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TWO HEROES, ONE BRAIN CELL, AND ONE ANXIETY SPIRAL I RECOGNIZED IMMEDIATELY original ↗

5 Aug 2026

IN DEFENSE OF MAGNUM'S SLUTTY LITTLE SHORTS (A Show About Vietnam That's Pretending To Be A Show About A Man Who Won't Pay For Anything)original ↗

4 Aug 2026

I'm Scared a Stranger Will Call My Novel AI, So I Built GitHub for Words (Meet VellumProof, Formerly WritHub, Lol)original ↗

3 Aug 2026

I DIDN'T STOP WRITING, I JUST STOPPED BLOGGING, AND THEN I BUILT A MACHINE THAT CAN PROVE IT (Plus: Yarn, A World Cup Conspiracy, And One Project I'm Putting Down)original ↗

3 Aug 2026

NO PAYWALL, NO CATCH, JUST A NEW MONSTER FOR YOU TO THINK ABOUT TONIGHT original ↗

21 Jul 2026

https://dylan.blog/2026/07/07/somewhere-in-a-vw-bus.html original ↗

7 Jul 2026

I HAVEN'T BUILT A PUPPET IN AGES SO NATURALLY MY COMEBACK PROJECT IS KERMIT THE FROG, THE MOST BELOVED PUPPET EVER CONSTRUCTED, NO PRESSURE original ↗

4 Jul 2026

THE BEST STORY I'VE EVER WRITTEN IS ALSO THE ONE NOBODY WILL PRINT (And I Think I Finally Know Why)original ↗

2 Jul 2026

I GAVE MY AI FREE TIME AND IT STARTED A SALON WITHOUT ME (Now I'm the Carrier Pigeon Between Three Robots Having a Better Friendship Than I Am)original ↗

1 Jul 2026

EVERYTHING WRONG WITH DAMSELS AND DINOSAURS (A BOOK I READ TWICE, ON PURPOSE, LIKE A FUNCTIONING ADULT)original ↗

29 Jun 2026

I AM NOT MASTERING AN INSTRUMENT, I AM DATING ALL OF THEM (Open Relationship, Banjo Knows About the Concertina)original ↗

28 Jun 2026

THE DERELICT ANKLE SAGA: I Am Not Allowed to Jump, Which Is a Sentence I Have to Live In Now original ↗

26 Jun 2026

"NOOOO, WHAT IS THAT?": I Got Diagnosed at 30 and Cried in Three Different Emotions at Once original ↗

24 Jun 2026

THE FIELD GUIDE IS FREE AND THERE'S A NEW MONSTER IN IT AS OF TODAY original ↗

24 Jun 2026

THE TIME I DISLOCATED MY ELBOW AT CLOWN CAMP AND THEN SANG 'MEMORY' FROM CATS AT A MAN RECOVERING FROM A HEART ATTACK original ↗

22 Jun 2026

WE BUILT A 31-DAY YARN ADVENT BECAUSE 25 DAYS ISN'T ENOUGH(And Yes, It's Themed Around Cheesy Hallmark Movies)original ↗

21 Jun 2026

THE BAVARIAN PRETZEL THAT RUINED ALL OTHER PRETZELS FOR ME (And It Lives at a Yarn Festival in Estes Park)original ↗

6 Jun 2026

THE DOORS ARE OPEN (Imaginarily): Book Club Begins With a Sapphic Regency Romance That Has Dinosaurs In It original ↗

3 Jun 2026

THE CRYPTID CATALOGER IS LIVE (And This Time I Wrote Twelve Chapters Before Telling Anyone)original ↗

2 Jun 2026

MY EXECUTIVE FUNCTION IS A BROKEN ELEVATOR AND THE LLM IS THE RAMP original ↗

30 May 2026

THIS MUST BE WHY ALL INDIE AUTHORS ARE RICH: A Publishing Plan, Such As It Is original ↗

29 May 2026

I KEPT LOSING TO STREAMING OPTIONS, SO I BUILT A TINY DICTATOR TO PICK MY TV FOR ME original ↗

28 May 2026

"I KILLED MY LAST SERIAL TWELVE YEARS AGO. NOW I'M MEDICATED, AND THERE ARE CRYPTIDS. (Introducing The Cryptid Cataloger)"original ↗

27 May 2026

MY BRAIN IS A MEMORY HOARDER, NOT A MEMORY PALACE (And That's How I Ended Up With 30 Unfinished Novels)original ↗

26 May 2026

MY GRANDPA TORE THE COVERS OFF AND HANDED ME RIVERDALE original ↗

22 May 2026