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"2026-09-08T19:12:23+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08726-1fc9-7356-bf3c-d2992bc0a43c", "title": "unwashed queen of the river", "url": "https://alphacrone.tumblr.com/post/827213713256906752", "published_at": "2026-09-08T18:34:32+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08726-1fc9-7356-bf3c-d2992c592ab1", "title": "youve heard of pride and prejudice! you’ve heard of crime and punishment! now get ready for pride…", "url": "https://alphacrone.tumblr.com/post/827211323640332288", "published_at": "2026-09-08T17:56:33+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08726-1fc9-7356-bf3c-d2992caefa11", "title": "True Statement: “When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail.”", "url": "https://alphacrone.tumblr.com/post/827208938563026944", "published_at": "2026-09-08T17:18:38+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08726-1fc9-7356-bf3c-d2992cdf3a8e", "title": "what the actual fuck", "url": "https://alphacrone.tumblr.com/post/827206548905410560", "published_at": "2026-09-08T16:40:39+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08726-1fc9-7356-bf3c-d2992ce259b4", "title": "mutuals i’m coming over to be annoying and meow loudly", "url": "https://alphacrone.tumblr.com/post/827204674568503296", "published_at": "2026-09-08T16:10:52+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08726-1fc9-7356-bf3c-d2992d97ec40", "title": "i think it’s time to get a Stupid Tattoo", "url": "https://alphacrone.tumblr.com/post/827151834133250048", "published_at": "2026-09-08T02:10:59+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08726-1fc9-7356-bf3c-d2992e45510e", "title": "happy Labor Day", "url": "https://alphacrone.tumblr.com/post/827137338765410304", "published_at": "2026-09-07T22:20:36+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08726-1fc9-7356-bf3c-d2992eb53665", "title": "Oh to be eleven years old and finding a life-changing obscure paperback in the library", "url": "https://alphacrone.tumblr.com/post/827134978204794881", "published_at": "2026-09-07T21:43:04+00:00" }, { "id": "01a08726-1fc9-7356-bf3c-d2992f012fc9", "title": "should i quit my corporate job and become a carpenter. yes im on my third beer i dont see how thats…", "url": 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2026

i actually dont gaf about escapism i will find the sociopolitical implications of anything. for funoriginal ↗
27 Sept 2026
absolutely evergreen imageoriginal ↗
27 Sept 2026
people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash….original ↗
27 Sept 2026
since there’s an influx of wattpad refugees to ao3 i feel it is my duty to once again remind…original ↗
27 Sept 2026
i don’t like how many firearms and med kit ads I’ve received after texting a friend about bothoriginal ↗
27 Sept 2026
why am i hearing fireworks. what could e possibly be celebrating. why am i not invited.original ↗
26 Sept 2026
boringid: pens-swords-stuff:original ↗
26 Sept 2026
is this gonna get me fired you thinkoriginal ↗
26 Sept 2026
(bad) Idea: Pronoun selections for multiple pronoun users where you have the ability to set relative…original ↗
26 Sept 2026
american psycho was nothing like i anticipated simply because i assumed, based on men’s reactions,…original ↗
26 Sept 2026
went to a bar insteadoriginal ↗
26 Sept 2026
i feel like i’ve seen a resurgence of the use of “spirit animal” lately and i know you can’t use…original ↗
26 Sept 2026
watching someone in your notes go through your entire catalogue of workoriginal ↗
26 Sept 2026
Bat Gifsoriginal ↗
26 Sept 2026
should i go to the animal shelter todayoriginal ↗
26 Sept 2026
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26 Sept 2026
you guys are quite frankly missing out on a lot of interesting dynamics just because you’re not…original ↗
26 Sept 2026
unwashed queen of the riveroriginal ↗
25 Sept 2026
unwashed queen of the riveroriginal ↗
25 Sept 2026
i always forget “fuck” is a bad word. it’s like a brother to meoriginal ↗
25 Sept 2026
Cats by Shou Xinoriginal ↗
24 Sept 2026
unwashed queen of the riveroriginal ↗
24 Sept 2026
gonna be real if that’s your actual job i think you should be brave enough to type out the word sex…original ↗
24 Sept 2026
unwashed queen of the riveroriginal ↗
24 Sept 2026
i am saying this from a place of love as someone who is neither a morning person nor a night owl:…original ↗
24 Sept 2026
I love typing “food” into google maps to find places to buy foodoriginal ↗
24 Sept 2026
let’s get up and keep trying! yayy!original ↗
24 Sept 2026
unwashed queen of the riveroriginal ↗
23 Sept 2026
had a dream i coined the phrase “not my barrel, not my crackers” and got cancelled for itoriginal ↗
23 Sept 2026
what the fuck even is the point of a password if you have to send me a code every time i log in…original ↗
23 Sept 2026
on this day of bisexual visibility i am going nowhere and seeing no one amenoriginal ↗
23 Sept 2026
Here comes fall!original ↗
23 Sept 2026
do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fareoriginal ↗
23 Sept 2026
unwashed queen of the riveroriginal ↗
22 Sept 2026
ITS THE FIRST DAY OF FALL?original ↗
22 Sept 2026
unwashed queen of the riveroriginal ↗
22 Sept 2026
they haven’t invented technology to keep glasses clean for more than five minutes at a time yet….original ↗
22 Sept 2026
🍁🍂🎃 Autumnal Lucy and Lockwood on Primrose Hill for the start of Spooky Season 🎃🍂🍁original ↗
22 Sept 2026
why are anti government militias always racist white dudes playing rambo in the woods and not hot…original ↗
22 Sept 2026
sign our change.org petition to rename Wall Street to ALL Street to celebrate diversity* and…original ↗
22 Sept 2026
unwashed queen of the riveroriginal ↗
12 Sept 2026
Happy 6th Anniversary of Ted Cruz jacking off to stepmom porn on 9/11original ↗
12 Sept 2026
Next month I will stop spending money forever unless I want somethingoriginal ↗
12 Sept 2026
multiple loved ones have been pissing me off lately and i can’t tell if i’m just crazy or if they…original ↗
12 Sept 2026
but is that what i asked? is that what i asked? is that what i FUCKING ASKED?????original ↗
12 Sept 2026
you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepteroriginal ↗
12 Sept 2026
i don’t think i’m gonna make it. picked it up, got annoyed, went to read rosencrantz&guildenstern…original ↗
12 Sept 2026
why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and…original ↗
12 Sept 2026
when i became immunocompromised due to medication, i assumed i would be constantly fighting off the…original ↗
11 Sept 2026
mrbeast and james patterson have apparently released a book together. i wonder who wrote it. i mean…original ↗
11 Sept 2026
someone should give me a hose i’d be such a good homeowner i’d maintain the shit out of itoriginal ↗
11 Sept 2026
i have three days to finish neuromancer bc my dad assumes i finished it months ago but in reality i…original ↗
11 Sept 2026
i need to use my old man magnetism for evil and profit. or at least for free access to power tools.original ↗
11 Sept 2026
Moriarty painting a six foot tall portrait of Joan: pretty gayoriginal ↗
11 Sept 2026
no matter how hard i try, nothing i write will ever be as fucked up as the stuff somebody who thinks…original ↗
11 Sept 2026
unwashed queen of the riveroriginal ↗
11 Sept 2026
dad’s on a blueberry budget work trip with jesus and he hasn’t been home in a few daysoriginal ↗
11 Sept 2026
somebody posted this Calvin and Hobbes strip and i cannot overstate just how topical this fuckin…original ↗
11 Sept 2026
was told a vampire joke by a man with an eastern european accent while he tried to find a vein to…original ↗
11 Sept 2026
everyone in burlington drives a green subaru forester with a bumper sticker specific to a local…original ↗
11 Sept 2026
i think i’ll spend this winter becoming a really obnoxious dog mom.original ↗
9 Sept 2026
can we stop using “being unapologetically loud and taking up space” as the ultimate expression of…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
If I was a dead horse would you beat meoriginal ↗
9 Sept 2026
writing tip:original ↗
9 Sept 2026
unwashed queen of the riveroriginal ↗
9 Sept 2026
Mutual 7:57: post about 2 charecters fuckingoriginal ↗
9 Sept 2026
i was JUST thinking about how i hadn’t really faced any workplace sexism in a while, given that over…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.original ↗
9 Sept 2026
unwashed queen of the riveroriginal ↗
9 Sept 2026
looking at the rejected emojis index and lowkey we were kinda robbedoriginal ↗
9 Sept 2026
literally how often do people shower??? like i’m surprised this isn’t as standardized of an answer…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
sometimes i talk shit about peer pressure and social media in the modern age and then remember that…original ↗
9 Sept 2026
fuck, marry, kill: the grinch, the cat in the hat, and the loraxoriginal ↗
8 Sept 2026
jesus christ i tried to be nice bc an older man with a cane was far away so it would’ve pressured…original ↗
8 Sept 2026
When I think of Tarzan, a naked orphaned jungle man raised by apes in the mud and darkness away from…original ↗
8 Sept 2026
it’s not so bad living with your foot in your mouth as long as you keep you feet cleanoriginal ↗
8 Sept 2026
unwashed queen of the riveroriginal ↗
8 Sept 2026
unwashed queen of the riveroriginal ↗
8 Sept 2026
youve heard of pride and prejudice! you’ve heard of crime and punishment! now get ready for pride…original ↗
8 Sept 2026
True Statement: “When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail.”original ↗
8 Sept 2026
what the actual fuckoriginal ↗
8 Sept 2026
mutuals i’m coming over to be annoying and meow loudlyoriginal ↗
8 Sept 2026
i think it’s time to get a Stupid Tattoooriginal ↗
8 Sept 2026
happy Labor Dayoriginal ↗
7 Sept 2026
Oh to be eleven years old and finding a life-changing obscure paperback in the libraryoriginal ↗
7 Sept 2026
should i quit my corporate job and become a carpenter. yes im on my third beer i dont see how thats…original ↗
7 Sept 2026
ooooh this is gonna be my first real autumn in YEARS i’m so excited i forgot why everyone goes so…original ↗
7 Sept 2026
unwashed queen of the riveroriginal ↗
7 Sept 2026