the-garden-of-the-ediacaran-some-history-for-the-interested-searcher/", "published_at": "2026-02-25T02:27:14+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ed5137a8e", "title": "Brief update – End of my Vacation.", "url": "https://metallicman.com/brief-update/", "published_at": "2026-02-24T20:45:30+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ed53a0d74", "title": "You are the song you choose to sing, even if you have to invent the instruments. Especially then", "url": "https://metallicman.com/you-are-the-song-you-choose-to-sing-even-if-you-have-to-invent-the-instruments-especially-then/", "published_at": "2026-02-24T20:41:01+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ed56fe71a", "title": "Ratticus, the Rat, in ‘A Monologue from the Depths.’", "url": "https://metallicman.com/ratticus-the-rat-in-a-monologue-from-the-depths/", "published_at": "2026-02-23T20:25:04+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ed584160a", "title": "Efficacious Agrarian Affirmation #12.", "url": "https://metallicman.com/efficacious-agrarian-affirmation-12/", "published_at": "2026-02-21T20:54:43+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ed642afc5", "title": "The heart, even one upholstered in velvet and rigorous critique, is not a fortress to be stormed", "url": "https://metallicman.com/the-heart-even-one-upholstered-in-velvet-and-rigorous-critique-is-not-a-fortress-to-be-stormed/", "published_at": "2026-02-19T21:02:18+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ed643972b", "title": "Quick Post made on the run… with some fun at the end", "url": "https://metallicman.com/quick-post-made-on-the-run/", "published_at": "2026-02-17T21:15:05+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ed6551734", "title": "I’ve recalibrated the ontological gyroscope!", "url": "https://metallicman.com/ive-recalibrated-the-ontological-gyroscope/", "published_at": "2026-02-16T21:26:52+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ed6afe197", "title": "This was a library of unfinished stories, forgotten dreams, and kindly abandoned ideas", "url": "https://metallicman.com/this-was-a-library-of-unfinished-stories-forgotten-dreams-and-kindly-abandoned-ideas/", "published_at": "2026-02-15T20:49:32+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ed72dc490", "title": "Just some stuff…", "url": "https://metallicman.com/just-some-stuff/", "published_at": "2026-02-14T20:30:34+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ed761fd80", "title": "WTF? WTF? WTF?", "url": "https://metallicman.com/wtf-wtf-wtf/", "published_at": "2026-02-13T20:58:56+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ed821cfcb", "title": "Don’t tune out the mundane symphony of your own life—the creaks, the murmurs, the daily hum", "url": "https://metallicman.com/dont-tune-out-the-mundane-symphony-of-your-own-lifethe-creaks-the-murmurs-the-daily-hum/", "published_at": "2026-02-12T20:44:42+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ed8510a6a", "title": "MM Vacation Notice.", "url": "https://metallicman.com/mm-vacation-notice/", "published_at": "2026-02-09T22:42:53+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ed92aa54a", "title": "The Quest for the Golden Corn Cob", "url": "https://metallicman.com/the-quest-for-the-golden-corn-cob/", "published_at": "2026-02-07T21:46:38+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ed9f595cf", "title": "The ‘No Outside Knowledge’ Loophole", "url": "https://metallicman.com/the-no-outside-knowledge-loophole/", "published_at": "2026-02-06T21:43:54+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301edab4aa46", "title": "The Tyranny of the Leaf", "url": "https://metallicman.com/the-tyranny-of-the-leaf/", "published_at": "2026-02-05T21:41:23+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301edabaa9c7", "title": "A Gala with Good Intentions (But Bad Math)", "url": "https://metallicman.com/a-gala-with-good-intentions-but-bad-math/", "published_at": "2026-02-03T21:35:57+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301edb995914", "title": "Kitten Gaokao Final Bell", "url": "https://metallicman.com/kitten-gaokao-final-bell/", "published_at": "2026-01-31T21:15:24+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301edbc7412c", "title": "The Cluck of the Irish", "url": "https://metallicman.com/the-cluck-of-the-irish/", "published_at": "2026-01-30T21:13:05+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301edc77a1cc", "title": "The Tree of Humility", "url": "https://metallicman.com/the-tree-of-humility/", "published_at": "2026-01-29T21:10:58+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301edd5cfd92", "title": "The Forbidden Spreadsheet", "url": "https://metallicman.com/the-forbidden-spreadsheet/", "published_at": "2026-01-28T21:08:42+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301edd7ea630", "title": "The Fart Symphony", "url": "https://metallicman.com/the-fart-symphony/", "published_at": "2026-01-27T21:06:34+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301eddf6b5d4", "title": "The Glow-in-the-Dark Pickle Paradox—where science is just pickles with extra steps", "url": "https://metallicman.com/the-glow-in-the-dark-pickle-paradoxwhere-science-is-just-pickles-with-extra-steps/", "published_at": "2026-01-26T21:04:27+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301eddfa891f", "title": "The Great Kitten Gaokao Escape", "url": "https://metallicman.com/the-great-kitten-gaokao-escape/", "published_at": "2026-01-25T21:58:34+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301eded9c3c9", "title": "The Pee-muda Triangle", "url": "https://metallicman.com/the-pee-muda-triangle/", "published_at": "2026-01-24T21:16:04+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301edfa243b4", "title": "The Great Underpants Flood", "url": "https://metallicman.com/the-great-underpants-flood/", "published_at": "2026-01-23T21:54:07+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ee04b0791", "title": "The Dookie Debacle", "url": "https://metallicman.com/the-dookie-debacle/", "published_at": "2026-01-22T21:51:46+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ee0908bec", "title": "Beatrice vs. The Robo-Bee", "url": "https://metallicman.com/beatrice-vs-the-robo-bee/", "published_at": "2026-01-21T21:49:25+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ee0f59d87", "title": "Our aesthetic is rustic glam. Think: hay bales, but make it fashion.", "url": "https://metallicman.com/our-aesthetic-is-rustic-glam-think-hay-bales-but-make-it-fashion/", "published_at": "2026-01-20T21:47:35+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ee1efa655", "title": "Mutiny on the Muddy Duck", "url": "https://metallicman.com/mutiny-on-the-muddy-duck/", "published_at": "2026-01-19T21:45:28+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ee2d98e85", "title": "The Clucktopus Incident", "url": "https://metallicman.com/the-clucktopus-incident/", "published_at": "2026-01-18T21:02:31+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ee321a10f", "title": "You can’t deduct existential dread.", "url": "https://metallicman.com/you-cant-deduct-existential-dread/", "published_at": "2026-01-17T21:58:58+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ee3d8ba76", "title": "The Valley Chicks: “OMG, it’s, like, a metaphor for capitalism!”", "url": "https://metallicman.com/the-valley-chicks-omg-its-like-a-metaphor-for-capitalism/", "published_at": "2026-01-16T21:54:42+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ee410da95", "title": "Remember: If life gives you time loops, bring snacks. And maybe a cow", "url": "https://metallicman.com/remember-if-life-gives-you-time-loops-bring-snacks-and-maybe-a-cow/", "published_at": "2026-01-15T21:49:51+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ee42cfd06", "title": "“Marry me!” – Paco, to a tumbleweed (it said no)", "url": "https://metallicman.com/marry-me-paco-to-a-tumbleweed-it-said-no/", "published_at": "2026-01-14T21:47:04+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ee4a6f634", "title": "My early ESL adventure", "url": "https://metallicman.com/my-early-esl-adventure/", "published_at": "2026-01-13T21:44:05+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ee4b2883e", "title": "“I’ve slept through earthquakes. This? Amateur hour.” —Rufus (still asleep)", "url": "https://metallicman.com/ive-slept-through-earthquakes-this-amateur-hour-rufus-still-asleep/", "published_at": "2026-01-12T21:48:21+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ee53a298a", "title": "I’ve seen less melodrama in a soap opera about turnips.", "url": "https://metallicman.com/ive-seen-less-melodrama-in-a-soap-opera-about-turnips/", "published_at": "2026-01-11T21:42:52+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ee62b4ba6", "title": "Persistence isn’t annoying—it’s strategic harassment.", "url": "https://metallicman.com/persistence-isnt-annoyingits-strategic-harassment/", "published_at": "2026-01-10T21:37:56+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ee6cd6461", "title": "“I didn’t want big—I wanted terrifying!” —Nutters, Failed Kaiju", "url": "https://metallicman.com/i-didnt-want-bigi-wanted-terrifying-nutters-failed-kaiju/", "published_at": "2026-01-09T21:17:58+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ee7937645", "title": "“In my 20 years as a candy-filled oracle, I’ve never seen such blatant myopia.” —Bartholomew", "url": "https://metallicman.com/in-my-20-years-as-a-candy-filled-oracle-ive-never-seen-such-blatant-myopia-bartholomew/", "published_at": "2026-01-08T21:45:29+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ee85f0ebd", "title": "Barry builds a “Permit-Approved Dam”… which immediately collapses into a karaoke portal. The mice shout: “¡MÚSICA BUROCRÁTICA!”", "url": "https://metallicman.com/barry-builds-a-permit-approved-dam-which-immediately-collapses-into-a-karaoke-portal-the-mice-shout-musica-burocratica/", "published_at": "2026-01-07T21:11:54+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ee8fb160b", "title": "Dog Sled Memories", "url": "https://metallicman.com/dog-sled-memories/", "published_at": "2026-01-06T21:05:14+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ee9e0d5ba", "title": "Real Intel for the MM Audience", "url": "https://metallicman.com/real-intel-for-the-mm-audience/", "published_at": "2026-01-06T07:48:51+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301eea55bdff", "title": "“It’s a gourmet sniffing experience!” – Rufus, cultural ambassador", "url": "https://metallicman.com/its-a-gourmet-sniffing-experience-rufus-cultural-ambassador/", "published_at": "2026-01-05T21:18:59+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301eea89d6a9", "title": "Moral of the Story? Some signals should be ignored.", "url": "https://metallicman.com/moral-of-the-story-some-signals-should-be-ignored/", "published_at": "2026-01-04T21:13:04+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301eeaedf063", "title": "“I’ve seen cultures. This isn’t one.”", "url": "https://metallicman.com/ive-seen-cultures-this-isnt-one/", "published_at": "2026-01-03T21:06:23+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301eeb7c3b31", "title": "The Farmer, traumatized, installed carpet the next day.", "url": "https://metallicman.com/the-farmer-traumatized-installed-carpet-the-next-day/", "published_at": "2026-01-02T21:59:38+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301eebb662e3", "title": "The farmer frames a photo of the egg titled “Maybe?”", "url": "https://metallicman.com/the-farmer-frames-a-photo-of-the-egg-titled-maybe/", "published_at": "2026-01-01T21:51:20+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301eecac0eb8", "title": "“I’M A GOAT, NOT A SQUIRREL!”", "url": "https://metallicman.com/im-a-goat-not-a-squirrel/", "published_at": "2025-12-31T21:43:36+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301eed0dc419", "title": "A Slime of Unusual Size", "url": "https://metallicman.com/a-slime-of-unusual-size/", "published_at": "2025-12-30T21:31:29+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301eed45f69c", "title": "Harriet: “I told you we should’ve unionized.”", "url": "https://metallicman.com/harriet-i-told-you-we-shouldve-unionized/", "published_at": "2025-12-29T21:17:23+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301eeda6efbe", "title": "“Fun, yes. But fun at others’ expense? That’s just rude.”", "url": "https://metallicman.com/fun-yes-but-fun-at-others-expense-thats-just-rude/", "published_at": "2025-12-28T21:09:48+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301eedf035a9", "title": "“Milk mustaches are always in style.” – Nutters, fashion criminal", "url": "https://metallicman.com/milk-mustaches-are-always-in-style-nutters-fashion-criminal/", "published_at": "2025-12-27T21:03:19+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301eee8497c4", "title": "“But Boris, my love! Without the stickiness, what’s left?”", "url": "https://metallicman.com/but-boris-my-love-without-the-stickiness-whats-left/", "published_at": "2025-12-26T21:00:26+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301eeedcddf3", "title": "Sir Whiskerton’s hypnotized march includes very precise salutes to the mailbox.", "url": "https://metallicman.com/sir-whiskertons-hypnotized-march-includes-very-precise-salutes-to-mailbox/", "published_at": "2025-12-25T21:56:47+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301eefbe82dc", "title": "“Bartholomew the Piñata,” he whispered. “What fresh hell is this?”", "url": "https://metallicman.com/bartholomew-the-pinata-he-whispered-what-fresh-hell-is-this/", "published_at": "2025-12-24T21:53:22+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301eeff58af5", "title": "“Whoa, heavy ego vibes, my feline friend,” he mused. “You ever think, like, maybe humility’s the real power move?”", "url": "https://metallicman.com/whoa-heavy-ego-vibes-my-feline-friend-he-mused-you-ever-think-like-maybe-humilitys-the-real-power-move/", "published_at": "2025-12-23T21:49:58+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bba9-a00c-705f-8bce-301ef07c8d7e", "title": "The Duck Descends Into Madness", "url": "https://metallicman.com/the-duck-descends-into-madness/", "published_at": "2025-12-22T21:25:01+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbae-a29d-724b-bb27-bfdebc89a8a2", "title": "“Dude,” he croaked. “That burp was legendary.”", "url": "https://metallicman.com/dude-he-croaked-that-burp-was-legendary/", "published_at": "2025-12-21T21:23:15+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbae-a29d-724b-bb27-bfdebca19451", "title": "Love is worth the risk—even if your “diamond” is a bottle cap and your “romance” smells like burning pickles", "url": "https://metallicman.com/love-is-worth-the-riskeven-if-your-diamond-is-a-bottle-cap-and-your-romance-smells-like-burning-pickles/", "published_at": "2025-12-20T21:06:38+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbae-a29d-724b-bb27-bfdebcc6272a", "title": "Peace is nice—but sometimes, you need a little red-paint rebellion to keep things interesting", "url": "https://metallicman.com/peace-is-nicebut-sometimes-you-need-a-little-red-paint-rebellion-to-keep-things-interesting/", "published_at": "2025-12-19T21:00:50+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbae-a29d-724b-bb27-bfdebd753312", "title": "Goodbye, my stony sweetheart", "url": "https://metallicman.com/goodbye-my-stony-sweetheart/", "published_at": "2025-12-18T21:46:39+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbae-a29d-724b-bb27-bfdebdc3cfec", "title": "The yodeling fish, now joined by a hypnotized frog choir, harmonized in stomach-turning thirds", "url": "https://metallicman.com/the-yodeling-fish-now-joined-by-a-hypnotized-frog-choir-harmonized-in-stomach-turning-thirds/", "published_at": "2025-12-17T21:08:26+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bbae-a29d-724b-bb27-bfdebde9237f", "title": "Rainbow Regurgitation", "url": "https://metallicman.com/rainbow-regurgitation/", "published_at": "2025-12-16T21:31:01+00:00" } ] posts Claim your blog
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2026

Hmm. The student has potential.original ↗
17 Mar 2026
Remember: If life gives you unexpected sounds, just shout “¡MÚSICA NATURAL!” and cha-cha away.original ↗
16 Mar 2026
The unshakable belief she was a beeoriginal ↗
15 Mar 2026
(Repost) Predictions on the collapse of America based upon the theory of the “fourteen contradictions”. (duplicate)original ↗
15 Mar 2026
My grandmother was a flapperoriginal ↗
14 Mar 2026
Any conflict can be resolved if you throw enough snacks at it.original ↗
13 Mar 2026
(Repost) What happened after Alien Interview that helped to set up MAJestic (duplicate)original ↗
13 Mar 2026
We’re not avoiding taxes—we’re artistically redistributing wealthoriginal ↗
12 Mar 2026
NO ‘FERMENTATION INNOVATION’ ALLOWEDoriginal ↗
11 Mar 2026
(Repost) Preventing personal starvationoriginal ↗
11 Mar 2026
(Repost) Fate Forecasting; How birth Pre-birth world-line template generates initial character attributes similar to that of a role playing game (Part 2) (duplicate)original ↗
11 Mar 2026
(Repost) Fate Forecasting using Chinese BaZi astrology as elements of consciousness control in the MWI (Part 1) (duplicate)original ↗
11 Mar 2026
The Great “Organic Caulk” Conspiracyoriginal ↗
10 Mar 2026
(Repost) The true and historical manner to wage a revolution. You need to get filthy drunk. (duplicate)original ↗
10 Mar 2026
(Repost) The Reengineering of the Common Tomatooriginal ↗
10 Mar 2026
The Tail-Fibonacci Fiascooriginal ↗
9 Mar 2026
How did families adapt to the Great Depression?original ↗
8 Mar 2026
(Repost) Probe Calibration and World-line Training (Part Two)original ↗
8 Mar 2026
(Repost) The Landscape of the MWI; an introduction to the geography of multiple worldlines.original ↗
8 Mar 2026
Not everyone needs to be understood—especially if they’re a gnome whispering nonsense at a rakeoriginal ↗
7 Mar 2026
(Repost) What to expect when an intention prayer campaign starts to work. No, it’s not comfortable.original ↗
7 Mar 2026
Even laziness can spark creativityoriginal ↗
6 Mar 2026
AI summarizes the London Hammer from MM writingsoriginal ↗
6 Mar 2026
The Hiccup Horrororiginal ↗
5 Mar 2026
Infographic on 5th dimensional travel vs. 7th dimensional travel.original ↗
5 Mar 2026
Truffle Kerfuffleoriginal ↗
4 Mar 2026
(Repost) Advanced studies on the MWI and how world-lines and consciousness work together.original ↗
3 Mar 2026
The Great Poop Pyramid Scheme (And the USD Pyramid Scheme)original ↗
2 Mar 2026
When life drops a bucket of fermented, chunky slop in your path, you have choicesoriginal ↗
28 Feb 2026
(Repost) The rK Selection Theory applied to American Politicsoriginal ↗
28 Feb 2026
A reminder of What is Snopes.com – Can it be Trusted? (A happy duplicate)original ↗
27 Feb 2026
Hamburger Pizzaoriginal ↗
25 Feb 2026
A fine repost of The mystery of the Lapulapu Ridgeoriginal ↗
25 Feb 2026
Army and Navy store repostoriginal ↗
25 Feb 2026
An appreciation REPOST for all youse guys.original ↗
25 Feb 2026
Rheotaxis in the garden of the Ediacaran. Some history for the interested searcher.original ↗
25 Feb 2026
Brief update – End of my Vacation.original ↗
24 Feb 2026
You are the song you choose to sing, even if you have to invent the instruments. Especially thenoriginal ↗
24 Feb 2026
Ratticus, the Rat, in ‘A Monologue from the Depths.’original ↗
23 Feb 2026
Efficacious Agrarian Affirmation #12.original ↗
21 Feb 2026
The heart, even one upholstered in velvet and rigorous critique, is not a fortress to be stormedoriginal ↗
19 Feb 2026
Quick Post made on the run… with some fun at the endoriginal ↗
17 Feb 2026
I’ve recalibrated the ontological gyroscope!original ↗
16 Feb 2026
This was a library of unfinished stories, forgotten dreams, and kindly abandoned ideasoriginal ↗
15 Feb 2026
Just some stuff…original ↗
14 Feb 2026
WTF? WTF? WTF?original ↗
13 Feb 2026
Don’t tune out the mundane symphony of your own life—the creaks, the murmurs, the daily humoriginal ↗
12 Feb 2026
MM Vacation Notice.original ↗
9 Feb 2026
The Quest for the Golden Corn Coboriginal ↗
7 Feb 2026
The ‘No Outside Knowledge’ Loopholeoriginal ↗
6 Feb 2026
The Tyranny of the Leaforiginal ↗
5 Feb 2026
A Gala with Good Intentions (But Bad Math)original ↗
3 Feb 2026
Kitten Gaokao Final Belloriginal ↗
31 Jan 2026
The Cluck of the Irishoriginal ↗
30 Jan 2026
The Tree of Humilityoriginal ↗
29 Jan 2026
The Forbidden Spreadsheetoriginal ↗
28 Jan 2026
The Fart Symphonyoriginal ↗
27 Jan 2026
The Glow-in-the-Dark Pickle Paradox—where science is just pickles with extra stepsoriginal ↗
26 Jan 2026
The Great Kitten Gaokao Escapeoriginal ↗
25 Jan 2026
The Pee-muda Triangleoriginal ↗
24 Jan 2026
The Great Underpants Floodoriginal ↗
23 Jan 2026
The Dookie Debacleoriginal ↗
22 Jan 2026
Beatrice vs. The Robo-Beeoriginal ↗
21 Jan 2026
Our aesthetic is rustic glam. Think: hay bales, but make it fashion.original ↗
20 Jan 2026
Mutiny on the Muddy Duckoriginal ↗
19 Jan 2026
The Clucktopus Incidentoriginal ↗
18 Jan 2026
You can’t deduct existential dread.original ↗
17 Jan 2026
The Valley Chicks: “OMG, it’s, like, a metaphor for capitalism!”original ↗
16 Jan 2026
Remember: If life gives you time loops, bring snacks. And maybe a coworiginal ↗
15 Jan 2026
“Marry me!” – Paco, to a tumbleweed (it said no)original ↗
14 Jan 2026
My early ESL adventureoriginal ↗
13 Jan 2026
“I’ve slept through earthquakes. This? Amateur hour.” —Rufus (still asleep)original ↗
12 Jan 2026
I’ve seen less melodrama in a soap opera about turnips.original ↗
11 Jan 2026
Persistence isn’t annoying—it’s strategic harassment.original ↗
10 Jan 2026
“I didn’t want big—I wanted terrifying!” —Nutters, Failed Kaijuoriginal ↗
9 Jan 2026
“In my 20 years as a candy-filled oracle, I’ve never seen such blatant myopia.” —Bartholomeworiginal ↗
8 Jan 2026
Barry builds a “Permit-Approved Dam”… which immediately collapses into a karaoke portal. The mice shout: “¡MÚSICA BUROCRÁTICA!”original ↗
7 Jan 2026
Dog Sled Memoriesoriginal ↗
6 Jan 2026
Real Intel for the MM Audienceoriginal ↗
6 Jan 2026
“It’s a gourmet sniffing experience!” – Rufus, cultural ambassadororiginal ↗
5 Jan 2026
Moral of the Story? Some signals should be ignored.original ↗
4 Jan 2026
“I’ve seen cultures. This isn’t one.”original ↗
3 Jan 2026
The Farmer, traumatized, installed carpet the next day.original ↗
2 Jan 2026
The farmer frames a photo of the egg titled “Maybe?”original ↗
1 Jan 2026

2025

“I’M A GOAT, NOT A SQUIRREL!”original ↗
31 Dec 2025
A Slime of Unusual Sizeoriginal ↗
30 Dec 2025
Harriet: “I told you we should’ve unionized.”original ↗
29 Dec 2025
“Fun, yes. But fun at others’ expense? That’s just rude.”original ↗
28 Dec 2025
“Milk mustaches are always in style.” – Nutters, fashion criminaloriginal ↗
27 Dec 2025
“But Boris, my love! Without the stickiness, what’s left?”original ↗
26 Dec 2025
Sir Whiskerton’s hypnotized march includes very precise salutes to the mailbox.original ↗
25 Dec 2025
“Bartholomew the Piñata,” he whispered. “What fresh hell is this?”original ↗
24 Dec 2025
“Whoa, heavy ego vibes, my feline friend,” he mused. “You ever think, like, maybe humility’s the real power move?”original ↗
23 Dec 2025
The Duck Descends Into Madnessoriginal ↗
22 Dec 2025
“Dude,” he croaked. “That burp was legendary.”original ↗
21 Dec 2025
Love is worth the risk—even if your “diamond” is a bottle cap and your “romance” smells like burning picklesoriginal ↗
20 Dec 2025
Peace is nice—but sometimes, you need a little red-paint rebellion to keep things interestingoriginal ↗
19 Dec 2025
Goodbye, my stony sweetheartoriginal ↗
18 Dec 2025
The yodeling fish, now joined by a hypnotized frog choir, harmonized in stomach-turning thirdsoriginal ↗
17 Dec 2025
Rainbow Regurgitationoriginal ↗
16 Dec 2025
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