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Announcing Cornell University’s Newest Writing Course: Rape Essays 101original ↗
29 Sept 2026
Reviews of New Food: Chicken and Waffles Oreosoriginal ↗
29 Sept 2026
I’m Going to Have a Third Cup of Coffee, and I Need Everyone to Respect My Decisionoriginal ↗
29 Sept 2026
How to Read Good or Maybe Greatoriginal ↗
28 Sept 2026
An Incredibly Chillaxed, School-Bus-Stop Hang with the Gen X Dad Who Keeps Putting Atlas Shrugged in Your Little Free Libraryoriginal ↗
28 Sept 2026
Fantasy Football Punishments for Your Work League That Violate the Geneva Conventionoriginal ↗
25 Sept 2026
Our Edible Glue Is Not Edibleoriginal ↗
25 Sept 2026
“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Partyoriginal ↗
24 Sept 2026
Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: August 2026: Atrocities 1211-1280original ↗
24 Sept 2026
Ways Other Than “Gentle” You Could Go into That Good Nightoriginal ↗
23 Sept 2026
First, Add No Shameoriginal ↗
23 Sept 2026
GIRL CODE: What He Texts vs. What He Really Meansoriginal ↗
23 Sept 2026
Today’s Programming Lineup on Trump TVoriginal ↗
23 Sept 2026
Don’t Mess with Texasoriginal ↗
22 Sept 2026
It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckersoriginal ↗
22 Sept 2026
We, Your Gracious Meeting Overlords, Are Giving Fifteen Minutes of Your Time Back to Youoriginal ↗
21 Sept 2026
My Favorite Fun and Useful Phrases from Duolingo’s Yiddish Courseoriginal ↗
21 Sept 2026
An Important Vaccine Update from the Lord Thy Godoriginal ↗
18 Sept 2026
It’s Friday Night, Bro: Let’s Get Sober as Fuckoriginal ↗
18 Sept 2026
Backrooms, but for Introvertsoriginal ↗
17 Sept 2026
Sculpture Weatheroriginal ↗
17 Sept 2026
Rumpelstiltskin Isn’t Your Typical Fertility Startuporiginal ↗
17 Sept 2026
Ryan Lewis’s Silence on the Macklemore Situation Is Deafeningoriginal ↗
16 Sept 2026
An Open Letter to Juvenile, Snoop Dogg, and Lil Jon Regarding My Recently Diagnosed Degenerative Knee Conditionoriginal ↗
16 Sept 2026
We Must Create the Shit Machineoriginal ↗
15 Sept 2026
You Don’t Qualify for an ER Visit Until After You Attend This Online Group Class About How to Care for Your Giant Gaping Wound at Homeoriginal ↗
15 Sept 2026
Faculty Search Committee Feedback on Applications from Founding Figures of the Fields for Tenure-Track Positionsoriginal ↗
14 Sept 2026
Justifications for Not Getting Botoxoriginal ↗
14 Sept 2026
Technically, There Is a Non-Zero Chance That Anything Might Kill Off Humanity in the Next Decade: A Response from Anthropic’s Claudeoriginal ↗
11 Sept 2026
Welcoming Remarks Made at a Literary Reading, 9/25/01original ↗
11 Sept 2026
I Can’t Believe Zohran Mamdani is Attending the Twenty-Fifth Anniversary Memorial of 9/11, When He Did Nothing to Prevent the Attacksoriginal ↗
10 Sept 2026
A Note from Your Editor Regarding the Entirely Routine Authentication of Your Humanityoriginal ↗
10 Sept 2026
McSweeney’s Books: A Day in the Life of a New Yorker, According to My Fox News-Watching Florida Family Membersoriginal ↗
9 Sept 2026
Griefmobilesoriginal ↗
9 Sept 2026
My Ideal Building Contractororiginal ↗
9 Sept 2026
These Exciting Progressive Candidates Who Might Lose Must Be Replaced by Boring Moderates Who Will Definitely Loseoriginal ↗
8 Sept 2026
Selected Calendar Times for Someone Self-Employed Who Works from Homeoriginal ↗
8 Sept 2026
“I’m the Guy Who Destroys Antique Books After We Scan Them into Our Company’s Insatiable AI Platform”original ↗
3 Sept 2026
“Would You Like to Set Google Chrome as Your Default Browser, or Would You Prefer Centuries of Untold Pain and Torment?”original ↗
11 Jun 2026
“Being a Luddite Is Cool and All, but Have You Seen the Hilarious Tapestries These New Looms Are Making?”original ↗
9 Mar 2026
Sneezes ranked ↣original ↗
12 Jan 2026

2025

The Em Dash Responds to the AI Allegationsoriginal ↗
18 Jul 2025

2024

McSweeney’s Millennial CAPTCHAoriginal ↗
26 Apr 2024

2023

Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay Youoriginal ↗
25 Jan 2023

2020

McSweeney’s catalog of Trump’s worst cruelties, collusions, corruptions, and crimesoriginal ↗
24 Jun 2020

2017

I’m a Google Manufacturing Robot and I Believe Humans Are Biologically Unfit to Have Jobs in Techoriginal ↗
9 Aug 2017

2015

McSweeney's Interactive Guide to Ambiguous Grammaroriginal ↗
4 Sept 2015

2013

Dear Aunt Rose Comma Thank You for the Speech Recognition Software Exclamation Point.original ↗
10 Dec 2013

2012

Beck's new album released only as sheet musicoriginal ↗
10 Aug 2012
McSweeney's list of suggested BuzzFeed articlesoriginal ↗
20 Jul 2012

2011

Famous Opening Lines from Novels Updated for the Modern Ageoriginal ↗
16 Jun 2011

2006

Gilligan's Island Revisitedoriginal ↗
16 Jun 2006