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"title": "Javascript", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/828087944119238656", "published_at": "2026-09-18T10:10:04+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bad4-8809-7212-a7ff-814b613b5eb1", "title": "I am tired of the hardships of life can I get a softship every now and a while? a very softship made…", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/828033056005931008", "published_at": "2026-09-17T19:37:38+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bad4-8809-7212-a7ff-814b61e52584", "title": "No it’s not because it’s fucking illegal, jerking off has always been an ilegal substance and should…", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/828026583658954752", "published_at": "2026-09-17T17:54:46+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bad4-8809-7212-a7ff-814b627737a7", "title": "Today I watched disclosure day was without exagerattion the worst movie I have ever watched in my…", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/828026414401011712", "published_at": "2026-09-17T17:52:04+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bad4-8809-7212-a7ff-814b6321e8ce", "title": "A bodega was found trying to escape New york on the interstate to New Jersey earlier this morning,…", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/828018864558391296", "published_at": "2026-09-17T15:52:04+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bad4-8809-7212-a7ff-814b63bdc3c8", "title": "Fun word fact: The name “Japan” is actually german for “Yes, Pan” which is actually spanish for…", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/828018643615039488", "published_at": "2026-09-17T15:48:33+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bad4-8809-7212-a7ff-814b64bd56b2", "title": "I like your banner", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827988216641617920", "published_at": "2026-09-17T07:44:56+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bad4-8809-7212-a7ff-814b64de82e0", "title": "“I want some mango chipotle mayo and uhh some sweet and sour” - SAUCE", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827924935304462336", "published_at": "2026-09-16T14:59:06+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bad4-8809-7212-a7ff-814b65c0a714", "title": "thinking abiout snacks…", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827924780177096704", "published_at": "2026-09-16T14:56:38+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bad4-8809-7212-a7ff-814b660a5a8a", "title": "Whenever people ask me “why don’t you know xyz, it’s so popular” well see it’s because", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827924710858817536", "published_at": "2026-09-16T14:55:32+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bad4-8809-7212-a7ff-814b661aeabc", "title": "I pull up", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827924475200831488", "published_at": "2026-09-16T14:51:47+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bad4-8809-7212-a7ff-814b66acebd7", "title": "I have seen a sudden increase (even in myself) in the usage of the word “genuinely” and I a 99% sure…", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827923116468699136", "published_at": "2026-09-16T14:30:12+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0bad4-8809-7212-a7ff-814b679d4bef", "title": "I think it’s geniuenly wild how we all collectively forgot the pandemic just like that, there was a…", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827913551676145664", "published_at": "2026-09-16T11:58:10+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0950d-a53b-71b5-89e4-0e869903ea6a", "title": "This whitegirl mexicanboy summer I am going to try to be a wetter, slimier and sloppier influence on…", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827457230804860928", "published_at": "2026-09-11T11:05:08+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0950d-a53b-71b5-89e4-0e869949f553", "title": "Some people always find lint in their belly-button and some people never do, this will be the new…", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827457061545803776", "published_at": "2026-09-11T11:02:27+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0950d-a53b-71b5-89e4-0e869a264e0e", "title": "Nothing is shrimpossible, If you simply bekrill in yourself, horseshoe crab", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827447839508611072", 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"published_at": "2026-09-10T10:37:04+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08cb0-6b41-73ab-afb5-e98b1159e3cd", "title": "I want mcdonalds", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827364763219689472", "published_at": "2026-09-10T10:35:24+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08cb0-6b41-73ab-afb5-e98b115cba8c", "title": "sensual knifeplay with my plastic chopping board girlfriend but nothing really happens and I get…", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827364557972471808", "published_at": "2026-09-10T10:32:09+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08cb0-6b41-73ab-afb5-e98b121d359a", "title": "I am learning how to harm with the amazing power of friendship, maybe i’ll topple some empires and…", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827364446454284289", "published_at": "2026-09-10T10:30:22+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08cb0-6b41-73ab-afb5-e98b127abc1d", "title": "What if instead of “Panic! At the Disco” it was “Mechanic! At the cheese store” and they just ate…", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827357765923143680", "published_at": "2026-09-10T08:44:11+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08cb0-6b41-73ab-afb5-e98b13285efa", "title": "[First person to ever see a bee]", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827311548900032512", "published_at": "2026-09-09T20:29:35+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08cb0-6b41-73ab-afb5-e98b133b5cc2", "title": "Do you ever feel like hello? Introducing a brand new state of the art medicine: the hi. 10mg of…", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827311120671031297", "published_at": "2026-09-09T20:22:47+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08cb0-6b41-73ab-afb5-e98b13455640", "title": "Every picture tells a story", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827310877907779584", "published_at": "2026-09-09T20:18:55+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08cb0-6b41-73ab-afb5-e98b13d3cff2", "title": "Begone from me bygone food ration,\nyou are but a foul waste\nDispel my bowels constipation\nAnd let me…", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827306137994100736", "published_at": "2026-09-09T19:03:35+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0878b-c0d7-716e-98be-cd54a2899373", "title": "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but\nA poop in the bush is worth two in the ass, or hand", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827305836492750848", "published_at": "2026-09-09T18:58:48+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0878b-c0d8-71c3-af5c-22742c63fd62", "title": "I wouldn’t do that, I would teach it about war and fighting", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827298853297520640", "published_at": "2026-09-09T17:07:48+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0878b-c0d8-71c3-af5c-22742d3b1e77", "title": "K", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827298659917070336", "published_at": "2026-09-09T17:04:43+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0878b-c0d8-71c3-af5c-22742ded1a97", "title": "18,000,000 inch nails: I need two of every animal to fuck in this boat", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827293698072231936", "published_at": "2026-09-09T15:45:51+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0878b-c0d8-71c3-af5c-22742dfcabfd", "title": "Woahhh pixels", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827293592131436544", "published_at": "2026-09-09T15:44:10+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0878b-c0d8-71c3-af5c-22742e034471", "title": "No one knows how to spend wierd/weird, they change it every couple of days for evil reasons", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827291679325323264", "published_at": "2026-09-09T15:13:46+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0878b-c0d8-71c3-af5c-22742e9e1533", "title": "They keep releasing new hours every 60 minutes, it never stops man….just heard of this new thing…", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827271477840805888", "published_at": "2026-09-09T09:52:41+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0878b-c0d8-71c3-af5c-22742f2219c2", "title": "HA! those feathers are of a particular color–that color probably means you are bad and evil and you…", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827271246715748352", "published_at": "2026-09-09T09:49:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0878b-c0d8-71c3-af5c-22742f5cf0c6", "title": "some of you have skin, ha", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827267843433299968", "published_at": "2026-09-09T08:54:55+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0878b-c0d8-71c3-af5c-22742fdff235", "title": "I’m going to learn how to be racist, wish me luck!", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827265247426625536", "published_at": "2026-09-09T08:13:39+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0878b-c0d8-71c3-af5c-2274303252b9", "title": "comptuter tumbsler on the computer machine, put words in the keyboard show up on screen as post,…", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827207051092623360", "published_at": "2026-09-08T16:48:38+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0878b-c0d8-71c3-af5c-2274307d2eab", "title": "Ok, I know it’s fucked up to think of weird unknowable eldrich aliens but consider the alternative,…", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827206947502800896", "published_at": "2026-09-08T16:47:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0878b-c0d8-71c3-af5c-227431527783", "title": "Nothing I ever do will ever be remembered…", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827181375284232192", "published_at": "2026-09-08T10:00:32+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0878b-c0d8-71c3-af5c-2274322f81c6", "title": "The shrimps on the bus go shroump and shround, shroump and shournd, sheroump and shround alllll the…", "url": "https://javascript-official.tumblr.com/post/827181217328791552", "published_at": "2026-09-08T09:58:01+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0878b-c0d8-71c3-af5c-227432885ff7", "title": "In the frightful evil alternate dimension: let’s all scare 😨. 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Chocolate milk should be considered an addictive substance and I never understood why adults stop…original ↗
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One of my biggest pet peeves is when people make something gendered for absolutely no reason, I’ve…original ↗
20 Sept 2026
In the cartoons the mouse is always building some sort of hole in the walls of houses but I’ve…original ↗
20 Sept 2026
In the cartoons the mouse is always building some sort of hole in the walls of houses but I’ve…original ↗
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This is your friendly reminder that if you are a free adult (with some semblence of money) you can…original ↗
20 Sept 2026
The whole “10,000 hours to master something” is bullshit because I have slept for way more than that…original ↗
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I did notice because I enjoy objectifying both women and men based on their physical appearances and…original ↗
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Every human being needs an airfryer but there are very few who actually deserve oneoriginal ↗
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Listen I understand why Microsoft is so reluctant to change anything in minecraft and that’s why…original ↗
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Dating is quite a weird term if you think about it, I am attracted to this person and we are in a…original ↗
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There should be some sort of stick like object for people who don’t smoke or vape because sometimes…original ↗
18 Sept 2026
You just don’t see goop in the modern world anymore, In medieval times there was goop and sludges…original ↗
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Hi, Welcome to kittycity, a dark cyberpunk dystopia with no rules, My name is Garfield and I am in…original ↗
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The last word that was ever discovered naturally was “scallop” back in 1679 in a cave somewhere in…original ↗
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I am tired of the hardships of life can I get a softship every now and a while? a very softship made…original ↗
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No it’s not because it’s fucking illegal, jerking off has always been an ilegal substance and should…original ↗
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Today I watched disclosure day was without exagerattion the worst movie I have ever watched in my…original ↗
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A bodega was found trying to escape New york on the interstate to New Jersey earlier this morning,…original ↗
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Fun word fact: The name “Japan” is actually german for “Yes, Pan” which is actually spanish for…original ↗
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I like your banneroriginal ↗
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“I want some mango chipotle mayo and uhh some sweet and sour” - SAUCEoriginal ↗
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thinking abiout snacks…original ↗
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Whenever people ask me “why don’t you know xyz, it’s so popular” well see it’s becauseoriginal ↗
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I pull uporiginal ↗
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I have seen a sudden increase (even in myself) in the usage of the word “genuinely” and I a 99% sure…original ↗
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I think it’s geniuenly wild how we all collectively forgot the pandemic just like that, there was a…original ↗
16 Sept 2026
This whitegirl mexicanboy summer I am going to try to be a wetter, slimier and sloppier influence on…original ↗
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Some people always find lint in their belly-button and some people never do, this will be the new…original ↗
11 Sept 2026
Nothing is shrimpossible, If you simply bekrill in yourself, horseshoe craboriginal ↗
11 Sept 2026
They should invent a “Sleeping, Lying down in the backseat of your mothers car after a tiresome and…original ↗
11 Sept 2026
You snooze you win (the reward is the sleepy)original ↗
10 Sept 2026
I have the gene that makes cilantro taste like soap but I really like the taste of soap so I just…original ↗
10 Sept 2026
Hey JavaScript, wtf?original ↗
10 Sept 2026
I want mcdonaldsoriginal ↗
10 Sept 2026
sensual knifeplay with my plastic chopping board girlfriend but nothing really happens and I get…original ↗
10 Sept 2026
I am learning how to harm with the amazing power of friendship, maybe i’ll topple some empires and…original ↗
10 Sept 2026
What if instead of “Panic! At the Disco” it was “Mechanic! At the cheese store” and they just ate…original ↗
10 Sept 2026
[First person to ever see a bee]original ↗
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Do you ever feel like hello? Introducing a brand new state of the art medicine: the hi. 10mg of…original ↗
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Every picture tells a storyoriginal ↗
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Begone from me bygone food ration, you are but a foul waste Dispel my bowels constipation And let me…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but A poop in the bush is worth two in the ass, or handoriginal ↗
9 Sept 2026
I wouldn’t do that, I would teach it about war and fightingoriginal ↗
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Koriginal ↗
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18,000,000 inch nails: I need two of every animal to fuck in this boatoriginal ↗
9 Sept 2026
Woahhh pixelsoriginal ↗
9 Sept 2026
No one knows how to spend wierd/weird, they change it every couple of days for evil reasonsoriginal ↗
9 Sept 2026
They keep releasing new hours every 60 minutes, it never stops man….just heard of this new thing…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
HA! those feathers are of a particular color–that color probably means you are bad and evil and you…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
some of you have skin, haoriginal ↗
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I’m going to learn how to be racist, wish me luck!original ↗
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comptuter tumbsler on the computer machine, put words in the keyboard show up on screen as post,…original ↗
8 Sept 2026
Ok, I know it’s fucked up to think of weird unknowable eldrich aliens but consider the alternative,…original ↗
8 Sept 2026
Nothing I ever do will ever be remembered…original ↗
8 Sept 2026
The shrimps on the bus go shroump and shround, shroump and shournd, sheroump and shround alllll the…original ↗
8 Sept 2026
In the frightful evil alternate dimension: let’s all scare 😨. Forever 😱🧟👻original ↗
7 Sept 2026
They should search for a cure…original ↗
7 Sept 2026
I just don’t think being blonde is natural or safe or even humanoriginal ↗
7 Sept 2026
SHE EATING DA BOOKoriginal ↗
7 Sept 2026
Something something yeah the original meaning as “crossed (betrayed) by the stars” is important but…original ↗
7 Sept 2026
Two sentence horror story (spooky tw scare)original ↗
7 Sept 2026