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2026
Another great (or not so great) thing about linoleum is that if it is ugly, you can put linoleum…original ↗
27 Sept 2026
On the carpeted stairs thing thing: a lot of newer (and by newer I mean this has been a plague for…original ↗
27 Sept 2026
this blue jay likes to sit on the porch right outside of the sliding glass door, bully the other…original ↗
27 Sept 2026
In theory, I do understand why so many houses have carpeted stairs. In practice, I fucking hate it….original ↗
27 Sept 2026
Godspeed to you. I don’t think most of these people would or could change, in the sense that they’ve…original ↗
27 Sept 2026
Tired of the “she did nothing wrong” mindset. She did EVERYTHING wrong and I’m still on her side and…original ↗
27 Sept 2026
I’m going to be honest with you, when I opened CNN and saw Willie’s face and name first thing, I…original ↗
26 Sept 2026
26 Sept 2026
I think the death penalty is wrong as a mechanism carried out by the state. I think billionaires…original ↗
26 Sept 2026
“his clothes are dirty but his hands are clean” Bob, we have seen pictures of your hands from that…original ↗
26 Sept 2026
26 Sept 2026
If Sir Perceval wasn’t from rural medieval Wales, he would be from Tennessee or West Virginia. And I…original ↗
26 Sept 2026
Zoloft sort of made my feelings like an impenetrable soft grey cloud of nothing and now I’m feeling…original ↗
26 Sept 2026
I’ve been on Zoloft since I was 14 (wonderful medication, stopped me from killing myself, please do…original ↗
26 Sept 2026
26 Sept 2026
it appears we have gone back to the days of the Sears-Roebuck magazine catalogue house but instead…original ↗
26 Sept 2026
When I started actually reading the foundational Arthurian legends, I realized I did not hate the…original ↗
25 Sept 2026
do you think there is such a thing as an entirely normal family out there or do you think everyone…original ↗
25 Sept 2026
My favorite part is when Jim Morrison (at the peak of his acid trip) tells the lightman to turn the…original ↗
25 Sept 2026
25 Sept 2026
The fact that Sir Kay sent squire!Arthur to find his sword and Arthur went all Amelia Bedelia and…original ↗
25 Sept 2026
extremely fuckable (will go mad with grief at the deaths of his brothers and be slain by his last…original ↗
25 Sept 2026
*Bob Dylan voice* have recorded a song that is so ass, a song to torment the airwaves for the next…original ↗
25 Sept 2026
24 Sept 2026
To be completely fair to her, he DID try to marry her identical twin/bastard half sister. He was…original ↗
24 Sept 2026
I love this painting of King Arthur I’m still bewitched and bewildered by his slutty little waist. I…original ↗
24 Sept 2026
Can we see the bingo board of billionaires you’d like to outlive? I think it would be very helpful to add to my collection of dubiously healthy coping mechanismsoriginal ↗
24 Sept 2026
They are hard to photograph but I did get a decent one! I have 6 of these in a 20 gallon tank.original ↗
24 Sept 2026
24 Sept 2026
Can we see the bingo board of billionaires you’d like to outlive? I think it would be very helpful to add to my collection of dubiously healthy coping mechanismsoriginal ↗
24 Sept 2026
24 Sept 2026
It’s so funny that they keep saying “Hassan Piker said America deserved 9/11!” as a scathing…original ↗
24 Sept 2026
Update on this: The surrogate lost. Texas courts upheld the California surrogacy contract and ruled…original ↗
12 Sept 2026
You all know I’m into genealogy and so is my mom and my grandma and it is really a blessing to have…original ↗
12 Sept 2026
kākāpō are so good at looking like moss and lichen. lots of animals have fantastic camouflaging…original ↗
12 Sept 2026
that’s the sort of name you can only have if you are Mormon. that is a Mormonism exclusive nameoriginal ↗
12 Sept 2026
hercules conquering cerberus, engraved rock crystal; overall: 12.7 x 15.9 cm; attributed to annibale…original ↗
12 Sept 2026
another reason I could never have kids is that I’d send them on quests all the time. like, oh,…original ↗
12 Sept 2026
i’ve been struck by the whim to read mpreg fic but i’m so pro-abortion that 90% of the plots…original ↗
12 Sept 2026
12 Sept 2026
12 Sept 2026
I don’t think I’ve ever heard Vance talk at length, but I have heard Trump talk at length, and you’re telling me Vance is WORSE?original ↗
12 Sept 2026
12 Sept 2026
I would usually condemn a director for threatening to kill the main actor of the movie they’re…original ↗
12 Sept 2026
everybody at the RNC got the Hasan Piker thirst trap pic taped under their sun visor in their caroriginal ↗
11 Sept 2026
calling me racial slurs because you’re mad at me for laughing at Charlie Kirk’s death while we’re…original ↗
11 Sept 2026
Pete Hegseth dropping hints about running in 2028. So funny. You have 30 minutes. Thirty. Everyone…original ↗
11 Sept 2026
I don’t think I’ve ever heard Vance talk at length, but I have heard Trump talk at length, and you’re telling me Vance is WORSE?original ↗
11 Sept 2026
I don’t think I’ve ever heard Vance talk at length, but I have heard Trump talk at length, and you’re telling me Vance is WORSE?original ↗
11 Sept 2026
Terrible word choice, terrible timing, inappropriate tone, extremely awkward delivery. He’s not good…original ↗
11 Sept 2026
People would throw rotten tomatoes at him like he’s a busker from the 1910s if the secret service…original ↗
11 Sept 2026
JD Vance behaves like an alien badly pretending to be a human and I know I have no leg to stand on…original ↗
11 Sept 2026
if Hilary Clinton told me that the sun will rise tomorrow morning, I’d begin preparing to live in…original ↗
10 Sept 2026
God sentenced Charlie Kirk to have his soul trapped in the AI slop torture vortex for all of…original ↗
10 Sept 2026
We Are Charlie Kirk being used like a political rickroll is also the funniest thing ever to me. I’m…original ↗
10 Sept 2026
I do think the healing power of kirkification removed a lot of the wind from the GOP’s sails. They…original ↗
10 Sept 2026
*tears rolling down my face* Lucifer Sam, Siam CAT, always sitting by your side, always by your side…original ↗
10 Sept 2026
people asking which album, it was indeed Wish You Were Here interspersed with my attempts to get…original ↗
10 Sept 2026
“ohhh wahhh the problem with building out america’s rail network is that nobody wants to live next…original ↗
10 Sept 2026
10 Sept 2026
10 Sept 2026
10 Sept 2026
sometimes if my cat is laying on the ground, I’ll walk over and gently roll her onto her other side…original ↗
10 Sept 2026
me talking about a movie I like: The movie is bad, objectively, by every measurable standard. The…original ↗
10 Sept 2026
10 Sept 2026
listening to Pink Floyd and feeling like a goldfish floating upside down at the top of my tankoriginal ↗
9 Sept 2026
situationship so messy that after we broke things off, she joined a convent and I joined a monastery…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
I’m still on the fence about whether a house can be haunted or not but I know some houses can have…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
I love my mom so much but I have to admit she is a bit of a bummer of a conversationalist. Why did I…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
Yes, I’m not sure what point you’re trying to make exactly but the thing is that Islam is, and has…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
9 Sept 2026
I’m from Appalachia and when the local white miners began to strike for their rights, coal companies…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
I think maybe the most ironic part of the white supremacist “Muslims are taking over Europe, save…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
9 Sept 2026
9 Sept 2026
fake Arthuriana fans: My favorite Knight of the Round Table is probablyyyyyy Lancelot, maybe…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
9 Sept 2026
He is so fascinatingly stupid. Also, why does he keep riding his horse directly into rivers?original ↗
9 Sept 2026
Some species of owl are incapable of building their own nest and will steal nests from other birds…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
My advice? Never take back someone you just broke up with. Restarting a relationship with an ex (who…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
Would highly recommend the Christmas Day leisurely bath, before or after gift opening. Distracts you…original ↗
8 Sept 2026