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2026
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three killers walked into a bar. the first killer said. i can get you with my knife. the second…original ↗
22 Sept 2026
Lexus’s tagline “experience amazing” has got to be one of the least inspiring slogans in recent…original ↗
22 Sept 2026
Can’t get out of bed because I’m deathly terrified a zany contraption of my own making will deposit…original ↗
21 Sept 2026
The first time I saw an esophagus urchin I didn’t know what I was looking at. I was at the cafe on…original ↗
21 Sept 2026
21 Sept 2026
21 Sept 2026
Bro don’t worry The empire idnt declining… Uoio live the most powerful nation on thre earth… this…original ↗
21 Sept 2026
cryptogeologists can actually see the advent of cubism in the geological record. all minerals above…original ↗
20 Sept 2026
20 Sept 2026
19 Sept 2026
19 Sept 2026
hanging out i like to pose hypotheticals like “who you’d drink out of here if'n everybody was jars”…original ↗
19 Sept 2026
get some perspective brother. the monarchs are roosting on the southern shore of lake erieoriginal ↗
19 Sept 2026
Bro don’t worry The empire idnt declining… Uoio live the most powerful nation on thre earth… this…original ↗
18 Sept 2026
has anyone else noticed an uptick in dogwalkers on willow street recently. a harbinger of bad times…original ↗
18 Sept 2026
you (stupid): if only there was a website where i could find out if celebrity is married to wifeoriginal ↗
18 Sept 2026
18 Sept 2026
no… emerging from the ocean… it’s a much bigger taylor swift than we had previously even than…original ↗
18 Sept 2026
17 Sept 2026
17 Sept 2026
you’re like someone who has a way with words if that way with words is an absolutely normal way with wordsoriginal ↗
17 Sept 2026
Carrots can grow to be infinitely long but they only sell them up to a certain length because of the…original ↗
17 Sept 2026
I once sought employment from a renowned purveyor of refreshing spirits. I fear that my insincerity…original ↗
16 Sept 2026
The porous killer hypothesis is the theory that murder particles constantly flow freely between…original ↗
16 Sept 2026
Breakfast hack! Ever since I bound a powerful oat spirit to my cursed blade, when I strike down the…original ↗
15 Sept 2026
Reblog to show your followers that you believe that a reptable Could Happen one day if we all work…original ↗
14 Sept 2026
Sees you and whispers “this guy looks like she could hold five or six mice, maybe seven” into my…original ↗
13 Sept 2026
Go to Rome and pick the ripe pillars from the earth. Boil the pillars until soft. Grooved white…original ↗
13 Sept 2026
if you go to space what if you foujnd out you have a different name up there. the old one stops…original ↗
12 Sept 2026
It was just a game. Freeze tag is a wonderful game, really. I never meant for things to end up like…original ↗
11 Sept 2026
11 Sept 2026
music is about universal truths, like breaking up with your record label, having several million…original ↗
10 Sept 2026
I met a girl in Lyon who was a professional turnip muse. Her uncle ran a fine arts school for…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
when leila calls luke “dear” and “sweetie” it makes me feel funny inside. i want to keep experiencing this feelingoriginal ↗
9 Sept 2026
looking to source winner turds #winners #celebrityturdmuseum #grammyturds #oscarturds #collectoriginal ↗
9 Sept 2026
9 Sept 2026
9 Sept 2026
9 Sept 2026
8 Sept 2026
im a new supervillain called “the friendly reminder”. eight foot smiling killer who beats you with…original ↗
8 Sept 2026
8 Sept 2026
7 Sept 2026
i love when comedians talk about stealing one another’s material. like homunculi fighting over…original ↗
7 Sept 2026
I would never innovate. Reinventing the wheel gets a bad rap but it’s actually a great way to spend…original ↗
6 Sept 2026
6 Sept 2026