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41554 blogs · [ { "id": "01a0d854-c150-7312-a3ee-88c06d5b149e", "title": "hi! you mentioned a while ago to go physically to a store and see what feels comfortable, but i’m unaware you’re able to try stuff at sex toy stores ? does it vary per store??", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828704045866876928", "published_at": "2026-09-25T05:22:44+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d854-c150-7312-a3ee-88c06da33919", "title": "Once again urging everyone to go check out weird porn indie festivals in their area.", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828702276043554816", "published_at": "2026-09-25T04:54:36+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d854-c150-7312-a3ee-88c06dd8f76d", "title": "The mattress company I worked for previously holds the record for my most overt macroaggressions to…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828693226924998656", "published_at": "2026-09-25T02:30:46+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d854-c150-7312-a3ee-88c06ec9967e", "title": "I am dead serious when I say that Coyote v. ACME is the film of the decade. The main thesis of the…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828682242749546496", "published_at": "2026-09-24T23:36:11+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d854-c150-7312-a3ee-88c06ee70895", "title": "I just now learned that they remade pikmin 1 and 2 as a combined title for Switch. I just got…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828674891031166976", "published_at": "2026-09-24T21:39:20+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d854-c150-7312-a3ee-88c06fa58a5d", "title": "With permission I will now be sharing my absolute favorite story from my friend Buck. For flavor,…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828655775052382208", "published_at": "2026-09-24T16:35:29+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d854-c150-7312-a3ee-88c06fd00dc6", "title": "With permission I will now be sharing my absolute favorite story from my friend Buck. For flavor,…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828602698065690624", "published_at": "2026-09-24T02:31:51+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d854-c150-7312-a3ee-88c06ff0f2d4", "title": "They opened the curtain this morning to a cry of dismay, “The Lady is gone!”", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828563384525012992", "published_at": "2026-09-23T16:06:59+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d854-c150-7312-a3ee-88c07063eade", "title": "When I worked in jewelry we had this semi-regular lady who would come in with her cat on her.", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828562609461657601", "published_at": "2026-09-23T15:54:40+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d854-c150-7312-a3ee-88c07133709b", "title": "Thank you for linking the wiki page for a sukkah it was very fun to read and then click all the links to learn things like the holiday it’s involved with and the month that happens in (and its Gregorian equivalent) and what the four species are. That was neat. :)", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828517181078880256", "published_at": "2026-09-23T03:52:36+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d854-c151-70b6-9b38-3e735b1b4855", "title": "When I worked in jewelry we had this semi-regular lady who would come in with her cat on her.", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828512157796810752", "published_at": "2026-09-23T02:32:45+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d854-c151-70b6-9b38-3e735b9c15cb", "title": "They just shifted the structure and went deeper into the tree.", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828505173675606016", "published_at": "2026-09-23T00:41:45+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d854-c151-70b6-9b38-3e735bd976cd", "title": "Their outer support structure appears to have been eaten by a nearby tree and no one has commented…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828505109245870080", "published_at": "2026-09-23T00:40:43+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d854-c151-70b6-9b38-3e735beafb90", "title": "My beloved has been on the hunt for more community with other Jewish folks. They’ve been popping by…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828504541696786432", "published_at": "2026-09-23T00:31:42+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d854-c151-70b6-9b38-3e735cd9eb41", "title": "I can’t state enough how beneficial it was to work at the sex shop as my first retail job. We were…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828471394664890368", "published_at": "2026-09-22T15:44:50+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d854-c151-70b6-9b38-3e735db6c634", "title": "where did you find a shibari class?", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828471182458273792", "published_at": "2026-09-22T15:41:28+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0d854-c151-70b6-9b38-3e735e785a27", "title": "I can’t state enough how beneficial it was to work at the sex shop as my first retail job. We were…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828421519867805696", "published_at": "2026-09-22T02:32:06+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0c50d-55d8-70f8-ab18-06c2611362e7", "title": "I’m remarkably bad at food in general. I didn’t come from a household of cooks and my family doesn’t…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828387462293372928", "published_at": "2026-09-21T17:30:46+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0c50d-55d9-71ed-b12e-45e3ca325cc5", "title": "So I’ve got these friends who are in like the ideal child rearing environment. They live in a…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828383811792420864", "published_at": "2026-09-21T16:32:45+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0c50d-55d9-71ed-b12e-45e3cabc40d7", "title": "I’ve been playing DnD with the same DM for nigh on a decade. He’s a very nice man who just wants…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828337132675399680", "published_at": "2026-09-21T04:10:48+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0c50d-55d9-71ed-b12e-45e3cb52404d", "title": "I’m remarkably bad at food in general. I didn’t come from a household of cooks and my family doesn’t…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828330831811690496", "published_at": "2026-09-21T02:30:39+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0c50d-55d9-71ed-b12e-45e3cc2fbaf1", "title": "So I’ve got these friends who are in like the ideal child rearing environment. They live in a…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828329944225611776", "published_at": "2026-09-21T02:16:33+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0c50d-55d9-71ed-b12e-45e3cca13b22", "title": "I made a painting of Nighteyes pre-art school. My mom loves wolves and I love my mom, so when she…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828289802276388864", "published_at": "2026-09-20T15:38:30+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0c50d-55d9-71ed-b12e-45e3cd4d227a", "title": "I’ve been on a kick of reading Karelia Stetz-Waters romance books and for some reason my library has…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828249336737562624", "published_at": "2026-09-20T04:55:20+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0c50d-55d9-71ed-b12e-45e3cdffa93a", "title": "I made a painting of Nighteyes pre-art school. My mom loves wolves and I love my mom, so when she…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828240235394711552", "published_at": "2026-09-20T02:30:40+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0c50d-55d9-71ed-b12e-45e3cebe890a", "title": "This is an outrage! My wife is reading a sci-fi romance series librarians recommended and I wanted…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828215727930671104", "published_at": "2026-09-19T20:01:08+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0c50d-55d9-71ed-b12e-45e3cf937636", "title": "One of my coworkers is on a final warning for his attendance. Dude is constantly late. He cannot be…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828212798563696640", "published_at": "2026-09-19T19:14:34+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0c50d-55d9-71ed-b12e-45e3d08b0e41", "title": "On my beta reading server @rozzie-bear was asking for advice.", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828210087988543488", "published_at": "2026-09-19T18:31:29+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0c50d-55d9-71ed-b12e-45e3d0e0cf18", "title": "I was waiting to regret letting this happen and approximately a millisecond after this photo snapped…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828200502751903744", "published_at": "2026-09-19T15:59:08+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0c50d-55d9-71ed-b12e-45e3d1283f0f", "title": "Through sheer happenstance my beloved and I both speak German. They’re significantly more fluent…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828196479847038976", "published_at": "2026-09-19T14:55:11+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0c50d-55da-726d-83ad-4ea1874ba8d3", "title": "Sigh. Spoonflower was letting my Ghibli design go for a while but they just took it down. It was the…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828158640813965312", "published_at": "2026-09-19T04:53:45+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0c50d-55da-726d-83ad-4ea18794961c", "title": "I was waiting to regret letting this happen and approximately a millisecond after this photo snapped…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828151074047361024", "published_at": "2026-09-19T02:53:29+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0c50d-55da-726d-83ad-4ea187ac7a53", "title": "Through sheer happenstance my beloved and I both speak German. They’re significantly more fluent…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828149667615408128", "published_at": "2026-09-19T02:31:08+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0c50d-55da-726d-83ad-4ea187e18d18", "title": "Oh sweet. I can make it play at 2x speed. Yes please.", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828115670337224704", "published_at": "2026-09-18T17:30:45+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0c50d-55da-726d-83ad-4ea1887ae9a5", "title": "It is once more time for insane mandatory training that a kindergartener could pass by guessing.", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828115348898349056", "published_at": "2026-09-18T17:25:39+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0c50d-55da-726d-83ad-4ea188fb5275", "title": "I’ll admit I did put less thought into the riding frog but the toad is spot on! I specifically…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828108271759114240", "published_at": "2026-09-18T15:33:09+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0c50d-55da-726d-83ad-4ea189adc98f", "title": "Folding Fitted Sheets", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828059069948493824", "published_at": "2026-09-18T02:31:07+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0b0cf-a6e3-71cd-8605-4a7adc627368", "title": "Omgg when I saw the “tying up my wife” song post I was like ah they’re probably talking about like knots for, yk, sailing or whatever. Fucking hyped to see the words “shibari class” in a post just days later. I loooove shibari tying and getting tied are such nice experiences :)", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828031923936002049", "published_at": "2026-09-17T19:19:39+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0b0cf-a6e3-71cd-8605-4a7adce66c1d", "title": "One of the most mind fuck exercises I did in my art program was in figure drawing. You set up your…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/828018351856041984", "published_at": "2026-09-17T15:43:55+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0b0cf-a6e3-71cd-8605-4a7add1d9f75", "title": "When I worked pizza it was a rough gig. I’ve talked about getting fired but the reality was that it…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827968454531448832", "published_at": "2026-09-17T02:30:49+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0b0cf-a6e3-71cd-8605-4a7add460242", "title": "Despite Korben being the cat voted least likely to commit toilet crimes I definitely uncovered a…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827968111761293312", "published_at": "2026-09-17T02:25:22+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0b0cf-a6e3-71cd-8605-4a7addc8265c", "title": "Your post about figure painting reminded me of the biggest fumble of my life! Back in college, I had a major crush on a fell resident advisor. She was amazing! Beautiful black hair, cascading in tight spiral curls, framing her face: deep tanned olive skin, rich, brown, almond eyes with lush lashes that swept slowly as she blinked. She was an art major, a very talented painter and pencil artist. Visiting her dorm room one day, sitting on her bed together, she was showing me some of her portfol", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827966199024549888", "published_at": "2026-09-17T01:54:58+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0b0cf-a6e3-71cd-8605-4a7ade9f0f58", "title": "hi! looking for a sex toy that’s basically a bullet vibrator but insertable? i can’t fit more than a couple fingers in me, and a bullet vibrator is like. the perfect small size?", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827949560983912448", "published_at": "2026-09-16T21:30:31+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0b0cf-a6e3-71cd-8605-4a7adedd7746", "title": "My nana maternal grandmother who taught me swears had one of the most ridiculous pet names for her…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827943398387400704", "published_at": "2026-09-16T19:52:34+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0b0cf-a6e3-71cd-8605-4a7adf06e9bf", "title": "One of the most mind fuck exercises I did in my art program was in figure drawing. You set up your…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827939693258752000", "published_at": "2026-09-16T18:53:40+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0b0cf-a6e3-71cd-8605-4a7adfccbdcb", "title": "My first job was working at a dog kennel. It was a boarding facility so folks could leave their…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827939638116253696", "published_at": "2026-09-16T18:52:48+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0b0cf-a6e3-71cd-8605-4a7ae051f411", "title": "Korben was getting extra terrible about getting his goop in the morning. If we had to pee at 3am we…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827935842366554112", "published_at": "2026-09-16T17:52:28+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0b0cf-a6e3-71cd-8605-4a7ae14f75f1", "title": "While looking up a picture of a tamagotchi to be funny I was suddenly and unpleasantly made aware…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827932144109322240", "published_at": "2026-09-16T16:53:41+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0b0cf-a6e3-71cd-8605-4a7ae20539fa", "title": "My wife just came into the bathroom, sat down behind me as I brushed my teeth and started…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827928311147757568", "published_at": "2026-09-16T15:52:46+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0b0cf-a6e3-71cd-8605-4a7ae27365c6", "title": "My wife just came into the bathroom, sat down behind me as I brushed my teeth and started…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827887573505605632", "published_at": "2026-09-16T05:05:15+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0b0cf-a6e3-71cd-8605-4a7ae2e31f84", "title": "While looking up a picture of a tamagotchi to be funny I was suddenly and unpleasantly made aware…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827884349086138368", "published_at": "2026-09-16T04:14:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0b0cf-a6e3-71cd-8605-4a7ae355517a", "title": "That’s just a tamagotchi", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827883931364884480", "published_at": "2026-09-16T04:07:22+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0b0cf-a6e3-71cd-8605-4a7ae3d86c4a", "title": "Just kidding I basically just tied myself up the whole time but it was still very fun.", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827881063259013121", "published_at": "2026-09-16T03:21:47+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0b0cf-a6e3-71cd-8605-4a7ae4ceabef", "title": "My first job was working at a dog kennel. It was a boarding facility so folks could leave their…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827879780502339584", "published_at": "2026-09-16T03:01:23+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0b0cf-a6e3-71cd-8605-4a7ae5a10f90", "title": "My nana maternal grandmother who taught me swears had one of the most ridiculous pet names for her…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827875962301661184", "published_at": "2026-09-16T02:00:42+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0b0cf-a6e3-71cd-8605-4a7ae5f936ba", "title": "Korben was getting extra terrible about getting his goop in the morning. If we had to pee at 3am we…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827874323835617280", "published_at": "2026-09-16T01:34:39+00:00" }, { "id": "01a0b0cf-a6e3-71cd-8605-4a7ae641910a", "title": "My beloved and I are going to a shibari class tonight and our friend’s husband maybe can’t make it…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827867147930894336", "published_at": "2026-09-15T23:40:36+00:00" }, { "id": "01a094fc-0682-70ff-8c26-5f6c37d51ce7", "title": "@rozzie-bear took out three kitty commissions. It’s always such a pleasure to have well lit…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827517398324264960", "published_at": "2026-09-12T03:01:29+00:00" }, { "id": "01a094fc-0682-70ff-8c26-5f6c38840d60", "title": "Before my beloved and I moved in together they were living with roommates in a place that didn’t…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827513581940703232", "published_at": "2026-09-12T02:00:49+00:00" }, { "id": "01a094fc-0682-70ff-8c26-5f6c38ebbeb0", "title": "If possible, I’d love sex toy advice! \n Having trouble orgasming with a partner and I’m hoping using a toy can help me out. Anything with internal stimulation (especially around the internal parts of the clit and along the walls) is what I’m looking for. If there’s something that can stimulate a partner (with an innie) too, that would be extra incredible. Do you have any recommendations for type/reputable vendors? \n Thank you so much!", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827487854678753280", "published_at": "2026-09-11T19:11:54+00:00" }, { "id": "01a094fc-0682-70ff-8c26-5f6c3950e144", "title": "My beloved wife took the cutest picture of me and Leeloo when the fuzz muppet was just purring…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827485118184701953", "published_at": "2026-09-11T18:28:24+00:00" }, { "id": "01a094fc-0682-70ff-8c26-5f6c3a27ad35", "title": "I think it was about a month into dating my betrothed that I first turned to them and said, “You…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827481100145311744", "published_at": "2026-09-11T17:24:32+00:00" }, { "id": "01a094fc-0682-70ff-8c26-5f6c3a67e63d", "title": "Finally finished all the Brush Gods! I presented them in order you unlock them in the game because…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827477333812412416", "published_at": "2026-09-11T16:24:40+00:00" }, { "id": "01a094fc-0682-70ff-8c26-5f6c3a8bbd69", "title": "Me: What should I do about hormones", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827473517184483328", "published_at": "2026-09-11T15:24:00+00:00" }, { "id": "01a094fc-0682-70ff-8c26-5f6c3ae7aac4", "title": "if you do end up feeling like an iud is the best way to proceed, cover your pain management options first! Obvs your mileage may vary but mine wasn’t too bad once I got some proper pain killers. I have heard horror stories though, and I had someone come with me as a just in case any of the med staff were awful but it turned out alright. Best of luck, though!", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827435439870869504", "published_at": "2026-09-11T05:18:47+00:00" }, { "id": "01a094fc-0682-70ff-8c26-5f6c3b8a4d89", "title": "Fuck it, healthcare by proxy cause you never know who’s had the same lived experiences.", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827434205042671616", "published_at": "2026-09-11T04:59:09+00:00" }, { "id": "01a094fc-0682-70ff-8c26-5f6c3c5eb549", "title": "I think it was about a month into dating my betrothed that I first turned to them and said, “You…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827426812762226688", "published_at": "2026-09-11T03:01:40+00:00" }, { "id": "01a094fc-0682-70ff-8c26-5f6c3d3e2766", "title": "Finally finished all the Brush Gods! I presented them in order you unlock them in the game because…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827423065544769536", "published_at": "2026-09-11T02:02:06+00:00" }, { "id": "01a094fc-0682-70ff-8c26-5f6c3df1bfcc", "title": "Now with a playlist if you wanna get smug’d.", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827420192947732480", "published_at": "2026-09-11T01:16:26+00:00" }, { "id": "01a094fc-0682-70ff-8c26-5f6c3ebb3e88", "title": "Item: The Time Machine\nRarity: ⏶ Common What game do you associate most strongly with a specific time in your life? Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827408570362609664", "published_at": "2026-09-10T22:11:42+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08d3f-fcb9-7161-81b1-ec32e934007d", "title": "New zine that’s free for anyone to print and distribute! Read the whole thing at…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827404185774456832", "published_at": "2026-09-10T21:02:01+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08ca0-25eb-72c0-99aa-be349ebd9e7d", "title": "I’ve talked about the Red Robin fursuit briefly, but here’s the story of the time it gave me heat…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827390581380644864", "published_at": "2026-09-10T17:25:47+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08ca0-25eb-72c0-99aa-be349efd1616", "title": "Here are my brand spankin new otters! You can find a repeating pattern on Redbubble. On Teepublic…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827386753360003072", "published_at": "2026-09-10T16:24:56+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08ca0-25eb-72c0-99aa-be349fd2ece8", "title": "I’ve talked about the Red Robin fursuit briefly, but here’s the story of the time it gave me heat…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827336175823077376", "published_at": "2026-09-10T03:01:01+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08ca0-25eb-72c0-99aa-be34a09a353f", "title": "I feel like fungus wizard is definitely winning.", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827333170470027264", "published_at": "2026-09-10T02:13:15+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08ca0-25eb-72c0-99aa-be34a0b8221d", "title": "Here are my brand spankin new otters! You can find a repeating pattern on Redbubble. On Teepublic…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827332414081810432", "published_at": "2026-09-10T02:01:14+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08ca0-25eb-72c0-99aa-be34a1594a58", "title": "Making concept art today. I know I want a plant wizard and a slime wizard, and probably a wizard of…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827306348443254784", "published_at": "2026-09-09T19:06:56+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08779-0660-7325-a4de-aa27605af04b", "title": "Hey so I read the “ive been fired once” post and if that guy tried running a show in italy the very children would be the ones putting him in a body bag with cinderblocks. I mean, five slices of pizza when a pizza is supposed to be big enough to cut in eights? And only one fucking slice per slice??? You didn’t have to suffer that and if it was for me that man would’ve been literally recycled for parts.", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827304021052342272", "published_at": "2026-09-09T18:29:56+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08779-0660-7325-a4de-aa2760b87e14", "title": "The dog I think of as My Dog was picked up from the shelter when I was about 16 and he was six…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827301169239064576", "published_at": "2026-09-09T17:44:37+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08779-0660-7325-a4de-aa2760beb1b2", "title": "Yesterday I made pancakes. My beloved tried a bite and accusingly said to me, “You added collagen…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827301163277877248", "published_at": "2026-09-09T17:44:31+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08779-0660-7325-a4de-aa2761570941", "title": "I’ve been fired exactly once in my life. In my early twenties I was working at a pizza place. The…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827297395340623872", "published_at": "2026-09-09T16:44:37+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08779-0660-7325-a4de-aa2761e87f29", "title": "Folding Fitted Sheets", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827249623857086464", "published_at": "2026-09-09T04:05:19+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08779-0660-7325-a4de-aa27624cf7ac", "title": "The dog I think of as My Dog was picked up from the shelter when I was about 16 and he was six…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827245579034836992", "published_at": "2026-09-09T03:01:02+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08779-0660-7325-a4de-aa2762635cad", "title": "We tried to get Korben high for the vet but spoiler alert he’s only been high since coming home from…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827244301106003968", "published_at": "2026-09-09T02:40:43+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08779-0660-7325-a4de-aa2762c4b92b", "title": "I’ve been fired exactly once in my life. In my early twenties I was working at a pizza place. The…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827241871066677248", "published_at": "2026-09-09T02:02:05+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08779-0660-7325-a4de-aa27633f7ba6", "title": "I’ve been watching Digimon Adventure 02 and just finished the Digimon Kaiser arc. The thing that…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827237022792122368", "published_at": "2026-09-09T00:45:02+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08779-0660-7325-a4de-aa2763c9022e", "title": "When I worked at the jewelry store there was very little room to move around each other behind the…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827209184007307264", "published_at": "2026-09-08T17:22:33+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08779-0660-7325-a4de-aa276404c1b7", "title": "I worked 42 hours in four days. I am so completely fried that my last two brain cells are pinging…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827208521952198656", "published_at": "2026-09-08T17:12:01+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08779-0660-7325-a4de-aa2764c1a9ba", "title": "My best friend growing up was a matter of convenience over compatibility. The boy across the street…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827205560950767616", "published_at": "2026-09-08T16:24:57+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08779-0661-7293-9e1a-fa499f7264d4", "title": "Korben begs and whines and bothers us for water then runs away when we turn it on. I literally…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827162945394032640", "published_at": "2026-09-08T05:07:36+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08779-0661-7293-9e1a-fa499f97e834", "title": "When I worked at the jewelry store there was very little room to move around each other behind the…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827154975171969024", "published_at": "2026-09-08T03:00:55+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08779-0661-7293-9e1a-fa49a07edcbd", "title": "There’s a group of young kids in here that my manager is helping and you can tell it’s the end of…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827153390175911936", "published_at": "2026-09-08T02:35:43+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08779-0661-7293-9e1a-fa49a0b75346", "title": "My whole body hurts and I haven’t had a chance to sit and eat food all day. I’m simultaneously…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827153150990516224", "published_at": "2026-09-08T02:31:55+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08779-0661-7293-9e1a-fa49a1320f79", "title": "My best friend growing up was a matter of convenience over compatibility. The boy across the street…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827151239689240576", "published_at": "2026-09-08T02:01:33+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08779-0661-7293-9e1a-fa49a2061661", "title": "When I graduated high school my folks decided to go on a family trip to Europe. I was extremely…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827117086920802304", "published_at": "2026-09-07T16:58:42+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08779-0661-7293-9e1a-fa49a2f68b60", "title": "It feels like a mockery that every year I work retail instead of getting a break to celebrate labor…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827114333255450624", "published_at": "2026-09-07T16:14:56+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08779-0661-7293-9e1a-fa49a3f435e5", "title": "The location of the sex shop I worked was a haven for spiders. We had tall ceilings and skylights…", "url": "https://foldingfittedsheets.tumblr.com/post/827113361917526016", "published_at": "2026-09-07T15:59:29+00:00" } ] posts Claim your blog
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hi! you mentioned a while ago to go physically to a store and see what feels comfortable, but i’m unaware you’re able to try stuff at sex toy stores ? does it vary per store??original ↗
25 Sept 2026
Once again urging everyone to go check out weird porn indie festivals in their area.original ↗
25 Sept 2026
The mattress company I worked for previously holds the record for my most overt macroaggressions to…original ↗
25 Sept 2026
I am dead serious when I say that Coyote v. ACME is the film of the decade. The main thesis of the…original ↗
24 Sept 2026
I just now learned that they remade pikmin 1 and 2 as a combined title for Switch. I just got…original ↗
24 Sept 2026
With permission I will now be sharing my absolute favorite story from my friend Buck. For flavor,…original ↗
24 Sept 2026
With permission I will now be sharing my absolute favorite story from my friend Buck. For flavor,…original ↗
24 Sept 2026
They opened the curtain this morning to a cry of dismay, “The Lady is gone!”original ↗
23 Sept 2026
When I worked in jewelry we had this semi-regular lady who would come in with her cat on her.original ↗
23 Sept 2026
Thank you for linking the wiki page for a sukkah it was very fun to read and then click all the links to learn things like the holiday it’s involved with and the month that happens in (and its Gregorian equivalent) and what the four species are. That was neat. :)original ↗
23 Sept 2026
When I worked in jewelry we had this semi-regular lady who would come in with her cat on her.original ↗
23 Sept 2026
They just shifted the structure and went deeper into the tree.original ↗
23 Sept 2026
Their outer support structure appears to have been eaten by a nearby tree and no one has commented…original ↗
23 Sept 2026
My beloved has been on the hunt for more community with other Jewish folks. They’ve been popping by…original ↗
23 Sept 2026
I can’t state enough how beneficial it was to work at the sex shop as my first retail job. We were…original ↗
22 Sept 2026
where did you find a shibari class?original ↗
22 Sept 2026
I can’t state enough how beneficial it was to work at the sex shop as my first retail job. We were…original ↗
22 Sept 2026
I’m remarkably bad at food in general. I didn’t come from a household of cooks and my family doesn’t…original ↗
21 Sept 2026
So I’ve got these friends who are in like the ideal child rearing environment. They live in a…original ↗
21 Sept 2026
I’ve been playing DnD with the same DM for nigh on a decade. He’s a very nice man who just wants…original ↗
21 Sept 2026
I’m remarkably bad at food in general. I didn’t come from a household of cooks and my family doesn’t…original ↗
21 Sept 2026
So I’ve got these friends who are in like the ideal child rearing environment. They live in a…original ↗
21 Sept 2026
I made a painting of Nighteyes pre-art school. My mom loves wolves and I love my mom, so when she…original ↗
20 Sept 2026
I’ve been on a kick of reading Karelia Stetz-Waters romance books and for some reason my library has…original ↗
20 Sept 2026
I made a painting of Nighteyes pre-art school. My mom loves wolves and I love my mom, so when she…original ↗
20 Sept 2026
This is an outrage! My wife is reading a sci-fi romance series librarians recommended and I wanted…original ↗
19 Sept 2026
One of my coworkers is on a final warning for his attendance. Dude is constantly late. He cannot be…original ↗
19 Sept 2026
On my beta reading server @rozzie-bear was asking for advice.original ↗
19 Sept 2026
I was waiting to regret letting this happen and approximately a millisecond after this photo snapped…original ↗
19 Sept 2026
Through sheer happenstance my beloved and I both speak German. They’re significantly more fluent…original ↗
19 Sept 2026
Sigh. Spoonflower was letting my Ghibli design go for a while but they just took it down. It was the…original ↗
19 Sept 2026
I was waiting to regret letting this happen and approximately a millisecond after this photo snapped…original ↗
19 Sept 2026
Through sheer happenstance my beloved and I both speak German. They’re significantly more fluent…original ↗
19 Sept 2026
Oh sweet. I can make it play at 2x speed. Yes please.original ↗
18 Sept 2026
It is once more time for insane mandatory training that a kindergartener could pass by guessing.original ↗
18 Sept 2026
I’ll admit I did put less thought into the riding frog but the toad is spot on! I specifically…original ↗
18 Sept 2026
Folding Fitted Sheetsoriginal ↗
18 Sept 2026
Omgg when I saw the “tying up my wife” song post I was like ah they’re probably talking about like knots for, yk, sailing or whatever. Fucking hyped to see the words “shibari class” in a post just days later. I loooove shibari tying and getting tied are such nice experiences :)original ↗
17 Sept 2026
One of the most mind fuck exercises I did in my art program was in figure drawing. You set up your…original ↗
17 Sept 2026
When I worked pizza it was a rough gig. I’ve talked about getting fired but the reality was that it…original ↗
17 Sept 2026
Despite Korben being the cat voted least likely to commit toilet crimes I definitely uncovered a…original ↗
17 Sept 2026
Your post about figure painting reminded me of the biggest fumble of my life! Back in college, I had a major crush on a fell resident advisor. She was amazing! Beautiful black hair, cascading in tight spiral curls, framing her face: deep tanned olive skin, rich, brown, almond eyes with lush lashes that swept slowly as she blinked. She was an art major, a very talented painter and pencil artist. Visiting her dorm room one day, sitting on her bed together, she was showing me some of her portfoloriginal ↗
17 Sept 2026
hi! looking for a sex toy that’s basically a bullet vibrator but insertable? i can’t fit more than a couple fingers in me, and a bullet vibrator is like. the perfect small size?original ↗
16 Sept 2026
My nana maternal grandmother who taught me swears had one of the most ridiculous pet names for her…original ↗
16 Sept 2026
One of the most mind fuck exercises I did in my art program was in figure drawing. You set up your…original ↗
16 Sept 2026
My first job was working at a dog kennel. It was a boarding facility so folks could leave their…original ↗
16 Sept 2026
Korben was getting extra terrible about getting his goop in the morning. If we had to pee at 3am we…original ↗
16 Sept 2026
While looking up a picture of a tamagotchi to be funny I was suddenly and unpleasantly made aware…original ↗
16 Sept 2026
My wife just came into the bathroom, sat down behind me as I brushed my teeth and started…original ↗
16 Sept 2026
My wife just came into the bathroom, sat down behind me as I brushed my teeth and started…original ↗
16 Sept 2026
While looking up a picture of a tamagotchi to be funny I was suddenly and unpleasantly made aware…original ↗
16 Sept 2026
That’s just a tamagotchioriginal ↗
16 Sept 2026
Just kidding I basically just tied myself up the whole time but it was still very fun.original ↗
16 Sept 2026
My first job was working at a dog kennel. It was a boarding facility so folks could leave their…original ↗
16 Sept 2026
My nana maternal grandmother who taught me swears had one of the most ridiculous pet names for her…original ↗
16 Sept 2026
Korben was getting extra terrible about getting his goop in the morning. If we had to pee at 3am we…original ↗
16 Sept 2026
My beloved and I are going to a shibari class tonight and our friend’s husband maybe can’t make it…original ↗
15 Sept 2026
@rozzie-bear took out three kitty commissions. It’s always such a pleasure to have well lit…original ↗
12 Sept 2026
Before my beloved and I moved in together they were living with roommates in a place that didn’t…original ↗
12 Sept 2026
If possible, I’d love sex toy advice! Having trouble orgasming with a partner and I’m hoping using a toy can help me out. Anything with internal stimulation (especially around the internal parts of the clit and along the walls) is what I’m looking for. If there’s something that can stimulate a partner (with an innie) too, that would be extra incredible. Do you have any recommendations for type/reputable vendors? Thank you so much!original ↗
11 Sept 2026
My beloved wife took the cutest picture of me and Leeloo when the fuzz muppet was just purring…original ↗
11 Sept 2026
I think it was about a month into dating my betrothed that I first turned to them and said, “You…original ↗
11 Sept 2026
Finally finished all the Brush Gods! I presented them in order you unlock them in the game because…original ↗
11 Sept 2026
Me: What should I do about hormonesoriginal ↗
11 Sept 2026
if you do end up feeling like an iud is the best way to proceed, cover your pain management options first! Obvs your mileage may vary but mine wasn’t too bad once I got some proper pain killers. I have heard horror stories though, and I had someone come with me as a just in case any of the med staff were awful but it turned out alright. Best of luck, though!original ↗
11 Sept 2026
Fuck it, healthcare by proxy cause you never know who’s had the same lived experiences.original ↗
11 Sept 2026
I think it was about a month into dating my betrothed that I first turned to them and said, “You…original ↗
11 Sept 2026
Finally finished all the Brush Gods! I presented them in order you unlock them in the game because…original ↗
11 Sept 2026
Now with a playlist if you wanna get smug’d.original ↗
11 Sept 2026
Item: The Time Machine Rarity: ⏶ Common What game do you associate most strongly with a specific time in your life? Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.original ↗
10 Sept 2026
New zine that’s free for anyone to print and distribute! Read the whole thing at…original ↗
10 Sept 2026
I’ve talked about the Red Robin fursuit briefly, but here’s the story of the time it gave me heat…original ↗
10 Sept 2026
Here are my brand spankin new otters! You can find a repeating pattern on Redbubble. On Teepublic…original ↗
10 Sept 2026
I’ve talked about the Red Robin fursuit briefly, but here’s the story of the time it gave me heat…original ↗
10 Sept 2026
I feel like fungus wizard is definitely winning.original ↗
10 Sept 2026
Here are my brand spankin new otters! You can find a repeating pattern on Redbubble. On Teepublic…original ↗
10 Sept 2026
Making concept art today. I know I want a plant wizard and a slime wizard, and probably a wizard of…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
Hey so I read the “ive been fired once” post and if that guy tried running a show in italy the very children would be the ones putting him in a body bag with cinderblocks. I mean, five slices of pizza when a pizza is supposed to be big enough to cut in eights? And only one fucking slice per slice??? You didn’t have to suffer that and if it was for me that man would’ve been literally recycled for parts.original ↗
9 Sept 2026
The dog I think of as My Dog was picked up from the shelter when I was about 16 and he was six…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
Yesterday I made pancakes. My beloved tried a bite and accusingly said to me, “You added collagen…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
I’ve been fired exactly once in my life. In my early twenties I was working at a pizza place. The…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
Folding Fitted Sheetsoriginal ↗
9 Sept 2026
The dog I think of as My Dog was picked up from the shelter when I was about 16 and he was six…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
We tried to get Korben high for the vet but spoiler alert he’s only been high since coming home from…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
I’ve been fired exactly once in my life. In my early twenties I was working at a pizza place. The…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
I’ve been watching Digimon Adventure 02 and just finished the Digimon Kaiser arc. The thing that…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
When I worked at the jewelry store there was very little room to move around each other behind the…original ↗
8 Sept 2026
I worked 42 hours in four days. I am so completely fried that my last two brain cells are pinging…original ↗
8 Sept 2026
My best friend growing up was a matter of convenience over compatibility. The boy across the street…original ↗
8 Sept 2026
Korben begs and whines and bothers us for water then runs away when we turn it on. I literally…original ↗
8 Sept 2026
When I worked at the jewelry store there was very little room to move around each other behind the…original ↗
8 Sept 2026
There’s a group of young kids in here that my manager is helping and you can tell it’s the end of…original ↗
8 Sept 2026
My whole body hurts and I haven’t had a chance to sit and eat food all day. I’m simultaneously…original ↗
8 Sept 2026
My best friend growing up was a matter of convenience over compatibility. The boy across the street…original ↗
8 Sept 2026
When I graduated high school my folks decided to go on a family trip to Europe. I was extremely…original ↗
7 Sept 2026
It feels like a mockery that every year I work retail instead of getting a break to celebrate labor…original ↗
7 Sept 2026
The location of the sex shop I worked was a haven for spiders. We had tall ceilings and skylights…original ↗
7 Sept 2026