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Bruh, @feldfrog just committed murder.original ↗

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If a very stoppable force hit an immovable object, that shit would probably make a big slapping thud…original ↗

24 Sept 2026

If I was a notorious war criminal, I would just try to invent a viral ice cream flavor so I became…original ↗

17 Sept 2026

Folks love to maintain the PH balance of their pussy like it’s a terrarium. It’s perfectly balanced…original ↗

17 Sept 2026

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9 Sept 2026

I gotta know, do you test out your jokes on here before doing them in standup or is it the other way around? Hello from Calgary, Canada, btw original ↗

6 Sept 2026

Real Gs move in silence like a breathtaking video of owl flight original ↗

6 Sept 2026

I feel like the glass at the aquarium is less about keeping the fish in and more about keeping me…original ↗

5 Sept 2026

My name’s not Thomas original ↗

3 Sept 2026

Jerry Seinfeld in a Sensory Deprivation Tank original ↗

27 Aug 2026

Some people are worried about 3D printed weapons. I’ve been printing out little Redwall swords and…original ↗

25 Aug 2026

When me and my highschool girlfriend broke up, I burned down the log cabin we had built together in…original ↗

20 Aug 2026

The mystery team crying, trying to solve the mystery of who left Scooby in the hot van with the…original ↗

17 Aug 2026

Benny Feldman original ↗

17 Aug 2026

Benny Feldman original ↗

15 Aug 2026

What happens to a dream deferred? Does it shrivel up, like a raisin under my patented Shrivel Ray original ↗

14 Aug 2026

One good thing about Tourette’s is I get to cuss without sin original ↗

14 Aug 2026

Nightmare Oil original ↗

14 Aug 2026

Isaac Newton gets hit in the head by a Granny Smith apple and discovers sour gravity original ↗

12 Aug 2026

We should domesticate wolves again and see if it makes a new type of thing. An even better friend original ↗

12 Aug 2026

Birds inspired airplanes. But not flightless birds. Those inspired cars original ↗

12 Aug 2026

Skyler’s Offensiveness Value Theory original ↗

12 Aug 2026

I think a good prank would be to go to the library and try to check out the librarian’s personal…original ↗

7 Aug 2026

If I was the old man in The Giving Tree, I woulda dug up the roots looking for truffles. See if I…original ↗

5 Aug 2026