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2022
That no college roommate plotted my slow and painful death is a total mysteryRead at dooce.com (opens in a new tab)
6 Oct 2022
Le secret de Paris, from she who sure does talk about balls a lotRead at dooce.com (opens in a new tab)
6 Sept 2022
26 Aug 2022
2021
2020
19 May 2020
5 May 2020
23 Apr 2020
“But I know how Rapunzel felt in the tower, when she wanted to feel the rain shower…”Read at dooce.com (opens in a new tab)
17 Mar 2020
“He. Is. Married. Still. And it’s not to you.” Valentine’s Edition!Read at dooce.com (opens in a new tab)
14 Feb 2020
“So many things I want to say to you, so many sleepless nights I prayed for you”Read at dooce.com (opens in a new tab)
3 Feb 2020
“Who is left, that writes these days? You and me, we’ll be different.”Read at dooce.com (opens in a new tab)
21 Jan 2020
I Wish You Could Have Held on for Another Day, Part Two of TwoRead at dooce.com (opens in a new tab)
16 Jan 2020
I Wish You Could Have Held on for Another Day, Part One of TwoRead at dooce.com (opens in a new tab)
14 Jan 2020
I said I was going to burn shit down today, and I am nothing if not dependable. Wink.Read at dooce.com (opens in a new tab)
7 Jan 2020
2019
I never thought I would try to crowdsource a gratitude journal, but here we areRead at dooce.com (opens in a new tab)
9 Dec 2019
29 Nov 2019
19 Sept 2019
I got rid of all the gauges and came home to the perfect celebration in the mailRead at dooce.com (opens in a new tab)
22 Aug 2019
28 May 2019
8 Apr 2019
And so the madness begins (did it ever have a specific beginning?)Read at dooce.com (opens in a new tab)
25 Mar 2019
ADVANCED READER’S COPY GIVEAWAY: That book I wrote about waking up drunk ten times from anesthesia is actually happening!Read at dooce.com (opens in a new tab)
28 Jan 2019
2018
“Are the bread kneaders spying on my kid?” is actually a very pertinent question to ask when you really think about itRead at dooce.com (opens in a new tab)
28 Nov 2018
Don’t promise to give your kid anything from this delivery until you see this deliveryRead at dooce.com (opens in a new tab)
13 Nov 2018
24 Oct 2018
No, I have not been googling “how to adopt from a corgi rescue organization” maybeRead at dooce.com (opens in a new tab)
18 Oct 2018
Metaphors in the form of animals are becoming the legacy of my lifeRead at dooce.com (opens in a new tab)
4 Oct 2018
26 Sept 2018
Fueling Quality Time in Park City with the 2019 Hyundai Santa FeRead at dooce.com (opens in a new tab)
12 Sept 2018
Oh, you’re raising multiple daughters as well? First round of tequila is on me.Read at dooce.com (opens in a new tab)
10 Sept 2018
My favorite delivery just in time for one of the biggest changes in my lifeRead at dooce.com (opens in a new tab)
23 Aug 2018
France won the World Cup and all I got was a lesson in how to chill outRead at dooce.com (opens in a new tab)
17 Jul 2018
18 Jun 2018
23 May 2018
30 Apr 2018
A numbered list of how I’m really good at holding it together in the lead up to my book deadlineRead at dooce.com (opens in a new tab)
11 Apr 2018
30 Mar 2018
I am so scared about where my site will end up in search results when I add the words TASTEFUL PORN to this titleRead at dooce.com (opens in a new tab)
16 Mar 2018
8 Mar 2018
21 Feb 2018
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