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2026
Don Jr. Regrets Splitting With Guilfoyle After Learning She is World-class GrifterRead at borowitzreport.com (opens in a new tab)
13 Oct 2026
Trump Seeks to Avoid Losing in Texas by Returning it to MexicoRead at borowitzreport.com (opens in a new tab)
12 Oct 2026
8 Oct 2026
Leavitt Joins Fox in Hopes of Becoming Defense SecretaryRead at borowitzreport.com (opens in a new tab)
5 Oct 2026
5 Oct 2026
Nation Shocked That Darline Graham Not Stupidest Senator on Judiciary CommitteeRead at borowitzreport.com (opens in a new tab)
30 Sept 2026
29 Sept 2026
Russian Who Funded Don Jr’s Wedding Also Funding His DivorceRead at borowitzreport.com (opens in a new tab)
29 Sept 2026
Trump Bans Numbers 2 and 9 After Approval Rating Hits 29Read at borowitzreport.com (opens in a new tab)
28 Sept 2026
27 Sept 2026
24 Sept 2026
22 Sept 2026
Fox Glad White House Ban Only Applies to News NetworksRead at borowitzreport.com (opens in a new tab)
21 Sept 2026
Is America’s Crummiest Political Dynasty About to Bite the Dust?Read at borowitzreport.com (opens in a new tab)
20 Sept 2026
Trump Enraged After Iran Renames Strait of Hormuz After JFKRead at borowitzreport.com (opens in a new tab)
17 Sept 2026
Trump Offers Supreme Court $5000 Each to Change Mail-in Voting DecisionRead at borowitzreport.com (opens in a new tab)
15 Sept 2026
Trump Says AI Far Less Likely to Destroy Humanity Than He IsRead at borowitzreport.com (opens in a new tab)
15 Sept 2026
McConnell’s Return Gives Kentucky Two Brain-dead SenatorsRead at borowitzreport.com (opens in a new tab)
14 Sept 2026
Canadian Prime Minister Tells Trump That Orange Air is a Tribute to HimRead at borowitzreport.com (opens in a new tab)
21 Jul 2026
1 Jul 2026
Xi and Putin Reach Agreement on Joint Ownership of TrumpRead at borowitzreport.com (opens in a new tab)
18 May 2026
6 Apr 2026
2025
Federal Troops Arrive in Portland and Immediately Form BandsRead at borowitzreport.com (opens in a new tab)
27 Sept 2025
18 Sept 2025
Russian Lures Confused Old Man to Alaska in Elder ScamRead at borowitzreport.com (opens in a new tab)
14 Aug 2025
Trump Taps George Santos to Head Bureau Of Labor StatisticsRead at borowitzreport.com (opens in a new tab)
4 Aug 2025
Zelenskyy Offers to Broker Peace Between Musk and TrumpRead at borowitzreport.com (opens in a new tab)
6 Jun 2025
Harvard to Award Trump Honorary Doctorate for Making its Approval Rating SoarRead at borowitzreport.com (opens in a new tab)
17 Apr 2025
Putin Scolds Trump: "I Got You Elected and You Haven't Said Thank You Once"Read at borowitzreport.com (opens in a new tab)
4 Mar 2025
"This Will Not Stand": A Call to Action From Van JonesRead at borowitzreport.com (opens in a new tab)
4 Feb 2025
2024
Bezos Unable to Return Washington Post for Full RefundRead at borowitzreport.com (opens in a new tab)
25 Nov 2024
1 Jul 2024
Trump Honors Those Who Helped Others Avoid Service at Tomb of the Unknown PodiatristRead at borowitzreport.com (opens in a new tab)
28 May 2024
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